Introduce yourself

[Kusanagi]

yeah..... good luck keeping your identity from Nunu. Nunu knows EVERYONE >.<

[wallpaper]

Oh god, no! XD *dons tinfoil hat*

[Pale]

Hi there, paper. Now, are you a woman in comfortable shoes, or, a woman who happens to wear comfortable shoes? There's a crucial difference.

P

[Nunu]

Oh god, no! XD *dons tinfoil hat*

what... oh right, i was looking at her deviant art account. some nice pictures in there.

[wallpaper]

Hi there, paper. Now, are you a woman in comfortable shoes, or, a woman who happens to wear comfortable shoes? There's a crucial difference.

This is at trick question. XD At least, that's all that I can see it as!

Hmm, did I link my DA account on the last forum? That stuff's old!

[Pale]

A "Woman in comfortable shoes" is a euphemism for a woman hailing from the isle of Sapphos, if you catch my drift.. one who uses her carpet as a source of nutrition..

P

[Nunu]

Hmm, did I link my DA account on the last forum? That stuff's old!

no i used my information gathering skills to find it.

[wallpaper]

*snort-cackles* Doc Martens and all that good stuff, right? I can't say that pursuing the Sapphic arts aren't off my list of interests! (Really, I can't imagine wandering over to a board like this if I wasn't at least a little bit fruity for girl-bits. :P)

eta: Oh wait, I guess you guys would have info on me if I linked that image to use for your warning page! (:o No credit given for use of it, though? :( That made me sad!)

[Pale]

...you remind me of Copper. A lot. Also, interesting use of "fruity"... if I say someone is a little "fruity", it means they're either mad, or smell sweaty... I'm not sure how best to substitute this back into your usage of it :P.

P

[Nunu]

*snort-cackles* Doc Martens and all that good stuff, right? I can't say that pursuing the Sapphic arts aren't off my list of interests! (Really, I can't imagine wandering over to a board like this if I wasn't at least a little bit fruity for girl-bits. :P)

eta: Oh wait, I guess you guys would have info on me if I linked that image to use for your warning page! (:o No credit given for use of it, though? :( That made me sad!)

you know you can upload it here and no one will know where its come from. create an album in your user profile.

[wallpaper]

Fruity = smelly? Really? XD Where are you from? Here it's almost exclusively used for gum and gay people!

As for uploading, if I ever have anything, I'll pop it up for your approval or ridicule! XD

[Pale]

Well, actually, I'm a Brit.. :P. I've heard "Fruit-flavoured" for queers.. of all persuasions, but never fruity. Also, uploading is always good. Watch out for the "TITS OR GTFO", though. Somehow, I doubt that'll work on you.

P

[wallpaper]

If it's used on me, I'll just shoot it back at the OP. XD

'Fruit flavored' -- well, I HAVE heard great things about pineapples! XDD

[Nunu]

i didn't really think we were much of a tits or GTFO community.

[wallpaper]

Probably a little more meme and lol-humor oriented than most of my stomping grounds, but I agree that this place ain't so bad in terms of trolls or people just being rude. X3

[Gatorbait]

Name: I go by wallpaper -here-, though I go by other names elsewhere. The

I know where you're coming from with that one sister! lol

And don't worry, Nunu isn't THAT all-knowing... or is he....


Oh and welcome to everyone I missed! So sorry!!!

[wallpaper]

My tinfoil hat technique failed miserably, actually. XD Thank the gods that Nunu is a benevolent all-seeing-one! (I have visions of ceiling cat!)

[ToxicShock]

And don't worry, Nunu isn't THAT all-knowing... or is he....
cough

Oh, and hi there wallpaper. I'm all up in this bitch with the multiple identities too.

[wallpaper]

Ptht, not that I'm planning on being an ass or anything! XD Thanks for the welcome!

[ToxicShock]

Do what I do, don't plan on being an ass and just let it come naturally.

