Introduce yourself

[aika]

Old and new members may introduce themselves here.

If you want, you can use this template ShadowWolfSBI has donated:


The Basics

Name: (Real or Forum Nick, we don't care.)
Age: (If you're underage, it's the hammer for you.)
Gender:
Birth Place:
Current Country of Residence:
Occupation:

Appearance

Hair Color:
Eye Color:
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: (Western. If you know others, and feel like listing them, go ahead.)
My Fears:
Common Utterances:
Is the glass half full, or half empty:
Bad Habits:

3 Things You Dislike:
1)
2)
3)

Favorites

TV Show:
Drink:
Shoe:
Hat:
Color:
Music Genre:
Internet Meme:

Do I...

Smoke:
Swear:
Flip out and kill people:
Play Guitar/Air Guitar:
Knit scarves for orphans:

Future

Can you see into it?
Should Marty have gone back to it?
Where you'll be in 5 years?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining:
Other random trivia:You should include at least one BS answer for humour ;)

I'll start:

I'm aika, the owner of this forum. I'm LineMarvel's #1 fan. I can prove it, I own a forum dedicated to him.

I'm a 19 year old male student studying Computer Science at Cambridge University. I'm also a /b/tard and really quite lazy, but don't tell anyone.



The Basics

Name: aika
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Birth Place: United Kingdom
Current Country of Residence: England
Occupation: Student

Appearance

Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown


Personality

Zodiac: I always forget. That one that's got a cool name.
My Fears: Not getting married / having children. My family finding out about this site.
Common Utterances: "LOL". yes, out loud. "Not really." (taking the mick out of my girlfriend, it's her comeback to everything.)
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full
Bad Habits: Scratching my crotch, turning my head to check out girls walking past. Biting my nails.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) People who are serious business on the internet
2) Not having signal on my mobile phone
3) When my internet is going slow

Favorites

TV Show: Heroes
Drink: Double vodka and coke
Shoe: Normal black trainers
Hat: Black woollen "burglar's hat"
Color: Fuschia
Music Genre: Techno
Internet Meme: I accidentally a 93MB rar file

Do I...

Smoke: No, mostly because I find it repulsive but also I'm athsmatic.
Swear: Not around my family.
Flip out and kill people: Not yet.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I air guitar a lot to Dragonforce and Daft Punk on my own.
Knit scarves for orphans: If by "knit" you mean "nick" and by "for" you mean "from".

Future

Can you see into it? I am very good at predicting what will happen with relationships.
Should Marty have gone back to it? I honeslty couldn't care less.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Google maybe. Or the head of the Church of Scientology. All hail Tom Cruise!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: i want to meet people who can use the program that linemarvin uses to make his games
Other random trivia: A ninja is standing behind you right now. No, seriously

[Momiji]

I'm Momiji. Uh..I was the 2nd person (1st?) to register to this forum who wasn't an admin. I rule. Just thought I'd let you know.

[Pakars]

I'm a 19 year old male student studying Computer Science at Cambridge University. I'm also a /b/tard and really quite lazy, but don't tell anyone.

Change 19 year old to 18, and Cambridge to PPCC, and you've got me!

I'm one of the first 5 people to have registered in the Very first LM forums, ha ha! /dance

[ShadowWolfSBI]

The Basics

Name: Wolf
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Birth Place: I was too young at the time to remember it.
Current Country of Residence: States
Occupation: Lazy Bastard

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown

Personality

Zodiac: Like I've got time to keep track of that?
My Fears: Never bothered to check.
Common Utterances: Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot; Oh, shit. How many this time? ; If you have to ask, you don't want to know. ; And what the smoke were you cracking?
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Empty, if it's anywhere near me.
Bad Habits: ...I'm going to keep that particular list to myself.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Anyone deliberately acting stupid.
2) Political campaigners.
3) Gang Wannabes.

Favorites

TV Show: Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters, GHI.
Drink: Yes.
Shoe: Unless I'm actually out in public, none.
Hat: ...Really need to get one.
Color: Darker shades.
Music Genre: Depends on mood.
Internet Meme: I deny your corporate Internet! ¡Viva la revolución!

Do I...

Smoke: No.
Swear: The fuck you think?
Flip out and kill people: I am currently not at liberty to disclose that information at this time as it may compromise our agents in the field.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No.
Knit scarves for orphans: No.

Future

Can you see into it? No.
Should Marty have gone back to it? Depends.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Refer to the first question in this section.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Randomness.
Other random trivia: None.

[Newbie]

I'm male, over the age of majority, college student, and vague as fuck. I'm currently majoring in psych, and considering a minor in education. I was the first registered lurker (prove me wrong!), though more vocal some of the 'active' members.

[Nunu]

my name is Nunu and I'm an alcoholic, also I'm the one you get to thank for the humor on this board.

I will be your most active administrator for the foreseeable future, I accept bribes in most forms although preferred ones are candy.

[Singingemogirl]

Well, my name is obviously not Singingemogirl, you can call me Jessica if you want, (or Jessie or Yes, but i would prefer if you didn't..) i'm a 19 years old swedish girl studying to be a teacher for unkown reasons.
I like singing, drinking, smoking and playing videogames. The whole hentai thing is pretty new to me.
And i'm not an emo, it's just a joke that got too far and caught on.

Kramar till alla!

[avatar99]

Hello I'm Avatar99 also known as Thoma. I live in Staten Island and am going to college for computer science.

[Nunu]

Well, my name is obviously not Singingemogirl, you can call me Jessica if you want, (or Jessie or Yes, but i would prefer if you didn't..) i'm a 19 years old swedish girl studying to be a teacher for unkown reasons.
I like singing, drinking, smoking and playing videogames. The whole hentai thing is pretty new to me.
And i'm not an emo, it's just a joke that got too far and caught on.

Kramar till alla!

Hi Yes!

good to hear your not a real Emo

[Singingemogirl]

Haha, yeah i'm not, i just pretended to be one at a festival once and earned a nickname that just won't go away. Maybe because i use it myself..

Edit: Yes? Why do i keep giving out my bad nicknames? I'm Stoopid

[Nunu]

where did the name Yes come from?

[lurker]

To those who may concern, I am Lurker. I may be the only realy active lurker you may ever meet. My first posts graced Linemarvel's board, and I've been on all member-created boards since then (aka Message Board, Furrest of Pleasure, and Tentacle Haven) I will be creating a new round of Path of Ashes here as well. Enjoy your stay, and if you are a lurker... POST!

[Singingemogirl]

Eh.. long story really, but to sum it up i said "yes" (or "ja" in swedish) a few times to many

[Nunu]

we've got lots of time, whats the long story. the one thats forming in my mind isn't particularly flattering to you.

[Loli Defense Force]

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[Singingemogirl]

"What you think of others you find in yourself" :p

Don't jump to conclusions here Nunu, it's just that i used to have a tendancy to say yes to most things a while back, but not just what i think you are thinking of, even though i don't see sex without emotional attatchment as a problem. But it was mostly doing people favours like covering at work, helping out with schoolwork and stuff.

[Nunu]

also now that we've got a format:

The Basics

Name: Nunu
Age: 22
Gender: TBA
Birth Place: Melbourne
Current Country of Residence: Australia
Occupation: Hired Goon

Appearance

Hair Color: TBA
Eye Color: Segmented Hetrochromia

Personality

Zodiac: Aquarius: there's trouble in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus, fill that void in your pathetic life by playing whack-a-mole seventeen hours a day.
My Fears: Sharp things
Common Utterances: Heya, Heyo, Kinky
Is the glass half full, or half empty: The glass is twice as large as it needs to be
Bad Habits: Making insensitive jokes at others expences

3 Things You Dislike:
1)bad grammar
2)indignance
3)seafood

Favorites

TV Show: House, Drawn Together, Dr Who
Drink: Cookies and cream Thick shake with malt
Shoe: yeap, two of them
Hat: Soviet officer's
Color: Green
Music Genre: Soundtrack
Internet Meme: changes constantly

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Only when appropriate
Flip out and kill people: Rarely
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Alone or while riding my bike
Knit scarves for orphans: rarely

Future

Can you see into it? yeap
Should Marty have gone back to it? No
Where you'll be in 5 years? Same place i am now

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Bored
Other random trivia: Potatoes are good for everything

[Momiji]

Guess I'll do mine..

The Basics

Name: Momiji
Age: I lost count
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Don't remember
Current Country of Residence: U.S.A, home of BARACK OBAMA!!!
Occupation: Wizard

Appearance

Hair Color:Blonde
Eye Color:Red

Personality

Zodiac: Virgo
My Fears: Scary Movies (I hate watching them)
Common Utterances: Yo, tho (shortening of though)
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Depends, what's in the glass?
Bad Habits: Not giving half a motherfucking shit

3 Things You Dislike:
1)Idiots
2)Bad grammar
3)No capitals anywhere

Favorites

TV Show: Scrubs, The Dresden Files, Drawn Together
Drink: Beer
Shoe: Sneakers
Hat: Baseball Cap
Color: Orange
Music Genre: Rock/Metal
Internet Meme: OVER 9000!!!

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: FUCK YEAH, BITCH
Flip out and kill people: Occasionally
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Fuck yes.
Knit scarves for orphans: I do, but then I burn them in front of the orphanage

Future

Can you see into it? I wish.
Should Marty have gone back to it? Never watched Back to the Future, so I dunno
Where you'll be in 5 years? Hopefully dead as shit.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I dunno.
Other random trivia: Fuck you.

[ToxicShock]

The Basics

Name: I'm Toxic (with a dropkick) I'm loud and obnoxious.
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Birth Place: The authorities are still looking into that.
Current Country of Residence: The US
Occupation: I'm a student, but I've been like a counselor/moral compass/all around life coach to anyone who asks.

Appearance

Hair Color: Haha, whatever I decide I want it to be that week
Eye Color: Grey

Personality

Zodiac: Aquarius, supposedly it actually fits, despite me being a skeptic of zodiac signs
My Fears: Physical fears? Being submerged in water. And I really don't like bees
Common Utterances: "What's the worst she can do, NOT fuck me?"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Who drinks out of a glass, how kitschy
Bad Habits: I spit a lot, I bite my nails.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Everyone's ignorant of something so don't try to deny your own ignorance on something.
2) Bees
3) It's not ok to be full of yourself. (You need to save room for me to fit)

Favorites

TV Show: I don't really watch tv, but i stay on top of MMA and by association "ultimate fighter" even if it has become crap
Drink: Ovaltine (with a bit of cola in it)
Shoe: wtf? it's just a shoe
Hat: Ones that block out sun
Color: Green/black/red
Music Genre: I listen to anything, my "favorite" changes periodically and I've been into a lot of math rock lately.
Internet Meme: I got balls of steel!

Do I...

Smoke: Just once
Swear: lots, it's ingrained in my language
Flip out and kill people: ..no
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Guitar hero?
Knit scarves for orphans: Yeah, out of orphans.

Future

Can you see into it? Actually yes. I'm good at prediction and can usually tell small events like phones, alarms, and IM's.
Should Marty have gone back to it? 1.21 GIGAWATTS!?!
Where you'll be in 5 years? In school for my masters.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Looking for relationships
Other random trivia: I only have seven toes.
I'm also practically invulnerable to harm. I mean, I can probably die, I just wouldn't feel it.

