AWMBI - Discussion

[ZeroSpace]

I would pat you but it might hurt you...

[Pheonix Alugere]

Try Gelbooru, pictures you want and pictures you'd 'like'

It took me about 5 minutes.

[Shrike7]

Trying to keep up with six people here, as well as the occasional first scenario posters.

Raptor Jesus is doin' his best.

I know you are hun, I just feel like I'm the only one getting left behind here, and I'm kinda paranoid about it because of earlier. Combine that with some RL stress right now, and I'm finding it hard to let things slide. I'll leave you to it, and I'm sorry.

[ZeroSpace]

Btw... just a question...
If River is in trouble can I grab the phone and call Cali?

[Mamono Assault Force]

I just feel like I'm the only one getting left behind here

I'm sorry, but if it makes you feel better, there are many angry people in the character sheet thread right now. >.>"

If River is in trouble can I grab the phone and call Cali?

No, it's not your skill, but you don't even have to worry about it, as I said, Caliber is very protective over River, he'll save her automatically if she's too busy, "gettin' busy" with the monsters to call him. ;)

[Shrike7]

Yeah, it's an earpeice radio, and its always on if she's off somewhere. The way a runner team like that usually works, he'd be in front of a computer with a gps, weather and traffic network, and a police scanner around, feeding her updates. Since most of that is probably still at the apartment, he's probably just got the headset himself, which is more than enough for a 'shit, she's in trouble' moment. :)

[ZeroSpace]

Just another question...
Wouldn't Cali have to fight his way thru monsters to get to us?
So can he 'die'?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Cali can take too much damage and be wounded, but since he's, for lack of a better term, "a stat", he cannot be killed.

[Mamono Assault Force]

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=116&pictureid=1231
"So, what do you two do for a living?"

LIN HUNTS SQUIRBOES!

[ZeroSpace]

No she doesn't.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Ah, you know I'm kiddin'

[ZeroSpace]

But it hurts Lin's feelings...
http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=116&pictureid=1245
:'( -Lin

[Mamono Assault Force]

I had fun making your beginning story.

:)

[ZeroSpace]

I can tell, just keep it serious from now on XD

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'll be a good dinosaur.

*Purrs*

[Master_Bei_Shun]

:Random Blurting of Trivial Trivia Time!:

Did you know Umbrella Corp. has a back door entrance from there labs main branch, through the sewers, and ending in the once burned down Apple Inn of Raccoon City?

(Apple Inn post caught my eye... Just had to say something!)

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!

Nice one, I didn't think that there would be another crazy Resident Evil fan on here!

[Pheonix Alugere]

Well, you have an excuse for an odd origin for an inns name, but taverns must all be an allusion to something inappropriate in nature.

[Shrike7]

My favourite is still 'The Giggling Wench', it makes me smile :)

[Mamono Assault Force]

I just needed a name, and since 'Umbrella' unleashed a terrible evil, I thought it would be a funny irony to have a place under the same name be a bastion of hope against the evil.

Same name as in something that related to umbrella.

[Pheonix Alugere]

Rain is related to umbrellas and so is marry poppins.

[ToxicShock]

Wow, I was in something deep there. (Or vice versa, wink wink)

[Mamono Assault Force]

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=115&pictureid=1232

[xivvix]

Apologies to Kayi and Pheonix. I had to go, and I won't be able to post again until later today. I thought Raptor would at least create the thread for our mission though, since I did PM him that my character was ready :p

[Mamono Assault Force]

I received about 10 PMs within a short period, and ended up completely forgetting who was in what group, even after I got one mission up and running, I was still very confused.

[BurningGold]

I forget... Am I allowed to have more then one character?

[XSI]

How did I manage to miss this game?

So, any spots open to join, restrictions on characters(besides the char creation thread), and other things to know?

And it's not entirely clear, but what setting is it? Mostly modern?

[wallpaper]

RJ, if it makes you feel any better, I think you're doing a kickass jorb. If I wasn't running my own peanut gallery right now, I'd offer to help so that you could keep things flowing smoothly!

(I like how you based the Apple Inn off of RE, when it based it off of biblical allusions... which you're also going on about as the premise for this game. XD Convergent evolution, step aside, it's time for cyclical rehashing!)

Now, working Mary Poppins into a tavern-name would be pretty kick ass, given the whole 'naughty allusions' idea. :P The Bottomless Purse/Bag/Box, maybe?

[Mamono Assault Force]

How did I manage to miss this game?

So, any spots open to join, restrictions on characters(besides the char creation thread), and other things to know?

And it's not entirely clear, but what setting is it? Mostly modern?

The char creation thread pretty much tells you everything you need to know, the rest is introduced to you by your first chapter.

And yes, it's modern, with a supernatural twist.

[Kayi]

Your completed scenario thread is a sickening jumbled mess of unreadability.

May I suggest you instead ask for a sub-forum to simply move completed scenarios into, intact?

[Mamono Assault Force]

I more or less intended it as a garbage bin, as I can't delete a post without a freakin' -DELETED- crater being there.

But that's a good point, I think I'll ask Nunu or Aika about having a subforum for past events.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I asked Nunu.

[Kayi]

I think it's a good idea to leave past events bundled for later reading. Characters thinking back to them and recalling events that may have occured, references back to our skills and such. Etc.

btw, acute sight counts for perception checks against finding items and stuff, right?

[Mamono Assault Force]

If you gotta look at it, yes, as some one who was blind wouldn't see a thing.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I wonder if I can resurrect those topics I merged? Does anyone know?

If I could do that, then Kayi will stop hating me. :(

[Kayi]

I don't hate you *loves loves*

I was just saying this seems like a better idea than merging everything in the future.

If it's a pain, then leave the first merge as is, then we can just move finished stories to the finished story section.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Yeah, when Nunu gets his freakin' butt in here.

[Pheonix Alugere]

Seeing as how I received a .22 instead of a 9mm, how many rounds can the .22 hold at one time?

[Mamono Assault Force]

You can hold 10 rounds in one clip.

[BurningGold]

I'm ready to start the mission back up when ever Zero and Skhrike get online.

Edit- By the way, can people have then one character again? Sorry for asking again and stuff.

[Mamono Assault Force]

There's a rule about continuing when your friends are offline, if every online person wants to play, even if there's only one online, he may choose to play while his comrades are taken over by the GM.

Just throwin' that out there for reference

[ToxicShock]

I have officially converted to raptorchristianity.

