New Age Introduction Thread

[Zelzar]

Come closer, I always have information for people like you.

[Charlotte]

Name: Charlotte Rachel Zane
Screenname / Nicknames: Charlotte (Because it wasn't taken-- why waste the creativity when I -like- my name?)
Age: Well that's a rude question. 20.
Gender: ...Name's -Charlotte-. Girl, genius.
Current Country of Residence: United States of America

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Green. Wait, no, brown ring around the outside. But why's it bluish flecks and... now they're red in sunlight... You know what? Screw that, Hazel Green?
Hair Color: Blackish brown.
Hair length: Longcat-size. (i.e. loooooooooooooooong). Naw, I wish though, only just past shoulder-length. :/
Breasts: I have two of them? To hell with arbitrary measurements-- I have yet to properly fit a damned bra. Average size, in any case-- anywhere from B-D, given the sister-size perplexion of mine...
Glasses: I could wear them, but my eyesight's 20-10, so not actually super-necessary.
Features: Um... I have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth?
Height: 6'0", or 180cm. Freakishly tall.


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Anything I could /define/ would be great. They're mostly green now, so that'd be fine.
Hair color: Hrm... fine as it is, but black or blue might be neat. Or both!
Hair length: Down to my waist! I want to be able to braid it then bludgeon people with it as an improvised weapon! RAWR!
Ears: Pointier!
Breasts: Hey, I /like/ my chest. And my /spine/.
Tail: Not really my thing. However, a charging cable tail would be awesome.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Ew. No boy-bits on me, thanks.
Glasses: If they fired lasers or were x-ray or such, yes. Though, I would like just some simple sunglasses that fit me...
Features: Myeh... idk.
Height: Variable! I want to be able to shrink to pixy-size and climb up into people's clothes, or godzilla-stomp people. (The latter is square-cubed law-able, though).
Cyclops: ...What? I already mentioned I like lasers. NEXT!
Skin: Um... I like having skin.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: I am /not/ a serial killer dammit-- I don't care how many personality tests give me a 90% chance!
My Fears: A rational fear of high-tension/pressure tool/items. So a crossbow-string or air-compressor makes me a bit nervous. That's rational, though, seeing as I lost 1/5 or so of my dominant-hand's middle finger to a crossbow. (Yeah yeah, let the 'oh no, not her favorite finger' jokes ensue...)
Common Utterances: "..." (I like trailing off in sentences)
Is the glass half full, or half empty: That question is not making me any less thirsty. Time spent wondering is time better spent DEVOURING SAID GLASS.
Bad Habits: Never sleeping, speaking too much of my mind... actually, I don't have many habits I dislike-- too hard to form habits.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Misuse or ignorance of the shift key, spellcheck, and grammar.
2) Phallic organs and their respective fluids. (Not necessarily the people attached to them).
3) Vulgar or crass mannerisms and vocabulary in odd contexts. By that, I mean that I find anatomical tourettes to be perplexing (use of 'cunt' or 'pussy' to describe my cute little lady-bits rather irks me).

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Wait, I'm terrible with trivia... Um... I like... TOO MANY! GAH!
Other manga of interest: ;-;
Video game series: All of the above...? Mario/sonic/halo/kirby/starcraft/diablo/pokemon/advance wars/minecraft/castle crashers/mass effect/super smash bros./zelda/elder scrolls/fallout/final fantasy/...
TV Show:Avatar/Korra/Scrubs/Big Bang Theory/Doctor Who/Sherlock/Red Dwarf
Anime: Okay, just listing anime and manga I liked enough to watch all of (not complete list, in RANDOM order) full metal panic/full metal alchemist/inuyasha/yu-gi-oh/haruhi/pokemon/kenshin/zach bell/shikubane hime/bleach/naruto/one piece/detective conan/black cat/lovely com/b no gata h kei/love hina/tengen toppa gurren lagaan/evangellion/code geauss/euraka 7/death note/myself;yourself/fight ippatsu juuden-chan/sekirei/air gear/gantz/fruits basket/chobits/dears/tsukaima no zero/darker than black... (there's a lot...)
Webcomic: Ctrl+Alt+Del/Nerf Now!!/VGcats/Girls with Slingshots/Questionable Content/Order of the Stick/xkcd/Cyanide and Happiness/Homestuck/Girly/Sequential Art/(and others)
Drink: Four way tie between Mountain Dew Voltage, iced tea, strawberry milkshakes, and any and all form of berry-blend juice.
Shoe: Vibram's Five-Finger things. The thin toe-shoes that have downright anti-gravity levels of traction and such.
Hat: Big goofy straw-hat. Purely for one piece fangirl-ing.
Color: Dark blue and emerald green wage constant battle, but dark red oft sneaks up on them as well. When in doubt, the RGB scheme in general suits me.
Music Genre: GENRE!? Nope! My favorite /songs/ are all things I relate experiences to-- I know nothing of music beyond that. Daft Punk reminds me of some fun times with friends (when I had them), an orchestrated Zelda theme invokes nostalgia as well, and so does Kimi ga Ireba (sp?), or whatever the Detective Conan's always-played music theme thing was is likewise so. I suppose piano is one of my favorite intruments, closely followed by guitar. I guess... classical-ish and techno-ish sounds are neat?
Internet Meme: Zerg Rush! Kekekekekekekekekeke!

