AWMBI - Discussion

[TheWeirdOne]

Psh Emily would have had fun with her seeing how depressed she was and how the slime made her horny.

[Keylo]

Speaking of which, wouldn't Iris be technically at a disadvantage in the duel if the slime was still making her feel "heated"? (Course that'd be balanced by the fact Luna's not at 100% from lack of actual combat in a while + fatigue from training...)

[Kayi]

Poor Azure has no one too. ;_;

The only people she's liked have either turned into real twats or already have someone else.

[ZeroSpace]

Dam it RJ, Lin is talking to the sniper guy!
Respond or something.
AND.
I bet Jesse is acutally a evil person bent on bringing the inn down.

[Keylo]

Random musing... I wonder what Luna's reaction would be to Selena's "torture room" if she accidentally stumbled upon it... (can't think of an appropriate response, as Kitty abuse isn't enough to set off "THOU ART FILTHY FILTHY FILTHY!", but it would be something she would particularly approve of either.)

[Mamono Assault Force]

Dam it RJ, Lin is talking to the sniper guy!
Respond or something.
AND.
I bet Jesse is acutally a evil person bent on bringing the inn down.

The man returned to his position on the side of the building, taking three more shots before saying something to Lin,

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=116&pictureid=1360"And what exactly did you find curious about me?"

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[Mamono Assault Force]

Bad news, I've gotta cook dinner again.

I'm gonna be gone for an hour or two at the most, I'm sorry! :D

[BurntToast]

Ill be waiting for you to get back.

[ZeroSpace]

The man returned to his position on the side of the building, taking three more shots before saying something to Lin,

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=116&pictureid=1360"And what exactly did you find curious about me?"

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=116&pictureid=1245
"You are the new guy." Lin answered simply.

[ToxicShock]

*twiddles thumbs*



Psst.. the secret is... they're not my thumbs ;)

[TheWeirdOne]

ROFL At BG and Luna... Literally rolling on the floor...

[BurningGold]

ROFL At BG and Luna... Literally rolling on the floor...

What's so funny?

[TheWeirdOne]

Your sister thing. I read it then just started laughing uncontrollably =P

sorry about that -_-

[Keylo]

You can laugh more when you find out Luna has no idea regarding why Iris went "OMG" on her.

[TheWeirdOne]

I laugh at pretty much anything... Like every post by RJ that I read causes me to go insane from laughter.

[Mamono Assault Force]

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=116&pictureid=1245
"You are the new guy." Lin answered simply.

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=116&pictureid=1360"Aren't there other new people around here?" he said with a hinted suggestion.

[Keylo]

Yeah... just realized that Luna was beginning to act a "tiny bit" too nice... and wasn't all obsessing over killing the one that humiliated like she should be. Thus the reason for the internal monolouge in my recent post.

[TheWeirdOne]

It's too bad Emily can't hear the crazy and all she can see is the expressions on the two girls faces as she waits for them to stop talking and walk over to Iris =P

[Keylo]

On that note, if Luna does give in and confirm Iris as her sister, we're going to have a whole "obsession" problem... simply as Luna is the type of character to obsess over things. (Whether or not people are worthy to exist... getting revenge on the Goddess despite her survival instincts telling her to STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HER... yeah.)

[TheWeirdOne]

Then deny until her brain explodes from cognitive dissonance.

[Kayi]

I officially like our sniper. And Azure would adore him.

[BurningGold]

I just had an idea.
Lets all have a contest to see whos character can get fucked by David first.
Winner gets to rape Lin.

[Mamono Assault Force]

A contest to win David's heart?

Very interesting idea! Especially the raping Lin part!

[TheWeirdOne]

Can I sit in the corner and pretend this never happened?

[Keylo]

Pretend what never happened?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Pretend what never happened?

Exactly.

>.>

<.<

[Kayi]

<3 teh sniper

[Keylo]

Luna forfeits from that contest before it even begins IC, so I can't rape Lin D:... Noooooo ;_;!

[BurningGold]

Umm... I can't think of anything to say.
So here is a random picture.

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm1/ZorakXSlayer/Funny%20Pictures/FalconPunch.jpg

[Mamono Assault Force]

Luna forfeits from that contest before it even begins IC, so I can't rape Lin D:... Noooooo ;_;!

Noooooo! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s)

[BurningGold]

By the way, Raptor.
Go post in the Selena's bedroom topic.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I PM'd loli about a little thing, still waitin' on a reply.

[BurningGold]

I PM'd loli about a little thing, still waitin' on a reply.

What was it about?

[Mamono Assault Force]

A small, little, itty bitty thing.

[BurningGold]

A small, little, itty bitty thing.

Which would be...?

[ZeroSpace]

This.
http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=63&pictureid=1396
LOLI. IN. A. BAG.

[ZeroSpace]

Sorry for double post... but I felt like it.
What happens if Lin was the 1st to get laid with Mr.Sniper?
Or are you not gonna let it happen RJ?

[Keylo]

In other news, Lin gets a medal for making me headdesk a good fifteen times at how dense she is.

[Mamono Assault Force]

You can have sex with NPC's :p

But Lin is losing points with David...

(Lin's seduction status with David: Danger)

[BurningGold]

Dibs on the director.

