Epic Quotes

[Sinfulwolf]

That was probly the point. Auntie Dot was a very practical AI without any real personality.

[Master_Bei_Shun]

Yea but I kinda find her voice over fun... Not very original... Master Cheif has the same dialouge basicly

Grunting during jump, "Frag out"

Grunt while taking damage "Tango down"

Not much else to the Green one...

GYNSGT. Stacker has more selection then the rest that I've heard...

[Incubus]

"Says you. You're the most sarcastic person I know."

"Oh really? ...huh."

[ToxicShock]

Originally Posted by Incubus

"Says you. You're the most sarcastic person I know."

"Oh really? ...huh."

Reminds me of KitH

[cross_grave]

"Decepticons, it is with deep sorrow that I note for the log...Megatron's spark has been extinguished. All hail Starscream."

Of all the existing incarnations, the newest seems to be the most promising one.

Also, I like his voice.

[ToxicShock]

"I won't believe you before and I still didn't believe you again."
-Raocow

[Chibichibi]

My God, I forgot the two most important speeches in Red Vs. Blue. Season 8, so they're in spoiler tags.

Spoiler

Sarge: I'm not telling you to go. I'm not even asking.

Grif: You're not?

Sarge: Nope. I'm going. That's it. You want to come? Come on. But I don't expect you too. Simmons will probably tell you that statistically some of us will probably die.

Simmons: All of us.

Sarge: All of us. All of us will probably die. But that's not what's important. Let me ask you two a question... you ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: (both look at each other) Umm... it does seem to be one of life's great mysteries...

Sarge: No, I mean you! What are YOU doing here! You always act like you want to quit. You could have left whenever you wanted, nobody would have stopped you! So why are ya here? And you, Simmons!

Simmons: Me?

Sarge: You say you want to be in charge. They would've given you your own squad a dozen times over! You know it, and I know it. And you, Tucker. As much as I hate to say it, you're actually good at being a soldier!

Tucker: I am?

Sarge: I know you like to make yer' rude comments and pretend like it doesn't matter! But an entire alien RACE chose to make you their hero! So why are YOU here? And Caboose... ummm... it's good to see you?

Caboose: Thanks. I'm loving the whole speech so far.

Sarge: Maybe you're all here because this is the only place you fit in. Maybe you're here because you don't have anywhere else to go. Maybe you're here because you want to be here. The reason doesn't matter! What matters is that you're here. For all we know, Tex and Church are dead. That means we're the only ones who know what's happened, and the only ones who can prevent them from covering it up! The way I figure it... these Freelancers guy want to use us, take us away from our families, and send us all over the daggone galaxy just to test if their agents are ready for the big fight? Well... guess I'm interested in showin' em just what exactly what a big fight is all about! Time to clean a slate! I'm not orderin' ya too! I'm not even asking ya. You do... what ya GOTTA do, Private Grif.

Aaaand, the final speech of Season 8... I was almost in tears.

Spoiler

Church/Epsilon: "I'd like to say that I found her right away, that I just walked into the Epsilon Unit, and there she was, waiting for me. As you can probably guess, it didn't happen that way, but, I know she's in here somewhere, and I'll find her. We always seem to find each other, for better or for worse. I don't know why the Director did what he did. I don't know if he was trying to revive a memory from his past, or if he was just trying to get it out of his head. But I figured out something that the Director didn't. It took Alpha, Delta, and the rest to help piece it together for me, but what I've learned is that a great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. You can focus on it, and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient, and you hold still, then maybe... Just maybe... It will come to you. I just need to make sure I'm somewhere she can find me. I think this place is a little different than it was before. See, out there, everything is based on the Alpha, but in here, I guess I'm the Alpha. And maybe this time through, things will be a little different for me as well. I guess I'll find out. And I mean, hell, if you have to live the rest of your life in a memory... you might as well make it a good one."

[Nanie]

"It's not about how big yer hammer is son, it's about how you pound that anvil."
- My quote from the Blacksmith to his Son that I randomly said one day. I felt it was classic enough.

[Copper]

"These are not the hammer."
*Walks off-screen. Returns*
"The hammer is my penis."

[Sinfulwolf]

Originally Posted by Copper

"These are not the hammer."
*Walks off-screen. Returns*
"The hammer is my penis."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_O0jNYOGTQ

Nathan Fillion is the man!