Nah, but really, this is the only place I've ever used this name, unfortunately, I've grown to like it and have considered changing my gamertag and internet account names to it.

[PinkNeko]

Welcome wallpaper ^^

[wallpaper]

XD I don't think I will EVER forget your icon, PinkNeko.

[Termite]

XD I don't think I will EVER forget your icon, PinkNeko.

I wholeheartedly agree.

[PinkNeko]

XD I don't think I will EVER forget your icon, PinkNeko.
I wholeheartedly agree.

xD glad that I have a icon that no one can forget lol

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome Wallpaper, sorry for the late welcomes, but hey!

Also, Neko's icon is very memorable.

[Mega Man Trigger]

Alright, here goes
The Basics

Name: Mega Man Trigger
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Birth Place: South Carolina
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: ugh... too boring

Appearance

Hair Color: About halfway between blonde and brown
Eye Color: Dark Blue


Personality

Zodiac: Dragon (chinese) Cancer (western)
My Fears: Cobras, and bears. Oh, and nukes.
Common Utterances: Various profanity and internet memes. (in real life.)
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half empty.
Bad Habits: Swearing, smoking, and fapping.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) People who are complete assholes for no good reason.
2) Fanatical anti-weed sentiment in the US. (though this is calming down somewhat)
3) Games that just keep getting delayed until everyone forgets about them.

Favorites

TV Show: Various, but I'm watching Breaking Bad right now.
Drink: Vodka, straight
Shoe: Rocket boots
Hat: I like them all evenly.
Color: Blue. (A darker shade)
Music Genre: Metal
Internet Meme: ...doesn't afraid of anything.

Do I...

Smoke: Weed
Swear: With gusto
Flip out and kill people: In videogames
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Guitar hero XD
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope

Future

Can you see into it? I have freaky prophetic dreams every once in awhile...
Should Marty have gone back to it? Definitely
Where you'll be in 5 years? Probably living Fallout IRL.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Just kinda felt like it...
Other random trivia: I have a massive man-crush on Roll Gaskett from Mega Man Legends. (how sad...)

[Gatorbait]

Welcome!! Prepare to lose any sanity you once had ^_^

[Caulder]

Welcome to the place for some of the best erotic RP's and some of the best Hentai.

[Nunu]

i like to think we offer a good community as well. RPs and hentai are all well and good but i like our chats...

[Momiji]

i like to think we offer a good community as well. RPs and hentai are all well and good but i like our chats...

I sometimes go on the Chibi chat, but not as much anymore..I used to do it just to talk to Wolf about his RP, but I quit that. Really, the only chatroom I visit anymore is Obe and I's own. On the other hand, I haven't really found anything new to fap too from this forum for a while..

[DarkFire1004]

Don't worry Mo. I hear Mystic Girl's gonna be done soon.

[Caulder]

Don't worry Mo. I hear Mystic Girl's gonna be done soon.

ITT: A deluded idiot.

[Obeliskos]

ITT: A deluded idiot.

You're just jealous that you didn't get to beta test it.

[Gatorbait]

Don't make eye contact. Maybe if you ignore them, they will go away...

jk Obe! ^_^

[Caulder]

Don't make eye contact. Maybe if you ignore them, they will go away...

Not Kidding, Obe! ^_^

Fix'd

[DarkFire1004]

Fix'd

ITT: A deluded idiot.

[Momiji]

You're just jealous that you didn't get to beta test it.

Beta test? I got to play it when it was in fucking closed alpha, motherfucker!

[wallpaper]

Welcome, Mega! Don't get lost like I did! XD

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome Mega, enjoy your stay here.

[Blackdeath]

Name: Michael
Age: Eighteen
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Brisbane
Current Country of Residence: Australia
Occupation: NEET. For now anyways.

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel

Personality

Zodiac: Sheep
My Fears: *Skip'd*
Common Utterances:
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half empty
Bad Habits: Spelling/grammar Nazi.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Idiots
2) Actual picture smilies. *Shudders*
3) Actually, I can make fun of idiots. Nevermind.

