AWMBI - Discussion

[Mamono Assault Force]

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=115&pictureid=1263

NOW YOU CAN SEE IT!!!

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What you don't see is that the gal with lighter skin is getting her head kicked repeatedly and they're both, instead of making hot-and-bothered faces, saying, "oh wait, almost got it! Damnit, stop moving!" XD

Mmm, high stockings.

[Mamono Assault Force]

If you hold their thigh against your body and sit on their other leg, while using both hands to prevent the only free leg from moving, you can very much prevent her legs from kicking you.

(I have a UFC buddy that wants to fight me all the time, I learned my stuff, mister.)

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XD Okay, I suppose that if one of 'em is drugged, it could make sense! I didn't mean to come across as attacking, though I'm still sticking to my guns!

...Little as they may be. XDD Pew pew pew!

[Mamono Assault Force]

The path to ultimate knowledge begins with a question, fire away.

[Pheonix Alugere]

The path to ultimate knowledge begins with a question, fire away.

What is the color of twelve?

[ToxicShock]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how old are you?
(That one always weird people out, one girl I asked answered 9, despite being around 20 years old)

[Shrike7]

Saxophone.

[ZeroSpace]

whereth is gold?

[Mamono Assault Force]

The answer to all of your questions is the answer to life,

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[ToxicShock]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how old are you?
The answer to all of your questions is the answer to life, 42

So you're dead?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Three times over, yes.

I don't age, but I can be murdered

[Pheonix Alugere]

So the color of twelve is 42... Does that mean to 'color' something is to multiply it by 7/2?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Possibly, but it depends on your perception of the meaning of the number, 42.

But, that's the magic of 42, it can be anything you imagine it to be.

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Oh god, you figured out the math behind colour theory.

And we've been searching it for it for so long! *Weeps*

[Mamono Assault Force]

Hey, hey, none of that in here, or else you will fase tha squirrel.

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Oh good, because seeing that squirrel for the first time fazed me!

Ho ho ho, bad puns.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Har, har, har!

[Mamono Assault Force]

Quite a speed bump we hit, eh?

Nobody's been posting for a while.

[ZeroSpace]

Well, I am still waiting on Gold.
If you need a chating buddy I am here

[Simca]

I'm the only one IC, lol. But I dont mind, I'm always good to play or something.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Everyone else that did show up had to wait on certain other unnamed lazy people and left, likely from boredom. :\

[ZeroSpace]

Ya, that happens.

[Shrike7]

I'm still here, and will be for about 6 more hours, give or take :)

[ZeroSpace]

I will be here for another hour or so, possibly longer

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I'm waiting on a post from Toxic, then will be ready to post against Xivvic and/or anyone else who wants to join a small hunting expedition. X3 FOR SCIENCE!

[ZeroSpace]

I am still waiting for Burning, wonder where he is.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Hehehe, I hope that now people see my logic of leaving character registration open all the time, cuz I know you guys are suddenly just gonna bugger off at times.

Hopefully that'll leave me with someone for my minions to rape. :rolleyes:

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(Then again, I'm going to be off anywhere from the next few seconds to twenty minutes. XD I'm just about spent for the night.)

[ZeroSpace]

I want to make 2 characters.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Ugh, fine, given the circumstances, you may make up to two characters.

They may act as separate players, and may interact with each other as such.

She'll automatically start at the Inn, however, as I don't feel like making a second story, you'll have to explain how she got there.

Finally, once you post her sheet, I'll give her an appropriate starting inventory, no god modding.

[ZeroSpace]

Understood my lord.
I will not fail you!
*Jumps away into the char creation thread*

[Shrike7]

Just a quick question: who took the breeding den mission with Shiva?

[Pheonix Alugere]

Seeing as how I'm going to my brother's college graduation this weekend, my internet may be a bit spotty, just as a heads up.

[Mamono Assault Force]

The crazy girl with the broad sword and one of the best guards in the Inn.

[ScrewDriver]

Sorry about the late start RJ, I was off defending mah point with mah sentry.

[TheWeirdOne]

So... we can make two characters now? If so I might make another one later on. I just need to find a picture I like (I hate the dress my babe pictures -_-), and think of the stats.

[Mamono Assault Force]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/teamfortress2-sentry-sappin-mah-spy.jpg

[ScrewDriver]

oooooh can I give him rep pleeeeease?

[BurningGold]

Zero, Shrike, RJ.

Want to finish the mission now?

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'd be more than happy to, and if we all go fast, you'll be the first team to fight a boss!

QUICKLY! RUN FAST!

[ScrewDriver]

Hmm, unless I get names of the items, you're going to force me to pull stuff out of a hat here, whether you want it or not. We're pretty certain that if she was using them, she'd know what they are, right?

[Mamono Assault Force]

All within logic, and you can request an inventory spec at anytime, I'll send you a PM with the results.

[ScrewDriver]

Alrighty! Cil's kinda pinned at the moment, but it would be good to know what I can play with.

Now that I know that I can play with fire, this should get interesting.

[Shrike7]

Hehe, Zero ninja'd me, I say we all count in unison ;)

[Mamono Assault Force]

He is fairly sneaky. He managed to get past the squirrel, and that's pretty hard.

[TheWeirdOne]

You know when you said I went to sleep and would be back after those 2 missions were done I was hoping it would be sooner XD.

[DeMatt]

I'd be more than happy to, and if we all go fast, you'll be the first team to fight a boss!And more than likely the first team to lose to a boss.:p

and upon inspection, the brand name read...

"DeMatt"

What a strange name for a company that makes pallet jacks.Hey, it's no stranger than DeFehr (http://www.defehr.com), DeWalt (http://www.dewalt.com), or De Beers (http://www.debeers.com)...:D

[Mamono Assault Force]

Hehehe, I figured you deserved some credit.

