trolling was not my objective . trolls are quite cuddly

Sincerely, can you please stop being an asshole? I really don't see the point, as it takes us no effort to delete your posts. All it does is cause us to create a funny comment to leave in the neg rep box and we go back, not angry, but pleased by shutting you down. So if trolling was the objective, it's clearly not successful. You're really just wasting your own time.