Introduce yourself

[Kusanagi]

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."
http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=14&pictureid=4042

[Obeliskos]

Other random trivia: I'm a furfag. Bite me.

Hell no, you'd probably find it erotic, you sick piece of shit.

AI is gonna kick your ass :eek:

Thankfully that fucking loser is inactive.

[Kusanagi]

AI does seem to show up at just the right times, though.

[metallurker]

Name: metal
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Birth Place:Rhode Island
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation:Student

Appearance

Hair Color:dark brown
Eye Color:brown

Well theres a lot to put here theres the regular me who is quiet, analytical and polite. Then you have asshole me who is like normal me except slightly irratable, impolite and loud. Then you have psycho me which at which point its best just to run away very fast.

Zodiac: Aries
My Fears: heights
Common Utterances: KaBOOM! To f***ing early
Is the glass half full, or half empty: does it mater i am going to drink it anyway
Bad Habits: Lossing my temper

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Lazy people
2) People abusing power
3) People trying to irritate me

Favorites

TV Show: mythbusters
Drink: straight jack daniels
Shoe:Boots
Hat: none
Color:orange
Music Genre: Most rock/metal
Internet Meme: whatever

Do I...

Smoke:not anymore
Swear: often
Flip out and kill people:came way to close
Play Guitar/Air Guitar:real guitar
Knit scarves for orphans: Why

Future

Can you see into it? nope
Should Marty have gone back to it? good question
Where you'll be in 5 years? if i aint dead ssdd

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: boredom intrest
Other random trivia: did not realize i stole someones name

I have been described by my friends as the love child between a tank and a brick wall. Explosives= True Happiness

[DarkFire1004]

I don't know why, but your response to the orphan question was the best one I've ever read. It's so simple, but it's so perfect.

Welcome to the forums.

[Momiji]

I also liked your response to the glass half empty or half full question. Very direct.

[DarkFire1004]

And your abs are so rock hard. I'm soooooooo horny right now.

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome to the forums Metal. Enjoy yer stay.

[Stuffie]

Greets Metal, hope you will enjoy your stay.

[Gurofiend24]

Name: Delicious
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Belleflower
Current Country of Residence: California
Occupation: Student Teacher

Appearance

Hair Color:Black, Gray, White, Brown. No dye included
Eye Color:Rainbow with black frame over em.

Personality

Zodiac: I dunno is monkey one? either that or Taurus. D:
My Fears: Dying by nut sack to the face a thousand times.
Common Utterances: ......Wuuuu~t?
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Neither, there is no glass :l
Bad Habits: Pointing at people :x

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Candies that get stuck to your teeth.
2) Chips that get stuck to your teeth.
3) Gay porn.

Favorites

TV Show: Whose line is it anyway
Drink: Milk
Shoe: Can I have two? I'd like a pair of converse
Hat: Mah hair ain't sexy enough?
Color: I'm.... Yellow? D:
Music Genre: Alernative
Internet Meme: What?

Do I...

Smoke: HELL NO
Swear: ^Hell yea(Though ashamed)
Flip out and kill people: Irl?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I feel I'm more skilled at air piano.
Knit scarves for orphans: After they pay.

Future

Can you see into it?: The word "it" or the literal meaning of future?
Should Marty have gone back to it?: .....Wuuuu~t?
Where you'll be in 5 years?: On this forum for the lulz

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I was like, "Hey, porn."
Other random trivia: I have a dog named Chichi.

[Copper]

Welcome, Fiend. Given your reason for joining, have some popcorn and enjoy the porn.

Y'know, one trend I'm noticing is that people don't get the "Marty" reference a lot. It's gotta be a child of the 80's thing or something...

Babies. I'm surrounded by babies. Sheesh.

[Newbie]

All these '18' and '19' year olds have never seen back to the future? I have my doubts. Hence the quote marks. But I have been known to be wrong before, and I see no reason to stop now.

[Stuffie]

1.21 Gigawatts??

Anyway, greetings to you Gurofiend. Hope you have a fun time around here. Btw:

TV Show: Whose line is it anyway

this show totally rocks indeed. Colin ftw!

[Gatorbait]

Welcome, Fiend. Given your reason for joining, have some popcorn and enjoy the porn.