[ScrewDriver]

Heh, should I change my action for you RJ? I'm trying my best to work with what I'm interpreting.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Please forgive me if I don't make sense, right now you can attempt to escape, attack it, or reach for something flammable/a weapon.

What you can reach for depends on your skills, which determine what you'll naturally have sitting next to you, or what you'll have in your pocket.

[ZeroSpace]

Hey RJ is you are bored and have free time you can start Rin out right now.

[Mamono Assault Force]

No and no.

[ZeroSpace]

Dang I want to help Eena lol.

[ScrewDriver]

Hmm, do these horny dogs have behaviors similar to a normal dog? Like, if you pin it down on its side by grappling the neck, it'll accept you as a higher ranking pack member?

[Mamono Assault Force]

I wouldn't try that.

[ZeroSpace]

@RJ concerning PM: Oh ok, just making sure.
@SDriver: Unless your char is male, no, and if a knife to the neck hardly damaged it, have fun pinning it down.

[ScrewDriver]

Well I assumed it wouldn't work with my current strength Zero. I'm just collecting data for future reference.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Play nice, Zero.

[ZeroSpace]

I am not being MEAN or anything, I am just being logical... and a smart ass.

[ScrewDriver]

:3 We'll see how smart that ass is when it gets stuffed.

~hee

[ZeroSpace]

I don't swing that way.

[BurningGold]

Are we allowed to use skills during a combat situation to help our character out?

[ScrewDriver]

Fufufu~

yay! Senario completed without a belly full of dog semen. *frowns* I really don't see what could of came of that really... unless...

I'm gonna head off to bed now! See ya all tomorrow!

[Mamono Assault Force]

Skills are used when you want to do an action that relates to them, saying you use them makes no difference, they are calculated one way or another.

[ZeroSpace]

To shorten RJ's explaination, it's a passive skill.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Hehehe, I'll bet the hospital group didn't expect their boss to be friendly, did they?

[BurningGold]

Hey RJ.
Mind giving me a chance to fight the inside of the monster egg thing?
She still has her sword and clothing on her.

[Mamono Assault Force]

It's all up to River now, Iris is inside the egg creature, and Lin's practically been turned against her team with the toxins coursing through her system.

Ah, it was a brilliant idea for a boss...

*Sheds a tear*

[BurningGold]

Where is Rivers friend anyways?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Nearly there, he had trouble making his way through the maze-like complex.

[BurningGold]

I think all the slime girl wants is to fuck people.
That's my theory anyways.

[Mamono Assault Force]

The slime has nearly no intelligence at all, aside from the usual instinct to impregnate.

However, as slime as been known to do, it decided to mimic their female shape, in hopes that they would interact with it in a peaceful way, making it easier to accomplish it's goals.

[BurningGold]

I see.
Interesting.

[Kayi]

Shame for Azure, she still thinks she can talk to it. And she'll keep trying for a good long while. >:3

[BurningGold]

I've been looking on that one site that has all those anime pics.
I think I found a better character picture.
What do you all think?
Better or worse then my current one?

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/5403/31621318.png

[Mamono Assault Force]

I don't know, it kinda looks like a boy's face...

It doesn't seem to have that feminine touch to it.

[BurningGold]

you have a point there RJ.
Well Ill keep looking.

[Shrike7]

So... Back to the inn, yes?

[BurningGold]

I guess.
Make sure River gives Iris her gun back.

[Shrike7]

Don't worry, she wouldn't keep it unless you were captured or dead, that would be stealing ;)

[BurningGold]

Alright.
Well I think ill be getting offline in a bit. I've just been waiting for Raptor to end the muesame topic and reward us.

[Shrike7]

alrighty, i get off in a half hour, and after travel time i will be back on for another two or three. after that, its beddy time for me, so yeah.

nighty night!

[Kayi]

Squee! Quessy: Can we attempt escape?
I'm gonna leave for tonight in a moment, but Azure is bound to try to struggle free once her head clears. She's not one to simply roll over and take it.

Also: Do we still get credit for being part of the mission that was successful? Since technically we DID finish the mission.

Last thing. Since Azure is going to try to escape, that means she can grab her gear, right?

Would be kinda anti-climactic to have this lead her to losing everything she owns merely because she went for the friendly option and it went a little over the top.

Last question I can think of for now...
Can we store things we've gotten back at the hotel so after losing things we can still reclaim stuff?

[Mamono Assault Force]

When the mission is sucsessful, all members get credit.

Second, you should develop the situation a little more in the den, Azure isn't restrained, and no one lost their things, as they were only dragged

Third, you can store things at the hotel, only when you're at the hotel, and you can take things from your storage in the hotel, only when you're at the hotel.

[Kayi]

Good. Good. And Great. ^^

[BurningGold]

* Twittles thumbs *

Soooo... That mission was interesting. Good job RJ.

[Mamono Assault Force]

First half was horrible, and that's what bothers me.

DeMatt is right, I'm a failure.

*Cries at his lack of ability to preplan*

[Kayi]

Don't feel bad RJ. Every RP has it's hiccups and fails from time to time.

Yours has been an overwhelming success for the most part though! I look forward to it almost constantly, even after the few hiccups poor Azure had.

It's a sign of a really fun, and really good, GM ^^

[BurningGold]

Raptor me and others are going to want to go on another mission soon so feel free to preplan stuff tonight. Q.u

[Mamono Assault Force]

Bah, I'm about to doze off, but I'm hoping to finish up the other mission completely by finding out what Azure wants to do with her new, "friend"

[Kayi]

Hehe, well if her "friend" is actually not attacking her mind now, she may try to let Kali go then stay with the slime in just a minute.

The RP would extend more tomorrow then as she tries to communicate with it again and hopefully figures something out about it.

I wonder if they can come to an understanding somehow. ;)

Edit:
I think I'm gonna hit the sack in just a moment here.
Azure's final actions for the night are going to be to try to free Kali, then stay with the slime girl. She'll explore the hospital a bit to hopefully find some drugs to help with child birth, but not prevent it.

