Re: Possible Remake of Jungle Girl
What if you believe that when you die you become god to a new world.
If I was God...
I'd probably try to clear my brain, kick back up in the heavens and see what we can change...
First off, I'd have no guns, just hand-to-hand combat, only the strong survive like cavemen... I'd like that...
I'd fucking ride up in the sky up on a cloud floating around, both granting wishes and throwing lightning bolts down...
If I was God, I might show up and host 'Saturday Night Live', just to freak 'em all out and let everybody know I'm alive...
If I was God, I'd go and try to beat the Devil's ass, but it probably ain't that easy and I'd probably learn it fast...
If I was God, I'd ride a dragon down to earth, pull Bin Laden out the sand and fucking kill him myself...
If I was God, I'd grow my face hairs long like Moses, hit the club in an iced-out halo and see where the hoes is...
I'd cork all the world's volcanoes and let this bitch blow, and then rewrite the timeline so that it never happened, so I'd do it again and again and again and again, everytime I needed to express my anger within...
I'd fly above the city as a giant with searchlight eyes
I'd let you motherfuckers know that I'm watching, ready to energize, I gots dem lightening bolts!
If I was God, every now and then it'd rain dynamite, just to keep you on your toes, make sure you got your shit tight...
I'd bring the dinosaurs back just when nobody expects it...
Send your prayers to each other see if you're gonna reject it...
I'd give everybody free rewinds for shit they might've passed up...
I'd cure the sick of disease and let the crippled get they ass up...
I'd make it rain money everywhere that it's needed...
Crooked cops would get they ass beat and shit would get even...
I'd make giant meteors pass by the earth within a couple yards...
Shit, if I was God, I'd walk around the city like King Kong, crouch down in the street and fucking shit on your home...
If I was God, jealousy would be easily detected, their faces would turn that of a demon everytime they felt it...
Fuck an earthquake, I'd shake this bitch dramastically, pick the earth up salt and pepper my meals with trees...
I'd drop a couple new animals every fucking month or so, and send a few tornadoes through where they don't normally go...
I'd not only walk on water for you, I'd hammer slide and boogie and snap my fingers and give all all who cheer each a cookie...
I'd send snowstorms to the desert, heat strokes to the arctic; three times a year visits with your dearly departed...
I'd put about 10,000 real Cthulu and Uz Kazras out there, just to add a fresh element of sex in the air...
I'd jog inside the earth and make it spin like a hamster wheel, I'd have aliens come and try and make us their meal...
But that's exactly why they gave the job to somebody else...
World would be an... Intersting place
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Master Bei Shun for Almighty Diety