Do I...

Smoke: Never. In fact, I negatively smoke-- I ninja-grab lit cigarretes that come into arm's reach because smoking near me is RUDE. After all, the smoker only gets about 5.3 to 43 nanograms of carcinogentic nitrosamines, whereas secondhand exposure gives around 680 to 823 nanograms of carcinogentic nitrosamines, even 11 times the volume of smoke itself compared to the smoker, 18,000 nanograms in all. (+3 points to anyone catching that reference).
Swear: Fuck no. Er... well only when angry. Usually. ._.
Flip out and kill people: I... plead the 5th?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: How is guitar hero not on there? Air guitar, then.
Knit scarves for orphans:ONCE. ONCE I did that, now it's all over the news and whatnot, jegus...
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: /AND/? What do you mean /AND/? No to thrift store, only like 6 figures, and a lot of stuffed animals because they're CUTE AND CUDDLY DAMMIT!
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Sure, though I don't know if that stereotype applies to girls, typically...
Have furry leanings?: Nope.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Only occasionally, and as it pertains to people. Finishing their sentences, mostly, and finding them boring by knowing their words beforehand. Always too random to be useful-- just bothersome. Also? Sometimes can reeeeeally mess with people using it, which is FUN.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Well not without the Doc-- or maybe more future-jumping... Not enough meddling!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I like to follow good games, but could never chat about that. Also, boredom plus insomnia means doing new things while half-sleepwalking.
Other random trivia:"Sword of Truth" is a good book series. Even if I do worry that the author is a damned rapist by some of the... nevermind, just nevermind. Also, if I didn't mention, I like girls. As in lesbian. There is no more awkward way to state that, so my job there's done. I also like sextoys and tentacles, though phallic ones of either are kinda creepy. I know a small bit of piano, japanese, and parkour. I have a weird sense of time and direction. Technology hates me, yet I aspire to be a game maker-- go figure. I watcha lot of Day[9] dailies, too. I also -would- like League of Legends... if its community wasn't less appealing than [censored].

Notes: I use slashes for /weird/ tone alterations (oft sarcasm-tone), and dashes for -emphasis-... elipsises (elipses? elipsi? elipsoxen!?) for when my speech dims a bit, and I overuse commas to denote pauses-in-speaking, and I use hyphens to denote not-pausing-between-words when talking kinda-fast, and I dislike the period grammar-thing, and I like making fake-words and fake compound-words. I also like semicolons, and I oft use parantheses to add tangent thoughts, or even argue with paranthetical tangents... I prefer to convey bits of speech habit through weird typing than technically be 'correct'.

Danger: If you ever type or say 'irregardless' in my presence, things will go badly. It's not funny, it's IMMENSELY offensive. Don't. Just don't.