Do we treat the apple inn as more than a junction of shops and missions? We roleplay through the place like normal with a chance of meeting other people.?

[Mamono Assault Force]

I have officially converted to raptorchristianity.

:)

Do we treat the apple inn as more than a junction of shops and missions? We roleplay through the place like normal with a chance of meeting other people.?

Yep, that's pretty much what it is, you eat, sleep, crap, shop, talk, have sex, and start missions there.

[wallpaper]

What if our characters are more the sort to want to stay at the Inn than go out to hunt? I know that Claire will be more interested in gathering and making sense of research than in fighting... though perhaps field-missions to gather information about the monsters might interest her if second-hand documentation isn't enough!

[Mamono Assault Force]

Missions and plot line missions are the only thing to do in the INN besides from walking out the front door and encountering monsters randomly.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Other than that, I suppose you could talk to the girls that come back from missions.

[wallpaper]

Heya, Burning? O_o I know that Raptor didn't answer you about making a second character, but I'd suggest against it. He's already expressed that the current load is straining him, and there may be more players who want to sign up in the future. It doesn't seem fair to me to take twice as much of his attention for you when a new player might have to wait even longer for reply-times.

Then, if you're absent later on, that means twice as many missions that have to go on hold to wait for you.

Just saying, is all. There are lots of other RP's being set up right now that I'm sure'd be happy to have you jump on board!

[Pheonix Alugere]

Also burning, you edited your question into a post that raptor had already posted after, therefore rj probably never read your question.

[Kayi]

I dislike the idea of over half the group being NPCed for one player. I can see and accept if two thirds of a group was on, you should NPC one person.

But why don't you open the field up to minor "asides" if only one player is on?

Just a suggestion.


Edit: Additional question.

Since it was posed to play multiple characters (and as far as I've read unanswered), can we play "evil" characters? >:3

[Mamono Assault Force]

I need a go ahead before you leave, the rule I mentioned applies when you just vanish, like zerospace did, if the other two wanted to keep playing, his character would get NPC'd.

I'd rather you not make two, as wallpaper seemed to notice, I'm having enough trouble taking care of one of you at a time, two of you at a time would just kill me.

And yes, you can be evil, and a rapist!

But you're still restricted to being a woman.

[Kayi]

Glad you said that since other people are already trying to make second characters.

I kinda like Azure as a "good guy" though, so I guess that puts my question out of the question for my charry.

[wallpaper]

Perhaps if the first woman goes beyond saving (and the player expresses an interest in sacrificing her for the sake of good story) RJ could allow making a character to replace her?

:) That way RJ doesn't feel like he has to save EVERYone all the time, and gives the illusion of more danger, even if the player originally asked to have her character sacrificed? XD I don't know, it's just a suggestion.

So if we say that we're going to be absent, you won't NPC our characters when they're with groups? My only concern right now is that I'll have to be absent for a day while I'm at work and it's busy, and I'll come back to see five new pages of stuff that I have to read over (and possibly cringe over if the character's played differently! XD) with my character NPC'd because I couldn't stick around on the forums all day!

[Mamono Assault Force]

Only if you're in a group mission, and you just leave without saying anything, online players can decide to let your char be controlled.

[Kayi]

I think the idea is you offer to let your character be NPCed and leave suggestions of how you want her played.

Or you special request the character be removed for the day you're gone somehow...

or something.

Besides, RJ said he'll try to keep your character as close to how she'd actually act as he can. So don't worry too much. RJ is doing a great job thus far with everything, especially considering how overloaded he has been at times.

(PS, medic thread our other active changed her post instead of posting again, so game is on.)

[ZeroSpace]

Like in my case where I 'closed my eyes', my team paused instead of going, which I am glad cause RJ would turn my Char back into a insane person...
So, now I just hope my team gets on while I camp on this thread, talking to people and explaining things like this while RJ is busy.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I didn't know anything about Lin, no bio, nothing.

So I had some fun with her.

[ZeroSpace]

I am sure I put down some where that if you want detailed BiO you could TELL ME!!!
*Coff*

[Mamono Assault Force]

I did.

do i HAVE TO!?!?

:)

[wallpaper]

XD I look away for two seconds and Claire's getting screwed silly by a mysteriously familiar dinosaur-like creature. So long as it's not wearing a toga or no halo is adorning its head...!

[Kayi]

Can our characters "evolve" over time?

Like learn new skills by developing new disadvantages?
Or just as we level do we get more points eventually to get new skills?

I've got some quirks I envision Azure developing as the game goes on, she's already being 'tainted' by her interactions.

[BurningGold]

Hi Zero.

[Kayi]

*pouts*

Is the medic scenario on hold now?

(btw, love the frog)

[Mamono Assault Force]

XD I look away for two seconds and Claire's getting screwed silly by a mysteriously familiar dinosaur-like creature. So long as it's not wearing a toga or no halo is adorning its head...!

;)

[Mamono Assault Force]

*pouts*

Is the medic scenario on hold now?

(btw, love the frog)

I'm waitin' on you to post...

[Kayi]

Check directly above your last post in the thread.

I posted before you were checking if Pheonix Alugere was still in play.

-_-

[Pheonix Alugere]

I'm waitin' on you to post...

Kayi did post though...?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Check directly above your last post in the thread.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rub it in.

[Kayi]

not rubbing it in, just excited for a fun story and eager to continue :3

[ZeroSpace]

So you want me to work on the BiO now?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Too late, but a personality description would be nice.

[Pheonix Alugere]

I know RJ means mental status, but it is rather funny that Azure has a metal status.

[ZeroSpace]

BiO edited

[Kayi]

So we got sidetracked.

Can we have our characters adapt as we play?

I notice my character keeps landing in mental status, and think she's less inclined to lose herself like that because she's done so many stories. That's kinda why I took the trait making her less susceptible to fear.

(PS, poooooost! *bounces*)
Edit: I apologize for any overexcitement on my part, this is one of the best RPs I've been in for a while. <3

[Pheonix Alugere]

RJ is in the middle of posting.

[Mamono Assault Force]

The monsters are violent, and are of another world. They naturally drain the mentality of their victims as nourishment.

[Pheonix Alugere]

BiO edited

Zero? You do realize you put down that your lazy character is bouncy and energetic?

[Mamono Assault Force]

HUNTIN' DEM SQUIRBOES!

[wallpaper]

I'm totally writing way-too in-depth orgasms for my character, aren't I? XD Tell me if you want me to tone it down, RJ! *cackle*

[ZeroSpace]

She's only lazy if she'd doing something she hates or don't feel like doing.
READ THE WHOLE THING!!!
And RJ, now you know better... SHE'S NOT INSANE!