(might post once more tonight, but going to bed immediately afterwards then.)

[Mamono Assault Force]

Don't worry, you'll discover a pleasant surprise tomorrow, once Azure wakes up. ;)

[Mamono Assault Force]

Anyways, g'night everyone, I'm gonna be idle for oh so many hours, then we can continue our rape-tastic adventures. :D

[BurningGold]

* High fives RJ *

See ya later.

[Dreana]

come back top look at what happened and i didnt even get to fight...getting raped by more people then i am monsters..

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I start reading through all of the posts that build up in this thread while I'm sleeping and just want to smack some people down, and then by the time I reach the end of the thread it's all happy and snuggly and my "oh god, do you even see what is spewing from your fingertips?" melts away. :D You guys are the best.

[BurningGold]

We're all something else huh?

Well anyways Gelbooru is a lot better then photo bucket.
I found a picture that would make a better character picture then my current one.
I'm going to start using this. Granted it makes my character look a lot younger, but still.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1678/21370746.png

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I kind of want to make a set of images for my character that have the same hair and facial orientation, but with different expressions. XD Way too much effort for the game, though.

I like that one! (And I agree, the Dress My Babe images just aren't as up to par. XD Oh well.)

[BurningGold]

Dress my babe makes my character look older then she is. She looks like she is twenty something when my charater is eighteen.

[ToxicShock]

Dress my babe was good for the lazy bastards like me who can't draw for shit, have poor image searching sites, and wouldn't search even if they had good ones.

[Shrike7]

...I like my avatar, even if the face pic is a bit fuzzy...

*pouts in corner*

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The having to let it sit and load so that I could buy everything was a real pain in the behind, though. Why not use something like Doll Wizard (http://www.dollwizard.com/), even if it's more PG than usual? XD Everything's already there!

[Shrike7]

because after 5 mins of checking around that site, it looks far too complicated for me, and requires a sign in as far as i can tell. i think it's neat how it seems to allow custom clothing and such, but i cant draw anything like that anyways, thats all up your alley wallpaper.

I just opened Dress my babe while your making your character, then bought it all up afterwards.

[BurningGold]

Speaking of Dress my babe 6 what did you guys think of the smut in it?

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I didn't really poke around to find out, actually. XD Suppose I'll have to let it load again to find out!

RJ, I'm curious... I think it would be interesting to try to run a mission. :3 Maybe I could try one out for you?

[ToxicShock]

I think I was doing some of the commands wrong once I actually got the dirty stuff. Some of it's a little violent though.

[Shrike7]

i couldnt get the smut in dress my babe to work, the buttons didnt seem to do anything more than get her naked...

[ZeroSpace]

@BurningGold, if your char is 18 how is Lin younger than you? She's 20. She just looks like a kid.

@everybody else, Dress my babe sux

[ToxicShock]

i couldnt get the smut in dress my babe to work, the buttons didnt seem to do anything more than get her naked...

You had to click each symbol than a specific spot on the girl. I'll edit this later for as specific I can get but I'm out the door

[TheWeirdOne]

@everybody else, Dress my babe sux

Ahhh something I can agree with.

[Kayi]

@everybody else, Dress my babe sux

The GM was the one who suggested dress my baby in order for everyone to have their own character, instead of fishing around for charpics that may or may not fit with the person's idea.

Given the ability to customize a bit, I think it was a fairly good idea.

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It's not too bad, it's just a tad unwieldy (and confusing at first!)

In any case, what's this about running two characters? :o

[ZeroSpace]

Nope, not happening, you see someone called Rin involved in the story yet?
No
so, yeah.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Only when I see your comrades are particularly lazy, forbidding you from playing the game, will I offer you a second character.

And as for Dress My Babe, I wanted a character that looked as closest to the way I wanted her, while having no drawing skills, and being frustrated that anime girls with white hair are in short supply. I'm also quite fond of the mature look the creator gave them, it helped Shiva to look a little more experienced, both in age, and via the scar on her face.

It's all about what floats your boat.

And Toxic is also right about another thing, it can also be used by lazy bastards who don't like searching the web for a pic. :D

[TheWeirdOne]

I can do stuff now right?

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'm going to make a post about the new day starting, after the intro of the new day, yes, you may post with newfound stamina in your character! ;)

[Kayi]

I wonder what surprises there are for Azure and Kali (poor poor Kali got dragged off with Azure's insanity)

[ZeroSpace]

So can Rin debut yet?

[Kayi]

What happened to Azure ;-;

I feel let down with my surprise, I was expecting something good and instead I have Azure wake up to "oh, your mission's over. You're safe."

[Mamono Assault Force]

You'll see


Also, I'm gonna be occupied for a few hours at the most, some Real Life business.

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...and being frustrated that anime girls with white hair are in short supply.

Wait, what?! XD That surprises me, I thought that anime boasted the largest number of gals with white hair that weren't also old enough to be ones gramma.

In any case, take your time. :D Thanks for clearing up the 2nd character info.

[BurningGold]

@BurningGold, if your char is 18 how is Lin younger than you? She's 20. She just looks like a kid.

@everybody else, Dress my babe sux


*Shrugs*

Maybe she just looks 18 and is a bit older, I dunno.

[xivvix]

Suggestion for 1/3rd of the Jurassic Trinity: Instead of posting the shops and mission board inside the Apple Inn thread, make stickies for them and update them as they change. For example, the mission board thread can have a section at the top with currently available missions, then a section with missions underway, then another with completed missions. The shops can have sections about whats available and to who (if you want to restrict some people from being able to buy certain things).

[Janna]

And as for Dress My Babe, I wanted a character that looked as closest to the way I wanted her, while having no drawing skills, and being frustrated that anime girls with white hair are in short supply. I'm also quite fond of the mature look the creator gave them, it helped Shiva to look a little more experienced, both in age, and via the scar on her face.I didn't hate Dress My Babe, it's a little bit fun to play around with the thing. I would have liked a few different poses, maybe, but it's one of the better paperdoll things I've seen. Way better than Heromachine or whatever it is called.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Meh, It'll seem a lot like the shop menu similar to most games.