Well then. That killed a few hours. Nice to meet people. ^^

Edit: More notes!
-Discovered hentai when I was about 12-ish? Or was it 10...?
-I've thicker metaphorical skin than a tank wearing platemail.
-Am a narcissist, kinda.
-Love monologuing (can ya tell?)/
-Value comedy-- I watch far too many comedy shows...
-I'm an otaku gamer girl, not a nerd (I know far too little beyond the basics of comics and 90's cartoons).
-I'm a decent lemon-ish writer, though more in a capacity of text-roleplay than writing a whole story myself, experience-wise.
-I can translate japenese quite adequately, despite a tiny fluency.
-I'm quite decent with photoshop.
-I should have gone to sleep 12 hours ago.

[Ranger Princess]

GUM GUM - I mean... hi.

I think that mighta been the most detailed intro post I've ever seen. Very interesting. ^_^ Welcome to ULMF Charlotte. Feel free to poke around the different sections and post stuff. Have fun but not too much because then the fun police might get ya, and the fun police are DEFINITELY lurking!

...I don't actually know what I'm talking about right now.

[Charlotte]

...BAZOOK-- I mean counter-hello. But yes, right, I tend to ramble a bit. Hopefully that'll channel itself into something constructive contribute-wise to things here. Nice to meetcha.

Fun police? Not to worry, I have their weakness-- bear traps. As in, bears hiding behind doors. And those bears are holding beartraps.

...Perhaps I should have slept yesterday...

[Sinfulwolf]

Sleeping is good. If ye feel up to it, try yer hand at some lemon writing on the blank page. Could always use more stories there, and I always enjoy some good lesbian erotica.

Welcome to ULMF.

[Nunu]

otaku is subset of nerd.

also welcome.

apparently our traditional greeting is "mind the gap" and no one else has said it yet so...

Mind the gap.

[Mind Flayer]

Welcome to ULMF Charlotte, and as Nunu said mind the gap. If I had been around before he said it then I would have myself.

I do have something to ask though and I hope I'm not offending by asking this. But how can you like tentacles if you don't like phallic objects? Tentacles are all phallic from what I've seen.

[Nunu]

Also i feel the need to point out that there has been no peer reviewed scientific studies to show that second hand smoke is dangerous. studies show that such differences are not statisticaly significant (twelve in one thousand lung cancers might be 20% more than ten in one thousand but it is probably just chance)

If you want to stop them say the truth. it stinks and makes you cough. then punch them in the face if they refuse.

[GargantuaBlarg]

I said c

Originally Posted by Host

Strelok?

I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE


I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE


I SAI- oh, you're already here. Uh, welcome to ULMF, mind the gap.

Wait, fuck, that was two days ago.

[Zenneth]

Name: Chris
Screenname / Nicknames: Zenneth
Age:25
Gender: male
Current Country of Residence: Greece / Sweden

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short Buzz
Breasts:
Glasses: Y
Features:
Height: 5.91 foot or 70.92 iches


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color:
Hair color:
Hair length:
Ears:
Breasts:
Tail:
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part:
Glasses:
Features:
Height:
Cyclops:
Skin:

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Cancer
My Fears: Waking Up after been dead drunk next to a 90+ y.o woman....
Common Utterance: None
Is the glass half full, or half empty: I think none of them
Bad Habits: Drinking like madman

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Economic Crysis in Greece
2) My X girlfriend
3) Both the things above.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Hiro Mashima
Other manga of interest: Seto Yuki OFC!
Video game series: Dynasty Warriors / Final Fantasy series
TV Show: Fairy Tail / Gintama / One piece
Anime: Accelerando xD
Webcomic:
Drink: Beer beer and moar beer !
Shoe: Sports
Hat: None useally
Color:
Music Genre: Dubstbep / Trance
Internet Meme:

Do I...

Smoke: Some times
Swear: A LOT DAMNIT !
Flip out and kill people: I am a man of peace i dont KILL!
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Some times thought i suck on it.
Knit scarves for orphans: Never thought about it !
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: well nope !
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?:
Otaku ftw
Have furry leanings?: not that much.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Yes ! I can see it ! I can feel it ! Aw w8 ... Not Q_Q
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? Probaly

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Best Fapping Resource / Forums i evar seen !
Other random trivia: Braindead atm cant think anything soz! Q_Q

Notes: I love all kinds of hentai except Gore. And i love playing shit loads of games! I gave up been a normal person since i was 20 y.o so yeah i think that qualify me as OTAKU ! <333

[mataroki]

Lol welcome to ULMF, Mind the gap, Ignore the rep, Read the rules. And make sure to bring a thank you present to Nunu in the form of a rubber ducky >_>

[Nunu]

YAY DUCKY!!!

