AWMBI - Discussion

[Mamono Assault Force]

Mina and Joseph are hiding from Aya in such a way that a turn would have to be used in order to relocate their exact position, and attack.

Melissa is far, but within both sight, and range of Aya's stretchy tentacles. Melissa would have to use a whole turn of just running away, all the way to the other side of the plaza in order to get out of range of Aya.

Jenn is right next to Aya, and dice-willing, is very much rapable.

[BurntToast]

Fuuuck. RJ I came on to inform you and I guess everyone else that ill be away for a day or two to take care of some IRL business. RJ, I trust my character in your claws. I'm sure you'll play her to the best of your ability. KTHXBYE

But seriously, play as Aya for me. I don't want people mad at me for holding the topic up.

[DeMatt]

A'course, I think Aya can only grab one person at a time - if she wants to attack both Jenn and Melissa simultaneously, she'd have to settle for slapping them with her tentacles.

Which... might be a useful tactic, but I think Jenn and Melissa both go before Aya, since their speeds are higher, and everybody has the Fast Reactions trait.
But seriously, play as Aya for me. I don't want people mad at me for holding the topic up.Don't worry. We weren't mad at RJ for holding the topic up for a few days... really... honest.

[thetwo]

Heh, so next turn RJ gets to play... Mina, Joesph, *and* Aya? One person from all 3 factions, and the entirety of two of the factions.

Not that I vote against it... RJ having time off for his birthday is one thing, consecutive absences that don't include me is another. :P

[Shrike7]

I just have one question: Exactly how far can Aya's tentacles reach?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Given that I've done some games played in a similar fashion to this in the past, I'm quite used to playing all sides, and making it hard for each to accomplish their goals.

Although... Since Burnt said he'd only be gone a day, and I'd be making decisions based on the tactical field before me, while holding a little considerations to Aya's emotions and choices, I think that it might be best if Burnt was the only one who commanded Aya's decisions and words, as he seems to have his own unique way of going about it.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I just have one question: Exactly how far can Aya's tentacles reach?

Although this is an estimation, roughly about 50 to 100 feet, after massing out of her back from the essence she wills to them.

If you want to get out of range, and you're in an open area, you can have your character use a turn to run away far enough to get out of range of the tentacles, at which point, Aya, or even the Goddess, would have to use a turn of their own in order to put themselves within distance again.

[Shrike7]

or multiple turns, depending on the difference of speed ;)

but seriously, 50-100 feet? makes sense in a 'she's not allowed to use guns' kinda way, it just seems horribly difficult to manage, mentally and physically, especially if there were multiple of them...

[Mamono Assault Force]

or multiple turns, depending on the difference of speed ;)

but seriously, 50-100 feet? makes sense in a 'she's not allowed to use guns' kinda way, it just seems horribly difficult to manage, mentally and physically, especially if there were multiple of them...

The seed implanted in her is the true controller of the tentacles, and they simply pick up on what she wants, and quickly obey, while forming such a link with her mind, that she feels as if she has direct control over the tentacles.

[Shrike7]

That takes care of the mental half, but still leaves the problem of a tentacle thin enough to slide into a woman holding up it's entire weight in the air, spread out over 100 feet, with it's grounding point on the extreme end. I guess it doesn't have to be in the air the entire time, but there's a reason stuff like this doesn't happen in nature, ya know ;)

[thetwo]

That takes care of the mental half, but still leaves the problem of a tentacle thin enough to slide into a woman holding up it's entire weight in the air, spread out over 100 feet, with it's grounding point on the extreme end. I guess it doesn't have to be in the air the entire time, but there's a reason stuff like this doesn't happen in nature, ya know ;)

It's magic. Well, metaphysics. But still, not natural indeed.

[BurntToast]

Guys, I'm a lot busier then I thought I was when I last posted. RJ, unless you and Dematt and TheTwo want to wait three more days, maybe more, you're going to have to play as Aya. I've got like, three minutes to post this so don't expect to see me online until my work is done.

[Keylo]

*whipcrack* BG, TWO, get posting, or I will RAGE >:O.

[DeMatt]

Guys, I'm a lot busier then I thought I was when I last posted. RJ, unless you and Dematt and TheTwo want to wait three more days, maybe more, you're going to have to play as Aya. I've got like, three minutes to post this so don't expect to see me online until my work is done.Don't worry, it'll give the Infiltration party time to catch up. I get the feeling there's not gonna be a third group any time soon, so RJ might decide to trigger the end boss just on the two groups thus far.
*whipcrack* BG, TWO, get posting, or I will RAGE >:O.*watches as Keylo rages impotently*

[Keylo]

*continues killing bunnies uselessly on rage path*

[BurningGold]

...

I think I might of lost my will to role play in this game... I don't know why... Maybe because Raptor isn't on much these days, maybe because we lost over half the members we use to have... Maybe because I've been playing this game for over two months. I don't know why. Maybe all those reasons.

I can honestly say this game has seen better days, and I miss those days. The days where a plot line mission would get finished in two days or less, not two weeks or more.

Eh... Ill continue to play for old times sake. Maybe if we're all lucky Raptor will decide to end the role play while it still has members then quickly make the sequel...

[Keylo]

Yeah, but I mainly blame it on summer... everyone's traveling, visiting relatives, going around, working... But yes, it's become a lot slower than it was in the past, and closer to that or a "normal" roleplay, you might say.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Meh, if everyone leaves, I can always go back to the good old days of making these kinds of games just for myself. :p

[Loli Defense Force]

Meh, if everyone leaves, I can always go back to the good old days of making these kinds of games just for myself. :p

And I can go back to groping you all day long?

[BurningGold]

Playing this game has been a lot of fun for me, if it wasn't for this game I would still be a lurker. That's why ill be bummed out if the game ends without a sequel.

[Mamono Assault Force]

But Burning, a lot of those people that joined were lurkers, just like yourself, that got tired of the game. They're more than likely not coming back, so a sequel to this will only hold similar traits that you currently dislike, while the most that will likely change is gameplay mechanics.

[BurningGold]

AWMBI has been around for over two months, people didn't get bored with it after a few days. Things didn't even start to slow down until about three weeks ago, I think. If the game had a sequel more then likely new people and old members would come and join, wanting to give the new game a chance or wanting to relive the old days. Or just wanting a good PBP game.

Plus sense the game would be new posting would be past pace like this game was in the beginning and slow down after a month or so. The new game play mechanics would also be nice.

By the way, Raptor, would you consider getting a second GM if you made a sequel? Someone to take care of basic things like looting runs or hunting missions?

[Mamono Assault Force]

I don't know what you were thinking, but the open spots for extra GM's has never vanished, the volunteers only need to be ready to learn a very complex system.

[Shrike7]

I'm interested int he system itself, but I really don't have the time to Gm a second game, sorries :/

[BurningGold]

I'm interested int he system itself, but I really don't have the time to Gm a second game, sorries :/

Unlike yourself I have much to much free time on my hands.

Raptor I'd be happy to become the second GM if you would actually consider me. I'm sure learning how the system works wouldn't take too long and is no more complicated then learning to play Monopoly.

That last part was a joke.

[Keylo]

Well, personally I wouldn't be opposed to gming... except for the fact I have little experience in writing erotic material...Oh well, practice makes perfect?


(BG: Go place your vote on what to do in the Infiltration topic please)

[Mamono Assault Force]

It took me two days to learn it without having to look back to the original rule book all the time, making sure I was doing everything right.