Y'know, one trend I'm noticing is that people don't get the "Marty" reference a lot. It's gotta be a child of the 80's thing or something...

Babies. I'm surrounded by babies. Sheesh.

It's sad really :-(

Welcome to everyone I have missed!

[Kusanagi]

Welcome, Fiend. Given your reason for joining, have some popcorn and enjoy the porn.

Y'know, one trend I'm noticing is that people don't get the "Marty" reference a lot. It's gotta be a child of the 80's thing or something...

Babies. I'm surrounded by babies. Sheesh.

Nooo, you're making me feel old now :x

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/christopher-lloyd-future.jpg

And just because:
http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=14&pictureid=4083 (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/12184-suburban)

[Zideeane]

People that haven't seen back to the future?

What.

[Alias]

For serious. Seems like I've been feeling old more and more often lately.

[TheWeirdOne]

I'm 19 and I've seen that movie like 3 times.

There is no excuse for not seeing it.

[Hentaispider]

I'm 19 and I've seen that movie like 3 times.

There is no excuse for not seeing it.

Well, I'm twenty, and I think I've seen it once. But that was so long ago that I can barely remember.

[Singsong]

Hello, I am a newbie and I am introducing myself. I'm Singsong, I'm Scottish, I like tentacles and by extension LineMarvel, and I've also been a member of the old (I think...?) Unofficial Linemarvel Forums under the name 'Kaiser'.

From Kaiser to Singsong? You bet, sometimes you just need to drop the pretentious manly vibe and sing a little something!

No, seriously, one kilt joke and I bludgeon someone to death with a kitten. ;)

[Incubus]

It first i was like =o =D

And then I as like =|

[Hentaispider]

Hello, I am a newbie and I am introducing myself. I'm Singsong, I'm Scottish, I like tentacles and by extension LineMarvel, and I've also been a member of the old (I think...?) Unofficial Linemarvel Forums under the name 'Kaiser'.

From Kaiser to Singsong? You bet, sometimes you just need to drop the pretentious manly vibe and sing a little something!

No, seriously, one kilt joke and I bludgeon someone to death with a kitten. ;)

Are you implying that you're not manly enough to wear kilts?

[Newbie]

Hello, I am a newbie

Every time I look in this thread some daft bastard is running about claiming to be me. I'M ME GODDAMNIT.
/sarcasm

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome Singsong.

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome Singsong.
And I love kilts. I have a few of my own in the closet.

[DarkFire1004]

Haha. You left that message up for six hours without anybody noticing. New record.

[Stuffie]

Hello and welcome to the forums, Singsong.

[Singsong]

Sorry Newbie! They hand out masks of you at the front door and told me I couldn't come in without wearing it...

Kilts are awesome but kittens are their natural enemies. Unprotected man-parts have a habit of swinging in a very provocative way around kittens.
And yes, I know that from experience - Thank GOD for quick reflexes or my voice would be several octaves higher. Permanently. ._.

I have a few kilts hanging up for special occasions too, like weddings, parties, any time I need to go to England, and when I'm too hot and just need a bit of a breeze.

Jeans for work, though - I'm also a farmboy. Och aye the noo, ah'm away tae milk the coo. Etc. :B

[Sinfulwolf]

Haha. You left that message up for six hours without anybody noticing. New record.

Yeah, thought I hit edit... apparently not.

[plmnko]

Kilts are awesome but kittens are their natural enemies. Unprotected man-parts have a habit of swinging in a very provocative way around kittens.
And yes, I know that from experience - Thank GOD for quick reflexes or my voice would be several octaves higher. Permanently. ._.

I have a few kilts hanging up for special occasions too, like weddings, parties, any time I need to go to England, and when I'm too hot and just need a bit of a breeze.



Hahaha This bring me back memories (of movies of course, i dont have cats)

Welcome Singsong and every other Newbie than i forget in this post.

[Gatorbait]

Welcome singsong!

[Jimmy Kudo]

Name: Y'all can just call me Jay or if that's not an option...Jimmy
Age: 21 (black jack and booooooze
Gender:I'm 100% man
Birth Place: Hell...no but seriously USA
Current Country of Residence: U S A
Occupation:washing dishes for a living.