[Pheonix Alugere]

Lazy: 1 point
Nothin' much to say, your gal is lazy, and does everything she can to avoid work.

I'm not quite sure your definition of lazy fits this one.

[ZeroSpace]

Well, lazy has other meanings, as long as it fits her logically which I am sure it does, it will make sense.
Here I will use a example...
My team wanted to split up, and if they did, Lin will be at a disadvantage because she's not as motivatied. So she might not walk as far as the others etc.
Another example would be that she gets fucked, she doesn't fuck back, etc.
And since RJ is into logical things, I am sure my explaination fits perfectly.

[Pheonix Alugere]

Another example would be that she gets fucked, she doesn't fuck back, etc.


You probably want to escape in that situation though...

[Mamono Assault Force]

Little too busy getting fucked to actually fuck back.

[ZeroSpace]

...maybe you guys should think outside the box, and not think about she being only fucked by monsters...
http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=53&pictureid=750

[Kayi]

Hey.

Who says I can't have consensual sex with a monster?

Azure's kinda enjoying being ravaged by monsters. >=3

[wallpaper]

Another example would be that she gets fucked, she doesn't fuck back, etc.

Hate girls like that. XD "Seriously, are you a brick or something? Make a noise just... anything, jeez!"

Maybe ya shoulda joined a game that isn't focused on monster-fuckage, if you were hoping for the consensual hetero-normative prons, Zero! ;)

[wallpaper]

Hey.

Who says I can't have consensual sex with a monster?

Azure's kinda enjoying being ravaged by monsters. >=3

Your thread is hawt, by the way. X33

[ZeroSpace]

It was an example people, geez.

[Kayi]

Your thread is hawt, by the way. X33

And I'm waiting for it to continue <3

[Mamono Assault Force]

Lots of monster rapage in here.

There WOULD be a little lesbian, but so far no one's tried a charisma attempt for Zero's, "consensual sex"

Course a player could always try to RAPE a character, seeing as how consensual sex is overrated.

[wallpaper]

Ooh, my chapter is over, does that mean that I post in the Apple Inn thread? -- Or rather, that I wait for a post for me to enter, there?

*raises a hand* I'd be happy to try for some lesbian action with my character, if, you know, the two are compatible. XD

[ZeroSpace]

Well I am in a mission, and unless i want to charm a teamate into having lesb action with me in the middle of a bunker with monsters waiting to rape us it's not gonna happen soon.

[Pheonix Alugere]

And I'm waiting for it to continue <3

I'm currently envolved in a very confusing PM-fest with RJ which looks like this:

They're one use, and only you and Azure are in possession of a pack.

Do you wish to use both med packs to slow the progression of their pregnancy?

And if so, do you wish to wait until they recover from their sex coma?
My first priority is to wake them up, If we get attacked again we need to run, but yeah, slowing their pregnancy would be good. Also, when will the inspired become aware of their powers?

After the first chapter, you can use them, touch of healing heals stamina, which you lose when raped. having lower stamina makes your character limp, so it might be good to slow the pregnancy, and heal them.
So are you saying that the healing power can bring them out of their coma or...?

No, they need to come out of it themselves, you can't heal their souls.
Currently I'm trying to figure out what you meant by the phrase "so it might be good to slow the pregnancy, and heal them." Since I had said Jill was trying to slow their pregnancy and (since it is in the first aid description) wake them up.

First aid description was talking about unconsciousness, they're conscious, but their minds are not.

:confused: the definition of being unconcious is when your mind is not conscious...

Fucked out of your mind.
So they're conscious, but dazed?

If I could get a third party interpretation it would help because I'm missing something RJ is saying, but I don't know what.

[wallpaper]

It sounds like a 'special' kind of unconsciousness, where they -would- be conscious if it weren't for the fact that the dogs drained their brains of thinking-juice.

Sooo, your blonde needs to wait for that juice to grow back enough that they begin to wake up before she can make her move. Does that help?

In the meantime, Phe, how'd you make the jump from first chapter to the Inn? XD I'm finding myself a little confused with the procedure once the introduction chapter has ended!

[ZeroSpace]

It means they are conscious, but they are unwilling to/can't respond to you due to shock, so basically, they are in shock, you can get someone outta shock cause they gotta get over it themselves.

[Pheonix Alugere]

In the meantime, Phe, how'd you make the jump from first chapter to the Inn? XD I'm finding myself a little confused with the procedure once the introduction chapter has ended!

I was posted in the first post of the inn thread. I think RJ may have to post your intro.

Edit: Also, for now what I'll just say about my post in the medic thread, is that Jillian is only attempting to wake them before working on their pregnancies, she doesn't need to be successful in waking them.

[Kayi]

Read my post for an idea of what "broken" could be like.

She's demolished mentally, pussy aching, and very pregnant.

But there's nothing you can do with a medkit. So just post waiting. Or try to pull the two girls someplace safe.

[ZeroSpace]

Where the hell is BurningGold?
Shrike's on.

[Pheonix Alugere]

Medkit can delay pregnancies, which seems to be it's main use. So, I'm just going to stick with what I have with the caveat that attempting to wake people doesn't imply success.

[Mamono Assault Force]

The intro was posted in the last part of the chapter, the next thing that happens is the first page of the Apple Inn thread.

After that, she can start shopping, and doing whatever.

*Cough*rape Christina Laurel *Cough* :)

[Kayi]

*mumbles about hourlong discussions breaking RP sessions*

[Mamono Assault Force]

WELL MISTER, U WERE THA ONE THAT DUNNA WANNA JUS GO WIT TEH FLO, SO NAO U HAV TO FASE THA SQUIRREL!




http://www.themaskedloser.com/images/squirrel.jpg

[ZeroSpace]

Thats one crazy squirrel.
btw how do you learn new skills? Or CAN you learn new skills?
And how do you up skills?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Slow method = find some way to practice the skill

Faster method = pay a trainer to teach you.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Also, Aika's said he's gonna join!

Ahm so happy!

[ZeroSpace]

Well duh, you are RaptorJesus, no one can resist your teachings! SO GUIDE US TO WIN!