[xivvix]

The Basics

Name: Xivvix :P
Age: *pulls out a stack of ID's* just use the one that looks the most legitimate
Gender: give you two guesses
Birth Place: my mother's womb
Current Country of Residence: i seceded from my old country and established my own. ALL HAIL BRITTANNIA
Occupation: nonja

Appearance

Hair Color: black
Eye Color: green
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: Western: Virgo. Eastern: Negative Metal Rooster (look it up :P )
My Fears: pauly shore
Common Utterances:
Is the glass half full, or half empty: *drinks whatever is in there* empty now.
Bad Habits: drinking out of glasses without checking whats in it

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Puppies
2) Flowers
3) Lists of things I dislike

Favorites

TV Show: lost
Drink: rum
Shoe: chucks
Hat: ive got a baseball cap somewhere
Color: green
Music Genre: whatever happens to catch my fancy
Internet Meme: benny lava!

Do I...

Smoke: *cough* what?
Swear: fuck no, i fucking hate people who fucking swear, fucking assholes
Flip out and kill people: as a nonja, it is my responsibility to flip out and kill anyone that a real ninja misses
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: i prefer air xylophone
Knit scarves for orphans: knit for? no. steal from? yes.

Future

Can you see into it? only when im drunk
Should Marty have gone back to it? and lose the chance to smex his own mother when she was young? what do you think?
Where you'll be in 5 years? hopefully not jail

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: to have some fun
Other random trivia: The cake is a lie.

[Hopeyouguess62]

The Basics

Name: Hopeyouguess62, or Hope for short.
Age: Old enough to know better.
Gender: Manly Man (and Very Heterosexual)
Birth Place: USA
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: LUMBERJACK!!!

Appearance

Hair Color: Red Cap
Eye Color: Red with Fire
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: Stupid stupid question.
My Fears: Fear Itself?
Common Utterances: Bloody Hell.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Goooo fuck yourself.
Bad Habits: Telling people to go fuck themselves.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Nosy questions
2) Intolerant people
3) Sobriety

Favorites

TV Show: The Sopranos
Drink: White Russian
Shoe: No
Hat: Favorite Hat? What the Fuck?
Color: No, fuck you pal.
Music Genre: No really.
Internet Meme: RRGH.

Do I...

Smoke: Cigars
Swear: Fuck No!
Flip out and kill people: Never been caught...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air
Knit scarves for orphans: with lovely lovely poison

Future

Can you see into it? Not too far.
Should Marty have gone back to it? Nope
Where you'll be in 5 years? Probably still answering this damn thing.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Bored? Nah, I like these people.
Other random trivia: No. Fuck off.

[Rule 34]

I do not need your petty form. I am German and therefore superior-

Hey, who put me on the high horse without my permission? *climbs off*

Hi, I'm Rule 34. Yes, I am named after the fact that there is porn of EVERYTHING. And like some porn out there I am just weird. Like I said I'm German (and superior), I'm 20 years old and enjoy things like long walks on the beach, tentacle porn and your momma (i. e. bad jokes). Things I do not enjoy are douchebags and bad grammar.

[Chibichibi]

when i have time I'll fill it out <3

[dmronny]

Damn you Wolf, not this thing again!

The Basics

Name: Napoleon Genghis Schicklgruber The 7th
Age: 27
Gender: Male, last I checked
Birth Place: Louisiana
Current Country of Residence: Oman
Occupation: To be honest I don't really know, but they're still paying me.

Appearance

Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Brown

Personality

Zodiac: Capricorn
My Fears: The internet, AAAGHH
Common Utterances: Definately
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Who cares
Bad Habits: Too many to list

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Pirates
2) Trolls
3) TV

Favorites

TV Show: See above
Drink: Coffee, strong and black
Shoe: Odd for some reason they don't match
Hat: If it's cold, yes
Color: Puce
Music Genre: Any
Internet Meme: Linemarvin

Do I...

Smoke: Yes
Swear: No
Flip out and kill people: Flip out no, kill people yes
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air guitar
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope

Future

Can you see into it? Yep, you're all gonna die
Should Marty have gone back to it? Why not
Where you'll be in 5 years? Some other state

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I find you people to be entertaining for some reason
Other random trivia: I'm currently just outside you're window

[pbird]

The Basics

Name: pbird - obviously not real
Age: 19, soon to be 20
Gender: male
Birth Place: Canada
Current Country of Residence: Also Canada
Occupation: Verification

Appearance...Naaaaaah

Personality

Zodiac, western: Sagittarius
Zodiac, Chinese: Dragon
My Fears: Hurting others.
Common Utterances: "Calm down people..."
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It's soon to be refilled. :3
Bad Habits: Laaaaaazy

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Irrational hatred
2) Inflicting pain
3) Relegion

Favorites

TV Show: Last Exile
Drink: Rootbeer
Shoe: Uhh...what?
Hat: Nope
Color: Green
Music Genre: Honestly? Anime OSTs.
Internet Meme: The cake is a lie

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: Rarely
Flip out and kill people: You'll never prove it...I mean, uh, nope
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope

Future

Can you see into it? My precog isn't good enough
Should Marty have gone back to it? Of course!
Where you'll be in 5 years? A place! Or maybe a location!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I have interest in the subject matter
Other random trivia: I'm from the first forum. :3

[RMan]

The Basics

Name: RMan
Age: 20
Gender: M
Birth Place: Mars
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: Just got laid off <---pissed

Appearance

Hair Color: Dark brown
Eye Color: Blue

Personality

Zodiac: Capricorn
My Fears: "getting caught with my pants down"
Common Utterances: "WTF"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: half empty
Bad Habits: cutting my fingernails with my fingernails.

3 Things You Dislike:
1)the sun (seriously it's too damn bright)
2)BSOD
3)the sound of others masticating. (Don't know it it just bothers me)

Favorites

TV Show: Fringe
Drink: Sierra Mist
Shoe: Cheapest
Hat: My Mountain Dew hat I've had for ages
Color: Burple
Music Genre: Everything but most country
Internet Meme: Shoop da whoop

Do I...

Smoke:Nah
Swear: fuck no
Flip out and kill people: only once <.< >.>
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans:

Future

Can you see into it? Sometimes
Should Marty have gone back to it? No, but that wouldn't have been very entertaining
Where you'll be in 5 years? same place I am now... but with a job

Other Stuff

Reason for joining:Great community plus the ProNz
Other random trivia: OECake. try it

[ToxicShock]

Damn, I gotta try to find time to read all these.

Does anyone else plan on reading them? I know the general idea is always "Well I'll post mine and I expect people to see it but I don't want to really go through everyone else's info." But with everyone thinking that, no one fulfills the first part of "expecting others to see it"

[DarkFire1004]

The Basics

Name: DarkFire
Age: I was built in a factory at an unknown date
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Not too good with a map. Just spin a globe and stop it with a finger. That's where I was born
Current Country of Residence: See above.
Occupation: You sound like my mother. Stop asking.

Appearance

Hair Color: *Reads the below post* Uh. 7.
Eye Color: Siberia.
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: Lybra and Dog.
My Fears: Nunu and nipplefucking. If Nunu nipplefucked me, I think I would shit myself.
Common Utterances: lolwut
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Actually, when you look closely, it's not actually half full or empty. It's about three quarters full of goat's blood.
Bad Habits: I stretch my legs in public.

3 Things You Dislike:
1)Summaries about my life.
2)Working
3)Having nothing to do

Favorites

TV Show: I have no cable
Drink:Milk and Dr. Pepper
Shoe:I couldn't care less about shoes
Hat:What makes you think I'd care any more about hats than I do with shoes?
Color:For discrimination reason, I refuse to answer
Music Genre:The one that makes all that sound
Internet Meme: Bah. Newfags ruined them all, except for desu.

Do I...

Smoke:Never
Swear:A bit too much
Flip out and kill people:The ol' hand sometimes gets control and kills one or two kids, but nothing serious
Play Guitar/Air Guitar:Nah. I look enough like idiot as it is.
Knit scarves for orphans:Why would the orphans need scarves? The polar bears need them more.

Future

Can you see into it?Fuck your gypsy powers! They don't exist!
Should Marty have gone back to it?*Has to go google "Back to the Future" because he forgot the whole damn plot*
Where you'll be in 5 years?Probably here still.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining:Well I was trying to look for the different ways to pray for Jesus when I found this place. My innocence was broken, I lost my job, my parents disowned me, I was expelled from school, I got dumped, and was shot several times. Now I have nothing better to do except wallow in my filth and talk to you guys.
Other random trivia:Hair is the greatest thing ever. I love hair.

[Nunu]

Damn, I gotta try to find time to read all these.

Does anyone else plan on reading them? I know the general idea is always "Well I'll post mine and I expect people to see it but I don't want to really go through everyone else's info." But with everyone thinking that, no one fulfills the first part of "expecting others to see it"

i read them

[Obeliskos]

The Basics

Name: 400 BABIES
Age: 8 yrs old lolz
Gender: N/A
Birth Place: At Momiji's house.
Current Country of Residence: At Momiji's house.
Occupation: Being at Momiji's house.

I look like whatever Momiji looks like, only sexier.

Hair Color: Brown (srs)
Eye Color: Hazel?

You fucking know me.

Zodiac: Blue
My Fears: Momiji getting married, Momiji having children, Momiji- OH GOD MENTAL PICTURES
Common Utterances: lolwut
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It's poisoned!
Bad Habits: Slipping rohyphnol into people's drinks.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Cancer
2) AIDS
3) MOmiji

Favorites

TV Show: Um..
Drink: Um...
Shoe: Um...
Hat: Um...
Color: BLUE!
Music Genre: Rock
Internet Meme: Too many.

Do I...

Smoke: nuh uh
Swear: um ya lolz fucking douchefuck
Flip out and kill people: fucking yeah ill fuck ur shit up
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: fucking yeah ill play solos an shit
Knit scarves for orphans: fuck orphans they're the ones with dead parents, not me

Future

Can you see into it? asdf
Should Marty have gone back to it? [REFERENCE I UNDERSTAND FULLY]
Where you'll be in 5 years? Jail omfg lolz im clever

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Momiji said so.
Other random trivia: I'm Batman.

[DarkFire1004]

It's like Obe's Mo's older brother or something.

[dmronny]

Does anyone else plan on reading them? I know the general idea is always "Well I'll post mine and I expect people to see it but I don't want to really go through everyone else's info." But with everyone thinking that, no one fulfills the first part of "expecting others to see it"

I have read them all so far, and plan on reading them all as they appear. I find them greatly entertaining. I also plan on bribing Nunu with pizza at some point, why i don't know it just seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Cole]

Heya. Just noticed the message that these boards were up. One of the older members from the original boards.


And to answer the question about the glass: It is neither. It depends on if you are drinking from it or filling it up. If drinking from it, it is half empty, if filling it, it is half full.

[Copper]

The original man of popsicle has returned. Score.

Anywhoo, I'm Copper, one of the few females that admits to being female on a hentai board and if anyone pesters me for cyber, I won't hesitate to embarrass the living hell out of them for all the forum to see.

I'm old enough to know better, young enough to not care. I have a BA in English and therefore count myself among the grammar nazis that help keep the board free of l33t-speak. I like anime, manga, supernatural romance and fantasy novels, video games, chocolate, Dungeons & Dragons, and writing. My favorite movie is the Princess Bride. I dislike morons, people that don't know what grammar and spell-checking are, seeing the word 'evil' spelled with a 'b,' 4th edition, and 65% of the customers I deal with on a daily basis at my retail job. Suffice to say, I come here to *relax.* Scary thought, no? I am also a consummate smartass.

