Nunu sues Darkfire for being a woman

[Pale]

I'm the counsel for the prosecution.. I thought you were the judge?!

P

[DarkFire1004]

Isn't gatorbait the judge?

[SirOni]

Then who was phone?

[DarkFire1004]

Wait, what phone?

[SirOni]

Dunno, just felt like posting it xD

[Gatorbait]

Yea I'm the judge, order order damnit!

[Momiji]

Nobody gives a shit who the judge is, we're here to discuss penises and Darkfire having one or not!

[ToxicShock]

I'm really hoping when this is over, he appeals for not having "effective assistance of counsel"

[pbird]

...when did I lose my position of prosecutor? I'm not on 24/7 you know. ~sweatdrop~

Since she seems to have points to make however, I shall gladly let Pale continue if my client, Nunu, has no objections?

[Gatorbait]

Well since no one has any other evidence it seems, I'll rule. Darkfire, in the eyes of this court, you are a woman.

Now you must pay the court costs...

[DarkFire1004]

I guess I need to post my final evidence then... Give me until tomorrow or so.

[Momiji]

Originally Posted by DarkFire1004

I guess I need to post my final evidence then... Give me until tomorrow or so.

THIS IS IT, RISKING IT ALL ON ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE, THIS COULD WIN THE ENTIRE CASE, AND PROVE HE'S NO WOMAN! ON THE OTHER HAND, IF THIS PIECE OF EVIDENCE TURNS OUT TO BE SHIT, HE'LL BE BRANDED A LESBIAN!!! DUNDUDNUDNUDNDUNDUDNDUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aika]

*Please don't let it be a picture of his penis*

[DarkFire1004]

Dude, what the fuck? Way to totally ruin my surprise.

[ShadowWolfSBI]

Somewhat random comment, I guess...

But perhaps I should point out that I've actually heard Darkfire's voice, and due to one of my hobbies can tell whether or not alterations were made?

This would be an offer to act as a defense witness.

[DarkFire1004]

Ah, to hell with it. I wanted to post a picture of my penis, but Aika had to go ruin the surprise. And this trial's been going on for too long, so let's just declare that I'm a woman and be done with it.

[Ili]

I can't recall... did you speak in Vent when I played with you and I think it was... Siphon?

We should do that again sometime.

[DarkFire1004]

Yeah, that was me. I just found an old mic, so I think I can start talking again.

[Nunu]

to late, your user title has been changed to a hyperlink of what you just said

[SirOni]

Haha, oh wow, Dark got pwn't. But yeah, I can vouch for Dark being a bloke as well seeing as I was talking to him, DA, Siphon, Wolf, Fallen Angel and I think Newbie on Vent. Though seeing as the case is closed my evidence is moot I guess.

[DarkFire1004]

OHMYGODIREMEMBERTHISSHIT.