Re: New Age Introduction Thread
Name:
Why it's, ta-daa da daaaaa, Beppo the clowwwwn! *Multi colored confetti* Hyuk hyuk!
Age:
Why, us clowns don't really keep track of time like that.
But John Walsh has been playing keep-up. For a fuckin' while.
Gender:
Hyuk hyuk, I'm a boy clown, of course! I pee standing up!
Current Country of Residence:
Hee hee hee, us clowns aren't phased by borderlines!
They taste like enchiladas down in Mexico.
~ Real-life appearance ~
Eye Color:
Yellow, just like friendly Mr. Sun, hyuk hyuk!
Hair Color:
Why, a nice, healthy Sherbet, of course! Them's just the rules, hyuk hyuk!
Hair length:
Why I don't know, think I should go to the barber, hee hee?
And give the kiddies haircuts with those nice sharp fuckin' scissors?
Breasts:
Hee hee, silly, boy clowns don't have breasts!
Glasses:
I can see just fine. I can see in the dark when they try to hide, I see 'em crying covered in bits of mommy and daddy.
Features:
Hyuk hyuk, handsome features, of course!
Height:
Ohh I don't know, but I'm niiiice and tall, hyuk!
~ Ideal appearance ~
Hee hee hee, see above! I'm just happy with what I am!
And I love what I do.
~ Personality ~
Zodiac:
Hyuk hyuk, the Big Dipper! Oh, that's not valid? Orion's Belt, then.
My Fears:
Nothing. Not a goddamn thing.
Common Utterances:
Hyuk hyuk, well heya kids and kiddos!
Is the glass half full, or half empty:
It's overflowing, and pouring down your fat fucking neck. That's what Junior tastes like, mommy, now drink up or little Suzie's next.
Bad Habits:
Hee hee, sometimes I forget to use a napkin at lunchtime! So absent minded.
Then I have to lick my fingers clean.
3 Things I Dislike:
1)
When people don't smile. It makes Beppo a sad, saaad clown!
2)
When there are no birthday parties, after I've been around awhile.
3)
Hyuk hyuk, when I run out of CONFEFETTI!!!!
~ Favorites ~
Drink:
My own...special blend. It's a bit of an acquired taste.
Shoe:
Biiiig squeaky ones, hyuk hyuk!
Hat:
Floppy tophats, of course! If one's available!
Color:
All of them!
Music Genre:
Ohhhh, anything happy!
Do I...
Smoke:
Certain...organic materials.
Swear:
Ohhh, Ol' Beppo tries not to, but sometimes he just can't help himself!
Flip out and kill people:
Do you fuckin' know me?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar:
Hee hee, I prefer the xylophone!
I have one I made myself.
Knit scarves for orphans:
Say, that's a good idea! I should get on that, right away! Hyuk!
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines:
Ooooooh, I love toys!
Lures 'em in easier.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?:
Err, I'm not sure I know what that is, sorry!
Have furry leanings?:
Ohhh, us clowns don't grow beards, so I don't have to worry about it, hyuk hyuk!
~ The Future ~
Can you see into it?:
Hyuk hyuk, only for some...lucky...boys and girls.
Should Marty have gone back to it?:
Hyuk hyuk, don't think I've seen that movie, sorry!
Other Stuff
Reason for joining:
I got my reasons.
Other random trivia:
Hyuk hyuk, I can do a cartwheel, wanna see?
BEPPO'S SPECIAL QUESTION!
Why are toddlers ideal for balloon animals?