Re: Sieg Fantasia [RJ156727]
thanks for the link, gonna try it right now
btw... how did the guy above me get so much neg rep XD
He used to be a normal member of society, no less perverted than your average office worker, but one fateful day everything changed.
Old wives tales tell us of the golden age of edonkey, long before torrent's first wail was heard. In this time of myth and wonder our little friend was seeking relief from the hardships of life in what little pixelated comfort small gems in the rought like VH would give. But back then he was still a naive young perv, stomping around this garden of marvel we called the internet like a child in a candy shop. But as we know now, not all it's what it seems, hidden below the surface is a cruel deformed reflection of human's worst nightmares, it's a trap!
Obviously it was just a matter of time and luck, before this prancing jubilant fool would hit a landmine. A Virus, subtle and heartless, infected his helpless system, and before he could grasp the horrible truth, the fiend, like a terrible mistress, had already deleted all his porn, unable to find a satisfying climax all that was left for our tragic hero to do was hold his member in his powerless hands while crying his rage and despair to a heedless ceiling.
For months he wouldn't leave the bed, terrified of the shadow of his eerie modem, but at long last in the silence of his mind something cracked, he couldn't live in fear anymore, but what could such a noob possibly do?
Only one answer, and what else could you expect of a nerd if not a comic book answer, if he could not defeat fear he would become fear itself, he would become...A Troll to troll them all!
For decades he trained in the deepest forgotten corners of 4chan, where only the worst slash writers and kids with dolls and a blowtorch dare to venture, studying their culture and costumes, observing what makes them tick, memorizing their basest mechanisms, to learn the one thing that gives you true power over the masses, the secrets of "Ignition"!
Mastering this new talent was an excruciating grind, the likes of which make NES RPGs look like a walk on the beach on a summer evening, but he would not relent for the twisted roots of his trauma would spur him on like the barbed whip of the cruel mistress that had stolen his childish heart.
Here my sources start to diverge, some say it was on the day nanocrysis was abandoned, others talk about the time when Nightmare sphere creator went rough, most just blame toonpimp because he his "TEH DEVIL" and that what the cool kids do. But all agree it was a dark time in porn gaming history.
It was then that he resurfaced reforged in grudges and madness, on that day he became the Batm...cough...sorry, my bad, he became the Papanomics!