[Shrike7]

Okay, I'm finding this thing about every single gun being mangled in some way a little against common sense. Okay, the monsters mangled the guns that were shooting at them, makes sense, but you yourself said they were almost mindless, or at least quite stupid, so would they really have thought to mangle every single sidearm that was never drawn or fired? Is every soldier in the place without an actual weapon and just had their sidearm? Was nobody caught by surprise and thusly never managed to draw a weapon? See where I'm going with this?

[ZeroSpace]

I got a good counter argument.
If you are a monster, and you see something doing harm to you, you would mangle it, it won't matter if no one's using it, they don't know that, they just know that if they mangle it, it can't hurt them, see where I am going?
And RJ?
What were to choices on where to go again for our RP?
I got lost.

[TheWeirdOne]

I'm still here <.<

and so is my char ';...;'

[Mamono Assault Force]

A lot of them were split into several pieces. And many other soldiers weren't even trained for combat, but rather communication and engineering.

What would have been found out later is that the bunker was a supply outpost, not just a bunker filled with armed men.

Also, every monster functions a different way, their goals are indeed that of a mindless monster, but they have special ways of doing it.

It's instinct, not intelligence that they operate on, and that particular monster's instinct is to eliminate anything that might hurt it, when the soldiers fired on them, they attacked the guns, thinking they were living things, and proceeded to 'kill' the rest of the guns as such.

[wallpaper]

If it's pointed at you and you see it shooting, then I could see that argument working, but not for weapons that are still sheathed -- I'd think it's more the action of point-and-shoot that a monster would understand, then that, 'this metal thing causes pain', you know? Even crows work like that, and they're actually fairly intelligent.

[Shrike7]

Would they recognize a holstered handgun to be the same as the likely bigger weapons that were actually used against them? And what about concealed weapons? I realize nobody is looking for them, but are they all gone as well?

EDIT: thankie wallpaper :)

[ZeroSpace]

Then even if it's one shot, they might be able to tell, we don't know their int, hell, they might know what guns are, maybe they just can't use them, no one knows, but theres a reason why the weapons in the crates are unharm, BECAUSE THE MONSTERS CAN'T GET TO THEM!
So we can just assume that the monsters are int enough to destory every gun.

[Shrike7]

Except that RJ also said that they weren't very int at all, remeber? That was one of the reasons that there's no PC monsters, because int monsters would win.

[wallpaper]

Let's just assume that they mangled their corpses so badly and thoroughly that any accompanying firearms got crushed in the, er, crossfire. :P The ones that weren't mangled because of RJ's explanation got the shaft by accident.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Exactly, wallpaper described it better than I did.

They're not smart, but they know what hurts them, and they attack on sight, not whether or not it's held by a human.

Soldiers don't often conceal their guns, they're usually on some kind of combat webbing or belt.

'this metal thing causes pain and is a threat to me' is a very nice way to put it.

Also, if they fired a certain type of weapon once, they likely saw the others as threats to.

[ZeroSpace]

I got discredited...
I feel sad and unimportant now

[Mamono Assault Force]

Meh?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Oh, you did make a point with the box, I was just gonna say that they didn't see the weapon inside, so they didn't attack it.

[Shrike7]

Exactly, wallpaper described it better than I did.

They're not smart, but they know what hurts them, and they attack on sight, not whether or not it's held by a human.

Soldiers don't often conceal their guns, they're usually on some kind of combat webbing or belt.

'this metal thing causes pain and is a threat to me' is a very nice way to put it.

Also, if they fired a certain type of weapon once, they likely saw the others as threats to.

Except that wallpaper agued AGAINST THAT VERY POINT!!

Seriously, I'm starting to think that this is a religion, and you're all agreeing with him just cause you're afraid he'll stop.

In my happy little world, a GM, no matter what system, listens to his players, in order to better his own play style and the enjoyment of everybody involved. I'm sorry if I've played under too many GMs to know this that I've started to feel that it's the right thing to do, but maybe, just maybe I might be on to something, eh?

If a player taps the GM on the shoulder and says 'Really? Why?', and the GM can't come up with a good reason, then that's something that needs to be examined and possibly changed, right? All I'm getting is excuses, twisting logic past the breaking point in order to avoid changing anything that's already been written, and I've pretty much received the same answer on every point I've brought up!

[ZeroSpace]

Hm, I guess you are right, which is why I was surprised to see that EVERY gun is broken.
But there is endless possiblities, I'd like to hear them all... and I like to argue.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Isn't saying that monsters appear out of nowhere and people learn magic in modern day society illogical?

I agree, I do not speak logic at all.

[Pheonix Alugere]

Ahhhhh!!!! We've been invaded by Vulcans!

[wallpaper]

Shrike, if it makes you feel any better, every time I see RJ signing on another player I boggle a little as well at the dwindling probability that he's going to not burn out long enough for all of us to enjoy this awesome game for a while. (No offense, RJ, I've just seen it happen so many times before, and had it happen to me, that I can imagine the pressure is a little overwhelming.)

Honestly, though, why not sign up to help him out as a co-GM? You sound like you know your shit, both in terms of mechanics and logic. What gives, huh?

While I agree that if there are a large amount of weapons in a room, it's not very likely that they'd ALL be damaged, it sounded to me like there were less guns in the room than you're making 'em out to be, to re-rail the topic. I didn't count the number of men, but I'm assuming it's probably less than you're thinking to have his logic pan out.

[Shrike7]

Isn't saying that monsters appear out of nowhere and people learn magic in modern day society illogical?

I agree, I do not speak logic at all.

So you're refusing to listen to my suggestions on the basis that the system you're running couldn't happen in real life, right? That's what you're telling me?

[Pheonix Alugere]

Can't we just say it's a plot hole?

[Shrike7]

@ Wallpaper: I would love to co-GM, but 90% of my posts are made from a cell phone, in the middle of my full time job. Not very conductive to doing a good job at it, nevermind the fact that I can't write sex scenes to save my life, and I am currently in 9 other active RP on this forum alone.

As for the situation myself, it sounded to me that we're picking our way between dead bodies wherever we went. Its not the fact that she hasn't found a working weapon yet that bugs me, its the fact that RJ said that she wouldn't, period. I'm fully expecting to not be able to open the crate once we get there, either, because RJ wants us to get all of our weapons through buying them, I suspect.

[wallpaper]

Either that, or you've just got such tasty monster-bait that he wants to get a scene in with your fair lady. OR he wants an excuse to bring in your contact. Any way you slice it, you can probably let it slide for now. :x Perhaps there'll be a reward at the end of the tunnel... who knows?

