Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

[Loli Defense Force]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

I was mainly intending to use it for stuff along the lines of in character arguments with loli's character about Jubilex and company.

On the other hand, you're making the assumption that my character even WANTS to talk about it in the first place :/

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

(I have 40 movement)

Silly monks and their increased speed. I wonder what a monk would do if you gave it coffee?

 

[Shrike7]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Ever seen Hoodwinked? XD

 

[dmronny]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Hey I just heard enemies and charged in their direction, battleragers aren't exactly known for subtlety or brilliant millitary tactics. Hence the just get as close as possible if I can't reach them.

Don't forget to add your miscellaneous equipment and magic item sometime Shrike.

 

[Shrike7]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Yeah, its taking so long as a combination of my being in so many simultaneous RPs and the fact that 90% of my posts are from work, nowhere near my books and without even the ability to have two webpages open at once. Hey Tass, do you allow legacy weapons? I made one for Warlocks a while back for a different campaign, but I don't remember how much the starting ritual costs, I have the entire thing in a text file on my desktop, I think. Other than that, I'm probably just going to go for something generic.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

You want a bag of tricks! Pulling out random animals for the win!

 

[dmronny]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

No no get either the bracers of lechery, or the shield of sparrow deflection.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

The gender change belt is always a classic, but yeah, gaunlets of ogre stench are good, too.

 

[Ryu]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Better Idea:

-2 Sword, Cursed

This longsword performs well against targets in practice, but when used against an opponent in combat, it causes its wielder to take a -2 penalty on attack rolls.

All damage dealt is also reduced by 2 points, but never below a minimum of 1 point of damage on any successful hit. After one week in a character’s possession, the sword always forces that character to employ it rather than another weapon. The sword’s owner automatically draws it and fights with it even when she meant to draw or ready some other weapon. The sword can be gotten rid of only by means of limited wish, wish, or miracle.

 

[dmronny]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Well I would have said the beer of annihilation, but that's probably not a good thing to have around my character.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

I was tempted to ask if I could have an item with several curses on it. Wouldn't you like a ring that switched your gender, turned you blue, and made you a half inch shorter whenever you wore it?

 

[Shrike7]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Reminds me of my favourite custom item of all time, the dreaded Wand of What-the-Fuck, named after the most common response after using it. I had one once.

 

[Ryu]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Sounds like a rod of wonder with all bad effects....

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Rod of wonder are fun, especially if you can opt for a bad effect.

 

[Shrike7]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Not necessarily bad, just all confusing. A lot of it was Douglas Adams references, which were great. I loved it so much, and it was an artifact, we could add charges to it by giving up spell levels, so it lasted me the entire campaign

 

[Ryu]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Did you love it enough to try it as a dildo?

*imagines it going off as you do, casting magic mouth on whatever it was pointed at*

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

What if it shout forth a stream of butterflies when you were doing that...

 

[Ryu]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Give a new meaning to "butterflies in my stomach"

 

[Shrike7]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

I refuse to dignify that question with a response, on the grounds that the answer may incriminate me further.

Also, no, I hadn't thought of that XD

 

[Ryu]

Re: Scourge of the Silver Marches D&D 3.5

Incriminate you? But... we accused you of nothing. Now you're making yourself seem guilty of something...