I've uploaded the All Flesh Must Be Eaten rule book to megaupload, once you read, and understand it, I'll fill you in on the changes I've made to the system, as well as test you on your understanding of it, both by asking questions, and by running a mock scenario.

Here's the link (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RWENX3RE)

[BurningGold]

It took me two days to learn it without having to look back to the original rule book all the time, making sure I was doing everything right.

I've uploaded the All Flesh Must Be Eaten rule book to megaupload, once you read, and understand it, I'll fill you in on the changes I've made to the system, as well as test you on your understanding of it, both by asking questions, and by running a mock scenario.

Here's the link (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RWENX3RE)

tl;dr

Just kidding. Ill get around to reading at some point within the next week.

[BurningGold]

So uh... Yeah, sorry for my absence.

[Keylo]

*prod* Just post already :X...

*plays earthbound again while he waits thanks to RJ bringing it up*

[BurningGold]

Ehh... I feel a lot like Loli right now. I want to post but every time I try to I give up.

[the_taken]

I feel like that too. I've got to post, but I just can't bring myself to type something. I'll try again tomorrow. Good thing I'm not holding anybody up, unless Loli-D wants back in.

[Keylo]

Ehh... I feel a lot like Loli right now. I want to post but every time I try to I give up.

XD, do what I do. Type a vote in OOC, and just say that you're lacking creativity fluids.

[thetwo]

Having caught RJ online for a moment...

Guys, I'm a lot busier then I thought I was when I last posted. RJ, unless you and Dematt and TheTwo want to wait three more days, maybe more, you're going to have to play as Aya. I've got like, three minutes to post this so don't expect to see me online until my work is done.

Are you going to be playing Aya or not? It's fine either way, but it'd be nice to know. (your previous "no" was before that post, I think).

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'd rather not... As a decision I make might be out of Aya's character, and then Burnt would get all pissed at me... >.>

[BurningGold]

What if Burnt doesn't come back for a few more days? That would really hold the mission up. I'd say go for it Raptor, I'm sure whatever you make Aya do won't be out of character. Besides Burnt gave you permission to play he character, he has no right to complain if you do anything he doesn't like.

[Keylo]

Anyway, vote is needed from TWO. Whip him?

[plmnko]

yes, i want to know what will happen:mad:

[TheWeirdOne]

Aren't we gonna do what BG said.....

[Keylo]

Make OOC vote post and seal the deal? >.>

[Keylo]

Well, it's doesn't seem we're getting through that lock any time soon. Lets go a different way? >.>;;

[DeMatt]

Luna fired a bullet at the heavily reinforced lock, and while she noticed she did good damage, she found that she only seemed to damage the lock enough to make sure it couldn't be opened via a key anymore...Wuh-oh. I sincerely hope the door can be bashed back open - because that's the way back for our group.

At least, as far as I know. My mapping got confuzzled after we went through that door.

[TheWeirdOne]

Yeah somewhere else bwooommmm

[DeMatt]

Though I really wish Keylo would stop saying "dome". There are, as of yet, no dome buildings in the zoo.

Do you mean the central building? Do you mean the Aquarium, northeast of it? Or do you mean the Plant Conservatory, to the northwest instead?

[Keylo]

After some time in the helicopter, mostly spent in silence due to the eagerness to accomplish the mission, the three reached their destination. Overhead, they saw the entrance area, surrounding some kind of building, a road going around it in a circle, as if linking all the different attractions to the one spot. That only accounted for a quarter of the zoo, however, as there was also a large dome at the North East corner, a Forest/Jungle area in the NorthWest area, and some kind of storage looking area in the South West, with the entrance being in the South East.

Excuse moi? I believe I see dome :P.

[DeMatt]

Ah. My group didn't get that description - we drove to the Zoo - and I didn't read your thread that thoroughly.

Okay, something new for the map - the Aquarium's in a dome building.

[Mamono Assault Force]

For those who cannot pick locked doors, there are various, "Other passages" that you may traverse, provided you pass a perception test, and if that fails, there's always keys to said locked doors just laying around! ;)

[thetwo]

(Joseph has high perception, and a lust for a fight. I already knew after I made him, that he'd want to fight Luna if he ever saw her in the Inn/Prison, or a relaxed setting, as he'd notice right away that she is a skilled swordswoman.)

Wait, Luna is dex3/str3/swords3, Jenn is dex4/str3/raiper4... obviously not so confrontational, but certainly at least as skilled with a blade...

[Mamono Assault Force]

Wait, Luna is dex3/str3/swords3, Jenn is dex4/str3/raiper4... obviously not so confrontational, but certainly at least as skilled with a blade...

I said in a relaxed setting.

That, and with Jenn right with two other women who he knew would help her out if he chose to engage, he knew he didn't stand a chance in that fight, so he ran away.

[thetwo]

I said in a relaxed setting.

Well that makes more sense...

[DeMatt]

*Joseph jumps down in front of Luna, Iris, and Emily*

Please, please, PLEASE give them an excuse to beat his face in. Melissa wants her rifle back, yes she does.

[ZeroSpace]

So... I pop'd back in to check back on the people, to find that everyone is STILL in that Zoo mission... and I am STILL too lazy to read everything...

[Keylo]

*smack* have Rin/Lin/whichever the hell is the one missing rescued automatically, bully toxic and shrike into joining you on a mission, AND COME HELP US WITH THE ZOO MISSION. >:O

*activates rage mode*

[Mamono Assault Force]

That's cuz a week passed with my cousins visiting and I hardly even could make sexual updates without one of those freaking monkeys hanging over my shoulder.

[DeMatt]

So... I pop'd back in to check back on the people, to find that everyone is STILL in that Zoo mission... and I am STILL too lazy to read everything...*thumps down a gihunormous gear* *grabs ZeroSpace and holds him up*

Gear, meet ass. Ass, meet gear.

*squashes him down into the gearhole* :mad:

*smack* have Rin/Lin/whichever the hell is the one missing rescued automatically, bully toxic and shrike into joining you on a mission, AND COME HELP US WITH THE ZOO MISSION. >:O

*activates rage mode*Seconded. And with his ass in that gear, he'll be EASY to rage on if he doesn't!

[ZeroSpace]

Someone gimme a good recap and maybe I will consider it.

[Shrike7]

River has taken yesterday and today off to crunch train, and is now probably (90%) spending the night at the prison. Maybe tomorrow :P

[DeMatt]

Someone gimme a good recap and maybe I will consider it.Oh, fer...

Rin watched people wander by. Nobody stopped to speak to her, so all she heard was they were trying to investigate the Zoo.

Lin had sex.

That's all the recap you need. Anything further, you'll learn once you get yer character MOVING!

[Mamono Assault Force]

Oh, fer...

Rin watched people wander by. Nobody stopped to speak to her, so all she heard was they were trying to investigate the Zoo.

Lin had sex.

That's all the recap you need. Anything further, you'll learn once you get yer character MOVING!

*DeMatt looks up, noticing a bright light shine above him. A warm wave washes over him, not only his body, but his mind and soul as well, comforting his very essence as he was basked in the glorious light*

*But then, something seemed to form in the glorious light above him, and formed a little apocalypse between him, and the glorious light. But, this was no ill omen, as DeMatt soon found, that Jesus himself had sent the very highest class of angels from heaven to gift upon him, a most glorious cookie.*

*This cookie was a wondrous cookie, formed with heavenly golden crust, and godlike chocolate chips. The smell of it was fresh, and delicious, and awaited in the air above him, awaiting to be taken as a gift, "to the one who made a win"*

[ZeroSpace]

I said good recap...