[TheWeirdOne]

She's eventually going to end up dieing while playing in traffic anyhow so David might as well use her now.... unless he likes dead bodies...

[ZeroSpace]

You know RJ, I DID say I am gonna break him, not love him.

[Keylo]

She's eventually going to end up dieing while playing in traffic anyhow so David might as well use her now.... unless he likes dead bodies...

Um, what traffic? Last I checked all traffic was either dead or being humped by horny monsters...

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'm sure a stray car would somehow manage to hit Lin.

[Kayi]

Wow, Lin just can't take a hint that he's shot her down at every turn. XD

[TheWeirdOne]

It's a bit of an inside joke... Also Lin's first scenario was her playing in the street so I ended up making a comment about crazy Lin along those lines.

[BurningGold]

Iris looks at Lin like she's a silly kitten about to be killed by a dog.

[BurningGold]

I now know why David didn't want to go to the apple inn.
It wasn't because of the director...
It was because of Lin.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I now know why David didn't want to go to the apple inn.
It wasn't because of the director...
It was because of Lin.

OH TEH NOES! MY PLOT HAS BEEN REVEALED!

[ZeroSpace]

Haha, watch, Lin is gonna be hated, than Rin comes in and David gets along with her.

[Keylo]

In other news, now that we've basically established Luna and Iris as sisters. Who's the younger sister and who's the older sister?

[TheWeirdOne]

The correct answer to your question is BOTH Keylo.

[Keylo]

Oh dear god. Twins. Joy.

[ZeroSpace]

I don't really care about the age.
I just want to know who gets the top.

[TheWeirdOne]

If they're twins I sure as hell hope Iris dyes her hair or else something odd happened to them in the womb.

[Keylo]

Last I checked, Luna already had white hair. (Of course the pic is a bit skewed die to the lighting so I'm going to have to find the other one...)

[TheWeirdOne]

Well then, obviously we are never allowed to speak of this moment again... and if you do I'll suddenly appear out of nowhere and take your soul.

[ZeroSpace]

Typing random things is so fun.
(For Lin only though, cause RJ really screwed up her character development, by making her insane lol.)

[Keylo]

I don't really care about the age.
I just want to know who gets the top.

Damn you and your predictions. Now I want to know as well.

[Kayi]

When does the next day start? We were already pushing nighttime on our mad dash back to the Inn from our mission.

... also. I want to call dibs on David next <3 (which sadly must be tomorrow since Lin is drooling all over him, and I need to sleep some soon)

[TheWeirdOne]

When does the next day start? We were already pushing nighttime on our mad dash back to the Inn from our mission.

... also. I want to call dibs on David next <3 (which sadly must be tomorrow since Lin is drooling all over him, and I need to sleep some soon)

When Emily and Azure were on the same mission together she told him about the sniper... You could always use that as a good excuse for wanting to get an interview =P

[ZeroSpace]

Oh no, Lin's not. She's just bored as hell like she says she is.
Not to mention finding out that her Sister lost all her memories was a very nice surprise for her.

[Mamono Assault Force]

As soon as everyone gets done with nighttime fun (Iris and Luna, and maybe River, Caitlyn, and Claire, but I think they're waiting to.) I'll go ahead and throw the next day up.

[BurningGold]

Now would be a good time for Emily to come out of nowhere and talk to Iris and meet Luna.

[Kayi]

Oh I have several ins for the sniper. Having heard about him is just one more easy way to go up and greet him.

I just wanted to call him <3 *greedy*

And since her stamina is still Red/Borderline Danger, I was curious when she can rest up.

[TheWeirdOne]

WHOO THAT'S MY CUE!

[ZeroSpace]

I have no clue where I am going with this, but it's not gonna end well if Lin.
Cause I am making it awkward.

[TheWeirdOne]

Nice one BG.... Now hurry and modify that post!

[Shrike7]

HOLY HELL YOU PEOPLE POST TOO MUCH!!!

Fifteen pages. In the last two days. Two of them in the last hour. I read so long, my cell phone died and i had to switch to the public computer...

In other news, River is in on the game as well, and seeing as how nighttime is fast approaching, she's going to go up and look for other lights in the city.

[BurningGold]

Hi Shrike.
You should have River speak to Iris some time. =p

Oh and TheWeirdOne, before the goddess mission, want to go on a lotting run with Iris and Luna?

[Keylo]

Hi Shrike.
You should have River speak to Iris some time. :p

Oh and TheWeirdOne, before the goddess mission, want to go on a lotting run with Iris and Luna?

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Hell no. Looting run before a mission = massive stamina drain and possibly death. That and I want to see where the plot is going already... :X (After the goddess mission is fine in my book.)

[TheWeirdOne]

I wouldn't mind but it looks like Keylo doesn't =P. Emily is gonna have to make new friends! NOOOOUUUU!!!

[BurningGold]

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Hell no. Looting run before a mission = massive stamina drain and possibly death. That and I want to see where the plot is going already... :X (After the goddess mission is fine in my book.)


I'd rather not run out at the goddess mission today or tomorrow.
I'd think it be a good idea to do that mission on Friday when we all have plenty of free time from school and work.
So We'd have enough time for a mission right?

[Keylo]

>.>;; True... *sigh*. Guess we'll go for the looting run then.

