Epic Quotes

[Zelzar]

You're a ninja, fruit is flying and fuck fruit!

Ben "Yatzhee" Croshaw - Zero Punctuation - Iphone Games

[SirOni]

THEN GO AHEAD! MAKE MY FUCKING DAY! IM READY FOR YOU. YOU THINK IM AFRAID? ILL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN! IM NOT ASHAMED! I WILL STAND TALL AND PROUD AT FULL MAST IN FRONT OF THIS PRETTY ALIEN! DO YOUR WORST YOU BASTARD!!!!!

Jake English.

[Master_Bei_Shun]

TOASTY! - Dan "Toasty" Forden

[handofdoz]

if you keep punching holes in the definition of death your going to be dissected for real one of these days.

Excel Excel-Excel Sage

[Tassadar]

"Break your arms, break your legs, and ask for a dance!"

[Hopeyouguess62]

"Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Everyone."

Kenny Fucking Powers

[SirOni]

TT: The conductor is ready to strike up the band.
TT: Press your lips against mine and make it count.
TT: This severed head is your filthy tuba.
TT: Our love will be your haunting refrain.
GT: Whoa wait whoa whoa... our LOVE? Hang on a minute!
TT: Stfu and kiss me.

[ToxicShock]

"There is nothing quite like getting so much affection from a cephalopod, it is amazing!"

[Copper]

"Live your life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral" - On my friend's facebook wall yesterday

[Dragaman]

"More and more of our imports come from overseas." G.W.Bush

[GargantuaBlarg]

[2 Minutes Ago 23:54] Starke: Wish you could all taste my lunch
[2 Minutes Ago 23:54] Starke: Your tongue would slap your brain

[Starke]

"No, not in the ass, we're going to have indian today"

I will not reveal the author.

[pangtong128]

"It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected."

Mark Twain

[Zelzar]

"Gavin get out of the way I'm trying to watch Ray jerk off"

Michael Jones - Roosterteeth Let's Play Minecraft part 24

[Neru Amhran]

After waking up in a random location

"I didn't go drinking last night, really."

[cross_grave]

"So the merchants arrive to see blood and vomit everywhere, us hauling corpses en masse to the graveyard, a couple rampaging elephants..."

"WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED! Hope you like miasma!"

[Copper]

"We were so in-sync we were the Backstreet Boys!"

And this is why they're professional dancers, not speakers.

[Zelzar]

"Grab that donut with more passion!"

Jamie Hewlett - Making of Stylo

[Copper]

I've been putting off this one, mostly because I haven't been talking about the relationship much, but...

Cuddlebuddy was at the Subway at work and removed Final Fantasy wallet from pocket. Guy behind the counter notices and comments on it. (As the wallet is folded, you can only see Cloud and Sephiroth on it usually, though Zack is there, too.)

Counter Guy: Sweet wallet.
Cuddlebuddy: I like it.
CG: So, who do you like better? Cloud or Sephiroth?
CB: Neither.
CG: *puzzled* So, who do you like?
CB: Vincent.
CG: Yeah? Why?
CB: I'm dating him.

(For those that don't know and don't peruse the pics thread, Copper cosplays as Vincent. *grins*)

[Newbie]

You will never be this insulted.

[Zelzar]

"Do you have hair on your special place?"

Dr.House

[GargantuaBlarg]

A quick search appears to not have popped this up.

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

~Charles Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden

[ToxicShock]

It's canon? ...but but... it's gaiden

[GargantuaBlarg]

It's canon. Canon as fuck.

[1 Minute Ago 11:08] Chibichibi: Cheap quality beer is like having sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.

[playdota45]

"Ahem, my name is Chuck, Chuck Norris"

quote from: (who)- (waiting)- [censored]

[Nunu]

Originally Posted by GargantuaBlarg

It's canon. Canon as fuck.

I preferred that joke in it original form, which was british people disguised as australian people talking about american beer.

[SirOni]

Originally Posted by Nunu

I preferred that joke in it original form, which was british people disguised as australian people talking about american bear.

American bears?

[Nunu]

... can you deny that american bears are fucking close to water?

[SirOni]

I can. Because I've never seen American bears fucking. I've never seen any bears fucking for that matter.

[Nunu]

That can be solved.