I really don't remember how exactly I found the forum. I think it was through a link in Linemarvel's Spiral and though I may not be one of the oldest on the forums, I've still been around long enough. I also hold a place on the Demon Girl high score board (Unless Aika's changed things on me.)

I live in the States, EST, but can usually be found online between the hours of "dark" and "dawn" and I'm usually multitasking while I do it. I'm also rejecting conformity and avoiding that introduction form until the mood strikes and I actually feel like filling one out. Suffice to say, I think I've hit all the important aspects in the preceeding paragraphs. If you do want to know anything more, you can ask, though keep in mind the third sentence up there before you do anything stupid. *grins*

Good to see all the oldbies showing up and welcome to the newbies!

[dmronny]

So by saying you don't want to cyber, you're trying to tell us you actually like it because girls lie right. JK :D

[Megamickel]

The Basics

Name: Megamickel, Mega, Mick, Mike, FUCK YOU TROLL
Age: Dieciocho (That's 18 for you non-spanish speakers)
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Texas
Current Country of Residence: America (fuck yeah!)
Occupation: Cashier

Appearance

Hair Color: Light brown
Eye Color: ... I... honestly don't know.


Personality

Zodiac: Gemini (I think)
My Fears: Pain
Common Utterances: Damn it all to the bloody bowels of hell! (Or some variation thereof)
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Either way, I need more whiskey.
Bad Habits: Fapping, gaming

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Extremist Democrats
2) Extremist Republicans
3) Myself, probably, if I met me.

Favorites

TV Show: Mind of Mencia
Drink: Jack Daniels
Shoe: Whatever's on sale
Hat: Fedora
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Classic rock
Internet Meme: I think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

Do I...

Smoke: Tobacco or weed? ...Nevermind, the answer's yes.
Swear: Fuck god damn pussy shit bitch asslicker. That answer your question?
Flip out and kill people: "He needed killin'" should be a legal defense for murder...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Guitar Hero.
Knit scarves for orphans: What?

Future

Can you see into it? Sometimes I wonder, with my profound ability to discover the plot of movies before they end. (Trust me, this sucks. I can't even watch movies with my friends anymore without them hurting me.)
Should Marty have gone back to it? No comment, been too long since I saw this.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Fapping, most likely.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: The porn.
Other random trivia: You, in fact, just lost the game.

[ToxicShock]

i read them
I'm glad to hear everyone else reads them. I wish I had the time tonight but I'm just so swamped. I like hearing this is a friendly forum

So by saying you don't want to cyber, you're trying to tell us you actually like it because girls lie right.
You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. He thinks all girls lie, haha
But we all know lying is a sin, and you can't lie if you don't have a soul and girls don't have souls, that's like common knowledge.

[dmronny]

Mongo not slow, Mongo gradiates from 6th grade next week.

Good point though I forgot they have no souls.

[neegak]

The Basics

Name: Neegak (It's lousy I know)
Age: Over 20
Gender: Male
Birth Place: A hospital
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: Loser

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: It changes, serously


Personality

Zodiac: Taurus
My Fears: stuff
Common Utterances: I don't think I have one
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Depends, did you just pour it?
Bad Habits: playing with my hair

3 Things You Dislike:
1) yaoi/yuri
2) racists
3) sexists

Favorites

TV Show: Chuck
Drink: Coke
Shoe: Steel-toed
Hat: My lucky hat
Color: Red, no black, no white, but blue is good too...
Music Genre: No preference
Internet Meme:

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yes, but I'm trying to cut down
Flip out and kill people: Just once
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: No

Future

Can you see into it? Sometimes
Should Marty have gone back to it? Sure
Where you'll be in 5 years? Magic 8-ball says: Try again later

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I was on the other two forums
Other random trivia: I'm not very social

[Lucas]

I'm Lucas, and I am legendary.

That's all you need to know. D8

[Ili]

The Basics

Name: Sam
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Condobolin, NSW, Australia
Current Country of Residence: Australia
Occupation: Bait Boy / IT tech-dude / Student

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Picture: -removed-
Personality

Zodiac: Cancer-Leo Cusp
My Fears: Banshees, betrayal and bigass bees.
Common Utterances: "Probably", in response to most questions.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full.
Bad Habits: Nail-biting, shamelessness,

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Homophobiacs
2) Radio/TV
3) Overly spicy foods

Favorites

TV Show: Couldn't say.
Drink: Lemon lime & bitters
Shoe: Thongs (flip-flops for you crazy others)
Hat: Fedora
Color: Purple
Music Genre: Prog-x
Internet Meme: Ninja/Pirate

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yes
Flip out and kill people: Not at the present time.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air-guitar.
Knit scarves for orphans: No

Future

Can you see into it? Probably not.
Should Marty have gone back to it? Probably. I mean, something had to be done about his kids.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Half-asleep, bored and hopefully working in music/IT.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I was here before.
Other random trivia: The only guns worth using in Far Cry 2 are the sniper rifle and the uzi. Also, I quite enjoy breaking people's comfort zones.

[SiphonTalvesh]

Siphon/Talvesh, your resident Sci-Fi master along with a few other people. If it has to do with Stargate or Star Trek, I'm your man. Other than that not much to say about me, I like to relax on here, get involved in some of the RP's and overall just get to know more people like me.

[Copper]

So by saying you don't want to cyber, you're trying to tell us you actually like it because girls lie right. JK :D

*smirks* Try me.

And truthfully, would I really be here if I was *that* uptight? I'm just talking about morons who think just because you're a girl, that's all you want to do. (See #1 on list of dislikes.)

You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. He thinks all girls lie, haha
But we all know lying is a sin, and you can't lie if you don't have a soul and girls don't have souls, that's like common knowledge.

Mongo not slow, Mongo gradiates from 6th grade next week.

Good point though I forgot they have no souls.

*grins and steeples fingers* Just the ones we steal...

[Megamickel]

Okay its long been thought women are abhorrent creatures of the night
But in actuality, they really just cant find their way back to the kitchen once you let them out

Sorry if I offended you, but i'm an ass

i inserted some comments like you told me to - love Nunu

[ToxicShock]

Not to go too off topic but this just greatly reminds me of the fact I bought a offensive shirt (http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-should-be-in-the-kitchen/) for a friend of mine for Christmas. I think she'll like it.

[Singingemogirl]

Nice one :P although there are more offensive ones at that site if you want to find them

[Ili]

Why don't women need licenses?

Cause there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
/bastard

[Nunu]

what do you say when your woman walks in with a black eye?

nothing, you already told her once.

[Pale]

Soooo. I'm Pale. Or Princess. Or Pumpkin. Or Snow. Or "Oi, you". Whatever works.

The Basics

Name: Pale. Some of you you might remember Rapture.
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Birth Place: UK
Current Country of Residence:
Occupation: Student. And general good-for-nothing.

Appearance : Too slim for my own good, rather tall. No extra baggage. "Classical European features". Whatever that means.

Hair Color: Brown. Dark. Used to be bright blonde, once.
Eye Color: Blue. Yellow flecks.

Personality

Ugh. No.

Zodiac: Capricorn
My Fears: Genuinely happy people. Idiots. They tend to come in one package.
Common Utterances:Wow. Sucks to be you.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Is it my glass?
Bad Habits: Sarcasm. Low tolerance of idiocy. Tendency to dismiss emotions.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Whiners.
2) Sluts.
3) Male wannabe sluts.

Favorites

TV Show: House
Drink: Gonna have to say tea. Maybe coffee.
Shoe: Rubber-soled black trainers. Absolutely silent.
Hat: Black wide-brimmed. Think MiYU from Mai Otome hat.
Color: Green. Or black.
Music Genre: Classical, mainly piano-based.
Internet Meme: Rick Astley. Gotta be.

Do I...

Smoke: No.
Swear: Fuck no.
Flip out and kill people: Of course not.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: ....yes.
Knit scarves for orphans: No.
Lie on a regular basis: No.

Future

Can you see into it? Yes.
Should Marty have gone back to it? No.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Mental institution.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Felt sorta obliged to.
Other random trivia: I'm different. And weird. And I sign off every post like this.

Pale

[ToxicShock]

What did the woman do when she got back from the abused wives center?
The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

A man hits his wife with the car, whose fault is it?
The mans, what the hell is he doing driving in the kitchen?

[Chibichibi]

The Basics

Name: Chibi is my nickname, my real name is Kara.
Age: 21! Whooo!
Gender: Female, just ask Siphon. He came to visit me.
Birth Place: Georgia, USA
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: Student

Appearance

Hair Color: Blonde-ish
Eye Color: Grey ring on the outside, then blue, then a brown spiky ring around my pupil

Personality

Zodiac: Virgo, Rabbit, Vine.
My Fears: Being alone
Common Utterances: Spiffy!, Sadfaice, Motherfucker!
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Depends. Is the cup plastic or glass?
Bad Habits: Lazy.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Mean people
2) Ignorant people
3) Most people

Favorites

TV Show: None right now. Prolly Mythbusters
Drink: Alcohol? Buttershots. Non alcohol? Dr. Pepper
Shoe: Sandals
Hat: My leather one
Color: Green
Music Genre: All, or most
Internet Meme: Art Memes/Lolcats

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: Sure
Flip out and kill people: You'll see.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yush
Knit scarves for orphans: Not for orphans

Future

Can you see into it? Duh
Should Marty have gone back to it? Maybe
Where you'll be in 5 years? Hopefully married

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I love you guuuuys
Other random trivia: My new favorite anime is Axis Powers Hetalia. And my leg is numb because my cat is sitting on it.

[dogstile]

quick question Aika, its always confused me, do you have to be legal in America, or can you be legal in Britain if you live there?

[aika]

What do you mean "be legal"?

[dogstile]

legal age, so you have to be 18 to be on an adult site in america because your "legally allowed to have sex" right?

but as i'm not legal in america, but i am legal in britain, does that make me an unfortunate banhammer victim?

[aika]

Yes, it would.

You have to be 18 to view this site.

And in Britain you would be as well. Just because the age of consent is 16, it doesn't mean you are legally an adult. You still ahve to be 18 to view adult sites.

[Nunu]

i see nothing wrong with your hypothetical situation...

also, HI PUMPIKIN! i'm so going to make you regret giving me that option to call you

[ToxicShock]

us poor 17 year old brits.

Err, I mean, us poor being us at the forum, that we can't have 17 year old brits here. That's what I meant

[dogstile]

yes, my situation was ENTIRELY hypothetical

[Nunu]

hey i'm an admin to... wheres my love?

[Tassadar]

The Basics

Name: I has no name.....
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Somewhere in California
Current Country of Residence: Somewhere on the East Coast of the United States.
Occupation: Bear whisperer

Appearance

Hair Color: Dark brown, never dyed.
Eye Color: Hazel.

Personality

Zodiac: Cancer
My Fears: Intimacy.
Common Utterances: "For the voids sake," "god damnit," and "you!"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Dry as a bone.
Bad Habits: Frightening little children, talking to myself, and telling the truth.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) People.
2) Cancer.
3) The last piece of sponge candy.

Favorites

TV Show:
Drink: Jones Soda, Berry Lemonade flavor.
Shoe: Don't care.
Hat: Fedora.
Color: Black.
Music Genre: Power metal.
Internet Meme: Don't care.

Do I...

Smoke: No.
Swear: Ass-goblins.
Flip out and kill people: Ummmmm......
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: on Hard!
Knit scarves for orphans: No. But I donate blood.