Favorites

TV Show: Total Drama Island
Drink: Water
Shoe: Shoes that are shoes
Hat: Ones that block sunlight
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Rock
Internet Meme: The cake is a lie

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yeah
Flip out and kill people: That'd be fun...but then people would be annoyed.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nah
Knit scarves for orphans: No! My scarves. Wait...I can't knit.

Future

Can you see into it? Nah. Clairvoyance meeting was canceled due to unforeseen events.
Should Marty have gone back to it? ...Who the hell is Marty?
Where you'll be in 5 years? Hopefully on Earth.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Host's minion. Cursed threats.
Other random trivia: I like cake. Do you like cake? How do you like to eat your cake?

[Nunu]

mmmm another australian, slowly my cadra grows, prepair to be anexed.

[Host]

MY MINION ARRIVES! FINALLY!

*pulls knives on minion*

*begins stabbing*

THIS is for the first time you forgot the name! And THIS is for the second time! and THIS...

*continues for several minutes*

*pant**pant*

So, now that you should be back home, and have the chance to post on your own computer instead of mooching off of mine, what are you going to use as your avi?

Also,

My Fears: Host
Fix'd

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Idiots
WARNING: PARADOX IMMINENT

Reason for joining: Host's minion. Cursed threats.
Yehehehehahaha...

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome Blackdeath, to our forum of debauchery and randomness.

[plmnko]

Welcome to this forum, "Host's minion" or Blackdeath. which you prefer?

[wallpaper]

XD Hey, no stabbings in the introduction thread! You'll scare off other newbies!

Welcome, wee little minion! Enjoy your stay... er... after I nab some bandages to get you back into one piece!

[Gatorbait]

Welcome Blackdeath


...never thought that would be something to say haha.

[Momiji]

Name: Michael
Age: Eighteen
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Brisbane
Current Country of Residence: Australia
Occupation: NEET. For now anyways.

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel

Personality

Zodiac: Sheep
My Fears: *Skip'd*
Common Utterances:
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half empty
Bad Habits: Spelling/grammar Nazi.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Idiots
2) Actual picture smilies. *Shudders*
3) Actually, I can make fun of idiots. Nevermind.

Favorites

TV Show: Total Drama Island
Drink: Water
Shoe: Shoes that are shoes
Hat: Ones that block sunlight
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Rock
Internet Meme: The cake is a lie

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yeah
Flip out and kill people: That'd be fun...but then people would be annoyed.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nah
Knit scarves for orphans: No! My scarves. Wait...I can't knit.

Future

Can you see into it? Nah. Clairvoyance meeting was canceled due to unforeseen events.
Should Marty have gone back to it? ...Who the hell is Marty?
Where you'll be in 5 years? Hopefully on Earth.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Host's minion. Cursed threats.
Other random trivia: I like cake. Do you like cake? How do you like to eat your cake?

Welcome! Hope you stay!

[Obeliskos]

Welcome! Hope you stay!

Mo, never quote a huge message like that just to say "hi".

[DarkFire1004]

Name: Michael
Age: Eighteen
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Brisbane
Current Country of Residence: Australia
Occupation: NEET. For now anyways.

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel

Personality

Zodiac: Sheep
My Fears: *Skip'd*
Common Utterances:
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half empty
Bad Habits: Spelling/grammar Nazi.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Idiots
2) Actual picture smilies. *Shudders*
3) Actually, I can make fun of idiots. Nevermind.

Favorites

TV Show: Total Drama Island
Drink: Water
Shoe: Shoes that are shoes
Hat: Ones that block sunlight
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Rock
Internet Meme: The cake is a lie

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yeah
Flip out and kill people: That'd be fun...but then people would be annoyed.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nah
Knit scarves for orphans: No! My scarves. Wait...I can't knit.