Too bad about the posting situation, though. :( Don't get yourself overwhelmed with posting, y'hear? (I miss seeing posts in Ascalion from you. XD)

[BurningGold]

???
What is the problem here?

[Mamono Assault Force]

In all honesty, it was an attempt to prevent characters from obtaining advanced weaponry early in the game, without it actually being rewarded to you somehow, while trying to give the most logical explanation as to why you can't use them.

If I let every weapon be handed over to survivors, they wouldn't be surviving, they'd be slaughtering. I'm saying none of the weapons work because if they did, every one of you would be female Rambo's, ridding the need to actually run from a monster when you just, ''pew pew pew!'' a few hundred times and it's dead.

I'm not trying to maintain logic, so much as I am gameplay on this level. And I apologize if that makes you angry, all I wanted to do was provide a fun game to play. I didn't realize this would be such a problem.

[Kayi]

If all of the weapons were destroyed in a similar way, maybe the creature that broke them found a place that works to shatter it with a couple hits, then they could all be non-functional because of that.

The biggest problem with the running away part is most of the stuff we've run into thus far has been substantially faster than us. The dogs, the tentacles snatching people as they run. Or just plain getting the drop on us. Such as the frog/raptor thing >:P

[ZeroSpace]

I got a logical reason I guess...
Guns break don't they?
We don't know how long the people's been left dead in the place, so maybe they are unmaintained and doesn't work, neither way, apply logic to a game is usually bad, but throwing logic out of a game just makes it stupid.

[wallpaper]

Oh raptor-frog, how we love you. Er, wait. BURN IT WITH FIRE!

I'm still having fun! *waves a hand* Just waiting for someone else to show up in the inn... though would it be okay if I did some shopping while I wait?

[Mamono Assault Force]

They all have a weak point. Sometimes it's necessary to make a fighting withdrawal, as like you said, a lot of enemies are good at catching up, but something that just got shot, or took a nasty stab isn't about to be moving around for a while, now are they?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Yes, you may shop inside the Inn.

[TheWeirdOne]

I'm still here RJ ^_^

[Mamono Assault Force]

Oh my god, I didn't even know!

My bad, my bad, I'll start workin' now.

[Shrike7]

In all honesty, it was an attempt to prevent characters from obtaining advanced weaponry early in the game, without it actually being rewarded to you somehow, while trying to give the most logical explanation as to why you can't use them.

If I let every weapon be handed over to survivors, they wouldn't be surviving, they'd be slaughtering. I'm saying none of the weapons work because if they did, every one of you would be female Rambo's, ridding the need to actually run from a monster when you just, ''pew pew pew!'' a few hundred times and it's dead.

I'm not trying to maintain logic, so much as I am gameplay on this level. And I apologize if that makes you angry, all I wanted to do was provide a fun game to play. I didn't realize this would be such a problem.

You see, that is a reasonable answer from a GM, thank you. Now, to address your concerns:

Number one, I realize that if we got a hold of even a single Assault rifle by this point, it would make the game boring. I don't want an assault rifle, I want a replacement handgun. As your average Canadian, I don't know much about guns, and have only ever held or fired two different hunting rifles in my entire life. As such, when I hear '.32', the only gun I can think of are those piddly little revolvers that work better by throwing them at someone. Other people started with 9 mils, which equates in my mind to a simple, no-nonsense, clip fed handgun. As other people have started with ones, I didn't see them as too game-breaking, and went looking for one myself, creating the second 'don't bother' situation in my short time playing.

My character is not interested in sniper rifles, chainguns, laser guns, whatever. She grew up close to the street, and jumps rooftops for a living. Something big would slow her down too much, so she likes to stick it to a standard handgun and knife, and I don't really see her wanting more for the extent of the game, really.

Back to the current situation, I would have been perfectly content with a [perception] message and a 'yep, still nothing but broken' for a good long while, but I was flat out told that the monsters had gone through and mangled every single weapon in the entire base, which didn't sit right for me for the reasons above. I then proceeded to tap the GM on the shoulder and go 'Really? Why?', and him and everyone else here proceeded to pretty much flip me the bird and tell me to go back to posting. Before I get all the replies otherwise, yes, there were exceptions, and thank you. But the general consensus was 'leave poor RJ alone, he's working so hard...'

So to sum it all up, all I ask for is some consideration, and a straight answer when I come to you with a question. Do that, and I can stand every single little wrench in the system, I just have to know why it's there, alright?

[ZeroSpace]

Guys mind posting on our thread now?
I am kinda busy.

[Pheonix Alugere]

Kayi, Azure might have more luck persuading Jill if she actually talked.

[Mamono Assault Force]

But... I am working hard...

[Kayi]

Kayi, Azure might have more luck persuading Jill if she actually talked.

I did talk. I gave a huge speech about why we should go on. -_-

No one replied to it really.

[ScrewDriver]

A nearby passing helicopter tells her all she needs to know, as it lands on the roof of Apple Inn, she knows that must be where to go.

Hurr, where have I seen that before?

"If anyone can hear this, proceed to Mercy Hospital!"

Mmmm, good times! PUNCH N SHOOT! PUNCH N SHOOT!

[Shrike7]

But... I am working hard...

I know you are, dear, but I'm trying to make this better for all involved. Its more work right now, and I know you may balk at that, but I'm trying to help. 'Kay?

[Mamono Assault Force]

VEN U QUESTION ZEE GM U MUST FASE THE SQUIRREL!!!



http://www.themaskedloser.com/images/squirrel.jpg


(Just horsing around. :D)

[Dreana]

yay back for the night now heh. RJ i gots a question. how many times would i have needed to stab that dog to actually kill it with my meager strength?

[ZeroSpace]

How does it get so Big?

[ScrewDriver]

That's what she said.

[Mamono Assault Force]

yay back for the night now heh. RJ i gots a question. how many times would i have needed to stab that dog to actually kill it with my meager strength?

On average... 6 times...

Yeah... Strength and dexterity is a must for melee weapons, but the upside is the slashing addition, one more strength and that bugger would have been dead in three slashes, with three strength it would have died in two.

[Pheonix Alugere]

How does it get so Big?

Sorry, I can't help myself:

That's what she said.

(Back in high school, the low brass section of the marching band threw those around all the time, even when it made no sense.)

[ScrewDriver]

D: But I called that line first! DX

edit:
RJ, how long will it be until I'm able to start?

[Mamono Assault Force]

(Back in high school, the low brass section of the marching band threw those around all the time, even when it made no sense.)

That's what she said.