Future

Can you see into it? Yes.
Should Marty have gone back to it? No, the only thing good about those movies was Christopher Lloyd.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Probably dead.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I've lurked on both the others, why not this one?
Other random trivia: I built a shocklance once.

[Nunu]

now quit yer bitchin and say something funny.

[dogstile]

contrary to popular belief, what happens in vegas, dosn't stay in vegas...

...you have herpes

[Ili]

hey i'm an admin to... wheres my love?

*Waves* Yoo-hoo~!

[Nunu]

YAY! *huggles* now i just need my whenchs, wheres chibi, copper and pumpkin when you need them?

more accurately i need to stop going off topic...

[aika]

*deletes lots of off topic posts*

[avatar99]

I could have swore my post was on topic...

[Nunu]

aika was just concerned that he wasn't getting to use his power because i did everything for him and all he ended up doing was building the back end.

he doesn't realise that i've been playing around with some of the boards other features, like the infraction i gave darkfire.

[dogstile]

OMFG ON TOPIC POST

The Basics

Name: dan
Age: 18
Gender: male
Birth Place: frimley
Current Country of Residence: hampshire
Occupation: game demonstrator

Appearance

Hair Color:black
Eye Color:brown
hair length: medium
any scars?: underneath my lip, my tooth went through it

Personality

Zodiac: taurus
My Fears: aquiring a fear other then the fear i have
Common Utterances: "YOU! BOY! FETCH ME MY MILK! AND STIR SOME CREAM INTO IT, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU USE"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: half full
Bad Habits:chronic masterbation

3 Things You Dislike:
1) wannabe mods on kongregate who don't know the conduct
2) chavs
3) anyone who calls my significant other a whore for how she dress's

Favorites

TV Show: torchwood
Drink: relentless
Shoe:boots (use em for paintballing)
Hat: N/A
Color: Green
Music Genre: metal
Internet Meme: rick roll

Do I...

Smoke: nope
Swear: too fuckin' much
Flip out and kill people: i nearly did, his mates stopped me
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: learning real when i can be arsed to go shop for strings
Knit scarves for orphans: are you kidding? the orphans knit scarves for me!

Future

Can you see into it? yes
Should Marty have gone back to it? probably
Where you'll be in 5 years? beating down on martys ass for desturbing my future

Reason for joining: i like you guys
Other random trivia: i once got a cut on my ballsack, it was only tiny, but avoid cuts there, PLEASE

also, my toenail is now green, epicness

[Archfiend]

The Basics

Name: Archfiend; AKA Malus Vir; AKA Malus Prime; AKA Johnny C; AKA CanTopp; AKA Halitosis; AKA h4rr0w3r666
Age: Graybush
Gender: Tripod
Birth Place: SoCal
Current Place of Residence: SoCal
Occupation: Manager of Things

Appearance

Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Not-as-Dark Brown

Personality

Western Zodiac: Cancer
Eastern Zodiac: Cock (srsly)
My Fears: Exploding Penis
Common Utterances: Nice; Sweet; Solid; Money; Are you guys hungry?
Is the glass half full, or half empty? If it's Brawndo, the glass is always empty. If it's anything else, the glass is half-full I guess.
Bad Habits: I'm reading this forum right now, aren't I?

3 Things You Dislike:
1) My ex.
2) She's not sleeping with me.
3) No else else is (currently).

(funny how they're all related)

Favorites

TV Show: Heroes; House; Family Guy; Futurama; Bleach; Mythbusters; Scrubs
Drink: Brawndo; Captain n' Coke; Steel Reserve
Shoe: Sketchers
Hat: My old wool ball cap
Color: the color of my heart (that would be black for the uninformed)
Music Genre: Metal
Internet Meme: Don't be a pussy... that guy looks legit.

Do I..?

Smoke: Socially
Swear: Socially
Flip out and kill people: Socially
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Socially
Knit scarves for orphans: Soci... wait, what was the question?

Future

Can you see into it? Only when its trivial stuff.
Should Marty have gone back to it? Would we have had three classic movies if he hadn't?
Where you'll be in 5 years? Fucking the brains out of my Russian mail-order bride with any luck.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Demon Girl
Other random trivia: My friends actually think they're more perverted than me, lulz

[Chibichibi]

I had green toenails once dogstile. I painted them this pretty shade of green and they blended into the grass.

[gameguru777]

The Basics

Name: Gameguru777 (cause I play games, I give advice about games, and I'm lucky)
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Michigan
Current Country of Residence: United States of America
Occupation: Student (College)

Appearance

Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Blue
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: Cancer (and Year of the Horse)
My Fears: Spiders, Hights
Common Utterances: BLAST!
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Depends on what is in the glass
Bad Habits: Obsessive gaming

3 Things You Dislike:
1) That slight ringing that is in everybody's ear (which you are now aware of)
2) That crusty stuff around the lid of the toothpaste
3) Ignorance

Favorites

TV Show: The Simpsons, Family Guy, Scrubs
Drink:Milk... Chocolate Milk...
Shoe: Route 66 has always treated me well
Hat: I don't wear a hat unless it is cold outside.
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Rock/Metal
Internet Meme: Changes constantly, Currently the "Series of Tubes" stuff

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: Yup
Flip out and kill people: Maybe
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I air guitar quite a bit
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope

Future

Can you see into it?: Yes
Should Marty have gone back to it?:Yes
Where you'll be in 5 years?: Playing video games

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I was playing Demon girl and I followed the links...
Other random trivia: I shall be posting various Free Ware Games here... perhaps a gem or two... I wont spam them, don't worry about that.

[Archfiend]

Knit scarves for orphans: If by "knit" you mean "nick" and by "for" you mean "from".

"When did they switch the meanings of 'for' and 'from'?"
"There was a memo, but when it said 'For: Peter' you must have thought it was from yourself, and so... you know, it's just easier to call you stupid."

[dogstile]

I had green toenails once dogstile. I painted them this pretty shade of green and they blended into the grass.

my toenail is green because its comming off

[Chibichibi]

my toenail is green because its comming off
O.o Ow.

[Pale]

i see nothing wrong with your hypothetical situation...

also, HI PUMPIKIN! i'm so going to make you regret giving me that option to call you


I'm GOING to hurt you.

Pum---- PALE

[Chibichibi]

I'm GOING to hurt you.

Pum---- PALE

Pumpkin? I like pumpkins. *noms*

[Keylo]

I'm GOING to hurt you.

Pum---- PALE
Aww how cute, Pumpkin is going to kill someone!

... *runs*

[aika]

"When did they switch the meanings of 'for' and 'from'?"
"There was a memo, but when it said 'For: Peter' you must have thought it was from yourself, and so... you know, it's just easier to call you stupid."

I have been using that switching of words to describe things ever since thewinekone made me laugh:

I need to read more books. And by read, I mean burn. And by books, I mean bibles...

[dogstile]

O.o Ow.

its not painful actually, its just a bit disgusting

*warning, arousal alert, do not read on if you want to keep your arousal levels high*

also, it leaks pus and blood, but its a minor inconvenience

[Chibichibi]

cool.

[aika]

That's what chibi says when she's just run off to the toilet to throw up.

[Chibichibi]

Nope. Stomach of steel. I watch those surgery shows on Discovery all the time. While eating

[Penguin]

it leaks pus and blood, but its a minor inconvenience
Ulmf! To much information! Bad Dogstile! XD

Anyway, I suppose I'll go ahead and introduce myself too.

The Basics

Name: Penguin (my mother is eccentric, to say the least)
Age: 19
Gender: The whole beauty of the internet is not saying, so people don't keep telling you to get back into the kitchen and make a 'sammich' or whatever. Er, I think I might have just given myself away there...
Birth Place: A hospital, I'm told.
Current Country of Residence: America
Occupation: Mooch

Appearance

Hair Color: Blond.
Eye Color: Man you're nosy. Brown, if you must know.

Personality

Zodiac: Gemini
My Fears: Pirates, orcs, pirate ships, tentacle monsters, ending up alone, spiders, giant spiders, giant spider pirates, closed in spaces, pirate tentacle monsters, giant spider pirates with tentacles.
Common Utterances: I try to keep my dialog fresh and varied, to be honest.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Too cliche to answer.
Bad Habits: Hentai, ice cream, The Internet, being a smart-ass (or so my mother says)

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Irrational fear, especially when used to manipulate people into letting themselves get screwed over.
2) Intolerance. Coming from anyone, directed at anyone.
3) People who believe attractiveness is inversely proportional to intelligence. Ugh.

Favorites

TV Show: I don't watch all that much TV, but I guess Dexter. True Blood has also recently caught my interest.
Drink: Herbal tea. Really.
Shoe: All of them.
Hat: My favorite hat, or my favorite kind of hat?
Color: That light reddish color, you know...
Music Genre: I'm pretty eclectic as far as music goes, if it's good, I generally like it.
Internet Meme: 'All your base', what else?

Do I...

Smoke: Nope.
Swear: Not unless I'm really mad, because I find it has better impact if you save it for special occasions.
Flip out and kill people: Not normally, but there was that one time in EDDT...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Not that I will admit to.
Knit scarves for orphans: Well, here in Florida, we almost never get 'scarf weather', so...

Future

Can you see into it? I knew you'd ask me that!
Should Marty have gone back to it? Yeah, the future has all kinds of cool stuff. I'd really like to go there myself.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Rich beyond my wildest dreams, if all goes according to plan.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I dunno, something to do.
Other random trivia: I like Mudkips. Seriously, I think they're cute.

[aika]

Zomg penguin is female? I never knew..

[Nunu]

Hi penguin! i missed your avatar yelling at me.

[Megamickel]

I see you took the liberty of filling in the blanks on my post, Nunu.

[garfield751]

The Basics

Name: garfield751
Age: 22
Gender: M
Birth Place: Unknown
Current Country of Residence: America
Occupation: Dead end job

Appearance

Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Dark brown

Personality

Zodiac: I have no idea
My Fears: Hights
Common Utterances: umm english?
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Who cares its a glass of water
Bad Habits: being an ass and bad spelling

3 Things You Dislike:
1) work
2) parents
3) ...Bush

Favorites

TV Show: Dirty jobs
Drink: Juice
Shoe: if its a shoe its a shoe
Hat: dont like em
Color: red
Music Genre: none
Internet Meme: ITS OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

Do I...

Smoke: no
Swear: who dosent
Flip out and kill people: i wish
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: nope
Knit scarves for orphans: wtf?

Future

Can you see into it? no but it would be a awsome power
Should Marty have gone back to it? who the fuck is Marty?
Where you'll be in 5 years? .....Jail?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: first linemarvel now just for the community and the lol's
Other random trivia: I have no god or religon

[Dreana]

I return! or wait..maybe its I have come! hmm nah not epic enough....ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME FOR I AM HERE! yah i like that one.

[Penguin]

Hi penguin! i missed your avatar yelling at me.
Not to play favorites, but my avatar likes yelling at you best. :3

Zomg penguin is female? I never knew..
Nooo! My secret revealed! Really though, I tend to be a bit coy about my gender, usually, due to 'no gurlz on the internet' and the aforementioned 'sammich' type comments being common experiences. This board seems too sophisticated for that sort of rubbish though (except sometimes in jest), so I'm not worried.

[Twisted]

I'm Twisted.

[Copper]

Dreana! *Squees and huggles* Though I think "I have come" works well on this forum! *laughs*

[Megamickel]

This board seems too sophisticated for that sort of rubbish though
Since when? And why is your laptop in the kitchen?

