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btw boredbirdy has bought an extra 3 copies (AGAIN), so the next 3 people to comment with something that makes me laugh get the game for free


(P.S FREE COPY GUYS PLEASE REVIEW IT)
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. :3
 
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sorry didnt even get a smile :)



also boredbirdy noticed my checkpoints were messed up... so er...refixing everything
fixed it and syncing...then fixing it again and syncing the jp version

also it seems some of those cgs you shouldnt see werent properly covered...
 
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This made me laugh. =3= I dunno, though. But whatever. It's worth a shot.

 
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This made me laugh. =3= I dunno, though. But whatever. It's worth a shot.

Nice try, but no :)
 

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What about this!:

 
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What about this!:

cute, but it didnt make me laugh...

so far the only person who won one is obsidious...for calling me a sneaky bastard...which was hillarious
 

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try reading the labels out loud. i can't even read them mentally without breaking into fits of giggles XD
 
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try reading the labels out loud. i can't even read them mentally without breaking into fits of giggles XD
try again ^w^
 

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Two nuns are travelling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

"Quick! Show him your cross!" - says one nun to the other.

The other nun opens the window and shouts: "Get the fuck off our car!"
 
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okay denmu wins a copy :D


also good morning people
 

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Well since I'm getting shoutbox bugged...

Here's something I ran across for my attempt: .
 

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At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Baltimore, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."
 
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At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Baltimore, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."
THIS WINS...
 
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okay now i've got the game all submitted to dlsite... i'm gonna take a few days off...

then i've got to get to work on new badge/art print designs to sell at my stall on november 9th... that's gonna be troubling, none of my art has been print worthy yet... I also have a great deal of trouble transferring my artistic ideas to canvas...hentais a bit easier
 
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this is unrelated but been playing around making the basis for a shmup...

TWIN KNIFE WITCH GIRL

lols....if I keep going i might knock out another bit game like nuns vs tentacles...otherwise i might go mad staring at my outbox waiting for sales and confirmation of dlsite release...



I made it so when x is held
can_shoot=false
alarm[0]=cooldown (editable stat...makes you fire faster or slower because the alarm makes can_shoot=true again)
nya=random(spread) this returns a variable between 0 and the spread variable(in this case 36)
then it creates an instance of the knife moving in direction 90+nya
and another at 90-nya

holding z makes the spread larger


if i make this a game probably shorteneing the spread when not held to about 10 degrees
 
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SO, hows everyone enjoying the game so far? i expected a tad more feedback from this, i havent even heard if people have beaten it yet...or if they liked the ending
 

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SO, hows everyone enjoying the game so far? i expected a tad more feedback from this, i havent even heard if people have beaten it yet...or if they liked the ending
I'm blocked with Witch boss fight...
 
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I'm blocked with Witch boss fight...
the tug of war can get pretty tiring no?, there's no real reward for beating it except the happy ending so i figured i may as well make it a challenge
 
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