Oh how I've missed you.

[Starke]

This is the form we shall begin with from here on in, each time a person does it they have to add a new question!


Name: Rather not disclose, my GF uses google on me. xD
Screenname / Nicknames: Only Starke at the moment.
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Portugal

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light brown
Hair length: Short
Breasts: WTF DUDE?
Glasses: Nope
Features: Uhhh?
Height: 1,84cm


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Hazel
Hair color: No preference
Hair length: Shoulders
Ears: Eh
Breasts: DD
Tail: Nope
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Nope
Glasses: Irrelevant
Features: Uhh
Height: 1,65cm ish
Cyclops: No
Skin: Normal or succubus like

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Picses
My Fears: None
Common Utterances: Uhh
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Depends on how thirsty I am
Bad Habits: Procrastination

3 Things I Dislike:
1)
2)
3)

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: None particularly
Other manga of interest:
Video game series: Tekken / Starcraft 2
TV Show: HIMYM
Anime: Naruto, Bible Black, Dragonball Kay, Saint Saiya Lost Canvas
Webcomic:
Drink: Socially, not much
Shoe: Adiddas (where does the DD go? xD)
Hat: When my hair is acting up
Color: Blue, Black, Gray, White
Music Genre: 600GB's of MP say many types
Internet Meme: Trollface.jpg

Do I...

Smoke: Yes
Swear: A lot
Flip out and kill people: No
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yes
Knit scarves for orphans: I donate
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Nope
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No
Have furry leanings?: No

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I hope so
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? Definitely!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Sharing
Other random trivia: Making a game

Notes: I'm too old for this shit.

[Charlotte]

Originally Posted by Mind Flayer

Welcome to ULMF Charlotte, and as Nunu said mind the gap. If I had been around before he said it then I would have myself.

I do have something to ask though and I hope I'm not offending by asking this. But how can you like tentacles if you don't like phallic objects? Tentacles are all phallic from what I've seen.

Tapered. Points. I like tentacles that are tentacles, not giant phallic lengths, that's all. Like the tentacles in the picture at the top left, the ULMF pic, those are nice. No, not offensive really, though. I think of that phallic imagery as male-projection onto the aesthetic, which rather is a bit of a turn-off to such appearance on tentacles, if that helps to explain a bit. Rounded sorts are fine, but the kind that are entirely phallic... myeh.

Originally Posted by Nunu

otaku is subset of nerd.

also welcome.

apparently our traditional greeting is "mind the gap" and no one else has said it yet so...

Mind the gap.

Well it is a kind of nerd, maybe? Still, not a 'conventional' nerd, at least, for better or more likely worse. Just gamer-girl/otaku. Mind the gap...? I need context-- was that bizarre innuendo of some sort?

Originally Posted by Nunu

Also i feel the need to point out that there has been no peer reviewed scientific studies to show that second hand smoke is dangerous. studies show that such differences are not statisticaly significant (twelve in one thousand lung cancers might be 20% more than ten in one thousand but it is probably just chance)

If you want to stop them say the truth. it stinks and makes you cough. then punch them in the face if they refuse.

It was a quote from 'Darker Than Black'. Not exactly a rigorous study to throw around anime references. Either way, the -potential- for passing on lung-cancer, among other potential ills, by smoking in proximity to others is a remarkably blatant disregard for the simple matters of consideration. As such, if someone does so in my presence, my response is to take their cigarette and put it out. If they refuse to respect my health, I see no reason to respect their purchases. Either way, internet conveys little of tone, so I don't know whether to applaud the attempt on your part to stay informed (which is a rare trait), or to criticize the eagerness to jump at the chance to correct someone (which is unfortunately common). I can't tell the motive, so I'll go with benefit-of-the-doubt. And hello. ^^


-My internet was wonky the second I registered, only now fixed it for good, excuse the late-replies.

[Nunu]

Ah... it's been to long since i've seen darker than black to recognise it.