[Shrike7]

Been meaning to do that, just so happens that they never seem to be in the building at the same time, go figure :\

Also, Heading home from work in about ten minutes, will be back on after that :)

[Mamono Assault Force]

Was River intending on getting busy with David? ;)

Or is she just gonna ask a few questions, then head to bed?

[Shrike7]

I don't really know, she isn't going to push for it, but she would if it 'came up', pun intended. Might get one more post in before I book it for home, you going to be on after that?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Yup.

[Shrike7]

Alright then, my time's up, I'll see you then ;)

[Mamono Assault Force]

Okey dokey, smokey!

[BurningGold]

Night everyone.

[Shrike7]

morning ;)

[Mamono Assault Force]

Good mornin' guvnah!

[Keylo]

Well then, shall we start having characters wake up from the night?

[Mamono Assault Force]

I was working on the morning post some time ago, then fell asleep! :p

[TheWeirdOne]

RJ you are amazing.

[Keylo]

You were writing about everyone waking up, yet you yourself fell asleep. That can only mean one thing.

THE POST IS A LIE!

[Tomoe]

Good afternoon all :D.

I'm taking a part in the seduction of David. I'll take a crack at him after Shrike? Or is Kayi after Shrike? Anyhow, I have to gather info first :D!

[Mamono Assault Force]

Try and stave it off until next morning, so we can get the day along, and everyone will have lots of energy to hump David! :D

[Keylo]

Poor David everyone is trying to get laid with him since he's the only male around, thank the heavens for lesbians?

[DeMatt]

Maybe if that helicopter pilot would up and grow a pair, there'd be two males around.:p

*pokes RJ* Had a chance to read my PM?

[TheWeirdOne]

Poor David everyone is trying to get laid with him since he's the only male around, thank the heavens for lesbians?

And bis..


Hey RJ do you want us to start our own private room threads in the subforum?

[Keylo]

And bis..


Bis would still try to get laid with him, so that doesn't help.

[BurningGold]

I doubt Iris would have the slightist chance to get laid with David because after he heard her childish beliefs he prolly looks at her as a kid.
At the most a little sister or something.

[thetwo]

So... do we do the goddess mission now or wait until it's almost dark? :P

[BurningGold]

So... do we do the goddess mission now or wait until it's almost dark? :P

I think we're waiting until friday.

[Tomoe]

Why, Friday? I say sooner.

[Rule 34]

So, did my character spot any nightly creatures from the roof? Or did she at least learn something?

[BurningGold]

Why, Friday? I say sooner.

Friday because usually everyone has the most freetime then.
Besides Keylo and I and TheWeirdOne were going on a looting run today.
I guess we could do it wednesday or Thursday if its a big deal.

[Keylo]

Actually, I won't be home on Friday... and Thursday is my final deadline for many things so... Wednesday is best for me.

[thetwo]

Is there time for a looting run if we're doing the mission tomorrow? If there is, Jenn probably would like to meet the other girls going on the mission...

[Keylo]

Err tomoe, goddess mission has already been signed up for by three people >_>;;

[DeMatt]

Hey... where'd the guards on the basement go? Them being absent for Iris and Emily's little adventure made sense, because everyone was busy getting drunk. That's not happening this morning, though...

[Keylo]

Well lets see... rapist slimes in basement + possibly sleepy female guards... I think we can guess what happened to them? :P

[DeMatt]

Well lets see... rapist slimes in basement + possibly sleepy female guards... I think we can guess what happened to them? :PGreat, so Meredith and Sekia are gonna discover one, possibly two pregnant NPCs, before being set upon by the remaining three or two (respectively) slimegirls...

...because the NPCs would've been able to leave just like the PCs if they'd finished giving birth.

[Tomoe]

Where does it say that 3 is the maximum number?

[Keylo]

Where does it say that 3 is the maximum number?

Here. (http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/showpost.php?p=44524&postcount=3)

Although Raptor made an exception for the Goddess mission and upped the limit to 3 despite it being a plotline mission.

[ToxicShock]

Try and stave it off until next morning, so we can get the day along, and everyone will have lots of energy to hump David! :D

I actually have no sexual intention between david and josie, but it does seem like at least getting along with him is a challenge and I'd like to at least try that.
He seems almost intolerable

[Mamono Assault Force]

I actually have no sexual intention between david and josie, but it does seem like at least getting along with him is a challenge and I'd like to at least try that.
He seems almost intolerable

David favors himself a loner, hence his presence at the mall, alone. So, he's definitely not easy to talk to! :p

[Keylo]

On another note, I need to send Luna down to the basement some time... and have her do a "cleansing" *cough*. Otherwise we're going to have an army of slimes ready to rape/kill everyone in the inn at this rate.

[BurningGold]

Hey Raptor, how about giving me some time to visit the shop before doing the mission? I need a new sword, armor, and gun ammo.

[TheWeirdOne]

Oh dear Emily is sleeping late so she's going to miss signing up....

=P

[Keylo]

Likewise, I really don't think normal clothes and a single (half-clip?) of ammo is going to last Luna.

[Tomoe]

I concede, Loli. Ahh, I just hope you guys are all inspired characters. *check char sheet*

[thetwo]

Yar, I was thinking about asking for some real armor for a real mission as well... unless it'll significantly slow me down.