(except sometimes in jest)
...Damnit.

[Nunu]

I return! or wait..maybe its I have come! hmm nah not epic enough....ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME FOR I AM HERE! yah i like that one.

YAY!!! almost all the original quartet of sisters are back... all we'll ever get anyway...

also her laptop is quite clearly in the kitchen because how else would she get on the internet?

[DarkR34p3r]

The Basics

Name: Kevin
Age: 19
Gender:Male
Birth Place:San Francisco
Current Country of Residence:California
Occupation:Student

Appearance

Hair Color:Black
Eye Color:Brown
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: None of my concern
My Fears:Zombies
Common Utterances:Uhhhhh
Is the glass half full, or half empty:Full?
Bad Habits:Drinking from the carton

3 Things You Dislike:
1)Guro
2)Retards
3)People who help me become racist

Favorites

TV Show:Nothing on these days
Drink:MOUNTAIN DOO
Shoe:None
Hat:None
Color:Can't choose
Music Genre:ROCK!
Internet Meme:

Do I...

Smoke:No
Swear:Yes
Flip out and kill people:I wish
Play Guitar/Air Guitar:Air Guitar
Knit scarves for orphans:No

Future

Can you see into it? Architect/Inventor/Pediatrician
Should Marty have gone back to it? Wha?
Where you'll be in 5 years? Hopefully in a bigger house

Other Stuff

Reason for joining:I love tentacles
Other random trivia:none

[Nunu]

...
My Fears:Zombies
...

most people here will survive the inevitable zombie invasion on account of us having plans for it. the inevitable raptor invasion is what you should be scared of...

[DarkR34p3r]

most people here will survive the inevitable zombie invasion on account of us having plans for it. the inevitable raptor invasion is what you should be scared of...I do have my own zombie survival plan, but now that you bring the possibility of raptor invasion...

[Soulgain]

I'm still able to post here right?

*Covers himself against the inevitable hammer*

[DarkR34p3r]

I've only just discovered the new forums went into existence.:D

[Nunu]

whats with all these people thinking there going to get hammered?

its not like you underage or anything.

[DarkR34p3r]

Pfft, it's obvious that people are going to fake it. I welsome all into the world of hentai!!!

Okay, not all...

[Nunu]

well if there lying thats their problem not mine. not like i can be expected to do a full background check on everyone and ban them if there to young.

[ToxicShock]

Yeah, I do have a zombie survival plan for any regular location I might be in when it breaks out.

I don't have anything for raptors, but I do have plans for zombie raptors.

[Kusanagi]

Well, whatever was bugging out my computer about this site seems to have been fixed, since I can now come here without getting a million 'Trojan Detected!" warnings from AVG.

I don't have A zombie plan... I have 34 of them!
33 of my plans involve using Darkfire's corpse as bait so I can run for it :D
The 34th one, I willingly let myself get infected, so I can eat Darkfire!

As for the Raptors..... Only have about 20 plans, most involve praying to Raptorjesus.

[Chibichibi]

I has a zombie plan, and my Raptor plan includes fighting the leader of the pack to the death, so that the pack then recognizes ME as the leader, and I ride on one of them, the inevitable Achillobator giganticus (Raptor Cavalry!!) into battle and we kick ass.

/nerd

EDIT: Also. PUPPY! *noms*

[SirOni]

The Basics

Name: SirOni, or just Oni as most of you all know me.
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Birth Place: England
Current Country of Residence:.........Wales...
Occupation: Factory Worker, though I'll be going back to uni next year.

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown

Personality

Zodiac: Aries
My Fears: Thunder and lightning, heights, spiders and slimy bugs
Common Utterances: You wank! (whenever something doesnt go how I planned) Buggering Shitsticks (for the same reason) and occasionally LOL.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half Empty
Bad Habits: Chewing fingernails, farting in public

3 Things You Dislike:
1) The heat
2) Mashed Potato
3) The Polish that are working where Im working

Favorites

TV Show: Diagnosis Murder
Drink: Lilt
Shoe: Boot!
Hat: the one on my hoodie
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Any
Internet Meme: Cockmongler

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: All the time
Flip out and kill people: I havent yet
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: God no

Future

Can you see into it? I wish, though I've had many a dream where whats happened in my dreams has happened in real life years after.
Should Marty have gone back to it? ??? Who?
Where you'll be in 5 years? *checks seat* Hmm, looks like it'll still be nice and cozy then.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I was on the first board, and the temp board so why not, eh?
Other random trivia: Creator of the DG Doujin which was inspired by the DG flash game, Destroyer of worlds, Child friendly and an all round good guy.

[Copper]

A'ite, let's do a formal...

The Basics

Name: Copper
Age: Old enough to be here legally.
Gender: Female
Birth Place: Pennsylvania
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: Bookseller

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown


Personality

Zodiac: Virgo/Libra cusp, Snake, Olive (I think...)
My Fears: Having bones broken, something happening to my mother, and occasionally heights and spiders.
Common Utterances: "Crow." "Son of a *varies*"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Depends on what's in it.
Bad Habits: Looking a porn on the internet

3 Things You Dislike:
1)Morons
2)Bad Grammar
3)Slasher movies

Favorites

TV Show: Heroes, Stargate/Atlantis, Sanctuary, CSI: Vegas
Drink: N/A = Tea, Leaded = Mudslide
Shoe: My buckle boots!
Hat: My X-men Beast hat
Color: Black (until they come out with something darker)
Music Genre: Rock (I listen to anything but gangsta rap, really)
Internet Meme: Umm...Umm? I never really understood what a meme is *laughs*

Do I...

Smoke: Secondhand
Swear: Like a sailor, especially during Counterstrike.
Flip out and kill people: I work retail. It's only a matter of time.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Got my free air guitar at Gamestop last week!
Knit scarves for orphans: Knit? *laughs at the thought of being domestic*

Future

Can you see into it? Ocassionally
Should Marty have gone back to it? Yes. Otherwise there'd be a rend in time and space.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Published, hopefully.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Why the hell did I join, anyway? Found LM's spiral, found the forum, and probably joined so I could make some smartass remark to a post.
Other random trivia: I am genetically a packrat, proud to be a geek (the 'pop culture' kind, not the 'bite the heads of chickens' kind), am a font of useless information and snarky comments, and the whole reason I decided to finally do this was so I could answer the "Randomly flip out and kill people" question.

[SilentSilth]

Oh gods, there's a fucking form?!

The Basics

Name: Walter MacIness Queens the Third
Age: 19... so fucking close to 20.
Gender: Male
Birth Place: The Countryside, UK.
Current Country of Residence: I take a plane to the US every Monday through Thursday, then head to the UK on the weekends.
Occupation: Crack Whore

Appearance

Hair Color: Green.
Eye Color: Red.


Personality

Zodiac: The crab.
My Fears: Fucking Spiders.
Common Utterances: "Fucking. Spiders."
"Of course if a tree falls over in a forest and there's no one around to hear it, it makes a sound, simply because there's always gonna be that one squirrel wondering why he's suddenly staring up at the sky instead of at another tree."
Is the glass half full, or half empty: I just drank it.
Bad Habits: Not finishing PbPs.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) People who smack their lips.
2) People who are stupid - and I mean, all the time. Not just those occasional lapses we all have.
3) Bears.

Favorites

TV Show:
Drink: I can only afford water. :D
Shoe: THEIR FUCKING SHOES.
Hat: My Indiana Jones Fedora.
Color: Green.
Music Genre: All of it.
Internet Meme:

Do I...

Smoke: Only after I'm done with Slash. Mmm.
Swear: No I don't fucking swear.
Flip out and kill people: Only once. And by once, I mean every day since I turned 18.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yes.
Knit scarves for orphans: They're made of steel wool.

Future

Can you see into it? Yeah.

You're going to die.

Should Marty have gone back to it? No! He should have stayed with the Doc in 1955!
Where you'll be in 5 years? Hopefully an Anonymous Author.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I've been here since the Forum was first made.o.o;
Other random trivia: I promise, I'll cut one person's head off.

Other head.

[Soulgain]

Ahh,fine.....I can't lie about my age...

The Basics

Name:Soulgain/EG-X-Soul(CS only)/powerock859(I used this too much)
Age:18
Gender:Male
Birthplace:Singapore(That's right I'm the only person in this forum from SG)
Current Country of residence:Singapore(I'd put "Nil" actually)
Occupation:Secondary Student(Think it should be a Grade 8 student by Australian standards?)

Appearance

Hair Colour:Black with a little dash of gold on it
Eye Colour:Brown

Personality

Zodiac:Capricorn
My fears:Spiders,insects that sting,height
Current Utterance:Crap......
Is the glass half full,or half empty:I don't answer questions like this.
Bad Habits:Fapping -.-"

3 things you dislike:
1:School
2:Working
3:Hackers in games.

Favorites

TV Show:Nil(Too addicted to my pc to watch a thing)
Drink:Anything that's actually good enough to drink
Shoe:My sandals,they be multipurpose?
Hat:Nil
Color: Red.
Music Genre: Rock,Neu Metal,J-pop,orchestraed remixes of music I actually like
Internet Meme:None.

Do I...

Smoke:I'm the one that hate smokers,go figure.
Swear:Swear when my parents,sister,aunt are not around.
Flip out and kill people:No
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yes.
Knit scarves for orphans: I'm 18......which 18 year old guy would one to knit scarves?

Future

Can you see into it?:Rarely

Should Marty have gone back to it?:Who's Marty?

Where you'll be in 5 years?:Hopefully still surviving in Army training.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining:For teh lulz
Other random trivia: Computer addiction......no just the games.

[Nunu]

wow, you must be pretty dumb to be 18 and still be in grade 8

[dmronny]

Silth either copied ideas off my sheet, or he's my other personality that escaped long ago.

[Gatorbait]

Don't think Need to do this, but what the hell it's been a while friends :o

The Basics

Name: Christi
Age: mental: 4, actual: 24
Gender: Female
Birth Place: Florida
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: Recpetionist

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: Aries
My Fears: Lack of control (strange considering my love of bondage heheh)
Common Utterances: Whoops....
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Usually half-full. If not, fake it!
Bad Habits: Eating lol

3 Things You Dislike:
1) My ex
2) Smoking
3) Rum

Favorites

TV Show: HOUSE M.D.!!!!
Drink: with alcohol, whiskey; without, probably coffee
Shoe: Flipflop
Hat: Fedora
Color: Black
Music Genre: Rock
Internet Meme: LINEMARVIN!!!!

Do I...

Smoke: Ewwww
Swear: Fuck no
Flip out and kill people: If I can hide the body 0_o
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air Guitar, too uncoordinated to play the real thing
Knit scarves for orphans: This one time, at band camp...

Future

Can you see into it? Yes. Start stockpiling powdered milk, TRUST ME
Should Marty have gone back to it? Lets just say it's a good think he didn't hook up with his mamah!
Where you'll be in 5 years? Face down in a puddle of fail?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Originally turned on to MG by Ex, stayed cuz most people were cool.
Other random trivia: I like bondage ;)

[dmronny]

Why is there going to be a powdered milk shortage in the future. :eek:

[Nunu]

...strange considering my love of bondage heheh...

I like bondage ;)

Biggest Fetish: bondage!!! yay!!

there seems to be a pattern here that i just cant quite put my finger on

[Gatorbait]

Well if you remember on the first board I actually had a thread dedicated to my passion :p

[Soulgain]

Yeah I er,happened to have bad results lately......