Future

Can you see into it? Nah. Clairvoyance meeting was canceled due to unforeseen events.
Should Marty have gone back to it? ...Who the hell is Marty?
Where you'll be in 5 years? Hopefully on Earth.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Host's minion. Cursed threats.
Other random trivia: I like cake. Do you like cake? How do you like to eat your cake?

Welcome! Hope you stay!

Mo, never quote a huge message like that just to say "hi".


Why? What's wrong with doing that?

[Obeliskos]

Why? What's wrong with doing that?

You're trolling a troll. That stopped being funny and ironic just now.

[ToxicShock]

You're trolling a troll. That stopped being funny and ironic just now.

You're trolling a troll. That stopped being funny and ironic just now.

You're trolling a troll. That stopped being funny and ironic just now.

You're trolling a troll. That stopped being funny and ironic just now.

You're trolling a troll. That stopped being funny and ironic just now.

Sorry :(

[Obeliskos]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2i8xhcj.jpg

[Sinfulwolf]

Poor Obe... having to resort to pictures found on the internet to reveal what his mood is.

*pats Obe's head gently*

[Obeliskos]

http://i44.tinypic.com/xeo49.png

[Sinfulwolf]

*kisses Obe's cheek* poor boy

[ToxicShock]

*gives obe a reacharound*

There there

[Johkmil]

The Basics

Name: Johan
Age: Eighteen
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Norway
Current Country of Residence: Norway
Occupation: Student

Appearance

Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue

Personality

Zodiac: That archer guy...
My Fears: The future
Common Utterances:
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Both
Bad Habits: Laziness

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Techno
2) Ants
3) FRP

Favorites

TV Show: Nytt på Nytt
Drink: Ice Tea
Shoe: Sandals
Hat: Nice and warm
Color: Don't know
Music Genre: Metal
Internet Meme: Demotivators

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: In Norwegian
Flip out and kill people: Only on videogames
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I play bass guitar
Knit scarves for orphans: Not even in videogames

Future

Can you see into it? No
Should Marty have gone back to it? Marty? Is that the guy in "Back to the Future?"
Where you'll be in 5 years? Probably studying something.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I finally rediscovered the forums after they moved
Other random trivia: Finding random trivia is hard

[ToxicShock]

weeeeelcooooome

[wallpaper]

Knit scarves for orphans: Not even in videogames

I think you've predicted the next Wii-based game to get huge. :D

Welcome (back)!

[ScrewDriver]

Ahoy gents,

I've been a long time lurker of this forum - even back to the days of the old forum before it was invaded by porn bots. I found this forum through LM's 'Demon Girl', whilst trying to see if the lad had produced other games.

Much to my disappointment, and seemingly yours as well, he appeared to have vanished, but left this lovely little community behind in his wake. I must admit, I have never registered for this forum in fear of someone else finding out about it. You see... I'm a techy... and I know of the fantastic ways of digging up the dirt on people.

Even so, there are a few reasons why I finally decided to cast thine cloak of shadows and expose my naked self to this house of fetishes. My main reason for joining is the recent removal of guest viewing permissions on certain images on the board. At first, this wasn't a very big concern as there was plenty of other things that were linked to in this forum to entertain myself with. However, now that I see said denial being applied in the Demon-Girl Doujin thread, I realized I could no longer remain as a guest.

My second reason for coming out: I just realized, I don't give a damn what people think. After watching this fantastic collection of intriguing characters and observing their own coping with their dark desires, I have have come to accept my own dark interests. That said, I'd not about to go ape-shit crazy on someone and rape them.

So, here I am. I must, of course, request that no one here send me any messages to my personal e-mail account as I also use that same account for many other things. Even so I did just say "I don't give a damn", opening my e-mail account at work with the words "ENLARGE YOUR TENTACLES FOR 50 CENTS!" at the top of my in-box isn't exactly very professional. I suppose I could just archive everything... meh.

As for the silly name, I tried to think of something with sexual innuendo and is also incredibly useful. Towel just didn't cut it, and neither did Gun.

~ScrewDriver

[wallpaper]

*cackles* Amusing introduction!