Also, I have a new prediction: Jenn, Iris, Luna, and the director win the mission without trouble. Then they come home, hear about the army of slimes in the basement, and try to purge it. They fail. >.>

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'm gonna hafta not recommend getting armor for this one...

It's just not gonna take ya the distance with her powers...

[BurningGold]

Tell me, will the goddess be the only enemy or will there be others?

And I still want a new sword and some ammo.

[Keylo]

Fine, ditch the armor. But I still want ammo...

[Mamono Assault Force]

Tell me, will the goddess be the only enemy or will there be others?

And I still want a new sword and some ammo.

Aww... You want me to spoil the surprise?

[Keylo]

I vote we just get the ammo/sword and go. Can't hurt to have those either way.

[BurningGold]

Aww... You want me to spoil the surprise?

I'm getting the armor. It's better then jeans and a shirt and it won't hurt to get it.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'm getting the armor. It's better then jeans and a shirt and it won't hurt to get it.

Before you do that... Remember what happened to Luna's clothes?

[BurningGold]

Before you do that... Remember what happened to Luna's clothes?

If there are enemys I have to face before the goddess then the armor should be useful.
If you tell me there arn't any enemys before the goddess then I wouldn't bother getting the armor.

[ZeroSpace]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I am bored.

[Tomoe]

No metagaming pls..

[Mamono Assault Force]

You can do whatever you want. :p

[Keylo]

Then I'll take the armor alongside the ammo :V.

[TheWeirdOne]

Hey BG if you want Iris to go to Emily's room and wake her up I don't mind.

<.< giving you notice so you won't have to ask =P

[BurningGold]

You never know what Raptor is going to pull out of his top hat so you always have to be ready.
I've learnd that lesson, luckily not the hard way.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Remember, none of your characters know where to look for the woman, the maid will brief you on the details.

I don't know why people are just walking out with no idea where the woman in white is! XD

[BurningGold]

Raptor, I thought you said the director was going to help us with this mission.
I figured she was going to lead the party.

[Tomoe]

Haha just realized that none of them are inspired! Good luck. I'll make sure to rescue you ;).

[Keylo]

Well for now, our characters are congregating at the shop or outside I guess so...yeah.

Edit: By the way... how viable is "dual wielding" with two swords? ( I can imagine less damage but two rolls in exchange, or perhaps less accuracy...but...is it allowed? :P)

[BurningGold]

Haha just realized that none of them are inspired! Good luck. I'll make sure to rescue you ;).

Last I checked inspired characters were not the only characters that could take the goddess on.

Let me post something Raptor sent me.


Let me look at my data folder...

Vina

Luna

Iris

Kali

Sera

Selena

And Jenn

Pair three of those girls together and you're good to go.

He said those were the girls best suited for the mission.
I think we're going to be fine.

[ZeroSpace]

screw you guys, I have a sister to save.
EDIT: Who wants to come?

[Kayi]

Maybe if that helicopter pilot would up and grow a pair, there'd be two males around.:p

Further proof the pilot is useless.

[Tomoe]

Hmm the mission suggestions stated that it was a good idea to be inspired though.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Hmm the mission suggestions stated that it was a good idea to be inspired though.

Combat effective/inspired

Give or take.

[Shrike7]

Maybe if that helicopter pilot would up and grow a pair, there'd be two males around.:p

Actually, there's a third. Everyone remember Cal? I'm sure he'd be more than happy to fill anyone and everyone's needs ;)

[ZeroSpace]

So yeah, RJ can Lin go save Rin now?
(Or at least put the mission up or just say it's a invisable mission)
Unless you want to delay it.

[Kayi]

*sighs huffily*
Well if the director's bitches are fawning over David as well, that kills all interest I had in him.

Poor Azure. You guys keep fighting over David... I'll mope around and hope for a decent guy to come along.

[Keylo]

*sighs huffily*
Well if the director's bitches are fawning over David as well, that kills all interest I had in him.

Poor Azure. You guys keep fighting over David... I'll mope around and hope for a decent guy to come along.

Now the question is, will we have to at one point, "switch sides" and kill the director? She honestly gives off one of the "secret final boss" feelings...

[Kayi]

Where is the More Survivors mission going to lead us?
Are we checking other hotels?
Are we going to search the forest where Azure saw cultists?
Check malls for girls lingering around?

Depending on where we're going to search, Azure may be very, very interested.

[BurningGold]

I'm really hoping that David says something with meaning to Iris.

[ZeroSpace]

Alright Shrike, I want to go with you on the mission, IF RJ doesn't pop the Save Rin mission up.
And I am cooking, so if theres enough people before I am back from goceries, etc. and get done cooking, you can leave me here.

[Shrike7]

I'm about to leave for work, so you have time to do your stuff. Ill be back on in about 50-60 minutes from now.

[thetwo]

Regarding armor... I've now decided that getting armor for this mission is inadvisable.

RJ as much as said it'd be useless against the goddess, and while we might face things before her... we'll face them with 3 of the best combat-ready girls and the director.

The only reasons left to get armor are in-character, I guess. Luna probably doesn't really respect the combat abilities of Jenn or Iris... but she *knows* the "goddess" can tear up clothing/armor with a snap of her fingers.

Jenn hasn't really run into anything that made her wish she had armor. More strength and agility, sure, but if anything armor would make one less agile.

[Mamono Assault Force]

but she *knows* the director can tear up clothing/armor with a snap of her fingers.