You just hit the A button and it opens up...

I prefer a little more interaction, even if the poor weapons and armor lady's only purpose is to be a vendor. :D

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Suggestion for 1/3rd of the Jurassic Trinity: Instead of posting the shops and mission board inside the Apple Inn thread, make stickies for them and update them as they change. For example, the mission board thread can have a section at the top with currently available missions, then a section with missions underway, then another with completed missions. The shops can have sections about whats available and to who (if you want to restrict some people from being able to buy certain things).

I whole-heartedly second this. I didn't even know there was an actual mission board with listed missions on it, because I missed it when scrolling through the single thread. I had thought the description of the mission board was just flavor text that we could have our characters notice!

I don't believe that making new threads would cause a sacrifice of interactivity -- play the vendor-lady the same as you have been, and you'd be fine. Besides, it sounds like these places are somewhat removed from the main gathering area of the inn, so it makes sense to me to separate out the threads and sticky them. This way you also don't have twenty people posting in the same thread, some purchasing clothes, some purchasing first aid kits, and others just trying to RP a damned thread with one another around all of that 'white noise' that they oughtn't to be able to hear, IC, in the first place.

[Kayi]

The "Shops and missions" thread will be for RPing out specifically getting missions or shopping, including player interaction while doing this.

At the same time, the Inn thread will become plot-centric towards day to day interactions and special asides.

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Exactly! :D

*steals Kayi's slime* XD

[TheWeirdOne]

Can we get a description of missions as well? <.< I'll probably just end up signing up for the only mission anyway (plot line mission)

[Dreana]

where is my character? o.o; i also think i'm gonna have to stop letting RJ control her..

[Mamono Assault Force]

Kali is in the Hotel.

The slime didn't actually 'attack', so I kinda had Kali try to talk sense into Azure, then she was grabbed the slime, while every turn rolling escape attempts.

[Dreana]

while aware of needing to buy new clothes do i have to buy a new blade?

[ZeroSpace]

That director is so evil, what would happen if we tried to kill her?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Both Shiva and the crazy girl with the broadsword would rip you to shreads.

Ergo: Don't try to directly kill the Director, baaad move.

[wallpaper]

O_O You have no proof, yet, save that she's acting shady!

You'd probably get locked up or shot by the guards, anyways... even if she's skeezy, she hasn't shown any actual evilness yet!

[ZeroSpace]

yeah but she's a bitch.

[Kayi]

I don't see Azure and the director getting along. But she won't cave in on her morals. Btw, Charisma check to see if she convinces everyone else there, hopefully modified by her convincing arguement. (Why else would the director know her name?)

[wallpaper]

She's a reporter, right? Perhaps she's authored reports that the director has read before? X3

[ZeroSpace]

Anyways, I wanted to go on a random encounter hunt, anyone else wanna come? I still waiting on RJ to tell me how many clips of ammo I have left.

[Kayi]

Don't worry, you'll discover a pleasant surprise tomorrow, once Azure wakes up. ;)

Just want to say, this was 100% not a "pleasant" surprise in any sense of the word. Azure is actually rather pissed about it and would've far preferred waking up with her friend back at the hospital.

Not that I disapprove of pushing the plot forward, but here I was expecting a happy surprise and instead I land in more conflict and hatred (between characters, we wuv you RJ!) than you can shake a stick at.

[Mamono Assault Force]

*Is a failure*

*Cuts his wrists*

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XD At least there's a pet slime in the basement, now! I hope that Claire and Christie are successful in shooting a monster down -- even if it's not required, their intent is to bring it in... if RJ allows it, I'd imagine they'd get delegated to the basement to perform their examinations. >_> Wonder if that will all work out! :D

[ZeroSpace]

You know RJ, are you saying that the director person is NOT EVIL?
Cause the picture looks evil, we all know people that are called director with political power is usually evil(in this case, she rules the inn), and her bitchy attitude is also evil, and the way she works the people is also evil...
She's evil.

[wallpaper]

She's definitely not good, but I still doubt that she's outright evil! XD Stop fricking demanding answers, dude, and do like Kayi to further the plot along! I'll bet RJ has plot-twists that he doesn't want to give away for free!

[Kayi]

Even if the director isn't evil, Azure isn't honorable. She'll lie to people she considers allies. She won't turn on them or do evil things, she tries to protect who she can, etc.

But even if the director is just a bitch, she'll still do everything she can to depose the bitch. See my latest post where Azure purposely rigs her own camera with 'missing pictures'.

As her history says, she learned that the facts are a powerful tool. And a few twisted facts and theories strung together is even more powerful. This is why I didn't take the honesty disability.

[ZeroSpace]

Yeah I know, turns out the director wasn't evil but she was just a bitch cause she thought everyone ELSE was evil, and when we get friendly she will give us rocket lanuchers to save the world!!!!

[TheWeirdOne]

This is why RJ makes your character out to be a crazy little girl that wants nothing else but to play in traffic.

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Hey RJ, when the girls get impregnated, is it that the creatures are stuffing them with pre-fertilized little monsters, or that the monsters' sperm is fusing with a human egg? o.o Those little dogs make me think the former, especially since things happen so damned fast. Would a woman's hormones even kick in at that rate to accommodate the pregnancy, considering it doesn't sound like the fetus-monsters are hooking into their womb? Would the body even recognize it as a proper pregnancy for the hormones that produce milk to be dumped into the body?

*brain esplodes*

[Mamono Assault Force]

This is why RJ makes your character out to be a crazy little girl that wants nothing else but to play in traffic.