[Keylo]

I said good recap...

No seriously. That's it. That's seriously it.

Oh asides from Mina fucking over one of the zoo teams, quite literally as Aya is about to rape Melissa and Jenn.

Oh and that Joseph, who ran away and jacked Melissa's rifle is now in a staredown with Luna, Iris, and Emily... so yeah.

[ZeroSpace]

But if I join now, won't I just make things even slower?

[Keylo]

But if I join now, won't I just make things even slower?

Actually, it's because of a lack of people that it's slow. Seeing as everyone's logging on at different times now.

So in short: GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE GAME BEFORE WE BEAT IT BACK IN.

[DeMatt]

*DeMatt looks up, noticing a bright light shine above him. A warm wave washes over him, not only his body, but his mind and soul as well, comforting his very essence as he was basked in the glorious light*

*But then, something seemed to form in the glorious light above him, and formed a little apocalypse between him, and the glorious light. But, this was no ill omen, as DeMatt soon found, that Jesus himself had sent the very highest class of angels from heaven to gift upon him, a most glorious cookie.*

*This cookie was a wondrous cookie, formed with heavenly golden crust, and godlike chocolate chips. The smell of it was fresh, and delicious, and awaited in the air above him, awaiting to be taken as a gift, "to the one who made a win"*Mmmm, nummy cookie. *accepts*

But if I join now, won't I just make things even slower?No, you won't, because you'd effectively be starting a different mission from the rest of us. That's how this Zoo thingy works - the groups are all exploring separately, there's no coordination between groups.

So however fast or slow you go, it won't affect other groups' progress.

[Shrike7]

Nah, I blame RJ's cousins, if they had just stopped and left earlier, we would have had a higher post rate ;)

[ZeroSpace]

Look, can we just have someone help Rin?

[Keylo]

......Dude, there is no one available to help Rin. Shrike's partying at the prison, the_taken is getting raped by Loli's disinherited(?) character, Tomoe posts once every 2-3 days tops, Me, BG, DeMatt, thetwo, TWO, are on the zoo mission...

The only person that could help you is Toxic, and we saw how that went last time.

Just have her auto rescued by the people in the inn and stop wasting supplies damn it!

[Shrike7]

Ask around the inn for people to help ya, make RJ have you come across Cal, and he can radio River. She'll come bak and help after she's sure Daisy makes it back to the prison ;)

[DeMatt]

Look, can we just have someone help Rin?That's what RJ's "automatic rescue" option IS. NPCs rescue yer character, so players don't have to do it.

Type that you use it. Right here, right now. Then RaptorJesus posts:

"Rin looks up. A trio of other women come staggering in, supporting an unconscious body between them...

Oh God, she thinks. It's Lin."

There - Lin and Rin are both at home. Lin's out for the day, so Rin gets a little pissed off and decides to go hunting - but she does the smart thing and visits the Director to be paired up with some partners. And not incidentally, get sent to the Zoo.

[BurningGold]

Huh, I missed a bit during the hours I was gone. I better go post...

[Keylo]

Oh speaking of which, on anyone wondering why Luna commented that Joseph had dipped his hands in blood... apparently from a convo between me and RJ, Joseph is a very... "bad boy", in more ways than one.

[BurningGold]

Seeing that this boy is a swordsmen Iris is going to instantly take a level of interest. More then likely Iris is going to take a few steps forward and ask if he's a swordsmen or not. It would be neat if Joseph challenged her to a duel, which I'm sure Iris would lose too.

[Keylo]

That would probably be more appropriate for the inn though, in a tense environment such as this, I think his first concern is escape.

[BurningGold]

Yeah, I guess. Maybe it's best to have Iris just speak to him saying something like " Excuse me... Are you alright?". If the wound he got from Aya is still visible she'll ask that, if not she will ask it anyways because it's in Iris's nature to give a flying fuck about people. That and she will get a slight spark of interest from seeing his sword.

[Keylo]

Yup, although Luna's reaction might also be worrying to Iris so... you have two paths to take really, react to Joseph's appearance alone, or react to Joseph's appearance AND Luna's reaction to itl.

[ZeroSpace]

Hm................................................
I will just wait, cause I am too lazy to type: "NPCs I COMMAND THEE TO SAVETH MEH SISTEH!"

[Keylo]

Hm................................................
I will just wait, cause I am too lazy to type: "NPCs I COMMAND THEE TO SAVETH MEH SISTEH!"

......................No, we're being serious here. Have the npcs save Rin, and then get your ass moving onto a zoo mission thread, or suffer rape and bloody murder from us. If you're good about it, you might even receive an enlightened cookie like Dematt has.

[ZeroSpace]

Hm... lemme think it over.

[BurningGold]

Raptor, please let me play as the new character I made. If you do ill have her lead the next Zoo mission.

[ZeroSpace]

Hey, if you do, his new char can help me save Lin!

[Keylo]

Zero..... *SMACK*

What have we said about wasting supplies?...

[BurningGold]

Hey, if you do, his new char can help me save Lin!

What's the point though? The guards can save Lin.

[ZeroSpace]

Burning do you want your 2nd character or not?

[Keylo]

>_>;;; How does that tie into having players use up more supplies in saving Lin again when the NPC can save her?...

[BurningGold]

Ehh... Casey isn't going to get much screen time so I guess it would be nice too give her and her nerd brother some character development. Supplies are not really going to be an issue considering that soon enough everyone at the Apple inn is going to end up living at the prison. If Raptor is alright with it ill get Casey to go save Lin with someone else and Rin.

[Keylo]

We will? Last I checked we may not exactly be moving to the prison out of fear of mass futa rape.

[ZeroSpace]

I vote not move to the prison, I kinda like Mary or w.e the Self proclaimed bad ass girl is. And I really would not want a futa on Lin's or Rin's ass.
And yeah, I really don't wanna miss this Rin/Lin bonding time, cause WE HAVE A DAMN MEMORY LOST VICTIM HERE... I'd really like it if I can use this chance to make Rin become more confident of herself.

[DeMatt]

AFAIK, the Prison population is less than half futas, the rest being ordinary women. Most have paired off, but there's a small group of futas with no bedmate, and a slightly larger group of women who end up taking turns "feeding" them. Adding the Apple Inn women to the group wouldn't change the dynamics, really - though the menfolk might want to find cells that can lock from the inside.

Of course, these little details may or may not be known to anybody outside of the Prison. It wasn't exactly clear.

Zerospace, if all you want to do is have your two characters chat with one another, why are you even asking for players to rescue Lin? Get the NPC rescue, then if you're still bound and determined to have Rin and Lin sit and blather, do so. Quit fussing around and DO.

[ZeroSpace]

Well no, I don't really expect them to talk, or put any 'talking' out there, I just need Rin to do something you know?

[BurningGold]

For some reason I don't feel like having Iris try to convince Joseph to tag along with her party. I guess because there's no IC reason to do it beside him being a man and having a sword, which isn't really much. The young man has shown no interest in wanting to go with them and what reason do they have to bring him if he doesn't want to come? Unless the Director begins screaming at Iris to get him then she's just going to shrug and tell everyone that they should move on.

[Keylo]

Scream at him? >_> Luna's ready to kill him at this point... which she probably will try to do as that's the only IC action plausible at this point.

[BurningGold]

Scream at him? >_> Luna's ready to kill him at this point... which she probably will try to do as that's the only IC action plausible at this point.