The Director can do that!?!

I wish I could tear women's clothing off with a snap of my fingers... :(

[BurningGold]

Kayi, how would Azure react if she found out what Iris was doing?

[Keylo]

Speaking of Azure, I'm also curious if she would have heard of Luna's past, seeing as she was allegedly a "mass murderer" during times of civilty and peace.

[Kayi]

Kayi, how would Azure react if she found out what Iris was doing?

I don't know, what IS Iris doing?

Speaking of Azure, I'm also curious if she would have heard of Luna's post, seeing as she was allegedly a "mass murderer" during times of civilty and peace.

No idea what you mean. You'd need to clarify.

[Keylo]

I don't know, what IS Iris doing?



No idea what you mean. You'd need to clarify.


Fixed. Massive FAIL typo.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I rather enjoyed Luna's post. :D

[Keylo]

I rather enjoyed Luna's post. :D

Which one? :X

[BurningGold]

I don't know, what IS Iris doing?


Going after the Goddess today.

[thetwo]

The Director can do that!?!

I wish I could tear women's clothing off with a snap of my fingers... :(

Ah ha! You fell for my trap, revealing that the director in fact does not have that particular power! This is what I was doing, tricking you into revealing a negative. I wasn't confusing two major characters. Nobody thinks I confused two major characters.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Ah ha! You fell for my trap, revealing that the director in fact does not have that particular power! This is what I was doing, tricking you into revealing a negative. I wasn't confusing two major characters. Nobody thinks I confused two major characters.

I could always just edit her abilities.

>:3

[Keylo]

Ah ha! You fell for my trap, revealing that the director in fact does not have that particular power! This is what I was doing, tricking you into revealing a negative. I wasn't confusing two major characters. Nobody thinks I confused two major characters.

I wouldn't be too happy if I were you, that just means she doesn't need to rip everyone's clothes apart to beat the living stuffing out of our characters. Seeing as she can pierce that WTF barrier or scare the "Goddess" enough to make her flee.

[Kayi]

Fixed. Massive FAIL typo.

What typo?

[Keylo]

What typo?


I'm also curious if she would have heard of Luna's post, seeing as she was allegedly a "mass murderer" during times of civilty and peace.

I meant to say "past" as opposed to "post".

[Mamono Assault Force]

This just in!

There have been many murders of alleged corrupt figures in various cities, each dieing in a strangely similar fashion. We go to Tom with the story. Tom?

Tom: "THERE'S BLOOD ERVRY-WHERE!!!!"

Thanks, Tom.

[Shrike7]

okay, #1: You should have had it Ollie, not Tom.

#2: I've gona and forgot my cell at home... again... This means that I will be able to post rougly three hours from now, and again 5 after that. needless to say, If my mission starts, feel free to NPC River if needed :\

[BurningGold]

I'm confused at what Jesse just said.

[Mamono Assault Force]

okay, #1: You should have had it Ollie, not Tom.

Where's Tom, Ollie?

Ollie: "HE'S DEAD!"

Thanks, Ollie.

[Shrike7]

haha, much better :)

[Keylo]

Where's Tom, Ollie?

Ollie: "HE'S DEAD!"

Thanks, Ollie.

Luna: *gunshot*

*Ollie dies on camera*

Luna: "Incompetent reporters are not fit to exist."

[Mamono Assault Force]

I'm confused at what Jesse just said.

Iris said she might not survive, and that she'd stay with Jesse if she did.

Don't you think that'd pull at someone's heart strings a little? Not only would she be sad and embarrassed, she'd also be worried about Iris as well.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Remember, Jesse's a very sensitive woman, be careful what you say around her.

[Keylo]

Remember, Jesse's a very sensitive woman, be careful what you say around her.

That's exactly why it's fun to watch her cr- Err... I mean... Yeah, be careful what you say around her...

[BurningGold]

Iris said she might not survive, and that she'd stay with Jesse if she did.

Don't you think that'd pull at someone's heart strings a little? Not only would she be sad and embarrassed, she'd also be worried about Iris as well.

Iris wanted Jesse to know how she felt about her before she left, knowing that she very well may not return.

Also Iris is talking to people about how she is going and may not return because she doesn't want people wondering what happened to her if she does die.

She also offered to stay with Jesse because I'm thinking Iris's character would be willing to have one night stands with people important to her, kinda like Emily.

Blah. What should Iris say to Jesse now?

[Keylo]

Iris wanted Jesse to know how she felt about her before she left, knowing that she very well may not return.

Also Iris is talking to people about how she is going and may not return because she doesn't want people wondering what happened to her if she does die.

She also offered to stay with Jesse because I'm thinking Iris's character would be willing to have one night stands with people important to her, kinda like Emily.

Blah. What should Iris say to Jesse now?

Um... something along the lines of:

"I just wanted to let you know how I felt before I left..."

?

(Do hurry up... I want to get going with the Goddess mission already..)

[ToxicShock]

I don't want to cut anyone out of the "more survivors" mission with river. If anyone plans on joining that, please post it here so I'll back off and do a looting run instead. Even if you're not the one who was interested, say I missed someones post about how they wanted to do it, go ahead and tell me. I just don't want to step on any toes. I'll give it like an hour, I gotta shower and clean up and stuff.