I want season 3 of castle.

[Incubus]

"I told you before, where I go, he goes, And where he goes, I go!"
"Mollari..."
"Don't worry. As arrogant as this man before me may be, he would never arrest his own Prime minister!"
*scene change, sound of heavy door slamming*
*long pause*
"Shut up!"
"I didn't say anything"

[Master_Bei_Shun]

“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”

-George Carlin

[Nunu]

finaly!

[lurker]

Ya missed it a bit, I think Inc mentioned it in a different thread...

[Zelzar]

Red vs Blue FTW

Episode:99

Tucker: Caboose, that's why I always liked you, everything falls into two categories: either you don't understand it or you just don't care.
Caboose: Yeeah, I don't really know what you mean by that... but I guess it doesn't matter.
Tucker: Exactly.
Caboose: Why didn't you ask Tex or Church?... Is it because I'm the best?
Tucker: No, it's because Church is an asshole and Tex doesn't trust me right now.
Caboose: Really? Why not?
Tucker: Ehh, because I got to use the sniper rifle and I ended up unloading a round into her ass.
Caboose: Hey Chicka Bum Bum!
Tucker: Caboose! What did I tell you about that?
Caboose: Sorry. Sorry.

[Tassadar]

I gave up mercy for lent.

[Zelzar]

[Sinfulwolf]

We get it Zelzar... it doesn't have to be hit over the head that much.

[Combat Baking Android 04]

Spoiler

[Chibichibi]

"No wonder they call this the Dragon Age. The things are bloody everywhere." -Anders.

See Rule? Even Anders agrees with you on the dragons thing.

[JohnDoe]

"No wonder they call this the Dragon Age. The things are bloody everywhere." -Anders.

"Shut up, whore!" Aveline

That guy does nothing but complain and weep...

[Chibichibi]

Originally Posted by JohnDoe

"Shut up, whore!" Aveline

That guy does nothing but complain and weep...

Feh, he does other things, and he's not as bad as Emo Elf. I swear to god, Fenris shut up D: Anders keeps my party alive and I love him to pieces :P

[JohnDoe]

They're pretty much the same to me(but i'm a guy after all), the only guy worthy of being in my party is:

"Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you've got" Varric

[Chibichibi]

XD Good God. I do love Varric. And Isabela. And if you have the DLC put Isabela and Sebastian Vael in the same party. It's hysterical.

[Zelzar]

Verbal: Can I get some coffee?
Dave Kujan: In a while. Let's talk about the lineup.
Verbal: I'm really thirsty. I used to dehydrate as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey.

McManus: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

Interrogation Cop: What are you saying?
Fenster: I said he'll flip you.
Interrogation Cop: He'll what?
Fenster: Flip you. Flip ya for real.

Interrogation Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Interrogation Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.
Interrogation Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Fenster: Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.
Interrogation Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Interrogation Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?

Verbal: Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.

The Usual Suspects

[Master_Bei_Shun]

"Gee... I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky..."

-John Cusack

[Luppikun]

"Don't you know? Geisha can kick! I am kicking you!"

-RoboGeisha

[Incubus]

So, I'm doing my online RSA refresher course. RSA being responsible service of alcohol. This is a government test on a government website and is very serious business.

9. Responsible serving means:


Providing more security staff
Being alert to what’s happening in your bar and pro-actively managing the situation
Calling the police
No double faults in tennis

...snerk.

[Zelzar]

Isabela: So, how good is Donnic? Is he cocksure?
Aveline: (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system.
Isabela: Did he curl your toes? Pudding your peach? Dampen your Divine? Kaddis your Kate? Praise your Maker? Explore your Deep Roads? Gray your Warden? How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun."
Aveline: Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy?
Isabela: Well that's rather personal, don't you think?

More Dragon Age 2

[Hentaispider]

"For shame, Sir Twist. Though I cannot bespeak the activity of their paranoia, I assure you that they shall not see through my deception until they confront their superior in Rome. By then it will be too late for them to interfere. There is, however, another matter." Sam didn't know what could be worse than tonight's disaster, but Dodger's grim expression promised more calamity. "I don't want to know, so you'd better tell me."

From Find Your Own Truth by Robert N. Charrette