Member Announcements Thread

[Hentaispider]

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Oh dear, I believe I've gone misunderstood. Damn this all too subtle humor! It's not wit if no one gets it! I'm not very good at coming across clear, hence why I'm usually at a jumble.

I was attempting a joke at the fact I don't have a girlfriend, hence why I 'make her up' for jokes and her opinions are 'imaginary.'
I sort of drew from flight of the conchords on this one

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I was going to ask whether the girlfriend is imaginary or just mindless(like, say, a blow-up doll), but I couldn't think of a way to make it funny enough...

 

[ToxicShock]

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Well I imagined her as mindless, much easier to deal with her crap.

 

[Hentaispider]

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Well I imagined her as mindless, much easier to deal with her crap.

Please tell me she isn't blond as well.

 

[ToxicShock]

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No no. I mean her image wasn't that important anyway. I just decided to make her ugly so I can justify cheating on her with more attractive imaginary women.

 

[Cappy]

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No no. I mean her image wasn't that important anyway. I just decided to make her ugly so I can justify cheating on her with more attractive imaginary women.

Like darkfire?
(I know, it's in horrible taste, terribly sorry and all that)

 

[Hentaispider]

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No no. I mean her image wasn't that important anyway. I just decided to make her ugly so I can justify cheating on her with more attractive imaginary women.

I would say that I bet my muse is prettier than your girlfriend, but there isn't much point now.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Well Muse is fucking hot

 

[DarkFire1004]

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Like darkfire?
(I know, it's in horrible taste, terribly sorry and all that)

THAT'S A NEG REP FOR YOU.

Also, Nunu is Aika's girlfriend. Calling it now.

 

[ToxicShock]

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They date england to australia?

 

[Hentaispider]

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Obviously Dark's trying to conceal the fact that she's the one dating Aika.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Ahh, leadin' the witch hunt are we? I'm on to your wiles dark

 

[Cappy]

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Also, Nunu is Aika's girlfriend. Calling it now.

Also, Nunu is Aika's girlfriend.

Nunu is Aika's girlfriend.

Aika's girlfriend.

girlfriend.

girl.

:v

 

[DarkFire1004]

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I'm not a girl. I'm a woman.

 

[Hentaispider]

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I'm not a girl. I'm a woman.

Wait, does that mean you're getting married?

 

[Cappy]

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Straying off subject a bit, I suck at shooping.
I wish I could magick a christmas hat onto my Avatar.

 

[Hentaispider]

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You're late. And you aren't supposed to do it yourself, anyway.

 

[Incubus]

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Fuck your christmas hats. Time to move on.

...on to Aika's new girlfriend.

 

[Wonderboy]

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Welcome back Cappy, nice to see you again, I believe you owe me some stuff after I won that trial way back.

Congrats on the new girlfriend Aika, 't warms me heart.

And now for an announcement... The family dvd player is broken, the apple tv is having format issues, and the satelite format card that has been fried... I'm suspecting the christmas imps. Anyways, in order to please my siblings, (read: keep them quiet.) My computer is now residing underneath the tv as our dvd-player.

I might be on every now and again but expect me to be sporadic.

 

[Cappy]

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Welcome back Cappy, nice to see you again, I believe you owe me some stuff after I won that trial way back.

Haha, but that was the old Cappy you were facing against, now I am....
Cappy.... Kai!

No but seriously, what are you talking about again? I can barely remember.

 

[SirOni]

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Haha, but that was the old Cappy you were facing against, now I am....
Cappy.... Kai!

No but seriously, what are you talking about again? I can barely remember.

From what I can tell it was something to do with you being a fucking moron. Though there were quite a number of court cases for you.