Welcome, Screwdriver! Hope you enjoy your stay (and yikes, nobody should be deprived of the DG doujin! :x I wasn't aware that that was a sticky point... er... rather, a problem!)

You can always keep your email private, as far as I know! That way you keep all board activity restricted to the board!

[ScrewDriver]

Well, the sticky point generally ends up in DG, but that's another story, haha. Much like the other members who are addicted to SirOni's work, the recent activity in the thread seemingly promised that there were rough images of the next few pages... however I was made blind to them.

Outraged, I did the only sensible thing a mad tentacle man could do - calmly register. XD

[Rea]

Name: Rea
Age: 18 and a bit
Gender: Female
Birth Place: Toilet
Current Country of Residence: Australia
Occupation: Professional slacker

Appearance

Hair Color: Dirty blonde
Eye Color: Green
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: Libra
My Fears: Everything
Common Utterances: um
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full
Bad Habits: Panicking, whinging (according to Host)

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Being scared of everything
2) Being scared
3) Host

Favorites

TV Show: Does anime count? um, um, um... Special A
Drink: Peach flavoured ice tea
Shoe: Boot to the head
Hat: None
Color: Black
Music Genre: Anime songs
Internet Meme: Huh?

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Not in front of people hehehe
Flip out and kill people: um... no ...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Rock Band!
Knit scarves for orphans: Are you kidding?

Future

Can you see into it? um, no.
Should Marty have gone back to it? yes.
Where you'll be in 5 years? not in my parent's house

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Host keeps bugging me
Other random trivia: Um, um, um. No.

[Nunu]

its good to have you hear rea

[Sinfulwolf]

welcome Johkmil, Screwdriver, and Rea!

Glad to see you all here. Let loose your desires.

[wallpaper]

Outraged, I did the only sensible thing a mad tentacle man could do - calmly register. XD

Wut, you didn't panic over lack of juicy content? (I think we should blitzkrieg SirOni with fanart at some point... perhaps we should conspire via PM's at some point -- also, there's a Demon Girl Doujin group on the forums that you can join now that you've signed up! XD I'm not sure what the perks of joining are, but it's there! More content, yay!)


Also, hi, Rea! :D Hope you enjoy your stay here (Don't let Host bug you too much, take it easy!) Glad to see another gal wandering around the board! I know I'm not the only one, but evening the odds a little is always a good thing!

(And see, Pale, I'm not Host's sister after all! :P Take that~!)

[ToxicShock]

That said, I'd not about to go ape-shit crazy on someone and rape them.

DAMNIT!

Oh and howdy Rea

[Nunu]

(And see, Pale, I'm not Host's sister after all! :P Take that~!)

pffft... i could have told you that, your another one of them canadans aren't you

[wallpaper]

Up here we like to use superfluous vowels in our words, like 'i's. :D /tease

[Sinfulwolf]

What's wrong with Canadians?

[Hentaispider]

The fact that they're not Europeans.;)

[Rea]

(Don't let Host bug you too much, take it easy!)

Yeah, but if he didn't bug me to join I wouldn't have been able to visit this website and find out how awesome it is. =3

[Host]

(And see, Pale, I'm not Host's sister after all! :P Take that~!)

Wuh...? Where did that idea start?

[wallpaper]

Pth, Canadians are such the good child of Europe (I suppose Britain specifically) compared to the little hellraiser-bully that's taking up space to the south!

As for Pale's misunderstanding, apparently I signed up the first time that Host announced that he was bugging his sister to join, so Pale leapt to the conclusion that I was she!

XD I suppose that bugging does have it's good points, Rea!

[Gatorbait]

Robin Williams: "Canada is like the loft apartment over a great party. Keep it down down there eh!?"

Sorry, I just had to post it ^_^ I'd love to visit Canada one of these days, I love snow and mountains!

Welcome Rea, Scredriver, and Johkmil!