Appearance

Hair Color:Brown
Eye Color:Brown


Personality

Zodiac: Leo, Year of the Dragon
My Fears:Large Woodland Creatures.
Common Utterances:"...haha...wait wut?"
Is the glass half full, or half empty:It's half full of moldy grape juice
Bad Habits:...ranting on abut anime when nobody really gives a shit about it

3 Things You Dislike:
1)Being hungry
2) Small children in restaurants....steak houses should not be ruined by crying 2 year olds
3)politics

Favorites

TV Show:NCIS
Drink:Monster Energy Coffee: Mean Bean
Shoe:I don't really judge footwear
Hat:Fedora
Color:Grey
Music Genre:Misc
Internet Meme:I see what you did there
Do I...

Smoke:Negative
Swear:...f*** yea
Flip out and kill people:...that depends ....do you by chance have ssix fingers on your left hand?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: learning guitar mastered air guitar
Knit scarves for orphans:....orphans are my primary food source

Future

Can you see into it? I see something sticky in you near future
Should Marty have gone back to it? he's gotta go back...BACK TO THE FUTURE!
Where you'll be in 5 years? I'll be in yur base killin yur doods

Other Stuff

Reason for joining:...porn...nuff said
Other random trivia:I laugh like the joker from the 90's batman cartoon and my favorite quotes are "Screw the rules I have money" "you have no idea what your f***in with do you" and "My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die"

[Alias]

I think I'd rather call you JK.

Welcome.

[Gatorbait]

Welcome JK. And yes, NCIS is the shit, I LOOOOOOVE Abby.

[UrbanKirasagi]

Name: UrbanKirasagi
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Birth Place: New York
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: College Student

Appearance

Nationality: Asian-American (Japanese)
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Green

Personality

Zodiac: Capricorn
My Fears: Big one is underwater creature thingies (even the Eel in Super Mario 64 gives me issues...)
Common Utterances: "Fuck off <.<" *in jest*
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It was full of chocolate milkshake, but then I dumped half of that over my sister, so now it's half full.
Bad Habits: Making messes, speeding through posts and mispeling something.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Spiders
2) Jerks
3) People who don't read the (mother f@#&ing) thread before they (mother f@#&ing) post.

Favorites

TV Show: Highschool of the Dead (for now)
Drink: Chocolate milk/shake
Undies: Boyshorts, g-string on special occasions only.
Hat: Baseball caps
Color: Indigo
Music Genre: Whatever sounds good
Internet Meme: See dislikes

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Quite a fucking bit.
Flip out and kill people: Depends
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope
Knit scarves for orphans: I'll snuggle them to keep them warm

Future

Can you see into it? Nope
Should Marty have gone back to it? Yes
Where you'll be in 5 years? I hope to be working in Japan as an anime writer and English teacher.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Jungle Girl and Demon Girl are some of my favorite hentai games from ages back, and when I was roaming Gelbooru and found a Jungle Girl gif from the remake, I followed it back here and got excited, so here I am.
Other random trivia: I'd have no interest in it if it was called "Jungle/Demon Boy".

[SirOni]

Okay, you're instantly my new favourite person seeing as your favourite show is Highschool of the Dead. Welcome aboard, UrbanKirasagi.

[Gatorbait]

Welcome to the forums UrbanKirasagi. Mind the gap.

[Nunu]

Morning.

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome Jimmy, whose Birthday is fast approaching, and welcome Urban.

Though I have to ask about this Highschool of the Dead. I don't believe I've heard of it, which is upsetting.

[SirOni]

It's a zombie apocalypse kind of affair manga thats recently been turned into an anime with copious amounts of breast and panty shots. And most of the female zombies are well endowed too.

[Jimmy Kudo]

I think I'd rather call you JK.

Welcome.

JK it is then....also thanks everyone for the welcome....and welcome Urban adn @ sinfulwolf....yes birthday...presents...money A STEAK DINNER...FUCK YEA

[the_taken]

Welcome new peepoh. Also, UrbanKirasagi

Other random trivia: I'd have no interest in it if it was called "Jungle/Demon Boy".[/COLOR]

Would you be interested in 'Demon Boy' if the game was about you running around an all girl's High School/Collage/Nunnery raping the student's bodies with your three, long, prehensile tentacocks?

[DarkFire1004]

Hell no. Any porn that involves a guy is fucking gay.