That's a very bad idea, besides Iris will get in her way thus stopping her from even getting close to him. I'm pretty sure Joseph like's fighting so maybe Iris or Luna could challenge him to a duel or something. That might work.

[Keylo]

He's already shown that he isn't in the mood for friendly exchanges, that and the "No one will have to die" statement sets off alarm bells inside Luna's mind... to which she responds by killing the instigator. Honestly, at this point, I'm considering just killing him so Melissa can get her rifle back, and leaving it at that.

[BurningGold]

Killing Joseph is a bad idea, a very bad idea. I'm just going to have Iris challenge him to a duel, assuming Luna doesn't go bat shit crazy and attack.

[Keylo]

Actually allow Luna the pleasure >.>;; Since she's the one who wants to kill/fight him the most at this point...

[BurningGold]

Nah. I'm going to be a dick and have Iris tell Luna to be quiet and sit down while her master goes and fights Joseph.


Hahaha I'm kidding. Go ahead and have Luna challenge Joseph.

[Keylo]

Lawl... even if Iris did duel Joseph, Luna would jump in/open fire on Joseph the instant it seemed Iris would lose, seeing as Luna lacks the "honorable" drawback...

[TheWeirdOne]

There's an IC reason to bring him along... Emily doesn't want to see people die needlessly...

[Keylo]

Joseph doesn't seem to be the type to react well to kindness, given his response to Iris.


On another note: All four of us are on at once! Tis a miracle! Everyone stay up for a hour so we can get this thread moving?

[TheWeirdOne]

No!

Yes I know but it's setting up for Emily to yell at him...

[Keylo]

At this point though, I think if Emily even tried to butt in, she would find Luna's swordpoint at her neck... (Mainly as Joseph is trying to run away already :X... need something to stop him since he's faster than our characters apparently.)


@OOC: How about for thirty minutes? D:

[TheWeirdOne]

How about YOUR FACE!

Yeah I saw that... Not sure how she'll react... probably yell at Luna lol

[Keylo]

*bitchslaps*

Warning: Yelling at Luna right now may be hazardous to your health. Or at least warrant a very undignified ram to the ground.

[TheWeirdOne]

Are these threats supposed to stop an arrogant girl that pretty much isn't scared of anything?

[Keylo]

No, although they will warrant Luna to fire her freaking gun at Emily if she makes Luna snap...

[TheWeirdOne]

<.<

>.>

We're going in circles here Keylo I think we should just stop D-=

[Keylo]

Yeah, best policy, have Emily ignore it... or Iris jumps in and pulls Emily away before Luna's wrath descends upon her.

[BurningGold]

Before I go to Little Nemo's dream land I'd like to bounce some idea's off you guys on how to get rid of the evil in Luna's soul. Any idea's?

[TheWeirdOne]

Luck you...

You aren't an insomniac

[Keylo]

I'll give you a massive hint, "being nice" to her at this point (genuinely nice) causes her to freeze up in a sense, as she doesn't know how to respond to kindness very well... tears also work too mainly as it has a similar effect on her. The other solution only works if you have hax mind powers capable of say, forcibly dragging her out of her shell even if you're performing a hostile action to her such as rape. Currently, the only person with that capability is probably Luna's mentor/master. >.>;;

So in short, smother Luna with affection/kindness enough to heal old scars and reverse the twisted logic her mentor imprinted upon her.

[BurningGold]

Alright then.

Well seeing as I'm tired and I don't get to use that second fucking character I went through of the trouble of making, during the time I thought second characters were allowed, thanks to ZeroSpace's "Nonsense" ill be heading offline now. I guess before I go to sleep I should delete Casey's profile, seeing that it isn't going to be needed now. Goodnight/day everyone.

:l

[DeMatt]

I don't think the Director will be able to scream at you guys unless Iris turns the radio on.

Speaking of which, I think RJ is trying to hint that you should turn the radio on, so that the Director CAN scream at you and give you guys a much more important reason to restrain Joseph.

Alright then.

Well seeing as I'm tired and I don't get to use that second fucking character I went through of the trouble of making, during the time I thought second characters were allowed, thanks to ZeroSpace's "Nonsense" ill be heading offline now. I guess before I go to sleep I should delete Casey's profile, seeing that it isn't going to be needed now. Goodnight/day everyone.

:l...did RaptorJesus actually tell you you can't use your second character, or are you just being a whiny kid at him not getting around to her introductory story?

[Mamono Assault Force]

I did tell him I wasn't going to do it, at least right now, because his current character isn't being held up by absent players, and I only give you the option to make another character when you've been sitting around for a while, and want to play. And when you've been sitting for over a day, I start to consider that option.

[DeMatt]

Ah. I apologize - mildly - for my "whiny kid" remark.

[DeMatt]

(( Keylo please change Luna's actions. All this will result in is Joseph being killed or running away, which are both bad things. I'm pretty sure he will become very useful in the final battle. ))Better idea. Iris, do something other than staring at the horizon. Give Luna something to focus on other than stupid ol' Joseph.

[BurningGold]

Better idea. Iris, do something other than staring at the horizon. Give Luna something to focus on other than stupid ol' Joseph.

Actually I had Iris do that because I thought Keylo was going to have Luna fight Joseph instead of trying to murder him. If I knew Keylo was going to try to have Luna shoot Joseph to death I would have ignored his request and had Iris fight Joseph herself. Oh well, too late now.

[Keylo]

Well actually, that's because Joseph refused the duel request :x......Then proceeded to provoke Luna even more.

"Thou shalt not prod the hornet's nest and not expect to be stung."

Also in regards to whether he'll be useful, after some deliberation and questioning of RJ, and from the IC posts of Joseph... It seems that he'd be the one at the final battle, to save his own ass, to shoot one of us in the back so he can run away himself.

My verdict on Joseph?

Fuck the bastard, even if he resists the pain at first with blessing, he's bleeding to death either way, and forking that rifle back. If he's alive, before Luna deals the final blow and is capturable, we'll capture him then. Otherwise, to prevent Aya massive empowerment by draining his huge amount of essence, he is DEAD.

[DeMatt]

Alas... no revenge on Joseph, no rifle returned to Melissa. And that was the rifle of making miraculous shots, too...

Oh, well. He's not getting her car, unless for some reason he can HOTWIRE it. And apparently she'll be able to lay her hands on an M-16 (which, statwise, she's supposed to be BETTER with) soon.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Alas... no revenge on Joseph, no rifle returned to Melissa. And that was the rifle of making miraculous shots, too...

Actually, Joseph doesn't have a webbing meant for the Rifle, I forgot to mention he's carrying it with his left hand (>.>) so should he fall, and get captured, likely by the Goddess's minions, the rifle will be left behind, as nobody will want the useless (to them) rifle.

[Keylo]

Off to eat, be back in 15-30 minutes depending on driving distance~.

[Keylo]

And raptor's power went out just now. Joy.

[BurningGold]

Get on Steam and throw a rock at him.

[Keylo]

I was on Steam chatting with him, then his last message was that his power went out and that he couldn't post for a while. :X Then he logged off.

[BurningGold]

Oh, I thought when you said his power went off... Uhh, you know what? Forget it. Misunderstanding.

[Shrike7]

wait, his power went out, then he posted?

[DeMatt]

Probably has a UPS... they're not that expensive, after all. And if his power goes out as regularly as I suspect it does...