[bardock1989]

About Time i guess

Hi

Name:Nick
Screenname / Nicknames:Nick
Age:23
Gender:Male
Current Country of Residence:Greece

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Black
Hair length:Short
Breasts:Muscled & Fit
Glasses:No
Features:mediterranean
Height:1.83


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color:Brown
Hair color:White
Hair length:Short
Ears:As they are
Breasts:As they are
Tail:Saiyan
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part:No ty
Glasses:No
Features:As i am
Height:A little taller would not hurt
Cyclops:No
Skin:As it is

~ Personality ~

Zodiac:No idea
My Fears:The ring girl
Common Utterances:Malaka
Is the glass half full, or half empty:i tend to be on the empty side
Bad Habits:Ben&Jerry's

3 Things I Dislike:
1)Traffic
2)Internet Connection Dropping
3)Politicians

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist:No particular choice
Other manga of interest:Afro Samurai,All Dragonball
Video game series:Mass Effect
TV Show:Scrubs,how i met your mother,big bang theory
Anime:Family Guy, American Dad
Webcomic:None
Drink:kiwi - Sprite and Protein Shakes
Shoe:NikE
Hat:Etnies S940
Color:Black
Music Genre:R&B,Rap,Hip Hop ...

Do I...

Smoke:No
Swear:Fuck No
Flip out and kill people:No... well sometimes
Play Guitar/Air Guitar:No
Knit scarves for orphans:I dont know how to Knit
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines:Sure why the hell not
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?:No
Can you see into it?:Yes and its not preety

Reason for joining:I Likes RpG Pr0n
Other random trivia:Thanks Yous

[Vael]

What's up everyone. I'm Vael. Also known as Lance IRL.

Been here since April 2010 according to the thingy and I figure that it's about time I said "Hey" to all y'all.

That said, you are all pretty fuckin awesome. So keep doin what you're doin, or something.

Fuck i'm wasted.

[ltanderl]

Name:Andreas Ritter
Screenname / Nicknames: ltanderl
Age:25
Gender:male
Current Country of Residence:Austria

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color:brown
Hair Color:Black
Hair length:short
Breasts:
Glasses:Yes
Features:just that what every human has
Height: 191


~ Personality ~

Zodiac:cancer
My Fears:fear of heights
Common Utterances:dont really know
Is the glass half full, or half empty:its a point of view
Bad Habits:sleep to much and sometime the PC

3 Things I Dislike:
1)eating flesh
2)foodball
3)people that always want to get drunk

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist:to many to list
Other manga of interest:
Video game series:Finalfantasy/Halo/DeadSpace/Command&Counquer/Battlefield and many others
TV Show:Scrubs/How i met your mother/ my cool uncle charly
Anime:
Webcomic:
Drink:long iland icetea, bloody marry, icetea, redbullcola,
Shoe:sneakers
Hat:i never use that
Color:black and red
Music Genre:many but my favorites are Rammstein and the rotterdam terrorcorps
Internet Meme: I am a fool and proud of it muhahaha

Do I...

Smoke:yes
Swear:when i am angry
Flip out and kill people: only in games
Play Guitar/Air Guitar:nope dont like things like that
Knit scarves for orphans:nope
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines:yes for my girlfriend
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?:nope
Have furry leanings?:nope

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: nope i let me surprise
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West?????

Other Stuff

Reason for joining:i like good h-games and here is a good place to keep track i think
Other random trivia:best game ever: System Shock 2

Notes: nothing else to say just that i am normaly dont write much i am more a quiet reader. And sometime i am a really geek. Oh and i love weapon-technic. Not the thing for waht weapon create it the technic behind inside of all the weapon-systems out there.

btw i know my english is not good at all and the google tanslator is sometimes not a really help :-)

[Dragaman]

Name : Anonymous
Screenname / Nicknames: Dragaman
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: France ("Allons enfants de la patrie...")