[Gatorbait]

So like 98% of porn is gay? (i.e. all the porn with a guy and a girl doing it. Insert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg here)

[DarkFire1004]

Exactly. All you motherfuckers are gay.

[Nunu]

the only two people here in this thread right now that are gay are you (because your a woman) and UK (which from this point on i shall name Uky, and from that to pooky).

thems the facts kids.

[Hentaispider]

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Spiders

Favorites
Music Genre: Whatever sounds good

*twitch* *twitch* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH...

[Copper]

*twitch* *twitch* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH...

And you keep those googily-eyed little bastard avatars of yours to yourself!

[ToxicShock]

And you keep those googily-eyed little bastard avatars of yours to yourself!

*pat pat pat*

it's ok copper, you'll be safe

[Copper]

*Narrow eyed look at Toxic* Just because I think you're cute doesn't mean I trust you...

[ToxicShock]

Hey I fought for you remember, and I never forget getting cuddled

[Kusanagi]

But, but spiders are so cuuuuuute!

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/cute-spider-6062-1231867814-3.jpg

[ToxicShock]

I DIDNT DO IT

[Copper]

*face in hands* Hate. You. All.

But yes, Toxic, you can still get cuddles because no, you didn't do it.

[Sinfulwolf]

Exactly. All you motherfuckers are gay.

What if we're half-gay?

[Copper]

Depends on which half, I guess.

[Hentaispider]

And you keep those googily-eyed little bastard avatars of yours to yourself!

Don't tempt me...

[Kusanagi]

*face in hands* Hate. You. All.

But yes, Toxic, you can still get cuddles because no, you didn't do it.

Sorry, had to do it. The clowns told me to. They're asleep right now, though, so as an apology, something I found on DA:

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/015/a/c/Alistair_chibi_by_Evolvana.jpg

[Loli Defense Force]

http://a.imageshack.us/img338/6783/1280715963157.jpg

[Copper]

*narrowed eyes at Kusanagi, then grins* Fine. You're forgiven. But only because it was the clowns and because he has the Rose.

I have to go find that artist now.

[Mitsukara]

Name: Mallory
Screenname / Nicknames: Mitsukara, Mitsy, Milly
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Dark brown.
Hair Color: Dark brown.
Hair length: Mid-back/just barely to the small. The furthest I can get it to grow so far.
Breasts: Small.
Glasses: Yes, little round ones.
Features: Kinda bland.
Height: Tall.
Glasses: Yes, little round ones.

~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Shiny brown.
Hair color: Shiny brown.
Hair length: Down to and covering the butt. Natural hair antennae. Perky bangs.
Ears: Pointy and sideways. Floppy. Angled down a bit. Sometimes floppy dog ears too.
Breasts: C-cup
Tail: Covered in long, thick hair resembling the head hair, but only about 6" long. Prehensile and strong as an arm.
Hermaphrodite with retractable futa part: Yes.
Glasses: Still need them. Huge round ones.
Features: My face would be more like a manga character brought to life than like a real life face. No uncanny valley realism. No teeth, nails, nostrils, muscly bits around eyes, or yuckiness. Tiny mouth that looks like a little line or dot when closed, and soft and pink and simple when opened. Huge eyes.
Height: Not as tall.
Cyclops: Sometimes.
Skin: Sometimes my normal pale flesh tone. Sometimes blue with white hair. Sometimes a grayish brown with black or pale-whiteish blonde hair. Sometimes bright green with black hair.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Aquarius, and somewhat fitting of the associated stereotypes.
My Fears: Dying! At least in a permanent fashion. Un-permanent death is getting more into fetish territory (Custom Zombie-chan is a good example of this, even if it does have a couple really weird things... mostly it's the foot parts and the gruesome shriveling, the rest was pretty cool. I kinda would've liked to see it played out as a longer, more serious story, though... sex included in the course of the plot, though). Also, I fear cars. They're metal deathtraps coming to get me out of spite for my avoidance of them! *hides*
Common Utterances: Huh? Ehhh? Ara? Ahh...
Is the glass half full, or half empty: That depends upon the contents of the glass.
Bad Habits: Procrastination, forgetfulness, distractability, disorganizedness, breaking stuff, asking if I can ask questions before I ask them, announcing what I'm going to say before I say it, neurotically worrying that things I say will be judged, neurotically worrying that the things I'm saying are stupid, and I've been told I take self deprecation too far.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Bigotry
2) Fighting
3) Real-life danger

