Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Objection overruled Raptor. Get into your seat and start massaging the inner's of your thighs. There are people awaiting you in your perverted city which you mayor and call the "All Women Must Be Impregnated" city. Such an odd name.

@Toxic - Get to the space ranch now.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Objection overruled Raptor. Get into your seat and start massaging the inner's of your thighs. There are people awaiting you in your perverted city which you mayor and call the "All women must be impregnated" city. Such an odd name.

@Toxic - Get to the space ranch now.

The judge did not capitalize the name of my city properly, I call a mistrial!

@Toxic ~ Hi.

 

[TheWeirdOne]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Objection overruled Raptor. Get into your seat and start massaging the inner's of your thighs. There are people awaiting you in your perverted city which you mayor and call the "All women must be impregnated" city. Such an odd name.

@Toxic - Get to the space ranch now.

*Stands up from the audience*

I think it's a pretty awesome name! SCREW YOU!

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Overruled.

The mistake's have been corrected. Toxic, present your case to the court with or without Darkfire. I also expect double penetration as you do so and some hot yaoiness.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Once again, I disregard your authority, but I will proceed anyway only because you asked nicely (flattery will get you everywhere)

*Opens briefcase*
*Removes and shuffles papers*
*ahem*
.. What's this case about again?

@ RJ - 'sup!

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Blinks and looks at blank pad.*

I have no idea. Even through I am pretty sure it's been stated somewhere.... Raptor, make your accusation again if you will.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Once again, I disregard your authority, but I will proceed anyway only because you asked nicely (flattery will get you everywhere)

*Opens briefcase*
*Removes and shuffles papers*
*ahem*
.. What's this case about again?

@ RJ - 'sup!

I completely forgot.

Hug?

*Opens arms to Toxic*

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Sure why not, I'm over my fear of dinosaurs. I mean, hugging a raptor could only end in love. To quote Doomsday Arcade "I see no other possible outcome"

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Hugs Toxic*

*Cops a feel on her ass*

>.>

<.<

^_^

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Takes a photo of Raptor doing that.*

*Hugs Toxic*

*Cops a feel on her ass*

>.>

<.<

^_^

Ok. Toxic would you like to press charges?

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Can we settle all charges?

Remember, the "x" in extortion makes it sound cool

Thanks Bender

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Can we settle all charges?

Remember, the "x" in extortion makes it sound cool

Thanks Bender

Yes yes we can.

Raptor, would you like to press charges against Toxic for threatening with blackmail ?

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Yes yes we can.

Raptor, would you like to press charges against Toxic for threatening with blackmail ?

Was bribed with sex, no can do, sir.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Okay then. Court Adjourned. Case Closed. May all those who wish to object to Toxic's and Raptor's marriage, speak now or forever hold ye silence.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Kisses Toxic passionately*

I DO!

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Comes back, sweating*

Jeez, it's like that kid never heard of "King of the Hill"...

Wait. What's everyone doing? I thought we took a recess.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Comes back, sweating*

Jeez, it's like that kid never heard of "King of the Hill"...

Wait. What's everyone doing? I thought we took a recess.

I'm getting married to Toxic Shock!

^_^

 

[TheWeirdOne]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

I OBJECT!

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

I OBJECT!

I object Neo's objection!

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Darkfire, as Toxic's best bridesmaid and Weirdone's Raptor's best man, or women. You two can't object -.-