[ToxicShock]

Pth, Canadians are such the good child of Europe (I suppose Britain specifically) compared to the little hellraiser-bully that's taking up space to the south!
What... Australia?

That's just being mean :p

[wallpaper]

Yeah, I'm not sure I like the looks of those Australians. I want to say they're shady, but all that sunlight. Makes me think they've got something to hide!

[Nunu]

you say that but really canada is just the australia of the northern hemisphere.

[Sinfulwolf]

Canada is the colder Australia with French. Britain and France both had us. We are more the bastard child of Europe, Australia the red headed step child, and America the Rebellious youth that hated its parents.

If you want to visit Canada for the snow be sure to visit during the winter months. Or go real far north.

[Nunu]

yeah... i was just skipping over the part with the french...

[wallpaper]

Our insects generally also die out every winter. I'm happy to exchange wearing a heavy coat for not getting any damn mosquito bites for six months of a year!

[ScrewDriver]

Waaaait a minute. You're Canadian too?

[wallpaper]

The 'e's, 'h's and even hockey sticks are embedded in my genetic code, I fear. D:

[Sinfulwolf]

Canada is a great country to hunt for the majestic beaver

[Shrike7]

Towel just didn't cut it

But... But... But the towel is the most useful item in the galaxy!

Also, welcome :)

[wallpaper]

Canada is a great country to hunt for the majestic beaver

Mm, so very true. >:D

[Gatorbait]

Noooooo comment lol

[ScrewDriver]

The 'e's, 'h's and even hockey sticks are embedded in my genetic code, I fear. D:

I may just have to lay my tentacles on you! Muhahaha - I'm Canadian too!

[Shrike7]

Me too! we should all get together and plan the eventual downfall of the US, eh? :3

[ToxicShock]

"h" "e" double hockey sticks?

[lurker]

Me too! we should all get together and plan the eventual downfall of the US, eh? :3

Just leave west coast washington free, please? ;^; if not I'm sending Sinful after ya!

[wallpaper]

Tentacle convention, Canadian version. o.o' Somehow that doesn't sound farfetched to me. XD I don't know if we should necessarily cause their downfall, we just need to get 'em to chill out and stop kill everyone. Come in peace, in all meanings of that term. :P

"h" "e" double hockey sticks?
Oh good, I'm so glad someone caught that. I wasn't trying to be subtle!

[ToxicShock]

My favorite rendition is "What in the H-E-double hell is going on here?"

[Nunu]

H E double fried mozzarella sticks?

[Goldstein]

Hello everyone. I'll borrow that template at the start, if that's alright. Though I have to admit, I probably won't post much information.

The Basics
Name: Goldstein
Age: 18
Birth Place and Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: Student

Personality
Zodiac: Uh, no idea. Taurus, perchance?
My Fears: Um, atomic war, Twilight, and rednecks.
Bad Habits: Procrastination,

Favorites
TV Show: I don't watch much television. Let's go with an easy answer: Firefly.
Drink: Tea, preferably iced. No sugar.
Shoe: Um, intact?
Hat: Trilby.
Color: Navy blue or yellow.
Music Genre: I like most anything save rap.

Do I...
Smoke: No.
Swear: Not where people can hear.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No, but trumpet.

Future
Should Marty have gone back to it? What?
Where you'll be in 5 years? Um, grad school, hopefully.

Other Stuff
Reason for joining: To post in that one FEMA concentration camp thread.

So yeah.

[wallpaper]

XD *waves* Even if you're planning on lurking, welcome to the board!

[Caramoor]

Hey, I'm Caramoor aka Luke. I've been a Lurker for longer than I'd like to admit >_> 6.2, male, Lifegaurd you name it. 19 years old. Into Pokemon games. The show has degenerated into unrecognizable filth. Manga nerd. Athletic. Glass is just half =)

[ToxicShock]

Another unintelligible gender?

[wallpaper]

Heya, Caramoor! Welcome to the insanity!

Another unintelligible gender?