:D




Hey RJ, when the girls get impregnated, is it that the creatures are stuffing them with pre-fertilized little monsters, or that the monsters' sperm is fusing with a human egg? o.o Those little dogs make me think the former, especially since things happen so damned fast. Would a woman's hormones even kick in at that rate to accommodate the pregnancy, considering it doesn't sound like the fetus-monsters are hooking into their womb? Would the body even recognize it as a proper pregnancy for the hormones that produce milk to be dumped into the body?

*brain esplodes*

They simply use the woman's womb as a shelter for their babies.

[Kayi]

I'd guess it still feeds on your hormones as a result, otherwise they'd just lay their monsters like eggs.

Which means it will still cause milk production, especially if you've brought several of the creatures to term.

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D: The moodswings would be like comparing a storm on earth to that red eye on (in?) Jupiter. Noone would be left alive!

[ZeroSpace]

Lol no, the insane part was just cause RJ was hating on me.

[Mamono Assault Force]

The babies drain her essence from inside her to grow, like a parasite.

[BurningGold]

Ah hello my old chaps.
What say you?
Q.u

[Kayi]

Does Azure have ANY chance of training the slime, or is it futile?

[BurningGold]

I'd think it be neat, although a bit odd, if monsters could be converted to pets.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'll let you figure that one out.

[Kayi]

It wouldn't really work as a pet in the normal idea of it.

But just imagine "begging for table scraps" at the dinner table...
Suddenly a warm tongue buries itself between someone's legs at random and she looks down to the slime, "Bad girl! We're eating. Go enjoy your meal in the corner there."
Over in the corner a 'volunteer' is laying there fucked half into a coma.

hehe, my real goal is to teach it a few simple commands. Something so it doesn't jump and try to sex everyone up and stays put (So Azure can leave). Something to maybe follow without bothering people (So Azure can eventually take her out of the basement after the dictator is overthrown). And maybe a few subtle commands, like being able to order her who to have sex with next, or to pin someone. Not actually useful for going out on missions, but could be very valuable during the overthrowing of the dictator bitch. And would make it a lot of fun to let other people play with her.

[Janna]

I'd think it be neat, although a bit odd, if monsters could be converted to pets.I hope not. It doesn't seem very survival horror-y. And you know what happens to people who try to keep pet/trained zombies in zombie movies, anyway. :p

[ZeroSpace]

Well...
It would be cool to have the slime be your lv 5 contact.

[BurningGold]

I hope not. It doesn't seem very survival horror-y. And you know what happens to people who try to keep pet/trained zombies in zombie movies, anyway. :p

Well thats why I think I'd be odd. I just thought it would neat, sorta.

Anyone feel like going on a hunting mission?

[Kayi]

There's also the clichee one that changes sides.

And there's the organizations that keep the monsters contained to study them. (Of course, this risks an outbreak if we start collecting too many of them.)

[ZeroSpace]

You can come save my ass if you want.

[BurningGold]

Someone will have to tell Iris that Lin left.
Then her and Lin can go on a happy fun time hunting adventure.

[wallpaper]

Kayi, you sound so certain that the director will be deposed.

XD Who's going to replace her, then? Not Azure, surely!

[BurningGold]

Cal can replace her!

[Kayi]

Azure has no desire to be the director. She'd loathe the job.

She just HATES the current director.

She's wondering if Shiva would be a good director now after that short exchange.

Other than that, she has no idea who's going to replace the director, but she doesn't want the job.

[wallpaper]

Oh yeah, Shiva'd be great -- she suggested giving Azure the head researcher position! XD The moral ambiguity is great.

[Kayi]

Shiva's also the one who's been running around and helping other players, rescuing them, stuff like that.

And I didn't say Azure wasn't going to pick someone she didn't like or wouldn't be better for her own personal needs.

[BurningGold]

Hey Zero I'm just going to have Iris leave the inn and run into your character, assuming RJ has no objections.

[Mamono Assault Force]

The mission already began, she'd have to end the mission, then return to start it with you, such is the wonders of the survival mode dimension.

[ToxicShock]

So when both missions are full, what do the rest of us do? Or is that a type of survival mode that is open to everyone individually?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Open to everyone.

[wallpaper]

I'm off for the night! Back tomorrow! :)

[ZeroSpace]

Somebody help Lin plahz!

[BurningGold]

Nobody is allowed to Zero.

[ZeroSpace]

It's not a mission mission tho, and if Lin's calling for help can't a person just help out?
Or like maybe you went out for some air and heard/saw her and helped her or something....

[Kayi]

Lazy player posts breeds lazy GM posts.

I always try to be as descriptive as I can think of while I make my post.

I don't see the fun in saying:
"Okay, Azure fucks the slime."
"Now Azure gives it a blowjob."
"Azure takes it doggystyle."
"Azure passes out."

It's bland to write as a player, it's bland to read as the GM (not to mention observers), and it's bland to write a reply to.

These kinds of replies are what RJ said about the, "Press A use the shop" comment.

It's not actually roleplaying, it's sitting in front of a generic RPG and mashing the "attack" command until the battle is over.

The whole point of roleplaying is that we don't NEED to mash the button for hours as we grind up. We can dive in, play as we are, and really enjoy the act of playing without it ever being bogged down to this kind of non-fun.


oh well, just my two cents.
I could be way off my mark though.

[BurningGold]

Uhh well I've got nothing to say on that.
If I put my two cents in I might piss someone off, lol.

Anyways, Kayi.
I've got nobody to quest with at the moment so do you want to go on a hunting mission with me?
If you're looking to quest with someone discriptive and stuff I'd consider myself to be fairly literate.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'll try to throw some more detail in then.

[Kayi]

If you disagree with me in any way, just say it.

If you agree with me, just say it.

The only person that I don't directly blame for giving poor descriptions is RJ, because he's overwhelmed by the numbers. (This is also why when I remember to, I put my actions in parenthesis at the bottom of my post.)

Pre-emptively, I admit I gave a few "smaller" posts from time to time, so I'm not immune to scrutiny, but by the same token I do try to make good posts most of the time, and go out of my way to avoid truly shitty posts.