[Keylo]

UPS box, it allows you to have like 5-15 minutes of power for appliances plugged in even after the power goes poof so you can save your work/etc. I have one too :x.

[TheWeirdOne]

I say he used his raptor magic!

[ToxicShock]

BURN THE WITCH!

[Keylo]

GRENADE! *tosses molotov cocktail at feet*

Wait... this isn't L4D so...

*swears uncontrollably as he runs off to get water to put out his burning feet*

[BurningGold]

Seems like right now I have the chance to make Iris turn Luna into a kind/weak sap. Should I do it? We might be at a disadvantage due to Luna being in a weakened state but still...

[Keylo]

As the person who created Luna? Please don't drain Luna's emotional motivation to keep fighting just yet >_>;; Not until we find her a replacement so that she can keep fighting, but for better purposes.

[BurningGold]

As the person who created Luna? Please don't drain Luna's emotional motivation to keep fighting just yet >_>;; Not until we find her a replacement so that she can keep fighting, but for better purposes.

Even though it would be better to do this at the inn I have no IC reason to stop Iris. Maybe we could find the reason to fight now and have Iris give it to Luna.

[Keylo]

Unfortunately, that's not something that easily replaced. For now, I might just have Luna start attempting to resist any further attempts at converting her.

[BurningGold]

If Luna starts to squirm and ask to be let go ill have Iris let go of her.

Tell me though, exactly how would Luna act after the change?

[Keylo]

Lets see... Less of a will to fight, if any. Unwillingness to kill (this includes the monsters), emotion during rape/torture...meaning she will scream/etc as a normal person would... and probably more clingy to Iris than I would like as she attempts to remember what it was like to "feel" things after her icy shell had been broken. Meaning, Zoo where rapist monsters are = not the best place to rehabiliate Luna.

[BurningGold]

Lol. I'm just going to have Iris let Luna go while thinking to herself ' Ill do this when we get back to the inn...'

[Keylo]

Yeah... :X, although do recall that Luna is likely to be ninja-jacked by Jesse before that, mainly for what she did to Fleur. (Which should be highly amusing...)

[BurningGold]

I just wonder how it will happen, if it does. Plus Iris is going to be fairly close to Luna the entire time so... Ya know, how does she react to Jesse trying to drag off Luna?

[DeMatt]

Jesse drags Iris in too? Jesse uses Iris to get at Luna? Jesse gets Iris to always supervise Luna?

[BurningGold]

That could work.

[Keylo]

*Shrugs* That's future discussion though. And personally, given the nature of Jesse's punishments, wouldn't that be rather awkward for Iris and Luna? o.O;;

[DeMatt]

Well... maybe...

I can imagine Jesse grabbing Luna (Fleur's still tied up), dragging her into Jesse's room, and tying Luna down in a similar fashion. Then leaving them there until they talked out their differences. She DID tell Fleur that she'd tie the both of them down until they behaved, after all.

Add in Jesse dragging Iris in to supervise, while she goes out and mans the shop. Maybe Iris'll be embarrassed at having to watch the two squirm in their respective bonds (it's kinda not clear whether Fleur was naked under the ropes...), maybe not, but this could be a really good way of getting Iris to face the thought that her sister is a serial killer. And then give Iris the opportunity to waken Luna's good side, without giving Luna the option of fleeing.

[Keylo]

(Fleur's naked under those ropes... yup.)

And on another note, I believe Iris does know that Luna is a serial killer o.o;; And has accepted it, although she's attempting to change that. On that note, it'd still be a "WTF" is Jesse dragged Iris along to "supervise" Luna after tying her up. And from my understanding of the character, I fail to see 'why" Jesse would do that, given most of her conversations/interactions with the characters are one on one. There's also that fact that I believe Jesse is unaware that Luna is Iris's sister still.

[ZeroSpace]

Guys... heads or tails?
Don't ask, just answer...

[Keylo]

Tails.

[ToxicShock]

isnt the point of that question to flip a coin? Are you telling me you actually don't have a coin?

Ok, Heads: you give me tail, Tails: you give me head

[thetwo]

Use random.org or something. That's what I do when I have to answer multiple choice questions I don't feel like answering when I'm filling out forms (what is your race, from this list; what is your gender; how old are you; what state are you in? - why does my freaking e-mail account care!). I'm sure even what you put down for those questions means "something" even if you lie. But not if you answer completely randomly!

Um... *on* topic and slightly more controversial.... Well it's a classic RPG problem. Your character has 18 intelligence, but the player only has 8 - how are you supposed to solve the puzzle? It's reasonably easy to fake lower intelligence then your character, but it's impossible to fake *higher* intelligence.

"But thetwo," you say, "your character doesn't have unreasonably high intelligence and you seem unreasonably intelligent yourself! What are you really talking about?"

I'm glad you asked, voices in my head! As it happens, IRL I don't have any levels of "smooth talking" worth speaking about. Jenn is far more able to talk people into things then I am. But apparently the words we pick *really* matter, like "impossible vs certain" matter.

So... next time it comes up, I'm going to post: "Jenn tries to convince Joseph to stay and help to the best of her abilities". It's crappy RP, but if that's the only way to leverage the ability to smooth talk in plot-critical situations... then that's the way it is. RJ can come up with the actual words Jenn uses to convince Joseph to stay.

The other option is to change the rules. Instead of deciding based on *the player's* smooth talking ability, assume the goal of the words stays the same but the Character comes up with the exact words, with possibly a plus or minus one or two "circumstance bonus" for the way the Player is going about the convincing. Do a roll with all the relevant modifiers against a difficulty based on the goal (again, with at most 1 or 2 points of modifications for the exact words).

It's nice if people post convincing words, but I feel like I'm being tested on my OOC skills rather then Jenn's skills.

[Keylo]

*points to AFMBE rulebook*

From my understanding, how well that you type the RP post/do the dialect can change the difficulty penalty from challenging/difficult to easy/normal. Given that Joseph was already challenging/difficult to persuade in the first place... Eh, you'd need some mad smooth talking skills in addition to Jenn's skills to get that to pass.

Also on another note, it's been stated that "good roleplaying" is rewarded depending on the ZM's preference in the AFMBE book, whether it be extra exp, difficulty decreases, etc. So crappy roleplaying "does not help" with this rulebook...

[Shrike7]

A little bit of advice: Using examples from the book isn't as helpful to your argument as you think it is...

[thetwo]

I understand that the idea is to reward good rollplaying, my point is that when it comes down to it, Jenn is the one being tested, not me. Limiting your choices for an RPG to what the player is capable of rather defeats the point. I can certainly *try* to give good lines, but if I don't do particularly well it shouldn't be an automatic fail - especially given all of Jenn's applicable skills.

This is a plot-critical NPC who we would have lost if there wasn't another group waiting in the wings to deal with him... whom we might *still* lose in the end because of one "roll" that for I know wasn't even a roll but rather an automatic fail (as the related posts made it sound).

So, if it wasn't an automatic fail, what exactly *was* that roll? 1d10+5(charisma)+2(smooth talking)? Against what? Did I get -1 for bad word choice? -2? -5? -10? -20?

[Keylo]

Given Joseph's personality... I'd say you were up against 9-12...

On another note by the book's standard, good roleplaying is generally used to just BYPASS the roll completely so... I don't believe any penalty is involved, but simply that you got either an Autofail, or one of the worst rolls possible (like a 1...)

(Yes, I know quoting the book isn't really smart in an argument, but let me play the role of the book tard a tad longer.)