[Mamono Assault Force]

D: But I called that line first! DX

edit:
RJ, how long will it be until I'm able to start?

Honestly, as soon as I can get around to thinking up another scenario.

[BurningGold]

That's what she said.

Kill yourself.

[Shrike7]

...

Can we joke around later? I'm trying to be serious about this.

[ZeroSpace]

Honestly, as soon as I can get around to thinking up another scenario.
And thats what she said.

[BurningGold]

RJ I'm kinda creative. Check out my choose your own adventure story if you don't belive me. I can think of a few scenario's for you.

[ScrewDriver]

Kill yourself.

No Dice - Screw Driver cannot self terminate. However, you can try the other three.

@RJ: A'ight, I'm going to head to bed then.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Of course, if anyone has any ideas for anyone that I haven't given a first chapter to, I'd love to hear some of it. In some cases like Zero, I just have no idea what to do.

So any help you're willing to offer is more than welcomed.

(that includes anyone that's willing to donate so many days into learning how to work the system as a GM. >.> It was hard to imagine, and I get a GOOD feeling that it'd be even harder to learn.)

[BurningGold]

Here is an idea.

A girl is in a forest outside of the city that the apple inn is at.
This girl is in this forest because a friend of hers wanted to go camping with her. The girl and her friend are sleeping in a tent or something when they are woken up by the sounds of some monster destoying their car. They have to escape, they need to get out of the forest and to the city.

Well thats just one half assed idea. Ill think of some more.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I was thinking of, "lone survivor" scenarios, except if you have a contact with you.

[BurningGold]

Oh. Well you could just edit the idea I gave you. The girl is just out in the forest because she likes to go camping or something. Or maybe she lives in a cabin.

[ZeroSpace]

OK, I got an idea for a lone survivor.
I will just use the name Mira for now.

Mira was waiting on a bus to return home, but the bus never arrived because you know, city under attack and shit. and she was waiting for the bus at like 11 something PM cause she worked at an office or some crap, and she OT'd. So now that no one is around to help her, she can try to make her way to the other side of town which is her home via walking. But of course she gets attacked yada yada yada? Oh and did I mention her house is down the block from the inn, so if she gets 'misled' and runs away from her home because the street is like full of monsters, she would run somewhere else and away the inn and her house...
and she has no gun. But she has a tazer :)

[Mamono Assault Force]

That reminds me of fun in the street.

"Wee! running through the street is fun!"

[ZeroSpace]

Sure, only this is more serious of course.
And I want to know that if you are in the inn and wants to fight random monsters outside, how would you work that out?

[Mamono Assault Force]

You go outside, a monster finds you, and either you beat it, or it rapes you. If you are knocked out in some fashion, you'll end up in a breeding den.

[ZeroSpace]

Can someone jump out of the inn and save your ass?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Only if they come with you, and, if it turns out no one wants to save you, or if said people fail to save you, Shiva will save you.

[BurningGold]

What happens when you are in the breeding den?
Do you just sit there unable to do anything at all?
No way of escape at all?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Well, you do get a sexy description of what it's like, but other than that, there is usually some way the monsters stop them from escaping. So, for the most part, you're pretty much screwed until you're saved, and even then, you lose all your gear on account of being naked.

However, should you come back from the den and have lower than 500 points, the Director will compensate you and raise your points back up to 500.

[ZeroSpace]

...can you have a thread about the den so the players can still interact to a certain degree?
That is if any of us lands in there.

[BurningGold]

Going to the Den sounds interesting.
I'm tempted to lose on purpose.
Also a den interaction place sounds fun.

[Mamono Assault Force]

There are various places, but if people are caught in the same area, they will indeed be able to interact.

But, if the six women on two different missions all got captured, only the original groups would be able to interact, and that's if they were nabbed at the same place, and by the same enemy type, other enemies will drag them somewhere within their own territory.

[Pheonix Alugere]

Query: Is Jillian still searching the Pharmacy or has she finished her search?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Jillian is in the pharmacy, and surrounding areas, looking for one hour.

[Kayi]

Azure never planned on searching for a whole hour. She asked for an hour because her goals were selfish. She wanted to use the monitors to keep an eye on the others and find valuables ahead of them. Since that plan failed, she's going with her standby plan of raiding the nurses stations for all kinds of things. But even that shouldn't take the whole hour. Maybe ten minutes tops to fill a shelf full of all kinds of things and prepare it for leaving.

P.S. Because there are many nursing stations on many floors, she may accidentally come across the other girls too.

(Edit, or come across whatever is causing all of the goo on the floor, or who knows what else.)

[Mamono Assault Force]

There's a reason why something hasn't snatched Azure yet, else, as deep as she's going, something would have.

[Kayi]

Booooooo!

I want her to be snatched ;-;

[Mamono Assault Force]

She's already got something in her snatch, please cum again when you've made a, deposit

[Kayi]

I'd make a deposit but our party member made her slow giving birth.

Can she find something in the hospital to speed it up again?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Giving birth is very stressful, and in order for the creature to have life, it drains yours, which will put you into shock again.

[ZeroSpace]

See, thats why I suggested my group stay together...
I might bail your asses out if you guys get captured...

[Mamono Assault Force]

I think they wanted to get captured.

[Kayi]

So you're saying we're pretty much immune to further rape once pregnant?

Wow, there's a strategy. Get raped from the start, impregnated, then walk around doing anything we want. Awesome.

Edit: Yes this is playful sarcasm :P Why not allow for multiple pregnancies, or other dirty things like that >:3

[Mamono Assault Force]

Because the monsters are only driven to want to rape fertile women,

Also, who wants to make a story for our new pal, Simca?

[Simca]

*wavies* :D

[ZeroSpace]

How about she just got back from camping and is on the edge of town?

[Pheonix Alugere]

That slime creature must have a really good stealth skill or I must have really bad luck. How sneaky can a blob of goo be that it can beat what's effectively a 5 perception that's unaffected by stealth bonuses?

[ZeroSpace]

Maybe your char was too busy pissin' her panties.
and update for our thread plz, I want to get back to the inn and start random encountering.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Because of it's skill, which allows it to move silently in it's lair, which you're in, which is how it snuck up on you, you'd have to be looking for an enemy, Jillian was relying on her hearing.

[Dreana]

unfortunately RJ i think i need to be heading to bed. its 4 a.m. so bedtime for me.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Guys, I'm gonna grab some coffee, keep an eye out for a new post in about 5 mins!

[Pheonix Alugere]

I'll be signing off pretty soon, too. It's rather late where I am.