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Short
Glasses: None
Features: Fit
Height: more than 1m80


~ Ideal appearance ~

Only one is not suficient, if i absolutly have to choose : me me with more muscle, i like my appearance. But i liked to know how it is to be a girl for a short time. So just for fun :

Gender: Female
Eye color: Green
Hair color: Light Brown
Hair length: Long
Ears: Normal
Breasts: C
Tail: No
Glasses: No
Features: No hair on the body except the hair and face
Height: 1m65
Skin: Blue

~ Personality ~

My Fears: Lose combativity.
Common Utterances: Better late than never.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Depends
Bad Habits: Play on PC.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Time
2) Lies and concealment
3) The mess

~ Favorites ~

Not the time rigth now, will write this later

~ Do I... ~

Smoke: No
Swear: More or Less
Flip out and kill people: Yes, every week
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Not really
Have furry leanings?: Little


Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Find hentai games, discuss

[Ranger Princess]

Hallo ltanderl. It's good to know you're not a nagaraja vampire. Those really are kinda creepy. And welcome to you too Dragaman. Nice to see some more international faces around here. Feel free to poke around all the threads. Don't be shy.

Salut!

[UjisatoGamo]

Whoosh, I still cannot believe i kept putting this off till i forgot all about it! But, better late than never I suppose.

Name: Aaron H. Davis
Screenname / Nicknames: Karmala, UjisatoGamo(Gamer tag, add me if ya want), Rorogi
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: EDIT: Blue with like gold flecks
Hair Color: Dark brown almost black
Hair length: Small of the back
Breasts: Moobs...meh
Glasses: Nope
Features: Nipples and tongue pierced, will never shave the sideburns or the beard, friggin widows peak
Height: 5'9" I think, or somewhere close to that


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Green
Hair color: Red
Hair length: Same
Ears: nope
Breasts: C
Tail: Lizardy
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Would murder people for this
Glasses: Yup
Features:
Height:6'2"ish
Cyclops: naw
Skin: Make that scales, brown with pink accents

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Leo
My Fears: Driving and Heights
Common Utterances: "Seriously?" "Wheat Roll."
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Full, half liquid or whatever and the other air!
Bad Habits: Nail biting, High fructose corn syrup addict

3 Things I Dislike:
1)Crackheads and other serious drug addicts (Mommy issues)
2)Halo, Call of Duty, Sports games. Same lame product, different package, another $60.
3)Movies messing with established cannon, nerd rage trigger. M. Night should be tortured and killed slowly for "Last Airbender"

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist:
Other manga of interest:
Video game series: Armored Core, but i was sadly dissapointed with ACV. Such huge up play on multiplayer but ends up only being about to have two people on missions. Could of been so much better...
TV Show: Trueblood
Anime: Any Gundam series
Webcomic: Goblins, Spinnerette, Menage a 3
Drink: any dark soda will do
Shoe: Boots only, timberland mostly
Hat: ball cap or bandanna
Color: Pink and gold
Music Genre: Techno, Ooo and old school Nightwish.
Internet Meme: Can't tell if...

Do I...

Smoke: nope
Swear: yeah but i try to be civil first
Flip out and kill people: That isn't a very pony thing to do
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: rarely air
Knit scarves for orphans: Greedy fuck, I'm poor enough as is.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Not from the thrift store, usually get them as presents.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: work home work home work home work home...you decide
Have furry leanings?: scaley in fact!

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Nope, but i know some very reliable tarot readers
Should Marty have gone back to it?: ehhh never got too into it

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Really cannot remember why i created the account way back when, but I finally did the email confirmation to get in on the CYOA boom back when Tentacle Lair Evolution was still going
Other random trivia: Total brony, Nerd creationist- If there is a genre or established universe i have to make an OC for it. Even if they never get used for anything, i just love the character creation process.
Cannot stand chocolate.
Love trading card games

Notes:
Wheat Roll
Usually don't pay attention to the shoutbox
If ya wanna know anything else just hit me up with a PM

[LilFuniAZNBoi]

I'm new here, I usually just lurk and use this account to download stuff.