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Ken Akamatsu & Magi (I'm sure there are better stories out there, even though I really like A.I. Love You, Love Hina, and Negima- and I repeat A.I. Love You, which was really fantastic; but I absolutely love the drawing style. Rarely does it go wrong for me. Too bad he doesn't do actual hentai, and too bad he started including enough finishing detail that nails are usually included now...). Bow Ditama's style in Mahoromatic is also fantastic.
Other manga of interest: Mahoromatic (but I need to finish it), Azumanga Daioh, Yostuba&!
Video game series: Dragon Quest (any of the main series games; still working on IX though. The Roto trilogy, especially, has sentimentality out the wazoo for me, and I have a crazy obsession with it) or Castlevania (the SOTN-types are all pretty good; SotN, PoR, and AoS are the three best I think), I think; Mario games rate pretty high with me too, more so the sidescrollers.
TV Show: ("Gene Roddenberry's"... more like Robert Hewitt Wolfe's) Andromeda (mostly just the first year and a half though- but combined with Coda, it's totally worth it). Star Trek TNG and TOS both had their moments; Stargate SG-1 was pretty great all around. Atlantis had moments too. Tremors the Series, and the four movies, are favorites of mine.
Anime: Way too hard to call. Azumanga Daioh stands out pretty well, for one, but I'm sure this will change as I see more anime instead of just reading manga.
Webcomic: That's a tough one, but I'd have to say El Goonish Shive (http://www.egscomics.com/). Unicorn Jelly (http://www.unicornjelly.com/uni001.html) and it's spinoffs are also big favorites of mine (but beware of how dark they get. If you read PDH, though, stick it out all the way to the end, it's worth it IMO).
Hentai anime: Inyouchuu: The Animation (more so episode 1, but honestly the darker plot of the second one worked for me too, and left me wanting more. Inyouchuu Shoku does little for me, however, although the scene at the very beginning at the beach is kind of interesting).
Drink: Pibb Xtra
Shoe: Socks with sandals, or flat-sole boots
Hat: I don't wear one frequently, but berets- with hair magically sticking out- and wide-brimmed floppy hats are both awesome.
Color: Various greens, turquoise / seafoam green, pale lavender, pure blue (think 0R 0G 255B for RGB colors)
Music Genre: Upbeat idol jpop/anime music, synthy sounding music of all sorts, orchestral theme music (not so much orchestral background/atmospheric music), some odd 80s and 60s stuff.
Internet Meme: Introduction for Zero Wing game start in A.D. 2101!!

Do I...

Smoke: No. I don't intend to try it. See "Fears" above.
Swear: Sometimes. More so in person than online.
Flip out and kill people: I hope not...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air guitar sometimes. I want to learn to play keyboards and get a keytar also.
Knit scarves for orphans: That's on my to-do list... gotta learn to knit first though... ^^'
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Yes. I try not to spend too much money on it, though.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Yes.
Have furry leanings?: Not really, though I have friends that do. I go for the floppy dog ears and the tail, and some mannerisms, but I definitely want smooth skin and human/elvish features for the most part.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I'll have to see when the time comes, I suppose...
Should Marty have gone back to it?: He kinda did, didn't he? I mean, he seemed to be staying in 1985, and that's "the future" according to 1955 or 1885. If you mean whether he should've returned to 2015, well, it seems Doc did since he hover-converted his train time machine somehow, but given the poor results of the first time Marty went there, no, he probably shouldn't have gone back again.
Where you'll be in 5 years?: Time traveling!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I discovered the forum whilest searching to see if an "Inyouchuu: The Animation" episode 3 exists; it seems that it doesn't, from what I can tell, but the thread I found about it was interesting and I decided to register and poke around a bit and see how it goes.
Other random trivia: Like Maria Renard, I have the ability to produce a turtle shell as if from nowhere to hide inside of. I use this ability to cower after making bad puns, mostly.

Additionally, I was wondering what the rules and limitations are here, and if they could be found somewhere? I'm having trouble locating them, sorry. I have a -15 to spot checks and to intuit direction checks.