It's not that I think anyone is illiterate or unable to post better, which is really the reason that gives me cause to say this. I think the players can do better.


As for questing... Azure is currently stuck in the basement with a slime baby in stage 3 of pregnancy (stage 4 being birth), so she's not exactly ready to run out on missions just yet.

[Kayi]

I'll try to throw some more detail in then.

GAK!!

RJ, you're the MAIN person that I was NOT trying to point out for this!

You make great posts all the time, you're in charge of many players, and you're just plain awesome.

I was saying this because I've been reading everyone else's threads in between waiting for my replies.


Edit just because it has to be said again: RJ, you're awesome. Don't ever question that you're doing a great job with this, especially for so many players.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I think I could have done better.

[ZeroSpace]

Hey I will for another hunting let Lin get some clothes tho.

[BurningGold]

I think I could have done better.

Don't feel bad Raptor, everyone could do better, including myself. I'm going to start putting more effort in my posts.

Oh and Zero if you feel like going hunting right now then sure, I've got nothing else to do at the moment.

[TheWeirdOne]

Lazy player posts breeds lazy GM posts.

I always try to be as descriptive as I can think of while I make my post.

I don't see the fun in saying:
"Okay, Azure fucks the slime."
"Now Azure gives it a blowjob."
"Azure takes it doggystyle."
"Azure passes out."

It's bland to write as a player, it's bland to read as the GM (not to mention observers), and it's bland to write a reply to.

These kinds of replies are what RJ said about the, "Press A use the shop" comment.

It's not actually roleplaying, it's sitting in front of a generic RPG and mashing the "attack" command until the battle is over.

The whole point of roleplaying is that we don't NEED to mash the button for hours as we grind up. We can dive in, play as we are, and really enjoy the act of playing without it ever being bogged down to this kind of non-fun.


oh well, just my two cents.
I could be way off my mark though.

I agree with this but... I'm a noob at RPing and do wish to become better <.<. So don't be afraid to give me pointers.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Always role play the orgasm scene, it's important.

[Dreana]

sadly to say raptor i think i'm gonna go to bed earlier tonight so if ya feel like starting the mission eventually let Iris go if she is free.

[ZeroSpace]

Alright I am ready to roll for our hunting mission gold, I will be 'at' the inn.

[Kayi]

To RJ:
As a GM for this many players, your goal isn't to always have huge descriptions and make the story whole for everyone. Your goal is more to guide the story and give the players what they need to make their story whole.

And you do a good job giving that little extra most of the time on top of that.


To TheWeirdOne:
Welcome to roleplaying!

It's a great amount of fun and if you find good partners you'll never be bored.

Here's a few tips:
Always try to use full, descriptive sentences.
Try to keep pace with your partners if you can.
Be descriptive. Describe how you look, how you feel, how you act.
Don't oversimplify. Missing descriptions makes for dull actions.
Don't use first person or second person perspective for describing actions.
(character speech and thought obviously can be in whatever they're thinking (first person usually))

And the biggest tip...
Read other good posts and take ideas from them.
Learn how to describe things and run with it!
And eventually you'll develop your own style.

[Mamono Assault Force]

It's alright, Dreana, I'll probably take DeMatt's advice again and iron out more of this scenario in the meantime, as plot line missions are very important.

[DeMatt]

It's alright, Dreana, I'll probably take DeMatt's advice again and iron out more of this scenario in the meantime, as plot line missions are very important.
Heh. I feel proud. Right up until I remember that the last time I was GM'ing, I kept everyone to a 1-update-per-72-hours schedule. Well-written posts, true, but oh God were they slow in coming.

I think the concepts behind the missions are fine; I just think you needed to have spent more time thinking through and describing the areas and the items within. :p Progressive learning experience - learn from the mistakes of the older missions, and the newer ones will be the better for it.
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(Okay, seriously, this place is an Inn and it's totally fucking empty in the basement? None of the summer decorations boxes? No water heaters and pipes? It's just a big square empty room of nothing? x-x

If this is the case, then Azure can't fight off the slime without hurting it, and as long as the slime is there she can't escape. And with nowhere to hide she's kinda laying in the middle of an empty room with her pussy shown off as she waits to give birth... x-x )Idea: think of this more as a single room within the basement, rather than the entirety of the basement. And once Azure gives birth, there'll be TWO slimes in the room. Maybe "papa" slime will let Azure have a breather while she educates the baby...

[BurningGold]

Zero picked a bad time to get offline.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Alright, I'm gonna shoot for another good story this time.

Gimme some free time guys, I'm gonna think about Janna's story.

[Janna]

Gimme some free time guys, I'm gonna think about Janna's story.Yaaay! :D (And take as much time as you need. I'm happy to wait and read everybody else's stuff)

[Kayi]

So we've got "kill the monsters" side mission we can do at any time.

What about "collect supplies" side missions?

This kind of a side mission could be given with a list of different types of places to check, difficulty ratings for each, and a random reward system comparable.

The bigger the place and more stuff we can find, the more threats will appear on the way for us to clear before getting things.

You can roll to see what kinds of goods we get before large clusters of monsters approach and we're forced to flee back to the Inn.


Really good rolls could be unique items, or weapons and armor.
Crappier rolls could be emergency rations or just a few bullets.
Difficulty of the mission will adjust the rolls, of course.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Collecting supplies, the way I've implemented it, is a non-plot scenario, with it's own boss.

Once you complete the mission, more goods are added to the shop.

Besides, everyone would just do the supplies side mission, and then there'd be a load of useless items floating around. :rolleyes:

[Kayi]

But that works well, it forces players to trade too.

What supplies one player finds useless, another may find very valuable.

(easy example, a character with a 9mm handgun finding .22 rifle rounds)

That also prevents everyone from being able to rush into the store and all buy a bunch of the same item if something really good shows up. It'd make certain items "unique" in that regard.