[Mamono Assault Force]

Keylo's right in two ways;

I usually tend to shine a bit more light on those that shine light of their own in the role play, I tend to call it, "luck" more than anything else. Not necessarily in EXP as the book states, but, usually without you knowing, I tend to give little rewards to those who role play well.

As well, The two's suggestion of just, "She smooth talks" will have me do two things; I'll do the character's talking, rather than the player, and be less forgiving with the rolls. If she missed she challenge mark by 1, meh, you failed the test. But, even if you missed by a couple success levels, 4, and used your own words to convince the NPC, I might think, "That actually sounds pretty convincing," and give you an adequate success.

The whole point of it is to get the player more involved with the experience, rather than just giving commands to a puppet, and watching the results.

[thetwo]

Well yes, but if I'm just auto-failing all my speech-related rolls as it is... the problem here isn't that I sound *more* convincing then Jenn, it's that I'm apparently significantly *less* convincing. Rewarding good words is great, but making words that aren't quite up to par auto-fail (or did I just roll badly? I'd like to know exactly what that last roll against Joseph *was*) isn't so great.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Jenn didn't get a great roll, by any means, but the words used implied a difficultly too high for her current skills to compensate.

(Roll of 4 + bonus of 4 - lack of meaning to Joseph of the name (Director, Aya) 6 Vs. a difficulty of 8)

(The most prominent variable takes place, which was Jenn's method of persuasion at this point)

[thetwo]

So... what could I have said that wouldn't have gotten me a 0 modifier (70% chance of success) instead of -6 (10% chance of success)?

Or: if I'd just said "Jenn tries to convince him to stay" would it have been "4 (roll) + 4 (bonus) vs 8 (DC) = success"?

[Mamono Assault Force]

No, I said the most important factor takes place, and it'd just be replaced by another if you did that, "Joseph doesn't feel obligated to risk his life to save people who attacked him - 6"

There are negative bonuses within that minus six, Joseph's intelligence stat, his willpower, and the added decision that he doesn't want to help you.

[thetwo]

I'd have assumed those were what went into the DC, but that makes a little more sense.

[BurningGold]

Seems like getting Joseph is, at this point, very slim or impossible. I doubt anyone in Iris's party will be able, or even want, to find Joseph. To me the only way getting Joseph back to the inn, alive, is finding him knocked out or in trouble around the zoo.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Hehehe, Burnt only shows up RIGHT after the battle ends! XD

[ToxicShock]

haha, i just noticed that. He was about to reply in the thread you just got him out of too

[Keylo]

Seems like getting Joseph is, at this point, very slim or impossible. I doubt anyone in Iris's party will be able, or even want, to find Joseph. To me the only way getting Joseph back to the inn, alive, is finding him knocked out or in trouble around the zoo.

Conclusion, fuck Joseph. Back to our former objective. Like... finding the access codes.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Conclusion, fuck Joseph. Back to our former objective. Like... finding the access codes.

Wish granted! I shall set up a meeting where Luna may fuck Joseph at once!

[BurntToast]

I showed up a tad late. Eh, RJ, you did a good job playing as Aya, nice job. I just hope the goddess is not one of those people who punishes her servants for last minute fuck ups.

[DeMatt]

Conclusion, fuck Joseph. Back to our former objective. Like... finding the access codes.Yeah. He can damn well take care of himself. Especially since he's still got Melissa's rifle... *mutter mutter grumble grumble* Damn thief.

Hehehe, Burnt only shows up RIGHT after the battle ends! XDPoor Burnt. Comes back just in time to see Aya lose to an unlucky (for Aya) dice roll. Still, I'm sure he'll have a better idea of how to play with Aya against the rest of us PCs ("shoot the gun out of her hands"? OMFG. Okay, so Level 5 Pistols does mean she's ridiculously skilled, but still...).

[Keylo]

Wish granted! I shall set up a meeting where Luna may fuck Joseph at once!

You're right... I'll have Luna fuck Joseph... in the ass with her sword >_>;;

@DeMatt: Level 5 means she's one step away from god class shooter in the book. AKA Black-Cat style shooting...

[Shrike7]

that still doesn't explain how a pistol bullet has enough physical force to knock a gun across a room, but...

[Mamono Assault Force]

When the person recoils as well from the shot, effectively sending it flying across the room, inadvertently, "throwing it"

[Loli Defense Force]

*returns after her hiatus?*

[DeMatt]

*returns after her hiatus?*I'm sure RJ won't mind giving Selena back to you, if you still want her. I'm equally sure Letris won't mind you refocusing Selena back on her pet Kitty, too.:p

[Mamono Assault Force]

*returns after her hiatus?*

Yes, she does. :D

[Loli Defense Force]

I was actually going to wait for the outcome of the letris thing before coming back, on a side note, I was wondering whether it's actually possible for a futa to impregnate : O

[Shrike7]

While Jenn struggled futilely against the thick, red tentacle's grip, unable to move anything except her legs, which she could hardly do anything with, Melissa took her expert aim, and placed a well made shot on the thick red tentacle, ripping right through the base of it, causing fleshy chuncks to burst forth from it. But, that wasn't enough to even shake it's resolve, as it's grip was still tight on Jenn, seeming to be ready to hold the red head in place for Aya until it's body could no longer do so.

Using Jenn as cover, Aya poked out from the side of her, and took aim at Melissa with her 9mm gun, aiming to shoot the rifle out of the blue haired defender's hand, which she accomplished, as her bullet smacked against the rifle just right, so that Melissa lost her grip on it, as it was sent flying across the plaza, landing some distance near Mina and Joseph...

so Melissa had the rifle butted up against her shoulder, said rifle was hit with a 9mm round ((which, after some googling, weighs somewhere between 6-10 grams)) in such a way that When Melissa twitched from the impact, she threw the rifle across the room, behind her? I think she would have some difficulty doing that on purpose, seeing as how her arms would be bent, the direction of throw, etc... Not saying that anything should be changed, just think it seems silly.

[Mamono Assault Force]

They're not in a room... They're in open sky, in the middle of a plaza. And the gun went to her right, towards where Mina and Joseph were, naught a 10 foot distance.

[DeMatt]

I was actually going to wait for the outcome of the letris thing before coming back, on a side note, I was wondering whether it's actually possible for a futa to impregnate : OAFAIK, futas function the same way as ordinary human males, insofar as impregnation goes.

So yes, with a nine-month development term. Or in other words, not within the scope of the game. A couple years down the road, and Melissa and Mina (for example) might have a kid or two, but that's not a concern for the time being.

[BurntToast]

I'd like to know something reguarding Aya's green tentacles. I recall Raptor saying that if Aya used one of them on Bianca's pussy something bad will happen, I'm still not completly sure of what, but her mouth and anus are fair game or something. Does this mean pumping an egg into someones anus or mouth won't have any effect?

[Mamono Assault Force]

futas function the same way as ordinary human males, insofar as impregnation goes.

As far as you know, you are correct! :p

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'd like to know something reguarding Aya's green tentacles. I recall Raptor saying that if Aya used one of them on Bianca's pussy something bad will happen, I'm still not completly sure of what, but her mouth and anus are fair game or something. Does this mean pumping an egg into someones anus or mouth won't have any effect?

To the egg thing, Womb = Home.

And, I suppose you could have it not pump the egg, since Aya's now aware of it. >.>

[Shrike7]

They're not in a room... They're in open sky, in the middle of a plaza. And the gun went to her right, towards where Mina and Joseph were, naught a 10 foot distance.

