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Ride Of The Valkerie 1&2


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both subbed and uncensored

Midgard, otherwise known as the world of humans, exists between the realm of the Norse gods and the land of the demons. It is the battleground of celestial beings and devilish monsters, with valkyries, the virgin warriors of legend, standing on the side of men.

An evil plot is hatched, involving the capture of one of the foremost valkyries and her total enslavement. She is to be repeatedly violated into sexual submission, ultimately serving and servicing a general of her sworn enemies.
 
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Re: Ride Of The Valkerie 1&2

So thats the name of the series...!
and YAY! Subs
 

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Re: Ride Of The Valkerie 1&2

A rather brief review of both movies:

Ride of the Valkyrie, part 1, was pretty good viewing as fap material goes. There's some kind of flimsy plot about them being these battle maidens (which would make them virgins) and being captured by these big ugly fuckers with green skin, no dentists and horse cocks. They conquer Valkyrie, one of the battle maidens, and proceed to rape the hell out of her, trying to impregnate her. Good times, good times. I thoroughly enjoyed the first part.
I had very high hopes for the second part and I've got to admit, I was a little disappointed. They had some futa-girl on girl action, which is, generally speaking, a plus. Primarily, though, the fetish that ran throughout the movie was a purple tentacle sucking the excrement out of a girl's anus. These girls didn't want to let them suck out the poop and they did.
I found this idea hilarious. I'm all about trying new things during sex, but sucking poop out of a girl's ass HAS to be near the bottom of my list, somewhere underneath letting the girl drive nails into my nipples. Can you imagine what kind of morning breath you'd have after an evening sucking doo-doo out of a woman's rectum?
I also put myself in the woman's place. What if I had a rapist attack me in real life, then instead of plowing my butt, they simply pull down my pants and ask me to shit in their mouth? Honestly I'd probably oblige them. From then on I'd let that person (preferably a woman, since I'm heterosexual) follow me around as a "personal assistant." That way I've got my own extremely portable port-a-potty and they can follow me around, eat my feces when the need arises, and even lick me clean so I don't need to wipe.
Hell, I'd probably PAY this person. It also shows a great deal of power when you're in the middle of a business meeting and feel the urge to use the restroom. You just turn to the junior executive on your left, say "eat my shit," and the next thing you know you've got a bathroom right there in the conference room.
Anyway... I enjoyed both movies, although the second one didn't appeal to me quite so much as I really couldn't get into the whole "poo in the rapist's orifice" deal.

Oh, and thanks very much, Avatar99. I appreciate your taking the time to post this, amongst other excellent material.

EDIT: [shouting] "Who does 'number two' work for?!!"
 
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Re: Ride Of The Valkerie 1&2

If you pretend that's not happening and enjoy teh futa cawk it's better fap material. Personally I liked 1 better too.
 

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Re: Ride Of The Valkerie 1&2

If you pretend that's not happening and enjoy teh futa cawk it's better fap material. Personally I liked 1 better too.
Spoken like a true man. And this movie is effing awesome
 

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Re: Ride Of The Valkerie 1&2

There's apparently a sequel, but I can't find it anywhere
 

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Saved for great justice.
 

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Re: Ride Of The Valkerie 1&2

lolol.
 

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Re: Ride Of The Valkerie 1&2

I liked it, but I didnt care much for the so called "Tentacles" but the futa was nice.
 

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Re: Ride Of The Valkerie 1&2

Last time I saw this series, it was still raw, no subs, and censored. Nice find.
 

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Re: Ride Of The Valkerie 1&2

the megarotic-links always take me to the
megaporn login-page. maybe someone knows
the solution to this ? :confused:

thx
 
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Re: Ride Of The Valkerie 1&2

Megarotic became megaporn the links should still bring you to the download page where you have to type the captcha code.
 
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