[Keylo]

*prods BG, RJ, and TT*

Are you guys going to continue with the shops thread or what?

[thetwo]

Pretty sure I'm the last one who posted... and that it's your turn next. :P

[Mamono Assault Force]

I just didn't know what to have Jesse say, Iris said she might up and vanish right before saying she'll stay with Jesse if she comes back.

That's definitely the highway to making someone like her break down in tears with worry for a girl she likes.

[BurningGold]

Ol Raptor isn't making things easy on Iris.
I guess ill just have Iris say " I... I don't know... I didn't want to hurt you..."

Iris isn't good with people( -2 charisma.) so this makes sense right?


Also, Emily might have some competition for Iris. Lol.

[Mamono Assault Force]

But it makes Jesse sad, T.T

[thetwo]

Bah, just tell her you'll be with the director and other women, you're sure you'll be fine.

Step up and declare we're going to win this, even if you don't believe it.

[Keylo]

Yup... and TheTwo, Luna is already waiting elsewhere. Otherwise we'd have to go through another "OMG sequence" (well we'll have to anyway later on) when Iris and Luna find out that the other is going on the mission as well.

[thetwo]

So... shall we move to the goddess thread now? >.>

[ZeroSpace]

How many people can sign up for the 'More survivor?' quest?

[Keylo]

Three, as it's not a "normal" plotline mission, but just a general mission.

[Kayi]

Let's try to kick off a quick posting, active play group for More Survivors!

[ZeroSpace]

Well Lin is in this freeze frame with the NPC guard woman.
So suddenly moving from such a important scene will cause her character to be weird and unsensable since she's very worried about her sister.
If she was gonna go on the mission, she wouldn't want to wear your w.e thingie since her primary goal is to walk around the city searching for her sister.
(That is if RJ can finally indicate that Rin is somewhere out there lost.)

[wallpaper]

I'd like to chuck Claire out on a mission sometime soon -- she's got decent guns now (2 ain't -too- bad, I'd say! XD) -- but I won't be posting every hour so I may be slow. Janna says she'd like to hook Caitlyn up, so we'd need a brawler/gunner/smash-things person along for the ride.

Anything left open? (Sorry, didn't have time to skim the discussion thread when there was 10+ pages since last check! :C)

[wallpaper]

Also, lol, I'd noticed the 'who can seduce the sniper first?' thread and giggled. XD It would be fun to win with one of the few gals who isn't actually attracted to men -- hooray for drama!

[Kayi]

Random Question.

If you have two handguns, can you dual-aimed shot? Or can you Double-Triple-Shot? (And if so, are there any additional penalties for it? How big of penalties?)

[Keylo]

Let me extend on that question, if you have two swords, can you attack using both at once?

[Mamono Assault Force]

If you do more than one shot, it doesn't count as an aimed shot, as you need to look down the iron sights of the handgun in order to aim properly.

You can fire six times, but the penalty is massive for people with anything but near mastery with the handgun.

[TheWeirdOne]

... can you dual wield... a gun and a sword?

I wanted to make my character shoot left handed and use a sword with her right because I do that and like it <.<

[thetwo]

Trying to fight with two swords at the same time when you've never tried it before is like trying to write with two pencils at the same time, I'd say. It's technically possible - most letters have multiple strokes if you'd really like to try it, but mostly you'll just be effectively wielding one sword that weighs twice as much.

(I.e. you'll swing both along the same/parallel paths, and grip each half as tightly, and generally be at *best* slightly less effective then you were with just one. And it would just look silly with a rapier anyway. And if you try to wield them independently it'd be like writing the same sentence with two pencils, one from each end. Of course, if you trained with two swords as much as you did with one, it'd be another story, but I don't think anyone has "5" in swords and even that might not do it.)

In short, Jenn wouldn't wield a second sword if it fell into her hand during the fight.

[Kayi]

I think there should simply be a dual-weapon skill added in for any viable weapons.

Guns are easy enough, line up the sights and fire off on the same thing (low skill required to function, but would only give additional firing benefits).

Swords, you may not fight the same way with two swords, but a talented fighter can parry and attack with both, giving them a heavy edge in combat. (Costs much additional training, but it would give them lots of benefits, both defensively and offensively.)

Fighting untrained with double weapons though is just plain foolish if you don't know how to though. Your second weapon gets in the way of your primary weapon.


This is all, of course, purely from a RL training standpoint. By the same token, of course, single weapon combat can be superior in every way if you can take out an enemy with a single swipe/shot through sheer skill.


... Simply put. Whatever RJ says for the rules of dual-wielding goes. It is a lot of extra to deal with and consider, after all, and he may simply disallow it for his own sanity.

[BurntToast]

Someone go to the basement and save Sekia. Lol.

[Mamono Assault Force]

If you have skill level 4 with one sword, you have level 4 with two swords, although defensive and offensive rolls are lessened due to the nature of fighting this way. This penalty can be lowered by having a higher skill with said weapon.

And now would be a great time for Azure to collect... "Data" on Sekia. :D

[Kayi]

Unfortunately, Azure has no idea anyone was stupid enough to go down there, and she's TRYING to sign up for a different mission. Unless someone tips her off that someone is downstairs, she can't do anything -_-;

I won't abuse OOC information for Azure's IC motives.