The internet is a strange and wonderful place. XD

[Gatorbait]

Welcome new peeps!

[Sinfulwolf]

Just leave west coast washington free, please? ;^; if not I'm sending Sinful after ya!

Tsk tsk tsk Lurker. How would you do that? I'm Canadian too.

Also, welcome Caramoor and Goldstein

[ToxicShock]

Tsk tsk tsk Lurker. How would you do that? I'm Canadian too.

AH! LURKER, WE'RE SCREWED!

[dmronny]

Not really, I wouldn't say I would enjoy it but I'm still willing to fight for your freedom. Though I highly doubt Canada is planning to invade the US anytime soon, but if they really want to I hope they have fun fixing it.

[lurker]

Tsk tsk tsk Lurker. How would you do that? I'm Canadian too.

Also, welcome Caramoor and Goldstein

Oh noes! D: *runs aound screaming like a chicken with it's head cut off*

[BurningGold]

Name: Burning A, Gold.
Age: 18.
Gender: Male.
Birth Place: somewhere in Nevada
Current Country of Residence: America.
Occupation: Student.

Appearance

Hair Color: black.
Eye Color: Hazle.

Personality

My Fear: The internet boogeyman.



Favorites

TV Show: Scrubs.
Drink: V8 fusion juice.
Hat: Pimp hat.
Color: I like all colors. Besides pink.
Music Genre: I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!
Internet Meme: It's over 9000!

Do I...

Smoke: Fuck no.
Swear: Fuck yes.
Flip out and kill people: Not yet.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Fuck no to both.
Knit scarves for orphans: Fuck no.

Future

Can you see into it?: No.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: No.
Where you'll be in 5 years?: Same place I am now, I hope.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: For the heck of it.

Now you all know me better.

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome to the forum Burning Gold!

[wallpaper]

I find it simply amazing the number of people who are exactly 18 on these forums. What is it with you all born in '91, did some freaky tenatcle-y movie come out when you were young that secretly compelled you to come this way? ;P

(Is it weird that I'm starting to goggle that people born in the 90's are becoming not only cognizant, but legal, too? D8)

[Gatorbait]

That or there are a bunch of 16,17 year olds who need to be at least 18...

And welcome Gold!!

[BurningGold]

That or there are a bunch of 16,17 year olds who need to be at least 18...

Whhhaaat?!
Nahhhh.
Thats crazy talk!
You're crazy.
There is no way anyone under 18 could get on this site!
Whenever anyone under 18 sees the warning saying that this site is for people 18 and older they get scared and flee.
People under 18 are just that stupid.

[Shrike7]

I find it simply amazing the number of people who are exactly 18 on these forums. What is it with you all born in '91, did some freaky tenatcle-y movie come out when you were young that secretly compelled you to come this way? ;P

I'm from 88, myself, but i think what first did it to me was the Alien movies. I found the entire idea strangely attractive...

[Sinfulwolf]

I'm also from 88 and for me it was a combination of the alien movies, Duke Nukem, and my curiosity.

[Hentaispider]

Hi Au.

[wallpaper]

I'm from 88, myself, but i think what first did it to me was the Alien movies. I found the entire idea strangely attractive...


XD Yes, those were helpful. Good old sinuous killing machines spawned from throat-raping scuttling aliens.

Though it's totally on a different level, I remember really liking Little Shop of Horrors as a wee one, too. Alien invading space plants that shoot out tendrils to eventually spawn! (Okay, so maybe it was more the lulz that they all sang as they tried to devour humans... shh.)

Whhhaaat?!
Nahhhh.
Thats crazy talk!
You're crazy.
There is no way anyone under 18 could get on this site!
Whenever anyone under 18 sees the warning saying that this site is for people 18 and older they get scared and flee.
People under 18 are just that stupid.