[Simca]

I just woke up. so I'm fresh. XD

[Mamono Assault Force]

Also, who wants to make a story for our new pal, Simca?

Because my brain is on fire.

[ToxicShock]

Just going to sleep now babe, sorry.

[Kayi]

I'd offer to take her, but it's 4am here.

Guess I'm just going to finish raiding the hospital before I go to bed.

[Kayi]

Suggest that you make the first level of impregnation less pregnant then so you can keep molesting girls at that tier. Make the next two levels plump up until birth. :P

[Mamono Assault Force]

First level is a small lump, only hinting at the fact that she's pregnant.

[DeMatt]

Because my brain is on fire.

Seraph's a biker chick who just happens to be riding into the city when all the traffic lights etc. go dead. One of those sewer tentacle beasts grabs her ride when she stops at a newly-dead light, she jumps free before it gets her... work from there. Contact is another biker who was delayed by needing to get gas an hour ago, therefore he's (she's) not immediately present.

Serves Simca right for not including any backstory.

[Simca]

That works perfect. Hehe. But it's gotta be street bikes, not choppers. :P

[Mamono Assault Force]

Seraph's a biker chick who just happens to be riding into the city when all the traffic lights etc. go dead. One of those sewer tentacle beasts grabs her ride when she stops at a newly-dead light, she jumps free before it gets her... work from there. Contact is another biker who was delayed by needing to get gas an hour ago, therefore he's (she's) not immediately present.

SOLD!

[Simca]

I just want her having a katana, heh. It's her style. ^.^

[Mamono Assault Force]

I hope to finish up The bad idea bunker mission before I pass out, so anyone else after that, I apologize.

[DeMatt]

I hope to finish up The bad idea bunker mission before I pass out, so anyone else after that, I apologize.(The entrance to the bunker was large enough for a human to fit through, anything larger, such as a forklift, would have to have been assembled inside the bunker. Besides, I want to make this hard on you, as the mission board stated it was going to be hard. ;))
What Shrike7 refers to as a "hand forklift" is more commonly known as a pallet jack (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pallet_jack). They are common sights in grocery and department stores and can fit through standard doorways. A "supply bunker" would certainly have a few of these around to move pallets full of crates. Not to mention a loading dock capable of accepting a truck, which would have a door BIGGER than said truck. Although getting the crate down from the dock would be a pain in the ass. Yes, I did work in a warehouse for a time.

Let 'em have the pallet jack - it'll let them move faster and end the mission quicker. Next time you should do more preplanning.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Ah, I always called them, 'strollers'

>.>

[Mamono Assault Force]

I try to do preplanning, but I also try to mix and match updating the scenarios and answering questions.

Plus I'm tired, so my thought process isn't up to par.

[Shrike7]

THATS WHAT IT'S CALLED!!

thank you DeMatt, i worked in a newspaper mailroom for almost a year, we just called it a hand forklift for the most of it.

*hugs*

[Dreana]

pallet jacks are fun especially the electronic ones...but for being half asleep due to just waking i had to giggle slightly at the post RJ made with the tractor. again though still half asleep..many things are more funny or less funny when in these states.

[wallpaper]

I haven't read through all of the introduction chapters, so I don't know what all else has been done... but here are a few random suggestions:

Woman has managed to make it to your local police/fire station, finds post-chaos carnage, finds monsters. Apple Inn Chopper arrives after her incident when she manages to find a radio to call in, or somesuch.

Monster from the black lagoon! -- Woman was out for a late-night swim (assuming the lake is not too disgusting for swimming), or walking a dog around the local lake or pond. Encounter monster, encounter chopper or other survivors, as Apple Inn isn't too far away.

Mall Shelter -- Woman has joined a mall of other survivors, when extra generators cut out and pitch-black settles all around. -- Some kind of monster that can cast some kind of stun toxin through the air, though perhaps the woman is slightly immune to it as opposed to other mall-goers? Encounter, perhaps she gets to witness others getting nommed or dragged off before she gets rescued or choppered?

Breeding Den escape! Woman was out walking, got attacked by monsters and is now en route to a breeding den. Struggling now, either she escapes/finds the chopper or gets 'subdued' by the monsters, then rescued.

Mid-Fire Encounter: Woman escaping a house/building fire, encounters a monster (perhaps some strange fiery type?) while trying to escape.


...I can't think of any more off the top of my head. Feel free to snag and mutate those any way that makes sense to creating an intro thread.


And out of curiosity, since Inspired will begin to gain strange powers, does that open it up to other strange changes in mind (and body?) to happen? Maybe not exactly like corruption... but since there are so many strange monsters fucking around with women, it seems like a good opportunity to *ahem* insert a few little changes that may build over time, not just pregnancies? X3 Just saying.

[Kayi]

I just offered RJ to possibly host a mission for a group to help take the stress off of him a bit for today.

Planning a few out now in case he accepts. :P

[wallpaper]

XD Oh, that's a relief. I'm eager to see what kind of missions you two come up with!

[Mamono Assault Force]

Remember guys, my origonal plan was a erotic survival horror, so(given what Dematt said, I actually work on the story, which is undeniably a good idea. >.>) every setting has to be scary somehow.

[wallpaper]

Hence the disclaimer that you could twist any of those around, if you felt like using them... I was just trying to drop some more ideas since you sounded dried up!

[ToxicShock]

Can practice with weapons up it to anymore than 5? Cuz my knife skills are already at 4 and I'd like to be very effective with either that or an axe (3). If it can't go any higher than 5, how would we up our strength instead?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Though five is considered the limit, obviously, as far as things like strength go, it can go higher. But the experience needed shoots through the roof once you reach 5, so it's not recommended you aspire to go any higher.

Strength can be practiced anywhere, you can drop down right where your character is right now and start working out.

It drains the crap out of your stamina, but when you're hurtin' for strength, it's one of the only methods available to you.

[ToxicShock]

Coolio, now I just need an axe and a knife to practice with a bit, then work out like a beast. She's used to it anyway.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Yes, rarer weapons can be gained in three ways.

1: It becomes available in the shop

2: You find it, should I find it appropriate that you should find it.

Or, if someone else has it.

3: Steal/loot it off someone else.

[ToxicShock]

I can trade with other players too right? I mean, considering my high levels, I might be willing to pay for a gun, then hand that off to somebody for a knife.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Points are directly controlled by the Director, so you can't trade those as compensation. But survivors may trade at any time, and even give stuff away should they be generous enough.