[TheWeirdOne]

Bah I never considered the drawbacks of dual wielding with some weapons. I'm ambidextrous so I never really thought about it... <.<

[Kayi]

Even ambidextrous, you can't wield two things at the same time at the same effectiveness unless you're trained in it.

All that means is that you can use either hand in single sword fighting effectively.

To wield two at once, you'd need training for it. Or use one, then the other, alternating (which would be the same as only attacking with one each round).

[Keylo]

Speaking of wielding a sword AND a gun >_>;; I've been picturing Luna fighting like that for most of the time since I've joined the roleplay... My excuse? She's ambidextrous.

[Mamono Assault Force]

If you're only using one weapon in a turn, even while holding two, I won't count the penalty.

Just cuz I'm nice like that.

[TheWeirdOne]

Never really noticed anything different if I had one or two things at once... then again I would use them for different tasks instead of trying to make them do the same thing.

[Kayi]

Same comment as I said for dual-swords if you use sword and gun.

Aiming with a gun and swinging a sword are two ENTIRELY different types of moves, and cannot be done at the same time.


Although, I would like to see melee-gunfighting added. The way Azure has been doing in her violent outbursts, pinning the gun right up against the enemy and unloading on it, which isn't so much a matter of aiming as simply pointing it vaguely at the enemy and blasting it.

[BurningGold]

I'm kinda confused.
I saw the basement topic.
How come there are so many women there?
I thought there were only four...

[Mamono Assault Force]

The only thing I do with my right hand is write. For some reason, I just use my left hand for everything else...

>.>

[Keylo]

Explanation: There are people stupid enough, or horny enough to go to the basement asides from our characters.

On the topic of gun/melee: Yeah... if you noticed, that's how Luna has been fighting. She either fires with the gun, while keeping her blade handy, or slashes with her blade while using the gun as a "second weapon" (for "melee shotting", although I haven't been given a chance to do so just yet.)

[Kayi]

That is four. Count it. First one, then another, then two more appeared. That's Four. 1 + 1 + 2 = 4


... And isn't anyone going to sign up for missions? Azure's getting bored standing around waiting for more people to help.

[Keylo]

I'm still waiting for BG to post in Faceoff with a Goddess so we can get the plot moving. >_>;;

[Mamono Assault Force]

There's only one way to kill the tension...

GROUP HUG ON KAYI!!!

*Glomps Kayi*

[Keylo]

Errr...

*Bear suplex hugs Kayi*?

[ToxicShock]

If you have skill level 4 with one sword, you have level 4 with two swords, although defensive and offensive rolls are lessened due to the nature of fighting this way. This penalty can be lowered by having a higher skill with said weapon.

And now would be a great time for Azure to collect... "Data" on Sekia. :D
I thought level 5 is the highest. The only time dualwielding is a positive thing is when you have 5 with it?

[Kayi]

GAK! No bearhugsuplexpingropemoleststriphurlintobasementfortheslimestorape-ing poor Kayi!!!

[Mamono Assault Force]

I thought level 5 is the highest. The only time dualwielding is a positive thing is when you have 5 with it?

5 isn't the highest you can go, as some people have been known to breach those limits. However, 5 is the highest you'll likely see anyone go.

I recommend having a combined integer of at least 6 between Dexterity and the weapon of choice before even hoping to use two weapons at the same time effectively.

[Keylo]

So are you saying Luna could dual wield effectively with both guns and swords?

[thetwo]

4+4=8... but Jenn still won't do it. Dual wielding would just be out of character, I think. Maybe a dagger off-hand or something - that's at least something that one might do with a rapier... but unlikely even then. (Especially if you don't let me use Rapier skill for an off-hand dagger :P)

[Mamono Assault Force]

So are you saying Luna could dual wield effectively with both guns and swords?

Not effectively, but she might be able to hit slower opponents and deal good damage.

[wallpaper]

I'd sign up for the other survivors thread, but Claire + Caitlyn = too many people signing up (unless RJ would say that having two not-quite-so-brawly women = 1 brawler-type! :D)

Otherwise, we're going to need to sign up to another thread! (Gad you guys, if you've been on a plot mission, think about giving someone a chance sometime? :\ Way to hog the freaking spotlight.)

[Keylo]

Well it makes sense for Luna to go... since she's kinda "RAGE" about the Goddess, while Iris got to watch Shiva get slaughtered I believe?

[BurningGold]

Yeah. Keylo has some good points.

[ToxicShock]

You made some mention before of the weapon being a combination between weapon skill and strength, I thought when dexterity said used for dodging and aiming and speed, that it just meant aiming with a gun.

[TheWeirdOne]

It sure as fuck made sense for Emily to go... but was it practical?

[Keylo]

Raptor! You cue to start the mission! LET US KILL FOR GLORY :V.

[Mamono Assault Force]

Strength and weapon skill are used for damage.

Dexterity and the weapon's skill determine how good you are with, how effectively you can strike with it.

[ToxicShock]

Damn me and my mistakes. I just assumed I wouldn't be using that many guns, so I skimped so much on dexterity.
I know I can work out strength. For rp purposes, how does one work out dexterity? Or is it only building 'in the field' so to speak?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Well, there isn't a whole lot of ways to raise reflexes...

Unless you played, "Who's more dexterous in bed?" with Jesse.

