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Because no news post is really complete without an over the top, questionable news article on someone doing something stupid

Here's an article about the Tea Party leader trying to sue all gay people in an effort to force them to stop being gay.

Did not check this one for how legitimate it is, but it was amusing enough to post
 

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And now for something completely different. A developer with his head up his own ass. Not that the phenomenon is anything new, but here's a fresh case.
Or, at the very least, this video was just put up recently. Posted here because I felt it was more News than just Gaming, and it's more informative than Funny or Awesome.



Taken from the description of the video:
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On the 18th of October, the developer of Day One Garry's Incident issued a copyright strike against my channel, effectively censoring the criticism of their game. This is an account of what happened and why it should never be allowed to happen again.
 

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The entire patent system needs to be redone, really. The way is it now it looks like it's been designed by lawyers to get extra work and for patent trolls to earn money by claiming to have patented things like air and breathing.

Aside from that, you probably heard Germany is furious about the NSA spying on their government, and that France is too, and really, pretty much everyone hates the US gov even more now because of the whole spying thing.(As well as the US tech sector being considered completely untrustworthy because of the government demanded backdoors)
What you probably didn't hear yet was that it wasn't the US hacking into loads of French stuff

As it turns out, a major newspaper has evidence claiming it wasn't the US spying on France, but Israel.
It's worth noting that Israel is considered a bigger spy threat than China, Russia, or any Islamic country by the CIA, so this does not really come as a surprise.


And there has been an earthquake by Fukushima

A tsunami advisory has been issued

Edit: Either someone tripped over the powercord for the NSA server, or they're being DDoSed


And Al-Qaeda's faction of the Syrian rebels had their leader killed
 
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The Good: Proof that you should respect your elders lest you get a judo chop to the face


The Bad The fuck is wrong with kids these days?!


and the Stupid Whats worse, that they made theses or that people actually buy them?
 

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While everyone, everywhere hates the NSA and demands them to be reduced to not break pretty much every privacy law ever(And some huge demonstrations opposing it in Washington today or yesterday or something), I found this article.

I'm honestly not sure if it is satire or not, but it's in The Guardian so it seems legit.

In a move more fitting to China, the NSA says we should just censor all that pesky media calling for the NSA to stop spying on everyone.
 

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Pissed at the NSA? Well, McAffee founder is making a peer-to-peer device that will be difficult if not downright impossible to spy on

The device would have a wireless range of about three blocks and those in range would be able to communicate with each other. McAfee has reportedly been working on the gadget for a few years but has accelerated development in recent months given the NSA leaks.
It's not amazing or huge or anything, but the technology is there
 

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That is all.
 

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remarked butt researcher Benedict Pollen
...Why wasn't that profession in the 'my life choices' list at highschool?
 

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Because that list tends to be complete ass anyways.
 

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This reminds me of that 'blowjobs are healthy for women' research from a while back. Pardon the pun, but it just seems like someone trying to make a cheeky joke.
 

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If your country criminalizes homosexuality (and actually puts gay people into jail), you can now request asylum in the EU.

Now obviously this is the right thing to do, but I still can't help but wonder... how will they keep this from being abused? Are people going to have to prove their homosexuality?
 

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If your country criminalizes homosexuality (and actually puts gay people into jail), you can now request asylum in the EU.

Now obviously this is the right thing to do, but I still can't help but wonder... how will they keep this from being abused? Are people going to have to prove their homosexuality?
Well, if they try, they'll be assumed to have admitted it for their country of origin. I think that may be a good reason not to fake it

And remember all the talk about FEMA camps? Well, they're now in use. The homeless in some places were given the choice to go to jail...Or to FEMA camp, which as the conspiracy theories note, is constructed much like a jail.
Article by people who have been saying FEMA camps will be used to lock up 'undesirables' for ages, so it's got some "We told you!" and "Stop it before they come after YOU!" - But hey, at least now it's confirmed these camps do exist


Edit: Also, idiots in court(Edit edit: This may be more of a dirty lawyers being dirty just so they win than idiots, but still)
 
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Edit: Also, idiots in court(Edit edit: This may be more of a dirty lawyers being dirty just so they win than idiots, but still)
Disgusting. That shrink should lose his license.
 

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Disgusting. That shrink should lose his license.
Comments by the people who first posted the article were simple: If the guy DID take the kid to McDonalds, they would have used 'feeds kid unhealthy food' as a reason to take the kid away.