If there are no specific rules, then, going on common sense and politeness, with an eye out for how I see the forums work on further firsthand exploration, I have two particular questions: Firstly, are there limits on what kinds of sexual content can be shown and discussed? Secondly, if the first is a relative no, then should I avoid disclosure (should I feel inclined, and find an appropriate part of the forums in which to do so) of my own non-consent/being-a-victim fantasies? (I apologize if having said that much is against the code of conduct, and apologize for my awkwardness in any case ^^')

I would like to point out that I've never posted on a hentai-oriented forum before, so I don't know what I'm doing at all! XD Sorry.

Anyway, thanks for reading, and I'll continue to take a look around and maybe post more if I enjoy what I find! *bows, but falls over and bonks her head, then gets back up and ambles away*

[Incubus]

Additionally, I was wondering what the rules and limitations are here, and if they could be found somewhere? I'm having trouble locating them, sorry. I have a -15 to spot checks and to intuit direction checks.

Lawl, 3.0. Also http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/showthread.php?t=3

If there are no specific rules, then, going on common sense and politeness, with an eye out for how I see the forums work on further firsthand exploration, I have two particular questions: Firstly, are there limits on what kinds of sexual content can be shown and discussed? Secondly, if the first is a relative no, then should I avoid disclosure (should I feel inclined, and find an appropriate part of the forums in which to do so) of my own non-consent/being-a-victim fantasies? (I apologize if having said that much is against the code of conduct, and apologize for my awkwardness in any case ^^')

The only thing I can really think of is that of underage characters.

I would like to point out that I've never posted on a hentai-oriented forum before, so I don't know what I'm doing at all! XD Sorry.

Duly noted.

Anyway, thanks for reading, and I'll continue to take a look around and maybe post more if I enjoy what I find! *bows, but falls over and bonks her head, then gets back up and ambles away*

...

[Pale]

Ah, to be young. Welcome to the forums. Also, I think you've made a small error.

Judging from the "ideal appearance" section, your furry leanings are a little more than slight. I'd say you're venturing more into the obtuse, if not reflex.

Oh, and bright green skin with black hair? Do you also throw plasma and have a mysterious attraction to Pumpkin pie and world-saving cheerleaders..?

P

[Unknown Squid]

As Incubus said, only strict restriction is on under age sexual material, simply for legal reasons. It's a shame to have to restrict things, but it wouldn't be fair at all to land our good admin and founder with ugly legal problems. Some boards and galleries risk it, but we can't. That aside most people here are hard to faze, and you'll be hard pressed to upset someone with most genres of hentai in any media. Some theme's like guro, scat and the more hardcore ryona might not be for everybody, but if you ever have any doubts a spoiler tag with a one word warning easily solves that.

And oh yeah. Hi there, and welcome to the forums. =)

Though how does ears and tail equal an obtuse or reflex angle on the furryometer? Sounds like pretty typical Neko/Inu-Girl stuff to me. No whiskers, snout, excess fluffiness or even animal eyes described there.

[Nunu]

morning

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome to the forums Mal (if I may indeed call you Mal). Just pay attention to how things go down, and keep yer wits about ye.

[Gatorbait]

Welcome!! Def a Mal ^.^

Name:
Secondly, if the first is a relative no, then should I avoid disclosure (should I feel inclined, and find an appropriate part of the forums in which to do so) of my own non-consent/being-a-victim fantasies?


Might I point you to my (pretty much) dead thread: http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/showthread.php?t=142 I'm a fan of the NC stuff, but never really explored it much on here. *whispers* Cuz some of the people on here are weird 0.o

[ToxicShock]

I bring up urethral sounding ONE TIME...

[Mamono Assault Force]

Welcome to the forums.

Toxic is my slave.

Do with her as you wish.

But do not damage her mohawk.

[Kusanagi]

Welcome to the forums, Milly.

+1 for liking Ken Akamatsu.

Do not feed members after dark.
Do not feed Dark.
Aika and Nunu are your new gods, only surpassed by Antithetical Inquiry, though she's rarely on.

[DarkFire1004]

Do not feed Dark.


):

[Kusanagi]

Addendum: Only Obe is allowed to feed Dark.

[Loli Defense Force]

Addendum: Only Obe is allowed to feed Dark.