That'll raise your dexterity! :D

[Keylo]

Pft, so in other words, our characters will have to sleep with Jesse to up their dex? :X, kinda hard to find an excuse to do that IC with certain characters you know.

[ZeroSpace]

Alright, RJ can you just give Lin ANY answer so she can sign up for the more survivor quest?
I don't want to suddenly make Lin break an important coversation reguarding her sister's safety just so she can have some fun with River and Azure(Again).
And if I DO join the quest is there a possiblity I don't need to wear Azure's stuff? Cause we could use the help(If you are planning to help o_o).

[BurningGold]

Pft, so in other words, our characters will have to sleep with Jesse to up their dex? :X, kinda hard to find an excuse to do that IC with certain characters you know.

Jesse is Iris's friend and she promised to sleep with her if she returned alive.
Looks like Iris is going to get her dex up! :D

[ZeroSpace]

Jesse is Iris's friend and she promised to sleep with her if she returned alive.
Looks like Iris is going to get her Sex up! :D

Fix'd!

[Loli Defense Force]

*Is waiting for RJ to let her go on a looting run, cause people apparently aren't bothering to restock supplies -_-*

[TheWeirdOne]

*Is waiting for RJ to let her go on a looting run, cause people apparently aren't bothering to restock supplies -_-*

I'm about to have Emily ask David a few questions about supplies... I'm just waiting for everyone to leave on the goddess mission first <.<

[Loli Defense Force]

I'm about to have Emily ask David a few questions about supplies... I'm just waiting for everyone to leave on the goddess mission first <.<

I'm surprised you aren't on that mission :/

Thought you and Iris were the main characters of this story :O /sarcasm

[Mamono Assault Force]

So, Emily's gonna go with Selena, eh?

Do I smell another Kitty?

[ToxicShock]

Well, there isn't a whole lot of ways to raise reflexes...

Unless you played, "Who's more dexterous in bed?" with Jesse.

That'll raise your dexterity! :D

Will it? Cuz I did really want to help her out :(

If someone levels up while fighting enemies in some way, are we notified? I'd like to know when I hit combined6

[Mamono Assault Force]

Sure... You'll be making dexterity checks to see how well you work her over... So it makes sense.

[TheWeirdOne]

I'm surprised you aren't on that mission :/

Thought you and Iris were the main characters of this story :O /sarcasm

We do seem to be the most active don't we... Well I was afraid Emily would fuck over the whole mission so she overslept =P

[ZeroSpace]

So is there a possiblity that the whole party will fail?
(on the goddess run)

[thetwo]

I'd assume so, but I think we ended up with people RJ thought could manage it handily?

[Loli Defense Force]

*prods the burnt toast* Hey! Do something useful for the inn besides helping the monsters in the basement overrun the place :|

[Keylo]

*prods the burnt toast* Hey! Do something useful for the inn besides helping the monsters in the basement overrun the place :|

Someone go on a purging of the monsters in the basement please. Or else we're going to have the horny women of the inn get the place overrun by slime girls of doom.

[ZeroSpace]

We should build a flame thrower and try to burn them.
It's be fun to see if slimes can burn.
AND.
So if everyone 'dies' in the goddess run is their gonna be a huge mission to save everyone?
cause that will be fun.

[BurntToast]

*prods the burnt toast* Hey! Do something useful for the inn besides helping the monsters in the basement overrun the place :|

Hey! Someone has to help those poor, futa, slime girls and women! They are an endangered species.

[BurningGold]

We should build a flame thrower and try to burn them.
It's be fun to see if slimes can burn.
AND.
So if everyone 'dies' in the goddess run is their gonna be a huge mission to save everyone?
cause that will be fun.

The mission won't fail for the following reasons.

All three girls who are on the mission were on the list of people who are best for the mission.

The director is going to show up and A. Fight the woman with the girls or B. show up and save the girls then pwn the goddess.

By the way, if Raptor did turn out to trick us then I can totally see Iris becoming the goddesses personal fuck toy. lol.

[Keylo]

The mission won't fail for the following reasons.

All three girls who are on the mission were on the list of people who are best for the mission.

The director is going to show up and A. Fight the woman with the girls or B. show up and save the girls then pwn the goddess.

By the way, if Raptor did turn out to trick us then I can totally see Iris becoming the goddesses personal fuck toy. lol.

And in the event we were tricked, I have Luna ready to put a bullet into her own head to spare her the humiliation *cough*.

[ToxicShock]

Instead of working on my post, I did this
RJ gets it

[Mamono Assault Force]

HAHAHA

XD!!!

+Rep

[ToxicShock]

AWESOME!

+rep for +rep

Now back to my post

[Loli Defense Force]

*pokes RJ* Mission thread please.

[ToxicShock]

*pokes RJ* Mission thread please.

HEY MISSY! Some things are just more important!

[TheWeirdOne]

*pokes RJ* Mission thread please.

Oh darn and here I thought that Emily would have someone that was actually good in combat help her.

[Mamono Assault Force]

I was thinking someone wanted to go with Selena...

>.>

<.<

[Keylo]

*stabs thetwo* Stop. asking. questions. OR I'LL BITE YOUR LITTLE HEAD OFF.

(Just kidding :P, but seriously can we move on? At this rate we'll be asking questions for another TWO HOURS. (minimum))