[Lumarin]

Hah, I was on the original forums in all their goodness, with that game where you had to hide I kill XXXXX somewhere, and I won because I had the most insane method to kill em.

That said, I've always been a lurker and on and off poster.

[SilentSilth]

Silth either copied ideas off my sheet, or he's my other personality that escaped long ago.

GOOD TO SEE YOU, BROTHER!

Someone guess the quote.

[pbird]

Well if you remember on the first board I actually had a thread dedicated to my passion :p
I think I do actually - it had that great "How to" picture. I still have that kicking around somewhere...

[Copper]

GOOD TO SEE YOU, BROTHER!

Someone guess the quote.

Either Guan Yu or Zhang Fei.

[ToxicShock]

Bowfinger, I do the "good to see you again brother" quote a lot and then you have to do that cool high where you clasp hands.

[SilentSilth]

I was going more for the Liquid Snake seeing Solid Snake feel... but close enough.

[ToxicShock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oij8j2MhvNM
in all fairness.

Anyway, yeah, I forgot about metal gear solid. All I remember about that was every time he asks "don't you see the resemblance?" I always think. Well yeah, we both have our shirts off.

[Lucas]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii157/LineMarvelsLucas/Jokes/Liquid_by_MisterIngo.jpg

[avatar99]

The Basics

Name: Thomas
Age: 22
Gender: male
Birth Place: New York
Current Country of Residence: United states
Occupation: Babies R us guest service associate

Appearance

Hair Color: black
Eye Color: brown


Personality

Zodiac: Capricorn
My Fears: Being alone all my life
Common Utterances: you'll see em all eventually
Is the glass half full, or half empty: half empty
Bad Habits: chewing fingernails

3 Things You Dislike:
1) The media
2) Moms whom don't watch their children
3) Those parents that kill their own children

Favorites

TV Show: Buffy The vampire slayer
Drink: Dr pepper
Shoe: Nike
Hat: My Giants world champions hat
Color: red
Music Genre: Rock
Internet Meme: Cock mushroom

Do I...

Smoke: no just secondary
Swear: yes
Flip out and kill people: not yet
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: yes
Knit scarves for orphans: no

Future

Can you see into it? no unfortunately
Should Marty have gone back to it? deffinitely
Where you'll be in 5 years? hopefully the head of a big video game company

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Demon girl
Other random trivia: I'm single and a virgin so girls help me out...

[Chibichibi]

GOOD TO SEE YOU, BROTHER!

Someone guess the quote.

It reminds me of the Full Metal Alchemist movie... >.>

anywho, Hi returnin peepuls!

[Gatorbait]

I think I do actually - it had that great "How to" picture. I still have that kicking around somewhere...

I reckon I should start another thread here. Kind of a tradition at this point.

[pinata]

The Basics

Name: Pinata, or Candybag for short. Hell, Nunu could change my title to "Official Candy Container"... it wouldn't be the first time that's happened to me.
Age: 29
Gender: Male, though it'd be awesome to say futanari here.
Birth Place: Virginia
Current Country of Residence: United States
Occupation: Writer (currently unpublished, though I'm hoping that might change soon. And yes, I do use hentai influences in my work from time to time.)

Appearance

Hair Color: Black, though I've always wanted it purple.
Eye Color: Brown

Personality

Zodiac: Taurus. Yes, I'm an Irish Taurus. So don't piss me off.
My Fears: commitment, children, germs, gainful employment
Common Utterances: "Mafoogle!"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It's three-quarters full, and it's definitely a glass of cum.
Bad Habits: Talking in other people's made-up languages (Tolkien's Elvish, High D'Haran, The High Speech from The Dark Tower, etc.), saying inappropriately sexual things, especially to attractive women, making weird movements/noises (I may have mild Tourette's, though if I do it's not been officially diagnosed).

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Men in porn (every time a guy appears, at least when his face or ass are shown, it's a total boner-killer).
2) Judgmental Christians/pretty much any social conservative
3) Censorship

Favorites

TV Show: True Blood, with Heroes a close second and only trumped by True Blood because that one has nudity.
Drink: Sunset Passion Colada at Red Lobster.
Shoe: Though I don't wear them, spiked heels are useful for removing people's eyes so I always keep one around just in case.
Hat: Don't wear them... partly because I find them uncomfortable, and partly because unless I've just recently washed said hat it would gross me out to put it on my head.
Color: Purple
Music Genre: There's a subgenre of techno that groups like Balligomingo and Enigma belong to... unlike other, crappier techno it's hip-hop free, but I'm not sure what it's called.
Internet Meme: Squick (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick)

Do I...

Smoke: No, I'm allergic to it. Ditto for weed. Also, people say smoking outdoors is more considerate, but consider what all that pollution rising into the air does to our environment.
Swear: Fuckin' A.
Flip out and kill people: No, though I've come close to killing people a couple of times (in terms of actual amount of damage done).
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope. I sing, though.
Knit scarves for orphans: Orphans can blow me. Where's the charity for sexually frustrated fantasy geeks? :mad:

Future

Can you see into it? Sometimes when the phone rings, I know who's calling. Other than that, not really.
Should Marty have gone back to it? Probably not. Hiro probably shouldn't have either.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Location-wise, hopefully San Diego. Career-wise, at least halfway through the fantasy series I'm writing. Relationship-wise, trying to keep up with about a half-dozen girlfriends (I don't believe in monogamy).

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I'm an admirer of Linemarvel's work, and want to keep up with what's going on in his world. That, and I was on the last two forums and they pretty much kicked ass so I was stoked when I heard about this one.
Other random trivia: I can spit a watermelon seed three feet.

[Kusanagi]

The Basics

Name: Kyo Kusanagi
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Grand Chokmah
Current Country of Residence: Keterburg
Occupation: Gaurdian in the Shadows

Appearance

Hair Color: Blue
Eye Color: Brown


Personality

Zodiac: Saggitarius
My Fears: My Past
Common Utterances: "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?!?", "Fuck"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: half & half
Bad Habits: Using my stealth for evil*
*=see: perversion

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Disloyalty
2) Those who incite violence for personal gain
3) People who hoard money they don't need

(I guess I'll get serious now)

Favorites

TV Show: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Drink: Chocolate Malt
Shoe: IDC, though Redwing makes nice boots
Hat: wuzzat?
Color: Silver/Black
Music Genre: Almost anything
Internet Meme: Desu

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: Fuck you fuckers
Flip out and kill people: No..... well, not yet, least ways >.>
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I'd like to play guitar; for now, all I have is Guitar Hero
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope

Future

Can you see into it? Yes, and I see you asking more stupid questions
Should Marty have gone back to it? I think he should have been his own grandfather, like Fry
Where you'll be in 5 years? Trying for T.V. / Radio Production. Ya never know, I may be the next big Director / DJ :p

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I'm a pervert, DUR
Other random trivia: I love Pocky, reading, and women :p
And I'm single, ladies :D

[Pheonix Alugere]

The Basics

Name: Pheonix
Age: 18
Gender: Amorphous cloud of energy
Birth Place: USA
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: Student

Appearance

Hair Color: Bronze
Eye Color: Blue with random jagged yellow ring (best way I can describe it)

Personality

Zodiac: Taurus (I'm a load of bull apparently)
My Fears: Heights
Common Utterances: In RL "cactopus" pops sometimes (A catopus is an octopus catus hybrid)
Is the glass half full, or half empty: yes
Bad Habits: Melding my body to my chair for great durations

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Drugs
2) Drinking
3) Evangelicals

Favorites

TV Show: SG-1
Drink: Rootbeer
Shoe: Sandles
Hat: Buff
Color: Black
Music Genre: Rock Ballads
Internet Meme:

Do I...

Smoke: no
Swear: yes
Flip out and kill people: not normally
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: no
Knit scarves for orphans: no

Future

Can you see into it? cactopus
Should Marty have gone back to it? maybe
Where you'll be in 5 years? Earth

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Alternative RP's (Basically rpgs other than D&D)
Other random trivia: Cactopus

[avatar99]

Can we get pis of a cactopus?

[Rule 34]

Welcome, new face. (Even though you wrote Phoenix Wrong - he he, see what I did there?)

[Pheonix Alugere]

I'm not much of an artist so if I do end up drawing a cactopus it would be quite odd. For the time being think of an octopus with the think green skin of a cactus and covered with rows of needles.

[SirOni]

Internet Meme: Cock mushroom

WOOOOOH! I have created a meme!

Also, in response to Silths question; I'd say FMA as well, though thats only because Al greets Ed as brother most of the time xD

[MoT]

Name: MoT
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Finland
Current Country of Residence: Finland
Occupation: Student.

Appearance

Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Dark blue

Personality

-Snipping this-

3 Things You Dislike:
1) People who I have to explain things over and over and over again, in the internet.
2) People who I have to explain things over and over and over again, in the internet.
3) Guess.

Favorites

TV Show: House
Drink: Vodka, lemon, Fanta mix.
Shoe: Army boots
Hat: Top
Color: Purple
Music Genre: Metal
Internet Meme: Touch down Thormas Thompson.jpg

Do I...

Smoke: Every now and then
Swear: Fuck that.
Flip out and kill people: Njah.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Used to.
Knit scarves for orphans: No.

Future

Can you see into it? Every night.
Should Marty have gone back to it? No.
Where you'll be in 5 years? In an office, sitting in a chair writing down stuff while telling people that the dancing magical fish they see is not real.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Decided it'd be finally the damn time to do so.
Other random trivia:
I've been lurking for quite a while, even in the first forum before it was taken down. So I'm not techinicly -so- new.

[Kusanagi]

Hey, just a thought.....

Anyone remember what happened to Bob?

I miss him and his insanity-to-beat-all-of-ours-combined :(

[Nunu]

...
Swear: Fuck that.
...

overused joke is over used...

[Chibichibi]

Hey, just a thought.....

Anyone remember what happened to Bob?

I miss him and his insanity-to-beat-all-of-ours-combined :(Ask Pale.

[Pseudonym]

The Basics

Name: Sue
Age: 21ish
Gender: Male
Birth Place: A hospital
Current Country of Residence: States
Occupation: Student

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown

Personality

Zodiac: Gemini
My Fears: Suffocation
Common Utterances: Unf unf unf
Bad Habits: This forum

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Politics
2) Politicians
3) Lawyers

Favorites

TV Show: House
Drink: Scotch, single-malt. Preferably peaty.
Shoe: Sandals
Hat: My fedora
Color: Forest Green
Music Genre: Classic rock
Internet Meme: Classic AYBABTU

Do I...

Smoke: No.
Swear: Shit no. I ain't no damn hippie.
Flip out and kill people: I believe its better to keep a calm head for such tasks.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Only if the air is particularly fine.
Knit scarves for orphans: No.

Future

Can you see into it? No.
Should Marty have gone back to it? No.
Where you'll be in 5 years? No.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Addiction.
Other random trivia: I have to take a dump, I'll be right back.