Name: Don
Screenname / Nicknames: Funny Asian Boy (Xbox GT), FuniAZNBoi (Steam), everything else is on my profile
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: 'Merica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: EDIT: dark brown
Hair Color: Dark brown almost black
Hair length: Small of the back
Breasts: getting a little chubby so some man boobs
Glasses: contacts during the day, glasses at night
Features: clean shaven
Height: 5'10"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Da Fuq? A little too weird for me. I like my body, I do wish I was still in shape though.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Gemini
My Fears: being alone, demons and shit
Common Utterances: "God Dangit"
Bad Habits: Alcoholic, habitual liar, nail biting

3 Things I Dislike:
1)Weeaboos
2)super nerdy G.D.I.s (God Damn Independants, look it up)
3)hipsters and hippies

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Yasuhiro Nightow
Other manga of interest: Battle Royale
Video game series: Half-Life
TV Show: The Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, 24, House, Sons of Anarchy
Anime: Hellsing
Webcomic: Cyanide and Happiness
Drink: Jack and Coke
Shoe: Sperry's Boatshoe
Hat: White Polo Cap
Color: Black and Blue
Music Genre: Dubstep, Rap/HipHop, Country, Indie
Internet Meme: Brace Yourselves...

Do I...

Smoke: occasionally Cigars
Swear: when the situation calls for it
Flip out and kill people: As someone that was raised as a Christian and a Conservative...NO
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: used to play the guitar
Knit scarves for orphans: Sure, I was an Eagle Scout.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No, I'm not a weirdo.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No, I'm not a socially inept nerd. I'm an outgoing alpha-male fraternity man.
Have furry leanings?: when I was a kid, I thought Tigra from the Avengers was hot. But it's not something I would care to admit.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Of course, he got money and a fun adventure out of it.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: To download some games and to find out the source of this one video clip
Other random trivia: I'm a closeted nerd. I'm a southern christian with heavy conservative values in a fraternity.

Notes:
I'm always FaF. I tend to be TFTC.

[Hentaispider]

Originally Posted by LilFuniAZNBoi

I'm a southern christian with heavy conservative values in a fraternity.

Holy shit, we've got an endangered specimen here!

[Admiral_Squiggy]

Well now... I started creeping in the forum bushes last night, thought this was a sexy place to settle down ^^ Hello all

Name: Steven
Screenname / Nicknames: Admiral Squiggy
Age: 26
Gender: I... Am a man!
Current Country of Residence: The US of A

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Bluish gray
Hair Color: Blond
Hair length: Very short
Breasts: .... *looks down* No... I don't have them thanks ^^
Glasses: Only when I watch tv
Features: Tall, sexy and dorky
Height: 6 foot even


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Purple or dark, royal blue
Hair color: Like blond, make it look a little more golden though
Hair length: Long past my hips
Ears: Normal ears >.<
Breasts: Still no breasts, I like being a MAN!
Tail: No tail thanks either
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Nope, I have my own penis
Glasses: Yes glasses, to look dignified
Features: Still tall and sexy, with a hint of dork
Height: 6 foot even is still awesome!
Cyclops: I like two eyes
Skin: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... I'd like normal peachy cream skin, but dragon scales along my back and cheeks to add a more... Dragonic appearance.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Sagittarius
My Fears: SPIDERS! I hate spiders, they scare me to death :-:
Common Utterances: "We must dress like Christmas, there's Bogatry afoot!
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Either way, I think I need a little more.
Bad Habits:Biting my nails

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Spiders, always crawling along my stuff >.<
2) Summer, too hot x.x
3) Being bored

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Don't have a fave manga artist.
Other manga of interest: I DO like Toradora, and am trying to get Drifters.
Video game series: OH god, too many games to count. Ask me more about that if you have time for me to make your ears bleed >.>
TV Show: Um... 1,000 ways to Die is rather hilarious ^^
Anime: Blue Seed yo
Webcomic: Penny Arcade!
Drink: Vanilla Coke~ mmmm nummies
Shoe: um... Comfy shoes ^^
Hat: Fedora
Color: Blue, gold, and purple
Music Genre: Anything that doesn't suck
Internet Meme: Strutting Leo and Face swapping

Do I...

Smoke: Trying to quit
Swear: Fuck YEAH!
Flip out and kill people: Would love too
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I play a mean solo on... Nothing
Knit scarves for orphans: Um... Where would they put it?
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I collect dragon stuff
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Not so much
Have furry leanings?: No, but I do know if it has a vagina, and breasts and walks like a human, it's fuckable

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Writing novels
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Dude... Totally

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Porn is awesome, and it relieves stress
Other random trivia: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus...

Notes: Um... I'm a fun kinda guy and like to be weird; it's just my thing to be a total silly fuck. It's a pleasure to be here all

[Unnatural Kiwi]

Hello Squiggy, pleasure to have ya on board. Hope ya have some fun here.