But your non-plot-essential side missions are also a good idea for expanding the store.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Eh, I'd prefer it if one girl could be just as threatening as the next, without having to worry if they found, 'the Ultima armor'.

Anyways, sleep's a callin'

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=115&pictureid=1249

[Kayi]

Agreed. Sleepy time for me too.

Today was not at all what I expected after last night's ending.

But this certainly pushed the plot forward some. Azure now has a goal of killing the director.

Gonna have to see how she can accomplish that... Seems like it's going to be a bit rough with her current gear. I'm sure that'll change after a few more missions getting new gear though.

Also going to need to have her train with guns. Hmm...

[Janna]

I'm absolutely not going to quote Bible verses constantly, but come on that one was perfect :p

In other news, I can't wait to finally make it to the inn. It looks like the real fun starts when you can interact with the other characters. (Also it might be nice to find a teammate who is better at the fighting than Caitlyn.)

[Shrike7]

yeah, what is the verse, exactly? the numbers don't really help me...

[Janna]

http://tinyurl.com/pqg2kf

:p

Seriously though, it is:
but those who hope in the LORD
will renew their strength.
They will soar on wings like eagles;
they will run and not grow weary,
they will walk and not be faint.

[wallpaper]

Lazy player posts breeds lazy GM posts.

I always try to be as descriptive as I can think of while I make my post.

I don't see the fun in saying:
"Okay, Azure fucks the slime."
"Now Azure gives it a blowjob."
"Azure takes it doggystyle."
"Azure passes out."

It's bland to write as a player, it's bland to read as the GM (not to mention observers), and it's bland to write a reply to.

These kinds of replies are what RJ said about the, "Press A use the shop" comment.

It's not actually roleplaying, it's sitting in front of a generic RPG and mashing the "attack" command until the battle is over.

The whole point of roleplaying is that we don't NEED to mash the button for hours as we grind up. We can dive in, play as we are, and really enjoy the act of playing without it ever being bogged down to this kind of non-fun.


oh well, just my two cents.
I could be way off my mark though.

I think you'd have more luck if you PM'd the person in question and asked them to put some more effort into their posts, instead of posting this here, though I 100% agree that it's boring to read posts made in that fashion, and kind of annoying, too, considering that we're supposed to be playing a game with horror elements. Shouldn't the character feel in the least threatened, or like her luck, life and/or limb is on the line? 9_9 As much as the game is based around a bunch of stats, and leveling, and stuff, RJ did say that the focus was going to be on characters interacting, and on the mood of the game. (Something along the lines of 'real women in really bad situations'... or something similar!)

How frustrating, then, when a person wanders out on a hunting mission and lol's through it! (I'm only talking about Zero's thread from last night, at the moment... everyone else has been fine and/or awesome. XD)

Here's a few tips:
Always try to use full, descriptive sentences.
Try to keep pace with your partners if you can.
Be descriptive. Describe how you look, how you feel, how you act.
Don't oversimplify. Missing descriptions makes for dull actions.
Don't use first person or second person perspective for describing actions.
(character speech and thought obviously can be in whatever they're thinking (first person usually))

And the biggest tip...
Read other good posts and take ideas from them.
Learn how to describe things and run with it!
And eventually you'll develop your own style.

On the other hand, don't try to describe every little thing! Sometimes a post can get bogged down when a player tries to write about the ~*~*~*~ethereal beauty~*~*~*~ of their character, which can be a drag. X3 All you need to aim for is to give enough description that the other player knows what your character is doing while she's talking (hand gestures, body posture, where she is in the room, if she's interacting with anything in the room, etc.) and give the person you're playing with something to reply to. For example, 'She sighed and sat in the corner of the room.' is not going to get you much of a reply, whereas maneuvering your character up to someone else's and interacting with them will get you somewhere faster! It's kind of different when playing against a GM, since you can't control elements outside of your gal, but the idea is generally the same.

I'm sure you guys already know all of this stuff. XD I just like to share the soap box.

[ScrewDriver]

Woohoo! I'm finally ready for mah own missions with ya gals!

One thing I'm a little curious about - I've been thinking of crafting some molotovs (oil, a cloth, and any bottle will do). Would I be able to find some of the items needed to make them?

[TheWeirdOne]

I've played a few RPs before just nothing like this <.<. Also the longest post I've ever done ended up coming out as 2 pages on Microsoft word. Then I had to delete cause of a mistake. It was amazing.

But yeah I want to get better and I've never done an erotic RPG before so... please bear with me xD.

I'm leaving for a bit. I don't know how long and was just told a few minutes ago. Some graduation party I'm assuming it's only a few hours at the most because my parents are going to another party after that <.<.

[ToxicShock]

Lazy player posts breeds lazy GM posts.

Oh I agree, it's very reflective the post and response.
I try to write but I don't like repeating an idea, so i tend to skimp on a bit, but if it's something especially unimportant like buying something, I just go ahead and say "Yeah, she gets this, can I go now?"

[Kayi]

Wallpaper:
There have been multiple people making less-than-a-sentence posts which is why I posted it here. I'm not going to point fingers, I was just reading over many old posts right up through recent ones and figured I'd try to snip this problem with a general post to everyone.

Also, great tip about not describing TOO much.
The best post describes enough that everyone can picture it, but not enough that you feel yourself dragging through it, hoping it ends.

Edit:
Toxic, you're right about that too. Shopping in and of itself isn't really a big RP point either. After all, how much interaction with others do you really have when you go down to the local corner store and it's just you and the clerk standing around, right? Those posts aren't really a complaint by me. It's an example of where the game isn't meant to be bogged down by excessive descriptions. (Although a bit of idle-play chitchat with the seller isn't a bad idea.)

[wallpaper]

I'm assuming that playing out the idle chitchat with the seller helps with the haggle skill, maybe? Or is Haggle only used with other players?