[Courage Wolf]

Hi names Chris im a 20 year old student at DMACC working on my A.A.
Im ashamed to say that I was indeed a lurker on the other forum and would not have found this one for another week if toxic hadn't bothered to point out that i was, indeed, lurking on the wrong forum. If anybody cares my original screen-name on the other boards was wolf283 but in honor of Toxic pointing out that i am a blind /F/tard i have appropriately changed my screen-name

The Basics

Name: Christopher
Age: 20
Gender:Male
Birth Place:Offat Air Base, Nebraska
Current Country of Residence: Ames, Iowa,U.S.
Occupation: I deliver teh pizzas

Appearance

Hair Color: Blue currently (it changes every couple of months)
Eye Color: Hazel
If anyone would like to see a picture i could pass my myspace but be warned i rarely check the thing

Personality: Shy to a fault, seriously the pictures are only on my myspace due to a death-threat from some of my friends over seas. Im quite happy to sit in the backround and watch things unfold, but ive also been known to jump into fights that have absolutely nothing to do with me and i usually end them =P

Zodiac: Libra
My Fears: you'd be amazed wht a few near death experiences will do as far as killing whatever fears you had left lol
Common Utterances: I rarely speak let alone say something often enough for it to be considered common but i'm well known for my rather colorful insults
Is the glass half full, or half empty: whtever it is I bet it tastes delicious
Bad Habits: Smoker

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Bullies
2) Idiots
3) Spiders

Favorites

TV Show: futurama
Drink: Irish car Bomb
Shoe: Hiking Boots
Hat: Boonie
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Rock


Do I...

Smoke:yup
Swear: like a sailor
Flip out and kill people: never killed anyone but yes
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Drummer
Knit scarves for orphans: only if smallpox is involved

Future

Can you see into it? occasionally
Should Marty have gone back to it? no comment
Where you'll be in 5 years? Wyoming or Ireland depending on a few career choices

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Originally it was the rumor of mystic girl but later turned out to be th occasional hysterical banter and the doujin
Other random trivia: thnx for the smack upside the ears toxic

[Chibichibi]

Nooooes, not a double post!

[TribeZ]

The Basics

Name: Trivius, Triv for short.
Age: 19
Gender: M.
Birth Place: Belfast, Ireland
Current Country of Residence: Canada
Occupation: Bouncer.

Appearance

Hair Color: White with purple streaks.
Eye Color: Grey/red. Colored Contacts are win.
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: Dont know and dont care.
My Fears: Losing a barfight.
Common Utterances: None.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Lying in pieces on the floor, so empty.
Bad Habits: Smoking, Drinking, joining hentai forums.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Corporations
2) Censored H Games
3) Trolls that suck at trolling.

Favorites

TV Show: The Friday Night Project.
Drink: Anything that's over 27%
Shoe: No thx.
Hat: Sheep's Rum Baseball Cap.
Color: None.
Music Genre: What's Nine Inch Nails Classified as?
Internet Meme: 4 Strength 4 Stam Leather Belt?

Do I...

Smoke: Yes.
Swear: Possibly.
Flip out and kill people: As of yet, no.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Plays Bass.
Knit scarves for orphans: Children suck. Screw that.

Future

Can you see into it? No.
Should Marty have gone back to it? No.
Where you'll be in 5 years? In a bar.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: LM is win.
Other random trivia: I don't like children.

[DarkFire1004]

Lol'd at the blind guy.

[ToxicShock]

Lol'd at the blind guy.

Haha, if I had a dollar for every time...

[dmronny]

Hehe yes welcome to the side of the non-lurkers, don't forget to try the punch I'm told it's laced with cyanide.

[Caulder]

The Basics

Name: Burrito_of_DOOM!. A.K.A. Burrito, A.K.A. DOOM-san
Age: 18
Gender: M
Birth Place: Michigan, US
Current Country of Residence: US
Occupation: Cashier for a bookstore

Appearance

Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: hazel
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality: I'm a defender of anything Japanese, and I hate it when people just decide to mock Japanese stuff because I'm watching it

Zodiac: Virgo
My Fears: Spiders. Anything hotter than 80 degrees
Common Utterances: "Pwnt". "Burrito approves of this most awesome of posts". "Would you like some cheese with that whine?".
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half Full
Bad Habits: I tend to be an argumentative person when it comes to Hentai, and I tend to be an asshole whenever someone decides to bash a good Tentacle flick

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Racists
2) People who think Dubs are better than Subs.
3) People who piss me off

Favorites

TV Show: NCIS
Drink: haven't got one, I like 'em all, long as it tastes edible
Shoe: work boots
Hat: baseball cap
Color: blue
Music Genre: rock
Internet Meme: "ROFL-COPTER"

Do I...

Smoke: nah, tastes like shit
Swear: of course
Flip out and kill people: nah, I prefer to just ruin their view on life
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: nah, too boring
Knit scarves for orphans: nah

Future

Can you see into it? Nah, I prefer to think of what's happening in the present
Should Marty have gone back to it? nah
Where you'll be in 5 years? Prolly working on some kinda construction project

Other Stuff I love these forums. Finally, a place where I can talk about Hentai without being burned, like on 4chan

[Rule 34]

Dude, you love NCIS? Can we make out in a very sloppy way?

I mean... hi!

[Chibichibi]

Dude, you love NCIS? Can we make out in a very sloppy way?

I mean... hi!

Et tu!?

[elcatnet]

The Basics

Name: Elcatnet, i'll probably answer to El
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Australia
Current Country of Residence: Australia
Occupation: none

Appearance

Hair Color: (changes colour depending on its mood, usu blonde)
Eye Color: brown


Personality

Zodiac: Aquarius
My Fears: Birds
Common Utterances:
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half empty
Bad Habits: Staying up late on the Internet

3 Things You Dislike:
1) people who smoke in front of no-smoking signs
2) zealots
3) Online Role Playing Games

Favorites

TV Show: anything with plot of fanservice
Drink: depends on the weather
Shoe: mine
Hat: don't wear any
Color: blue
Music Genre: female artist
Internet Meme: are motivational posters a meme ? (if not O rly Ya Rly)

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Sometimes
Flip out and kill people: you can't prove anything.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: no
Knit scarves for orphans: no

Future

Can you see into it? No
Should Marty have gone back to it? not a third time
Where you'll be in 5 years? Hopefully alive with enough money to live comfortably.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: i did it for lolz
Other random trivia: once bought someones soul for $0.20 in primary school

[Kusanagi]

Meh. I prefer CIS Miami.

I'd go gay for Horatio.

Err, I mean...

Greetings, new people! ^^;

[ToxicShock]

Horatio is (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3f/Sticky.png)
Awesome (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3e/Csisemen.jpg)
(i couldnt choose)
I love the second pair of glasses

[Courage Wolf]

horatio is indeed awesome. although due to my work schedule (which is a mild form of hell in and of itself) i no longer get to watch the show SADFACE!
o and srry about the double post my comp had a coniption fit during my first attempt and my forced refresh added another one :P

[Kusanagi]

horatio is indeed awesome. although due to my work schedule (which is a mild form of hell in and of itself) i no longer get to watch the show SADFACE!
o and srry about the double post my comp had a coniption fit during my first attempt and my forced refresh added another one :P

Yeah, that happens to me sometimes when I use my PSP to post on forums.
I`m sure Nunu will overlook it... for now :p

[Chibichibi]

Horatio is (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3f/Sticky.png)
Awesome (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3e/Csisemen.jpg)
(i couldnt choose)
I love the second pair of glasses

XDDDDDDDD

I love Horatio's One liners.

But i couldn't choose between any of those shows D: I don't have a true Favorite... Though Would Blue Planet and Planet Earth count? Cause seeing those in HD in my 52inch Plasma TV was the most awesome experience OF. My. LIFE. You know how they say it looks so real? They're right. I felt like i was looking through a window.

[Kusanagi]

XDDDDDDDD

I love Horatio's One liners.

But i couldn't choose between any of those shows D: I don't have a true Favorite... Though Would Blue Planet and Planet Earth count? Cause seeing those in HD in my 52inch Plasma TV was the most awesome experience OF. My. LIFE. You know how they say it looks so real? They're right. I felt like i was looking through a window.


Horatio One-liners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948)

Everytime someone mentions 'plasma t.v.', my mind thinks of Kirk calling Scotty because his Plasma t.v. started venting on it's own XD

[Chibichibi]

ILU Puppy. Danke for video

*noms*

[Hentaispider]

The Basics<casts wall of text>

Name: Hooker, because I didn't want to make up a new one or use one I'm already using elsewhere. Why this name? To put it shortly, I came up with a joke and used this in another forum(hooker=hookeyplayer). No, I'm not a hooker really, nor a hookey-/hockeyplayer. You can also call me Ish, although that's not my real name either.
Age:19
Gender: M
Birth Place: Unknown
Current Country of Residence: Finland
Occupation: assassin

Appearance

Hair Color: Dark brown
Eye Color: green
Usual clothing: Black t-shirt and black jeans or camouflage trousers(using the word trousers to avoid ambiguity)(official Finnish army model -91)

Personality

Zodiac: Scorpio
My Fears: Daylight
Common Utterances:
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half empty, unless it contains blood.
Bad Habits: maniacal laughter

3 Things You Dislike:
1)dogs
2)stupidity
3)bad spelling and grammar.

Favorites

TV Show: don't watch much TV
Drink: depends on mood...I kinda like screwdriver
Shoe: whatever as long as it's comfy and black.
Hat: Top hat
Color: dark blue
Music Genre: power metal
Internet Meme: lolcats

Do I...

Smoke:no
Swear:not around elder people
Flip out and kill people:haven't been caught yet
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: yes. I play classical guitar and have been playing it for way too long. I can also play electric guitar but not as well.
Knit scarves for orphans:No. I do feed them occasionally(the ones I keep n my cellar in case I need a human sacrifice, that is.

Future

Can you see into it?no
Should Marty have gone back to it?no
Where you'll be in 5 years? hopefully somewhere warmer.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: lurking. I probably won't be posting very much.
Other random trivia:I don't like talking about politics or religion. Also, I have no soul.

[aika]

I think Hooker is learning the need of using spaces in his text.

Also welcome to the forum.

[Nunu]

its about time we had a male hooker.

[aika]

We already had Ryu. He's my conquest.

[Nunu]

i didn't know you had a man stable aika. the wonders never cease

[ZeroSpace]

A bit late considering this is my 3rd post I made, but hi, I am new.
I like to write and read stories, I am poor, I am very indecisive, I am here cause I think I should've join all those monthes ago. I leech, but I contribute if I can, I hate uploading stuff, I listen to Japenese music, I don't really like american music, I am a dreamer, I like to play games, I like to watch the game I am currently playing on TV, I like my comp, I am a guy, no I am not gay, no I am not a hooker, and no, I am not not as organized as the guy above me that states that he is a assassin when he told everyone he's an assassin which will allow people to kill him 1st, no I don't kill people unless they attack 1st, yes I am crazy at random times, yes I might go crazy and cause attack people randomly, yes I am random, no I am not stupid, yes I am an ass, no I am not your bitch, yes I like to bitch, and uh... yeah i ran out...
So yeah, post some stuff and let the leecher(me) have his fun!

[dmronny]

Wow, someone who apparently drinks more coffee than me. Anyways welcome.

[Courage Wolf]

welcome indeed, just had a pot myself, good stuff.
are we bored with the magnificence that is horatio already?

and i agree after months of simply lurking and reading damn near everything, Aika with a conquest sounds to unreal to be possible.

[Bob]

*dramatic music* *demonic voice* I arrive! tremble! tremble before me!!!** 'sup all? long time!!

[dmronny]

Howdy, Bob nice to see you made it.

[Bob]

lurker informed me of the site's existence, so much for the ragnarock system huh?

[aika]

BOB!!! Hi!

And if you'd been active on TH or the chat you'd have known ;)

[Bob]

:P yeah well, life gets busy, also, i don't like keeping track of so many sites.