Cock?

[DarkFire1004]

:)

[Kusanagi]

Exactly why Obe is the only one allowed to feed him.

[Tear]

Chiwassu!!
Im Tear! Ive been a long time reader of ULMF and finally decided to get an account! Procrastination ftw! Anywaysiz, im 24 at the mo and single about 50% of the time, but im looking for any opportunity to write for an anime show or video game...and as long as im dreaming i want my cup size and savings to go up... but anyway, im here for as long as i can be!! Look forward to talking with everyone!:p

[Tear]

Ummm...hate to double post...really...and its a long one...but since Mitsukara had such an indepth intro, i kinda felt dumb doing that 1st post...forgive me admins and peoples!!! :'(

Name: Lexi
Screenname / Nicknames: Tear
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blueish?
Hair Color: Normally brunette but currently blonde
Hair length: Um, boob length? >.< check my profile pic
Breasts: Medium. Like high Bs
Glasses: Nope
Features: -.- dunno
Height: 5.6


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Grey (Gray?)
Hair color: Blue!!
Hair length: I guess shoulder length>.<
Ears: O.o ima skip this one
Breasts: Same :)
Tail: O.O i guess thid was really a personal thing for Mal-chan...
Hermaphrodite with retractable futa part: :eek:
Glasses: Whew a normal question :o no still
Features: Hmmm, Id like a cool looking scar. Not the nasty formed over kind, more like what Sasha from Seikon no Qwaser has
Height: Mebye a liiittle bit taller
Cyclops: NANI?!?!
Skin: Tanner! Please!

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Aquarius, and somewhat fitting of the associated stereotypes.
My Fears: Snakes, heights, the dark, death, lonliness, giant flying penises...the usual stuff
Common Utterances: :eek: and anything kyute <3
Is the glass half full, or half empty: If im around, its just empty
Bad Habits: "Procrastination, forgetfulness, distractability, disorganizedness, breaking stuff, asking if I can ask questions before I ask them, announcing what I'm going to say before I say it, neurotically worrying that things I say will be judged, neurotically worrying that the things I'm saying are stupid, and I've been told I take self deprecation too far."-Me 2 Mal ;)

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Lonliness
2) Thinking to much
3) Missing an episode of any current anime

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: :confused: i dont really read manga...
Other manga of interest: Refer to the above death sentance
Video game series: The Tales series!! Kingdom Hearts!! Pokemon!! All the greats:D
TV Show: Refer to the below
Anime: (1) Eden of the east (2)Nodame Cantabile (3) Everything else
Webcomic: HISS!!! AWAY DEMONS!!
Drink: Lemonade
Shoe: Vans baby!
Hat: Backwards Seibu Lions hat
Color: Umm, who cares?
Music Genre: "Upbeat idol jpop/anime music, synthy sounding music of all sorts, orchestral theme music (not so much orchestral background/atmospheric music), some odd 80s and 60s stuff."-all the above plus ambiance:D
Internet Meme: :confused: a what?

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Thats a fuck yes
Flip out and kill people: Nope. I prefer my killings to be calm :)
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: All the time. (Both for K-ON!!)
Knit scarves for orphans: -.- majikayo?
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I have a buzillion stuffed animals!
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I hope not... allthough NHK ni youkoso was a great anime...
Have furry leanings?: Only if its in an RoR

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: the fuck?
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? Hells yeah! He woulda missed all the good animes... :'(

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Finally being assed to and wanting to comment with the celebs like Toxic Shock and Aika (and Nunu!!! :D)
Other random trivia: I guess im bi, meaning that if a girl approached me, depending on how good of a person she is, i would probably go out with/ sleep with her

Thanks to those who actually read this... probably like 2 ppl.
Hows about this, if you read this or Mal's, then post someting on my profile.
Ill be sure to respond :D

[ToxicShock]

Well that works too I guess. Best way to make sure you don't have a bad first impression is make two impressions?

There's a delete option in edit, there's a blank form on the first page you can use, and I'm glad to see your opinion on your breasts changed.
Otherwise, welcome

*edit*
Reason for joining: Finally being assed to and wanting to comment with the celebs like Toxic Shock and Aika


....wait what
and who assed you?

[Incubus]

HISS!!! AWAY DEMONS!!