Toxic, I'm not sure if Josie's stopping by Claire's room at the same time that she's out hunting, but if you want 'em to interact some more, let me know and I'll poke you when Claire's hunting scene is over! (If she makes it back... she and Christie are looking like they're in trouble at the moment. :x)

[Janna]

I like having Nerves of Steel and Situational Awareness. I get to have Caitlyn act like an action hero (even though she doesn't have the stats to back it up, unfortunately).

I do freeform RP on another site, and really it's a learned skill. Some people are naturally good at it but others (like me, if I can be smug :p) can develop into good players over time. It's definitely more art than science though, so there's no hard and fast rules. Sometimes really descriptive and detailed posts are the way to go and other times really short sentences can convey urgency or get the point across just as well as a huge flowery paragraph.

[Kayi]

HAH! I knew the director was evil!

[Kayi]

I am now fully convinced the director is evil and needs to die...

However, I need to go out momentarily.
If you want to roll the day over before I get a chance to go on any missions, then Azure spends the rest of the day training.

Will be back later tonight!

[BurningGold]

...?
Did I miss something important?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Probably.

[BurningGold]

What happened?
Did another Squirrel rape Lin?

[Mamono Assault Force]

The was a mini-scene with the Director.

[TheWeirdOne]

I HAVE RETURNED! AGHHHH!!

[Mamono Assault Force]

YEEEARRRG!!!

Wait, are we acting like pirates?

[BurningGold]

You guys are pirates?
Oh shit, you wont try to steal my gold half will you?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Technically, I'm after your character's booty.

[BurningGold]

Please look at my post icon to learn my reaction to that statement.

[ZeroSpace]

Your post icon is wrong...
switch the N and the H and it will be fix'd

[Janna]

I'm disappearing for a couple hours, but I'll be back later. Just assume that Caitlyn is recovering in her room. Thanks for the great intro, RaptorJesus! :D

[ZeroSpace]

I got a question director!
What should we do if Shiva was to be raped?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Shiva hasn't been raped yet, you'll have to find out!

[ZeroSpace]

I was hoping something along the lines of run away as fast as you can cause if Shiva's down you are pretty much screwed.

[wallpaper]

Yeah, so far Shiva is a pretty powerful Deus Ex. o.o Wonder if she'll stay like that? (Hopefully as we level, we'll stop needing our asses saved every two minutes!)

Speaking of which, for generic hunting missions, if our characters are getting royally screwed over, are they actually gaining experience/points/whatever? o_o I read something like that before, but I'm not sure how that works!

[ZeroSpace]

I wish I could bail you guys out but RJ's not even letting me hunt by myself...

[Mamono Assault Force]

Your muscles are straining to escape, so yes you're getting points.

[wallpaper]

Is Claire getting anything towards dexterity? I'd imagine that all of the twisting and wriggling would also go towards learning how to worm out of something's grasp!

Also, for Claire's Visions inspired bit, is that the kind of thing that's best cast before a mission, then? >:D All I need is to have her in on the director-plot bit, and perhaps she could get a vision about what the director's up to?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Dexterity is great for moving around, and when a monster has you in it's grasp, without muscle power it's hard to do any moving around.

Claire's visions are indeed plot based, or when there's great danger or something important that's going to show up in the near future.

[wallpaper]

That makes sense. If the character manages to find a weak-spot in a monster (like that's going to happen, heh!) does that count towards escaping the next time if we ask for a general 'escape' action? X3

Mmm, plot-based visions. Can't wait to snag one of those!

[Mamono Assault Force]

Some monsters don't have the skill to stop you from attacking, like the crab. In that case you can attack it like Iris did when her school was invaded and a lucky pounce landed on her.

[ZeroSpace]

So is there a skill that keeps you from moving/escaping?

[TheWeirdOne]

Well then it looks like burning is gone. I should play both characters! <.<

[wallpaper]

I'm curious, since you haven't really described what the centipedes are doing aside from 'Claire is pinned and getting fucked' -- how is she pinned (on her back, on her stomach?) Is it curled around her or flat atop her? Where's it's head in relation to her body?

Eugh, I was looking up centipede pictures and they have those nasty bum-whiskers. :X Such creepy little creatures!

[ZeroSpace]

I just want to play as Rin or have Lin go out and hunt cause I've recived knowledge from our Lord RJ.
But Lord RJ is busy so...
I want to help kinda...

[Mamono Assault Force]

There have been times where I've said a character was on their back, then they wrote that they were in doggy style. :\

I pretty much thought you guys were wanting to be in control of how you were gettin' it. :(

[wallpaper]

Ah, I didn't know we were in control of that! Cool, thanks!

[Mamono Assault Force]

Aw, gold left.

Weirdone willing, I'll advance the scenario.

How bout it?

[Kayi]

You seem frustrated and not very eager to play today RJ.

Maybe it's time to take a break? I'll politely excuse Azure from any actions for the rest of today to give you a break.

I'll join again tomorrow.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Thar, I look a little less frustrated now! :)

[ZeroSpace]

Yeah tell us if you want a break, we can always find something else to do instead of bothering you all the time.

[Mamono Assault Force]

It's not a problem, I just really, really, really, really, really, really, want to continue the plot.

[ZeroSpace]

oh.
...Can't help you there people already signed up, and I don't want to break their hearts and be like "LOLOLOLOL I STOLE YOUR SPOT XD"

[Kayi]

Why don't you scrap the party again and take active players then?

People shouldn't sign up just so they get involved in the main plot.

That's specifically why I didn't sign up for it, because I knew I wouldn't be fully active for it, so I chose a small sideplot instead.


If you're REALLY sure you want to keep playing, then Azure and Lin can go on a mission together.

[TheWeirdOne]

If you're so eager you can just find another person. <.< It seems burning went AWHOL

[Mamono Assault Force]

Alright, position's open, next person to sign up gets to go with Emily.

[TheWeirdOne]

Alright, position's open, next person to sign up gets to go with Emily.

Yay!