[Simca]

Morning everyone~

[TheWeirdOne]

I'm curious on how stamina works now... Is orange bad or good... although I'm assuming good <.<

[Pheonix Alugere]

Morning everyone~

'Ello

[Mamono Assault Force]

Five levels of how good of a state your status is in.

100% = Green

75% = Yellow

50% = Orange

25% = Red

0% and lower = Danger

[Mamono Assault Force]

By the way, this is similar to what the .32 cals look like, they're smaller than they appear, as shrike as stated, but the bullets they fire are nowhere near, 'pellets' They're just small bullets.

http://unblinkingeye.com/Guns/B_B/Browning_Bufalo2Lt.jpg

[wallpaper]

This is going to sound dumb, but I'm such a gun-noob. Do .32 handguns pack more punch than .22 rifles? I know the bullets that a .22 fires are measely little suckers, but the rifles themselves are bigger so I can't help but think they have more power. XD Or do the gages of rifle and pistol bullets not line up the same, so the numbers don't mean anything?

[TheWeirdOne]

This is going to sound dumb, but I'm such a gun-noob. Do .32 handguns pack more punch than .22 rifles? I know the bullets that a .22 fires are measely little suckers, but the rifles themselves are bigger so I can't help but think they have more power. XD Or do the gages of rifle and pistol bullets not line up the same, so the numbers don't mean anything?

Oh don't worry about being a gun noob. I had no idea what a .32 was before he posted that picture.

EDIT: I meant what it looked like >.> I knew it was gun.

[Mamono Assault Force]

According to my charts, indeed a .22 rifle does a little more damage than a .32.

I'm not going to say this is gold, or that it's a fact, as shrike would likely just lecture me again.

[ZeroSpace]

That depends on the gun's power, as in the velocity of the launched bullets, so if the rifle shoots the bullet at a higher velocity it's gonna do more damage.
Like a .44 mag is a bullet for revolvers. or a desert eagle which does insane damage (Shooting one hurts you a bit).
So the gun and the bullets/cartridge affects a gun's damage a lot.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Firing a revolver such as that requires high strength, or else it'll just fly out of your hand.

Firing it successively can wear you out, but it doesn't cause injury.

[wallpaper]

I see! I remember that the kick on a .45 colt was hard on the wrists even when using both of them to steady it, when my dad took me out to the gun range, so I kind of base my perceptions of firearms between that and the .22 rifle that I tried as well. (XD I lamely didn't play with it as long as I wanted to, as my arms got tired of holding it up. Oh well!)

[Mamono Assault Force]

Remember guys, you may at all times, go outside with two other friends and fight monsters, or be raped by them.

Should you be getting bored, I highly recommend this.

You can go alone, to. ;)

[Kayi]

Unfortunately you can't run out on your own for fun while you're in the middle of a mission, and Azure is still kinda stuck doing nothing at the moment...

[Mamono Assault Force]

I can't post for Dreana unless I have permission.

Dreana is also the one who we're waiting on. :rolleyes:

[ZeroSpace]

So a nurse, a doctor, and a thief walks into the ER room...

[Mamono Assault Force]

And the thief gets raped by the drugged doctor and nurse!

Good one, right?

[wallpaper]

Claire: "Hey, Christie? Let's tell that director lady to stick her board in her pipe and smoke it -- we're not monster hunters, let's go find something more interesting to do!"

XD I may try to take you up on the Guardwoman's 'go out and hunt' option once Claire's out from the weapon-shop, so don't mind her bitching and griping. That's all in character stuff. Out of character, I'm quite enjoying what's going on. :D

[ScrewDriver]

I'm still waiting to start too!
HAHA! So my plan is feasible then! They're only after "fertile" women eh? >3

I was kinda hoping for something like Left 4 Dead, save for the zombie part. You know, last surviving people on the planet, or at least the last of the poor saps that didn't get out of town in time.

World is overrun by monsters out to get you, and the few other people you can find are your friends now. The city is your play ground, but it is one that is dangerous and possibly fatal. I would like to know why these monsters suddenly appeared, and how they cleaned out the streets so effectively, save for dragging them off for breeding.

[wallpaper]

I would like to know why these monsters suddenly appeared, and how they cleaned out the streets so effectively, save for dragging them off for breeding.

I'm hoping that's part of RJ's big supar-awesome plotline idea. XD Executed well, that could be a pretty fun and major find!

[ScrewDriver]

Indeed!

Hmm, I wonder how effective fire is against tentacle monsters...

[ZeroSpace]

I'm hoping that's part of RJ's big supar-awesome Ripoffed plotline idea. XD Executed well, that could be a pretty fun and major find!

Fix'd XD
Cause we all know how much RE and L4D influenced this.

[xivvix]

~~~Temptation to attack both of you with Raptor Frog... Rising...~~~
Huh? :confused:

[ZeroSpace]

YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WRATH OF RAPTORFROG?

[wallpaper]

Somewhat off topic, but I just wanted to give you guys a heads up.

...then she vigorously started rubbing her clitoris against Kali's sex.

From experience, this sort of position really isn't very comfortable or as hot as it sounds. :P I doubt someone'd get to orange or red status from that alone! XD Imagine the awkwardness of trying to mash two very small pleasure centers together while contending with flailing legs AND fighting gravity, and you'll get a better picture, I think.

Just saying, hands or tongues or, heck, found phallic objects do the trick way better than random surprise!scissoring/tribbing. Even if one grinds against the other's thigh... not quite so exciting for both parties (most of the time! :D) but it's a little more realistic.

/steps off soap-box

(Sorry, I just have a hard time enjoying reading a thread when something so "lol, it doesn't work like that!" pops out at me. XD)

[Mamono Assault Force]

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/eb52b4bccdebef326073fb153dbeb6f8.gif

[wallpaper]

If there's a picture there, it's not loading for me. D: Is it the squirrel? Not the squirrel! *runs and hides*

[TheWeirdOne]

If there's a picture there, it's not loading for me. D: Is it the squirrel? Not the squirrel! *runs and hides*

I think he did it as a joke as in "I'm so mad at you I'm gonna kill you" type of silence.

Either way it made me laugh.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Here's the link

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/eb52b4bccdebef326073fb153dbeb6f8.gif

[xivvix]

Foh oh tree.

[TheWeirdOne]

Here's the link

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/eb52b4bccdebef326073fb153dbeb6f8.gif

Forbidden

I'm gonna stick with my theory. (that has been proven wrong)