:(

[Tear]

Its just because i was traumatized by Penny arcade as a child. *sniff* the horrors...
Oh and TS? I meant that it seemed like 2much trouble to make an account so i couldnt ass it. I just decide to 2day because i was visiting for the buzillionth time :D

[Incubus]

I think you missed my point..

You see, as an Incubus, I'm a demon...

[Tear]

O.O
oops.
srry!!!! I didnt mean to make fun of your demonness!!!
:D
but seriously no offense?

[Incubus]

Demoness just makes me sound female.

Which, granted, I can do. But that's not really the point now, is it?

[heathenknite]

はじめまして、よろしくおねがいします。

[Incubus]

どう致しまして。

[Tear]

Knifey-kun? If you have an japenese to english translator on your computer, please understand that none of us know how to read japenese/ chinese. Speak yes. Read...not so much.:D

[Incubus]

Knifey-kun? If you have an japenese to english translator on your computer, please understand that none of us know how to read japenese/ chinese. Speak yes. Read...not so much.:D

I wouldn't say none of us. I know there are a few members around who can actually read and write it.

[heathenknite]

はい、にほんごがちょっとわかります、えいごがわかります。

[Kusanagi]

GOD DAMNIT.

Well, that'll teach me to pay more attention in my Japanese class.
That I took in 2005.
That I may still have the notes for somewhere...

*goes to rummage through old school stuff*

[Tear]

Hehehehe! found the translate button!! Points! And ICB, how are you typing in japanese?

[heathenknite]

Knifey-kun? If you have an japenese to english translator on your computer, please understand that none of us know how to read japenese/ chinese. Speak yes. Read...not so much.:D

はい、わかりません。Ｉ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｓｉｍｐｌｙ　ｓａｉｄ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｔｏ　ｍｅｅｔ　ｙｏｕ　ａｌｌ　ａｎｄ　ｔｒｅａｔ　ｍｅ　ｗｅｌｌ．

[Tear]

AHH!! SHABETTA!! Soreyore, yoroshiku Knifey-kun.:D

if you can't understand that last part its my fault... my japanese is a little off spelling wise...:p

[Kusanagi]

Google translate to the rescue!

... and then he posts that last one in English as well anyways. I CAN'T WIN!

Either way, welcome to the forums, Hanners and Heathen. Heh, heathen.
ANYWAYS.

[Incubus]

Hehehehe! found the translate button!! Points! And ICB, how are you typing in japanese?

Most people call me Inky when shortening my name. Also, I'm not, I'm cheating.

はい、にほんごがちょっとわかります、えいごがわかります。

私はしない、実際に。 私は翻訳プログラムを使用しています。

[Kusanagi]

Most people call me Inky when shortening my name. Also, I'm not, I'm cheating.



私はしない、実際に。 私は翻訳プログラムを使用しています。

SHOCK!
Eh. I'd use Google Translate to translate what I'm saying into Japanese, but I barely trust it in translating Japanese into English. No way am I trusting it with the reverse.

[Tear]

Most people call me Inky when shortening my name. Also, I'm not, I'm cheating.



私はしない、実際に。 私は翻訳プログラムを使用しています。

You so are!!!:mad:

[Incubus]

You so are!!!:mad:

What?

[Tear]

dosent that post say that your using a translator??

[Incubus]

dosent that post say that your using a translator??

Yes. And this is a real to snap at me because...?

[Tear]

1) i wasnt snapping :( im not like tht
2) because you said you werent using a translator?

[Nunu]

...Reason for joining: Finally being assed to and wanting to comment with the celebs like Toxic Shock and Aika...

ouch... my pride.

[Tear]

:( Sorry Nunu!!
Ill change it immediatley!!

[Incubus]

1) i wasnt snapping :( im not like tht
2) because you said you werent using a translator?

1) Seemed like it, with the angry faces and all.
2) When did I say that?

[Nunu]

i am now declaring a new rule for this thread, every new user that shows up has to take the previous questionnaire and add at least one question to it.

[Hentaispider]

i am now declaring a new rule for this thread, every new user that shows up has to take the previous questionnaire and add at least one question to it.

Considering that this thread is almost two years old, it might be a good idea to start a new thread to get up-to-date introductions from older members.