Kill the person above you.

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

IT'S BRITIANS! BRITANNIA MUST DIE!!! iarfjgioapdhjfgiusdfhg!

Good god, it's a raving monkey!

SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!

BAM BAM!

That was completely unexpected. Hey want to rape the 8 year old phoenix girl and keep her as a pet?

Sure why not.

Phoenix "MmPH!"

In goes the butt plug

In goes the 10 inch cock that's 4 inches wide.

The british officers leave with a trussed up phoenix that didn't die and was stuck in girl form. I lay dead from a monkey bite.

 

[Caulder]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Donkey Punches Dia, causing his colon to rupture and causing him to die*

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Two police officers come in*

This sketch is entirely too silly. Alright everyone, let's go: this is over. They say in a British accent.

I agree.

Dia, could you please be a little more serious when it comes to killing?

*throws a dagger at Phoenix, who just happened to be somewhere close*

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Sure Cross in a grave.
*Walks over to Cross in a grave. Hits him hard knocking him down. Brings out an uzi and a bat. The question is which would hurt most?*

*Uzi guns Cross in a grave to oblivion.*

*I smash his head in.*

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Hmm... Not very creative, but good.

*stands up and removes Dia's spine from his body, then impales Dia on his own spine*

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Dia's spine turns into a Plant: Golem from his CYOAS and wraps it's vines around Cross in a Grave's humanoid figure and begins to strangle him. Cross in a Grave lights it onto fire only to realize that he's going to burn as well. He struggles valiantly and manages to escape. As he rolls around on the grass to put out the fire a clown appears, summoned by me. The clown pulls out a parasol chain gun, starts cranking, and begins to shoot parasols without the cloth and just the metal pole, they're sharpened poles of titanium alloy. Cross in a Grave gets impaled into the ground, as his life blood drains away I appear, stab my hand through the back of his chest and rip out his heart. To which I then throw it into the waiting clowns mouth who the eats it. I then leave letting the clown to turn you into a majestic effigy in which I will burn upon returning killing phoenix to use his divine flames to forever snuff your life from you.*

On a less bloody note, story update.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*appears on the Spectral Plane*

Well, here we go again...

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Story Updated.

Update slams into spectral plain expelling Cross in a Grave into the void voiding him.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Now that's my kind of enviroment.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Cross in a Grave realizes he is trapped in this void and cannot hope to escape. There is nothing around for him to torture nor is there any hope or way of escape possible from within or with the helps of clones of his from the outside. Cross in a grave is screwed, so he begins to experiment and torture himself.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*pats Dia on the shoulder*

For your information, I personally know the master of time and space. I've learned a few tricks by watching him. Once a void opens, it can't be fully closed if there's someone or something in it. If you force it to close, it ceases to exist, and the trapped person is released. After all, void is nothing (quite literally).

*punches Dia's lungs out*

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Uh huh.
How do you know I have lungs? Did you just make me one just so you could punch it? Besides a black holes singularity is a void is it not? Everything is crushed and or vaporized.
*Throws Cross in a Grave's spirit, body, and essence into said black hole that I warp in, then warp out.*

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*appears on spectral plane*

Well, spirit isn't matter, so it isn't affected by gravity that much... And the spirit world has it's own rules, slightly different from the laws of physics.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Bah. I don't feel like killing you right now.
*Disappears*

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Bored... I challenge you people to a duel. If one would like to fight me, just pick a weapon and we can get this started.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Ok then. Let us fight with metal crosses that have blunted points and are made of pure gold. You can start the duel anytime you want.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

"A rather unusual choice." Grave raised his metal cross, then charged at Dia. When he was close, he changed his path a little and attacked from Dia's left, striking at the waist.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Kill the person above you.

*Gives you all a 10 hour speech on ToxicLogic, cursing you all with the horror that is Supersanity*

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Watches Cross in a Grave attack in such a way and doesn't move. As the attack is about to hit me, I slam my cross into his and throw us both off balance.

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Kill the person above you.

Grave jumped back to avoid any potential counter-attacks. Dia's action forced him to switch to defense, at least until he regained balance.