As for some news, Bitcoin was at $350/coin today. If the growth trend holds it will be at $1000/coin August next year, and $10000 September the year after that.
Whether or not it will actually hold at that rate is to be seen
 

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Bitcoin crashed not that long after that last post, went to 300 per coin and I stopped paying attention around then

As for more news: Danish scientist presents proof to the university of Copenhagen that many governments of the world are practically run by shady organisations, and basically saying the conspiracy theorists were right about that



The fun part about this is that none of these organisations are actually secret. They have their own websites, and the members flat out say that yes, they are trying to get as much influence as they can.

And some more on Snowden and the NSA stuff,
 

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You may have heard of it before, but one of the first drafts of the TPP(Trans Pacific Partnership) treaty has been leaked to Wikileaks. The same treaty is also being used for Europe under a different name(TTIP)

95 pages, 30,000 words.
In short, what it does:

"The draft text for the TPP Intellectual Property Rights Chapter spells out provisions for implementing a transnational “enforcement regime”."
Which would essentially mean national laws on copyrights will be null and void for any who sign the treaty, and copyrights will be handled by a 'world police' with legal authority everywhere.
Yes, this applies to the internet too.
The 'enforcement regime' does not need to show its evidence to anyone except itself.

Other things I have not personally checked, but have been told about from the treaty:
*Allows corporations to sue national governments for 'damaging their profits' if the national government imposes safety standards, consumer rights('restricts the market'), or does something like banning GMO or oil drilling in their country.
*Overrules laws on medicines and medicine use, essentially forcing US standards on medicine to be used everywhere, with the same strict IP laws working to remove competition
*NSA and other spying on citizens will be allowed, and even encouraged, with sanctions for speaking out against it.




Edit: Also got this one linked:
"A former insider at the World Bank, ex-Senior Counsel Karen Hudes, says the global financial system is dominated by a small group of corrupt, power-hungry figures centered around the privately owned U.S. Federal Reserve. The network has seized control of the media to cover up its crimes, too, she explained. In an interview with The New American, Hudes said that when she tried to blow the whistle on multiple problems at the World Bank, she was fired for her efforts. Now, along with a network of fellow whistleblowers, Hudes is determined to expose and end the corruption. And she is confident of success. Citing an explosive 2011 Swiss study published in the PLOS ONE journal on the “network of global corporate control,” Hudes pointed out that a small group of entities — mostly financial institutions and especially central banks — exert a massive amount of influence over the international economy from behind the scenes. “What is really going on is that the world’s resources are being dominated by this group,” she explained, adding that the “corrupt power grabbers” have managed to dominate the media as well. “They’re being allowed to do it. "
Basically it says: wake up people, it's not just some conspiracy theory, it's real. Media isn't reporting on it because they're owned by the people they would otherwise expose


 
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Banks in full panic/damage control over bitcoin


Mention bitcoins to a bank and you will be banned from ever having an account at one.
As bitcoins can be transferred free of charge, and are held in an account that you don't have to pay for, banks are starting to feel the heat from the coins. Most of their profit relies on charging people to get to their own money, and bitcoin allows them to avoid that.
 

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Saw this on Reddit about an hour ago.

Some potentially bad news for Brits / Everyone.



This may directly make possession of 'Rape Porn' (good luck finding a better definition of what that is) punishable with 3 years of imprisonment; talk about a slippery slope.

David Cameron who is a conservative prime minister is taking aim at internet related pornography, he has also recently praised google and microsoft for ratcheting up the removal of child pornography from their search engine results.

While i agree that actual child pornography and actual rape porn should be removed as there is a true victim, one cannot help but believe this will reach far beyond it's intended target.

"Mr Cameron is targeting websites which show videos and images of rape – whether they claim they are ‘simulated’ or not."

90% of the content on this website can be considered 'simulated rape'.

This is of course all being done in order to protect the innocent minds of children, who will surely go on to become serial rapists if they witness a simulated rape scenario which may or may not involve fictional tentacles.

A politician taking a political stance like this is hard to combat, as 'simulated rape' is usually not one of the socially acceptable fetishes, and therefore most people will agree with the proposed law changes since they aren't effected; this is a foothold to a great political agenda in order to abolish any and all indecency which depraved deviants such as us enjoy.

Id be interested in hearing what residents of UK think of this.
 
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