[ToxicShock]

Bend Over Boyfriend?

[DarkFire1004]

Oh my God! Bob's back! Welcome back dude!

[Nunu]

Bend Over Boyfriend?

actually its long for kate

[aika]

...bob is shorter than kate...

[Nunu]

go to 2 minuets 20 seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG9HSqjGWKY)

and quite frankly aika i'm ashamed of you...

[ToxicShock]

I wouldn't mind being long for kate.

Yes, that works two ways

[Kusanagi]

Awesome, Lucas' other half is here now :D

Now we just need to find some lurking lurkers, or perhaps a troll, to let them loose upon >.>

[slash]

Back now, if anyone cares/remembers me, not sure how active I'll be, but eh at least now I can be :P

(and a certain someone can stop telling me to join the forum already... you know who you are :O )

[Nunu]

is it me?

[slash]

How could it be you? we've talk for a total of 5 mins since the orignal forum died D:

I thought you didn't love me anymore Nunu D: D:

[Chibichibi]

Back now, if anyone cares/remembers me, not sure how active I'll be, but eh at least now I can be :P

(and a certain someone can stop telling me to join the forum already... you know who you are :O )
*noms* finally.

[Nunu]

How could it be you? we've talk for a total of 5 mins since the orignal forum died D:

I thought you didn't love me anymore Nunu D: D:

awww, thats just because your ugly

[slash]

Ouch that one hurt Nunu xD

[dmronny]

Well if you'd quit hitting yourself with various martial arts weapons you wouldn't be so ugly. Er, I mean welcome back.

[Kusanagi]

Well Slash, if you still want to, I could find my FE notes again, if you still wanna do that FE based game.

You left for a while, though, so I'll have to dig :D

[slash]

Well Slash, if you still want to, I could find my FE notes again, if you still wanna do that FE based game.

You left for a while, though, so I'll have to dig :D

<.< >.> Yeah.... the... FE game....

Look naked Lyn! *points and runs off in a random direction*

(seriously though if you want to try and take over the game, pm me and I'll try to give you the very little info I actually had on it to see if it could help ya. >.>;; )

[Kusanagi]

Nah, no good at GMing.

As for naked Lyn, ha, you can't fool me. I know she's tied up in your basement.

At least I managed to nab Ninian and Karla. I went for Florina, but, well, she kinda latched onto Lyn.
(Lucky bastard >p)

[slash]

:eek:
You knowz my secret

<.< >.>

*goes to his basement and locks doors*

You can't have them :O
Do you know how much rope I had to use to keep them from getting out!? :p

[Kusanagi]

More than I, I can guess. Lyn's one tough girl :p

I'll share if you do?

[slash]

All negotiations involving the sharing of Lyn and Florina must be submitted in writing :P anywho (Stops posing before Aika or Nunu gets onto me about being off topic :P)

[Kusanagi]

Alright, alright :p

Next contestant, come on down!

[aika]

*Has a very strong urge to play Fire Emblem again*

[Sinfulwolf]

The Basics

Name: Jackie Wolf... or Sin
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Birth Place: Canada
Current Country of Residence: Canada legally... but currently kinda Afghanistan
Occupation: Army

Appearance

Hair Color: Black (natural black too)
Eye Color: Hazel


Personality

Zodiac: Western: Leo, Chinese: Dragon
My Fears: getting shot
Common Utterances: "Fuck" "Mother Fuck" "Fuck balls" "Son of a Fuck" "God Fucking Damnit" "Cunt" "Shit Fuck" and various other combinations using the word fuck
Is the glass half full, or half empty: I just drained it... tasty Afghan tea
Bad Habits: bad temper

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Writer's Block
2) Bad sex (yes it exists)
3) American beer (sorry... just don't like it, and it was the first thing to come to my head)

Favorites

TV Show: Battlestar Galactica
Drink: white russian
Shoe: been wearing combat boots for the most part recently... for them, Magnums. 5.11s arn't bad either.
Hat: I have a Pittsburgh Steelers hat that I wear all the time
Color: Black, Red and gray
Music Genre: Heavy Metal
Internet Meme: uh... not sure

Do I...

Smoke: Alas I do occasionally... bad military habits
Swear: Um... yeah
Flip out and kill people: I do have a bad temper, as for the other one, that's classified (not kidding about that either)
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I've played rock band
Knit scarves for orphans: Can't knit

Future

Can you see into it? no...
Should Marty have gone back to it? and done his mother
Where you'll be in 5 years? have no clue

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I was a member before
Other random trivia: I love wolves

[ShadowWolfSBI]

You're not the only one who doesn't like (most) American beers, or as I prefer to call them: piss-water.

Nice to see that you're still in reasonably good health.

[Sinfulwolf]

I have yet to be shot if that's what you mean... though not from their lack of trying.

[ShadowWolfSBI]

Yeah, that's basically what I meant.

To quote once again from Tom Clancy...((Ding Chavez, in the book Rainbow Six.))

"Running away is an ability I want to keep, if you know what I mean."

And before anyone makes the poor joke, no, I am not trying imply that Sinful runs away from combat.

[SirOni]

It MAY be a bit late, but whatever...

Anyway, welcome back Sinful and Slash, good to see you again.





Hmmm, Sinful and Slash....Sounds like a cop duo.

[slash]

It MAY be a bit late, but whatever...

Anyway, welcome back Sinful and Slash, good to see you again.





Hmmm, Sinful and Slash....Sounds like a cop duo.

Does that make her the hardnosed, get the job done Bad Cop, and me the pushover, but makes sure she doesn't go too far Good Cop? I could live with that xD

[SirOni]

Lol why not, it sounds like a show I'd watch xD

[Nunu]

just going off names i'd think avatar 99 would be a good drug running villain

[dmronny]

Nice to see ya back Sinful to the forums not the North American continent. At least I'm not the only one with bad military habits now.

[Chibichibi]

Sinful! *noms* Good to see you're still alive, and welcome back.

[avatar99]

just going off names i'd think avatar 99 would be a good drug running villain

Do I even want to know why?

[Sinfulwolf]

Thanks for the welcomes. I apreciate it. And yes shadowwolf, though I don't run from combat I still retain the ability to do so. hurray for not getting blown up. So I'm the bad cop then? I swear that guy had an RPG when I shot him... I swear...

[dmronny]

In Iraq we didn't need to see a weapon, we just had to feel threatened by his actions. Besides it wouldn't be that hard to plant one on him afterwards. Not that I'm seriously suggesting to do that, but I'm sure someone's done it.

[Nunu]

Do I even want to know why?

on the plus side you get to put on your pimps hat and robe.

[Sinfulwolf]

dmronny: Yeah we could always plant stuff... but I don't feel threatened by most of the people here. However they have a weapon : kill em. They be planting something : Kill em.

[dmronny]

So are they changing your rules of engagement every week like they did ours. It got so bad we'd have to get a new briefing every time we went out on OP or patrol on top of our normal briefing. What was really fun was when they told us we couldn't return fire unless we were actually threatened, still haven't figured out what they meant by that. Personally if I'm being fired at I feel threatened, but I guess generals don't. Not that they would've known what Iraq was like while they were sitting in Bahrain.

[Giron]

Back folks, in yet another iteration. I might just start believing in reincarnation if the forum keeps changing addresses. :P Community Game is in a state of semi-limbo, I'm having trouble solving the problem of moving the heroine's arms with her aim. Contemplating a change to top-down maybe or something like that, but right now I'm throttled back because of school. it's been a fairly busy semester. Anyhoo, can't wait to check out the new forum and howdy to everyone :)

[lurker]

HE'S BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!11!!! *TACKLESNUGGLEGLOMPRAEP!!!*

[dmronny]

Welcome back.

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome back Giron, glad you found your way back.

And Ronny, no they don't change *that* often... but often enough to be annoying.

[Innocent Mischief]

Hello all, this is the new updated StickyFace. The new site looks fantastic and its good to see everyone as active as ever. I hope to get back into the normal sanity that runs rampant here as i now should have more free time.

[slash]

What is it with old users trying to change there names? D:

It makes it harder for me to remember which ones I am supposed to stalk!

I mean.... <.< >.> welcome back :D

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome back Innocent Mischief.

[Innocent Mischief]

Thank for the sweet welcome i was looking over my shoulder for...

[Nunu]

heya sticky.

[Innocent Mischief]

Hello hello

[Nunu]

whatcha doin

[Stasia]

Introducing... myself.

[dmronny]

Hi, nice to see ya back. Hopefully you stick around awhile.

[DarkFire1004]

who b dat nao

[Pale]

Good to see you back, Anti-chan. You were missed.

P

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome back AI!!!

[Stasia]

*smiles.* Feels good to know I'm missed somewhere...

[Chibichibi]

Aww, we always missed ya. Even though i said so on your profile, welcome back!

[SiphonTalvesh]

Agreed, you've been massively missed, welcome back! *hugs teh Anti.*

[Nunu]

its like we're a real family again.

[aika]

Now all we need is linemarvin.

[ToxicShock]

Poppa's not coming back anytime soon, is he?

[Courage Wolf]

sadly i dont think so... as much as i hate to be the downer. if hes been gone and unnactive on his site as well as the forums then i think he might have abandoned us, not to mention his by-the-way game project 90% dont mention anymore out of sadness. *cough MYSTIC_GIRL hack* i think hes just about done with us until the fancy strikes him to find us again and that could be tommorow \, it could be in 6 months im stating for the record that im not optimistic on this one

[Kusanagi]

YAY, AI'S BACK!!!!
Now, get in here Dark so she can tor- I mean, do unmentionable things to you...

>.>


Poppa's not coming back anytime soon, is he?

Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory

[Sinfulwolf]

Hehe, Kusanagi made me laugh good!

[Obeliskos]

Introducing... myself.

*packs bags*

[Momiji]

*packs bags*

Shit man, we can't stay. Gogogogo! We can make it to the airport if we hurry!

[Obeliskos]

Shit man, we can't stay. Gogogogo! We can make it to the airport if we hurry!

*calling from France*

Say what now? I'm losing you, and these long distance phone calls are expensive as hell.

[SirOni]

Lol Slow Mo is slow. SEE WUT I DID THAR?

[DarkFire1004]

Slow-Mo is now a meme.

[aika]

*is sorely tempted to rename momiji*

[Sinfulwolf]

He will always be Slow-Mo to me from now on.

[DarkFire1004]

Do it, Aika. Do it now.

[Newbie]

http://ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=18&pictureid=441
Do it!

[Sinfulwolf]

oh wow...

[SirOni]

Slow-Mo is now a meme.

WOOT! Another meme created by me!

[Obeliskos]

FARCED MEEM ALURT

[Momiji]

Fucking hell.

[SirOni]

SLOW-MO BE QUIET! AND STOP MAKING POINTLESS POSTS!









yes I realise that this post is pointless too >_>

[Momiji]

SLOW-MO BE QUIET! AND STOP MAKING POINTLESS POSTS!









yes I realise that this post is pointless too >_>

I REFUSE!!!

[Obeliskos]

Mo got an infraction for refusing? :O!

[Nunu]

if you remember this is a topic for introductions. going off topic is one thing but you two are taking it to a whole new level.

[Obeliskos]

Yeah, we did veer off-course didn't we... It's hard to stay on topic. :(

[Nunu]

well off topic is were we usually live but your not even on a topic any more, you are topicless. thats like having plain chips, not original... just plain, they exist to deliver flavours not to just be themselves.