ADV RPG Maker Scat [ crotch ] We Have No Rice! ~Magical Farming Survival RPG~ / 魔法農家サバイバルRPG～おこめがない!～ RE194951 RJ194951

just came out today..
from the maker of

comes new survival game :



so our MC this time is an elf/fairy.. white haired elf,, hot, eh? or grey??
she is a magical farmer (?), just like her sister, Elina who is missing..

Manipulate special magic, without being influenced by weather and temperature
Occupation that can cultivate various crops in harsh places ...
That is called a magical farmer

the game will be over when MC health points (HP)/physical strength reach zero in battle, so be very careful

BEWARE there are scat and transformation tag

this H-game has 41 basic HCG's

what do you guys think?

Partial Thread : http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/showthread.php?t=30520

oh, before i forget, nyaaaa ~,~

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this is real interesting if i say

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Uh huh. Yep. Okay.

I'd like to take a moment to draw everyone's attention to the fact that SHE HAS PLANTS GROWING OUT OF HER.

Okay, cool, now that that's out of the way, carry on.

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ChainFiction said:

Uh huh. Yep. Okay.

I'd like to take a moment to draw everyone's attention to the fact that SHE HAS PLANTS GROWING OUT OF HER.

Okay, cool, now that that's out of the way, carry on.

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More like she put plants inside herself and keep them fresh.

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This game is scat heavy, with basically all events ending up with the involved taking a shit.

Which is great.

Still, I do wish Crotch would go further in the scat perversions in the future.

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well yeah scat
its scat indeed

so any translator interested?

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English title seem to be "We Have No Rice! ~Magical Farming Survival RPG~"



But getting rice in this game is no problem. A bettter title would had been "We Have No Rice Bowls! ~Magical Rice Bowl Farming Survival RPG~

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For some reason I can't stop laughing when all the H scenes ends up with the female unloading

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Blazerin said:

well yeah scat
its scat indeed

so any translator interested?

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Man, I love Crotch's games and the survival they're based on, but... I don't wannaaaaaaa~~~~~~~

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I love the art of this circle, but hate scat.

I didn't played the first one bc someone said 90% of the scenes had scat.
How many scat content is on this?

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bankss said:

I love the art of this circle, but hate scat.

I didn't played the first one bc someone said 90% of the scenes had scat.
How many scat content is on this?

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100%. No joke.

This is why I'm laughing so hard playing this game. Everything people do in that world seems to end up with shitting the floor.

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bankss said:

I love the art of this circle, but hate scat.

I didn't played the first one bc someone said 90% of the scenes had scat.
How many scat content is on this?

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Let's just say farming requires lots of manure.

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my only problem is that the begining has too few scenes and then just puff adult, T T, after playing the other games even if i dont fancy scat ehhh there are worse things out there, but is the game good at least, or maybe a partial on the way?

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namomo said:

100%. No joke.

This is why I'm laughing so hard playing this game. Everything people do in that world seems to end up with shitting the floor.

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Now I have to play this just to see it and lol.

bankss said:

I love the art of this circle, but hate scat.

I didn't played the first one bc someone said 90% of the scenes had scat.
How many scat content is on this?

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I feel like scat is something you just get used to like seeing massive amount of blood or horror movies.

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What the hell does scat mean?

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shit.

Literally shit.

Lots of it.

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Shirafune9 said:

What the hell does scat mean?

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Acronym.

She cabled a turd.
Scat. -----
Show restraint... I'm looking at you, elfloren!
No need to join the dark side. Again...

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Alright, I've been wandering around for like... 2 hours looking for iron to fix the distillery. Anyone know where I can find it?

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zipetya said:

Acronym.

She cabled a turd.
Scat.

Spoiler

SO SORRY GUYS!! xD

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Show restraint... I'm looking at you, elfloren!
No need to join the dark side. Again...

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I think it's inevitable :/
There's probably no other translator who'd actually do it...
And Crotch games are pretty good, so I don't want it to stay untranslated forever. Well, I'll work on other stuff for now, and I might start considering it in some months. Hopefully someone likes the game enough to translate it before I force myself to do it.

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shortykilz said:

Alright, I've been wandering around for like... 2 hours looking for iron to fix the distillery. Anyone know where I can find it?

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if you steal someone food, for example taking food from bar, a guard will come to you and try to capture you, if the heroine defeat him without using magic he have the chance to drop iron, but not always, you can find iron from skeleton with slightly different skull color(left part and right part were different) on lamia auntie area, i think it always drop iron

EDIT: the heroine can throw log, stone, or iron to deal high physical damage if the normal melee or 50 TP multi hit too low for taking down skeleton, since skeleton immune to fire spell
if the heroine able to take down cyclops without it turned into cyclops BBQ(but then again i never set cyclops on fire) the thing could drop permanent attack or magic increasing item
if the heroine succeed capturing chicken and feed it, her farm will be visited by harpy and the heroine can have scene with her
same thing with cow, the farm will be visited by cowgirl but until now i still don't know how to unlock scene with her
i think the heroine need to repair the ruined hut first before the harpy and cowgirl move to her farm, the lower hut for the harpy and the upper hut for the cowgirl
EDIT (again): to unlock cowgirl scene the heroine should have 2 cows on her inventory, not 2 cows released on her farm, i feel so derp now