I still don't see it as being that probable. the gun is shouldered, as she pretty much just fired, meaning that the arm she would have thrown with would be sitting at a 80-90 degree angle inside of the elbow. The fact that the gun is pointed at Aya makes it harder to hit, but level 5 shooting, so that isn't that odd. I just can't see an angle Aya could have hit the gun to send it that way, as well as how Melissa could have thrown it at such an awkward angle to achieve any appreciable distance, even including skidding along the ground. I guess that 10 feet would be possible if you include skidding, but like I said before, it just seems silly to me :(

[Mamono Assault Force]

I held my crappy BB rifle in my hands, and reenacted it. When I pretended that the gun was hit, just right, with the bullet, my hands would have been sent into shock, and I'd recoil with it in my hands, making my hands fly back from the shock of the bullet hitting the gun, at which point, my right hand gripping the hilt went back, and the gun went out of my hands, both propelled by my backpedal, and the nudge from the bullet.

[DeMatt]

People... we're arguing about whether somebody getting their gun shot out of their hand would have the gun skid a couple dozen feet away or not, on a forum dedicated to (and as part of a game including) implausibly strong fleshy organs, sprouted out of sheer nothingness, disobeying the principles of leverage, highly sensitive only to specific forms of touch, and extremely durable despite being soft enough to not cause harm without significant effort.

I think this can fit under "plausible suspension of disbelief", y'know? Would it help if you thought Aya swiped out with a tentacle and knocked the gun out of Melissa's hands?

[Loli Defense Force]

*shrugs* It's all in the name of using movie/game physics, I mean, as unlikely as half the stuff happens in it, it's always a matter of "Suspension of disbelief." I mean, if we completely remove it, we'll get this very interesting situtation:

Centipede: "I rape j00 girly girl! I give you my baby juice!"
Girl: "Oh noes!"
-2 weeks later and several attempts later-
Dr. Manylegs: "Sorry, but she's not pregnant..."
Centipede: "No! Not again! Goddamit!"
Girl: "Don't worry Centipede, one day, you just hafta believe, we'll have a baby!"
Centipede: "I know I know... I just hope I can be the proud father of a squirming exoskeletal freak before I get riddled with bullets, slashed to bits, or burnt to a crisp ;-;"

[Mamono Assault Force]

You must spread some reputation around before adding it to Loli Defense Force again.

:(

[BurntToast]

Holy fuck, Joseph is alive. Just wondering but isn't Luna's party headed to the location he was knocked out at?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Holy fuck, Joseph is alive. Just wondering but isn't Luna's party headed to the location he was knocked out at?

Likely.

[the_taken]

Sorry for no logging on for the past few days. A major project for school has me drained. Gonna try and reply right now.

Also, repped up Loli-D for RJ. I don't know the what exactly rule limiting repping people is, but I repped up DarkFire a while back, and still can't.

Edit-> Clarification: Did Selena just splooge after after one round (ie: 12sec), or does she spew cum like a broken faucet?

[TheWeirdOne]

You have to rep 4 or 5 people before you rep someone again D=

[the_taken]

You have to rep 4 or 5 people before you rep someone again D=

Guess that means we should be repping people more often, then.

Edit-> Never fails, the moment I begin to reply, RJ logs off.

Thinking hard here. Gonna post it like a sticky note requesting more sticky notes.

[DeMatt]

Clarification: Did Selena just splooge after after one round (ie: 12sec), or does she spew cum like a broken faucet?No, she hasn't orgasmed yet. She's making Letris feel like being her cum receptacle is the bestest fate in the world, however.Never fails, the moment I begin to reply, RJ logs off.Sometimes he's only gone for a few minutes... don't worry about it. Next time he's on, he'll post a reply. He doesn't HAVE to be on the moment you post your reply, after all.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Sometimes he's only gone for a few minutes


http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6890/raptor.png

RAWR!!!

[thetwo]

So... actually reading the "Joseph?" post... this is actually a decent outcome for us. I mean, we have one party with a futa trying to rape him, and the other with Luna... being herself. He isn't exactly going to be happy to see either party, but maybe we can kidnap him while he's unconscious and have him wake up safe in the hospital or something.

On a side note, how well do you think we'd have done if Mina had joined Luna in the infiltration party and Emily had ended up with Jenn and Melissa in the scouting party... without someone trying to rape him, would we have had a chance to actually convince him to join us?

[TheWeirdOne]

The one day my friend doesn't want to mess with me is the one day no one posts...

[DeMatt]

Well... in that instance...

I think we would have had a better chance of convincing him, all right, but at the cost of Luna dismembering Mina as an offense against nature. :p

Without Mina pouncing on Joseph the first time we met him, we probably would have been able to talk him down from waving his sword around. He might have decided to use his flashbang there, if we responded to him by drawing weapons, but since we didn't, that's not a problem. I suspect he might have tried to convince us to help him in whatever it was he was up to - slaughtering a breeding monster, apparently - and lacking direction from the Director or Higher Up, we quite probably would've gone along with him. Then we would've run into RJ's final boss for this mission and gotten horribly gang-raped, because he scaled it for at least two full parties and Joseph, despite his excellent skill at fleeing, isn't a match for three PCs.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Not necessarily, DeMatt. I always scale battles to make them fair, and beatable. in the event the two parties merge on the same location, and at the right location, sure, I might toss a hard ass boss at ya, but I instead made multiple bosses for both groups to discover, and fight, all depending on where you are when I initiate the fight.

I never have a "concrete" plan, I leave everything open to change. ;P

[TheWeirdOne]

I'll be back in about an hour...

I gotta do stuff with my nephews D=

[thetwo]

Hrm... on and off thunderstorms again tonight. Unexpected disappearances are to be expected!

[Mamono Assault Force]

Sooo.... Does the Loli Defense Force wish to take over Selena at this point? >.>

[Loli Defense Force]

I'll let you finish it : O

[ZeroSpace]

So if I was to go on a mission as Rin, who would want to come?

[ToxicShock]

Any specific mission?

[ZeroSpace]

hm... well...
We can try the Zoo one.

[BurningGold]

I'm going to head offline. Ill be back after a while... Maybe around... 4-6 hours? Hope to see you guys then.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I know it's a meme, and a cheesy thing to say... But, this sub forum's views are Over nine-thousaaand!!!

*Crushes scouter*

[ZeroSpace]

WHAT NINE THOUSAND?

[ToxicShock]

.. this STICKY'S views alone are well over 9000.

Whachou talkin bout willis

[Mamono Assault Force]

.. this STICKY'S views alone are well over 9000.

WHAT NINE THOUSAND?

THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT, CAN IIITTT!?!

[thetwo]

Hrm... the "one forum up" view tells me that the *replies* are over *14* thousand. So... yea, views is certainly over 9000. WAY over.

[ToxicShock]

...


http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:lA6j7RhNiGmmxM:http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/mutant_facepalm.jpg

[Mamono Assault Force]

...


http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:lA6j7RhNiGmmxM:http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/mutant_facepalm.jpg

http://www.gonewacko.org/T2003/Weirdness/FingerNoseEye.jpg

[Keylo]

And so dragging RJ from posting to a L4D game kinda backfired when my router started dying and my slot got taken up >.>;; Gods how I hate karma.

[thetwo]

Well, at least we know who to blame...

[ZeroSpace]

We should light Keylo on fire!

[BurningGold]

4 hours later...


???

What the fuck is this shit?

