Shinobi Girl (READ THE FIRST POST! NO PM SPAM!)

[DarkFire1004]

Joke's on you Oni. Mystic Girl's already on v 1.6.

[Kusanagi]

I have beta access to Mystic Girl 2.

[ecoISDP]

Originally Posted by Kusanagi

I have beta access to Mystic Girl 2.

Well I have ... no idea what mystic girl is! So there !

[SirOni]

Originally Posted by ecoISDP

Well I have ... no idea what mystic girl is! So there !

Heathen!

[Sojourner]

Originally Posted by ecoISDP

Well I have ... no idea what mystic girl is! So there !

*blink*blink*blink*

Whaaaaat?!?!?!

The original reason for the ULMF, and you don't know what it is? LineMarvel's most amazing flash game ever, with:

• Fifteen stages, each more challenging than the last
• Forty unique enemies, plus five "hidden" ones that only appear in Youma Mode
• Over seventy different rape animations, including DP, Airtight, and Yuri/Futa

Though I was just a lurker way back when (as opposed to the occasional post recently), I remember when practically the only thread on these boards - when they were still at Proboards - was about if LM was ever going to finish MG.

Thankfully, I managed to get a copy of the GotY Edition of LM's Mystic Girl. Best $50 I ever spent at Best Buy, especially since the two expansion packs were included.

[SirOni]

Silly fool, you only got two expansions? Us who were there from the very beginning and donated a certain amount of money to LM got the third secret expansion pack when he released the game. It almost doubles the content of the game, that includes everything in the other two expansions.

[ToxicShock]

Linemarvel emailed me Mystic Girl a while back. Then I opened it and it was Meet N Fuck: Barney.

.... asshole

[Sojourner]

I sent him a better donation than just money. I gave him a Summoning Ritual for Cthulhu so he could do more accurate research!

Hmmm. In hindsight, I probably should have given him the Binding Ritual as well.

[Ranger Princess]

Well I'm on the Mystic Girl alpha team. In fact, I am mystic girl...her understudy to be exact. You know, the one who goes in when the real Mystic Girl is sick, tired, whiney, or worn out by too much tentacle and slime sex. It's a tough job but someone has to do it. My only complaint is Line marvel, he's a cheap and lazy boss that pays me in sporadic hentai dumps. Oh? You didn't know mystic girl is a motion picture production? Jokes on you.

[ecoISDP]

Originally Posted by Ranger Princess

Well I'm on the Mystic Girl alpha team. In fact, I am mystic girl...her understudy to be exact. You know, the one who goes in when the real Mystic Girl is sick, tired, whiney, or worn out by too much tentacle and slime sex. It's a tough job but someone has to do it. My only complaint is Line marvel, he's a cheap and lazy boss that pays me in sporadic hentai dumps.

You should demand a raise ! Or a promotion !

[Sponge]

Originally Posted by ToxicShock

Linemarvel emailed me Mystic Girl a while back. Then I opened it and it was Meet N Fuck: Barney.

.... asshole

[Hentaispider]

I'm pretty sure most of you are trolling, but since this thread is now apparently about MG, how do you find Hastur?

[AngelKara]

Hi I'm probably going to get yelled at for saying this but I honestly can't tell if you're joking...and if you're not I have to say. OMG MYSTIC GIRL WHERE?!!!


And now I'm going back to lurking and waiting in the shadows for game updates.

[JohnDoe]

Originally Posted by AngelKara

OMG MYSTIC GIRL WHERE?!!!

Behind you!

[AngelKara]

Originally Posted by JohnDoe

Behind you!

Nice one. I commend you on your amazing skill at humour.



(Not sarcasm but way over exaggerated. Why? *Shrugs* I'm bored and slightly drunk.)

[SoliceTK]

What happened to this..... thread?

Like for real, wow..

[Bowser]

K What happened to this..... thread?

lol, seconded, feels a few months too early.

[maikochan]

Stupid happened to it. Never under-estimate the power of stupidity. If we could harness stupidity as an energy source, we'd have enough energy to power the whole world forever.

You know... maybe we could build a giant incinerator and hang a sign over it saying "Free cake".

[Hentaispider]

Originally Posted by AngelKara

Hi I'm probably going to get yelled at for saying this but I honestly can't tell if you're joking...and if you're not I have to say. OMG MYSTIC GIRL WHERE?!!!


And now I'm going back to lurking and waiting in the shadows for game updates.

It used to be for sale, but not anymore... If you want it you'll have to contact LM. Good luck with that.

[Kp Romplestein]

Wait...It used to be for sale!? Why don't we just find someone with a copy and make some l33t h4x v3rsi0n? (not sarcastic at all)

[Ramia73]

Originally Posted by Hooker

I'm pretty sure most of you are trolling, but since this thread is now apparently about MG, how do you find Hastur?

Well, the traditional way is just say his name three times...

But I don't recommend it.

[JohnDoe]

Originally Posted by maikochan

You know... maybe we could build a giant incinerator and hang a sign over it saying "Free cake".

That could cause massive pollution...

[Hentaispider]

Originally Posted by Ramia73

Well, the traditional way is just say his name three times...

But I don't recommend it.

I meant in game.

Originally Posted by JohnDoe

That could cause massive pollution...

Yeah, but it would solve the overpopulation problem, which is causing even more pollution.

[Luppikun]

Originally Posted by maikochan

"Free cake"

WHERE?!?!?

[dragoonistix]

Imma fap to the information that there is free cake..

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FA-GREAUGHHHH....ARGHH...GU-GAAAAH!
...

[ecoISDP]

mmmmm .... cake, you so crazy.

[moomoo78]

Originally Posted by Kp Romplestein

Wait...It used to be for sale!? Why don't we just find someone with a copy and make some l33t h4x v3rsi0n? (not sarcastic at all)

I agree,(assuming that the bold text in the qoute is not another joke) it might even get LM's attention.
If nothing else it will help to remind people why the forum was orginaly created, sorry to whom ever said that exact same thing a few post back I have a terrible memory and can not remember your username.

Edit: Last sentenance (sp?) of my original post mirrors what Sojouner said.

[evercrow]

Originally Posted by SoliceTK

What happened to this..... thread?

Like for real, wow..

The skewering incedent really brought out the good mood, and when you are in good mood, you post.I mean, flood.My case.

If nothing else it will help to remind people why the forum was orginaly created, sorry to whom ever said that exact same thing a few post back I have a terrible memory and can not remember your username.

another idea is to make some kind of banner and post it in our signatures =)

[assmaster]

Enjoy this haiku:

When thread is bumped
And no update can be found
My dick cries salt tears

[ToxicShock]

That's not a haiku