My Fears: SPIDERS! I hate spiders, they scare me to death :-:

Directs you to our resident spider (post above yours).

[Iggy]

Welcome Squiggy. I'm the forum's resident neurotic kitsunemimi. I hope you'll feel welcome here.

[Mind Flayer]

Everyone that's joined over the last few days, welcome and mind the gap. I'm the forum's resident mind flayer. But don't worry I'm on a diet that doesn't allow me to eat brains right now, so I won't eat your brains unless I'm really hungry.

[Admiral_Squiggy]

Thanks for the warm reception everyone ^^

I have a bad habit to address; I forget to log on a lot. It's always one of those "Am I forgetting something today? God I hope nope." I just hope you'll all see me online a bunch, and if I get the chance to contribute, you're damn right I'll send you all what I can ^^

[Ashes]

Hello all. I've been lurking around for a few years, finally decided to pop my ulmf cherry and say hi. So, hi.

Name: Aske
Screenname / Nicknames: Ashes
Age: 25
Gender: male, the peeing on fire, no get invited back, type
Current Country of Residence: Denmark

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Light blue
Hair Color: Darkblond
Hair length: Short, but varies. Same with the beard.
Breasts: No funboobs on me unfortunately. On the plus-side, I get out of my room.
Glasses: Nope
Features: Slim, hot and smart
Height: 6' 1'' or 184 cm, I think


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Like mine, I get compliments
Hair color: Black or Supersayan golden. I know, I'm sorry.
Hair length: Like Lei Wulong from tekken 3
Ears: Mine are great
Breasts: If I could make them appear from time to time, that'd be awesome
Tail: Hmm, maybe for climbing. It's good for balance
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Not really my thing
Glasses: I'll just put on my shades, CSI: Miami style
Features: Kinda like Heath Ledger, only bulkier
Height: 196cm or 6' 5''. I'd like to look down on people.
Cyclops: Nah
Skin: Slightly tanned. Or all the way black. But then I'd have to drop Heath Ledger (cause a black Heath would be freaky!) and just go with Samuel L. Jackson)

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Sagittarius
My Fears: I don't know, confined spaces, maybe. And overly zealous/stupid people.
Common Utterances: "Murder, murder, glorious murder, hahahaha!", "You're not gonna eat that, right"
Bad Habits: Not getting shit done

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Stupid people/stupid music
2) Boring conversation
3) Reality tv

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: I don't really have a favorite.
Other manga of interest: Admittedly, I don't read a lot of manga at all.
Video game series: Baldur's gate, Elder Scroll's, Angel+Shinobi girl ^^
TV Show: Dexter, Firefly and recently White Collar
Anime: Hayao Miyazaki, need I say more?
Webcomic: Penny Arcade, Xkcd, Oots, Gone with the Blastwave and Pawn before the poopjokes
Drink: Whiskey, single malt. Or redwine.
Shoe: Something I can move in.
Hat: Fedora. Definitely.
Color: Blue or white
Music Genre: Soul, funk, 80's rock, symphonic metal, and lots more
Internet Meme: Planking, Yo dawg and Neil Degrasse Tyson

Do I...

Smoke: Only weed, and rarely so
Swear: Yes, quite a lot in fact
Flip out and kill people: I'm pretty patient, so probably never
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Guitar, but its not my first instrument
Knit scarves for orphans: ...maybe if i get old and loose my legs/will to live
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Never collected anything but bottle caps and magic cards when I was a kid
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Nope
Have furry leanings?: If its very light, or if its only the male
Keep something personal belonging to someone else: Only my girlfriend's and I'm sure she's okay with it

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Naw, I live in the moment
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Without hesitation

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I couldn't help but comment on the Caprice Doll game, but noone's answered my questions so far
Other random trivia: I can't juggle worth shit. But my voice has made people cry, and in the good way

Notes: I'm glad I finally got on board the hentai train. You guys make me wanna look for weird porn and stuff.

[Copper]

Originally Posted by Ashes

Notes: I'm glad I finally got on board the hentai train. You guys make me wanna look for weird porn and stuff.

Hentai train? Don't we have several movies about that sort of thing? Or is that just taxis and subways?