[Keylo]

Going to shower, if possible I'd like for us to move on to the aquarium while I'm away :x...

[ZeroSpace]

Going to be camping last post wins again, if anyone would like to do a mission with Rin PM'z plz.

[BurningGold]

Glad to see more then five people are posting now. Maybe AWMBI isn't as close to a dirt nap as we all though it was. Well with Raptor gone I'm going to leave for a while. Night people.

[Keylo]

On that note, RJ's busy for the next two days (as am I) so expect to see less of us around till after that...

(Well as for me, I got relatives visiting after my busy period starting monday so... yeah, less posts in general from me.)

[TheWeirdOne]

LOL I'm going on vacation on Monday and I won't be back till like Friday or something...

This sucks I was hoping we'd do alot in that time...

[BurningGold]

...

Well that all sucks to hear, sorta. Eh, we should get enough done During the time Raptor and Keylo are on and before Weird goes away.

[TheWeirdOne]

I was planning to have Emily go back with Joseph and you guys get a replacement...

[Keylo]

That might actually work o.o;; With one glip, who's the replacement?

(Zero, Toxic, someone else that's been abandoned at the inn?)

[BurningGold]

I was hoping that the mission would end with us bringing back Joseph.

[TheWeirdOne]

That might actually work o.o;; With one glip, who's the replacement?

(Zero, Toxic, someone else that's been abandoned at the inn?)

You need someone that can turn the power back on with the access codes I believe.

[Keylo]

Anyone can do that (at least I hope our characters aren't retard enough to not be able to enter numbers off a piece of paper into a computer >_<)... Real question is: Who's active enough, and combat effective enough to stand in? Not that Emily was really combat effective in the first place, no offense, but still...

[TheWeirdOne]

I did that on purpose...

I've stated several times I did that on purpose =P

[Keylo]

XD, point taken, but we still have yet to find a replacement should you have emily depart...

Unless of course, we want to jack Jenn from the scouting party, if Melissa and Mina head back to the inn for recuperation...

[TheWeirdOne]

Just get Zero to go along with you guys.

[Keylo]

Eh why not, we'll leave this discussion here till he wakes up/sees this then. For now, off to join RJ in dreamland. Ciao!

[TheWeirdOne]

Go to sleep...

ASSS

[ToxicShock]

Count me out. I could have LEARNED how to fucking lock pick by now, instead of waiting around.

[DeMatt]

Count me out. I could have LEARNED how to fucking lock pick by now, instead of waiting around.So... lemme see if I've got this straight. You're leaving the game, because you can't find anybody to go on your special mission, which I might point out is a glorified "looting" run and has nothing to do with the plotline. You are totally unwilling to have your character do something else while you wait, like, say, go on the main plotline mission.

Correct?

Fine, bye.

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Alright, I loosened up a little. The following characters have Lock Picking skill:

Lin (Zerospace) - unconscious due to rape
Kali (Dreana) - idle
Vina (devild) - idle
Selena (Loli Defense Force/RaptorJesus) - looting run
Jenn (thetwo) - Zoo mission

You want a lockpicker to go with Josie and Dixie to the police station? PM Dreana and get her back into the game. PM devild and get him back into the game. PM RaptorJesus and get him to bring Selena and Letris home, then PM Loli Defense Force and get him back into the game.

Lin's out because Zerospace wants to do family drama. Jenn's already busy, but Melissa and Mina might just bow out of the Zoo mission, Mina because she got her face punched in, Melissa because she lost her rifle and wants to take care of Mina - and that would free Jenn up.

Don't whine about not being able to do things when you're not willing to work at it or compromise around it.

[ZeroSpace]

Well Toxic if you want, you can just PM and say you want Lin.

[Keylo]

Well Toxic if you want, you can just PM and say you want Lin.

In that case... *kicks* How about sending Rin in as the replacement for Emily in the zoo thread? >_>

[ToxicShock]

What's with all the douchey responses matt. That's why I havent been involved yet, ya queef. I'm not leaving. I meant count me out of the mission ya'll were talking about.

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All right, now I've loosened up a little.

If you've payed attention, I already did EVERYTHING you just suggested.
I haven't been avoiding missions for shit.
RJ is playing a sick game with me.
-My looting run turns into a rescue mission.
-The looting run is stopped because something is locked.
-I decide I can have her meet a lockpicker by going on a rescue mission with her.
-Lockpicker gets captured in said rescue mission.
-Have to go on a re-rescue mission to get her.
-Then I can have her unlock the fucking door so I can finish my damn looting run.

All so I can keep my promise to Jesse that I'd get her some damn supplies.
At the time that I started the run, I had already pm'ed most lockpickers. Loli was out at the time. Then I agreed with zero that if I helped him rescue the sister, he'd help me with the lockpick, but then his lp'ing character got captured too. So then I was shit out of luck unless we rescued Lin or Loli came back. And my luck reared its head when I decided to sign up to rescue lin, and letris did too, so we had enough people. But then loli comes back, (which would normally be good news) but then for some reason letris ditches out on that and goes on a mission with her. So the lockpicker I was supposed to rescue runs off with another lock picker while i'm standing with a proverbial dick in my hands, trying to get ANYONE to go. Even Zero himself was ignoring every time I said I'd help him rescue his sister again.

This isn't going to ruin my activity here, but I just want to get it out of the way

[DeMatt]

What's with all the douchey responses matt. That's why I havent been involved yet, ya queef. I'm not leaving. I meant count me out of the mission ya'll were talking about.Well I'm sorry. Your post didn't make it clear you were talking about the mission, and went on to refer to lockpicking, something I know you've been waiting for. So I assumed you meant you were tired of waiting.

[ToxicShock]

No, it just meant I'm still waiting.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Will be making updates later today, just lettin' ya know I'll be back.

*Acts like terminator*

[Mamono Assault Force]

ssdafkldskjaddasjkdasf

Back!

[thetwo]

It's true! The prophecy came true!

Well obviously, what with the whole "deity" thing.

Oh, and while I'm here:

Fortunately for him and my incapacitated teammates, one of us knows first aid.

*then*

"What. Is. The. Status. Of. The. In-ca-pa-ci-tat-ed. Person?" she talked to Jenn as if talking to a baby

Bah.

[Loli Defense Force]

I'm just waiting on Letris :x

[ToxicShock]

"What. Is. The. Status. Of. The. In-ca-pa-ci-tat-ed. Person?"

"eerrm... incapacitated?"

[Mamono Assault Force]

She mentioned first aid, and that it was lucky, so she was questioning if the person is up and about, which she is, which Jenn didn't confer.

[ToxicShock]

Incapacitated?

[thetwo]

incapacitated - adjective disabled, challenged, unfit, out of action (informal) laid up (informal) immobilized, indisposed, hors de combat (French)

And in context it was clear she meant "the person who was incapacitated during the fight".

[Mamono Assault Force]

Pregnant, Bleeding, in need of immediate medical attention, bleeding out the ass, caught the swine flu?

[thetwo]

The kind where first aid fixes you, luckily? Also the kind you get when someone like the goddess is fighting you and you're female?

[ZeroSpace]

FUCK TOXIC! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?
PM ME PLEASE!
.... and thank you for your cooperation.
Because PMing me means that you are ready to go on a mission with me so I won't go missing for 5 hours.

[Loli Defense Force]

thunderstorm means I might be losing power tonight >:

[Keylo]

Oh dear... :x

[ZeroSpace]

Luna doesn't seem like the kind of person that would kill someone just cause they insulted her.