I fully suspect that 16 and 17 is casting some people here as older than they really are. XD I'm not sure how to feel about that, but since everyone stated that they're 18 on joining, I guess I'm going to have to trust that folks are what they say they are. 9_9 I'm glad that Nunu is such a damned stalker, I'm sure it helps to ensure that the 'really 18+' aren't accidentally proning it up with kids. :x I hope. *squints suspiciously!*

[ToxicShock]

Eh you're not the only one, I've had suspicions too. But on the other hand, I don't really give a shit. I saw porn before I was 18 and a bunch of other things I wasn't supposed to see. My parents didn't care cuz they didn't fall for this new age child-rearing bullshit. So I figure as long as you have that type of parent, s'all good, considering they're the ones who make the choice of what you can and can't see.

[wallpaper]

S'true, but it would suck to come here in order to enjoy role playing the stuff that I'm in, and then find out that the people I'm playing with are waaay below the age of consent. I think I'd feel guilty!

In any case, that's probably being a little too anal retentive, so I'm going to shut my yap. There's more important things to do.

[ToxicShock]

enjoy role playing ... waaay below the age of consent ... anal

I wouldn't feel too bad, it's just writing. Unless you tried to meet one of us, you might come face to face with ol' Chris Hansen

[wallpaper]

Frankly, on this board, while I enjoy chatting and being friendly, I just imagine that meeting in person would be way too awkward. XD "So... um. Tentacles. Yay?" *quickly move on to other topics*

None of this anal suggestion you're talking about! XD Twist my words, why don't you.

[Newbie]

Twist my words, why don't you.
Frankly, on this board, while I enjoy chatting, I just imagine that meeting in person would be way too friendly. XD "So... um. Anal?"


Since you asked...

[wallpaper]

*Defenestrates Newbie* XD Arrgh!

[Newbie]

*Falls out of a window*

[ToxicShock]

+20 points for vocabulary word.

Now we need a new window.

[wallpaper]

*spends points on a new window* I like this game. :D

[CM Abby]

Name: "Abby" is short for "abbatoir." "CM" could mean anything.
Age: Haha, looks like it's the hammer for me. [Oops. it came out.]
Birth Place: Baguio City, Philippines
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: Reading porn' keeps people occupied, right?

Hair Color: Jet black
Eye Color: Brown, dark to the point where I look Aniridic.

Zodiac: Leo
Fears: Marriage, dying, harddrive dying
Common Utterances: ...Ooops. It came out.

Things I Dislike:
1) Smoke
2) Light pollution
3) Most English dubs of anything imported to the West

TV Show: Phineas and Ferb. There! I admitted it!
Drink: Water
Food: Mochi ice cream, Pocky, potatoes, cheese, seafood, chocolate
Colour: Anything as long as it's not neon pink, which makes me see neon green.
Internet Meme: All your base are belong to us

Smoke: Hell no.
Swear: I try not to.
Flip out and kill people: ...No comment.

Reason for joining: 'Cuz xatm tol' me to.

Trivia: I have grade N95 respirator masks.

Now, off to finishing my work!

[wallpaper]

Congrats on being the 400th member, Abby! :O Welcome!

[CM Abby]

400th member? Coolios.

Ach but I still love the number three...

[Nunu]

like the nun said to the vicar, please come inside.

[Untrueblue]

Didn't think I'd have to do this much just to say Hi but oh well.

Name: *points up*
Age: 22
Gender: Manliest of men.
Birth Place: Chicago
Current Country of Residence: Somewhere South West.
Occupation: Unemployed (I’ll get back to this when I one)

Appearance

Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown

Personality

Zodiac: Gemini
My Fears: I am under oath and threat if I say her name.
Common Utterances: Days go by…
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Empty
Bad Habits: touching my…shirt

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Alcohol
2)Smoking
3)Any anti smoking/alcohol TV messages.

Favorites

TV Show: Youtube
Drink: Shirley Temple
Shoe: Leather if I could afford it.
Hat: Indiana Jones
Color:………
Music Genre: Progressive
Internet Meme: I do not have this.

Do I...

Smoke:No
Swear:Only when not around children
Flip out and kill people:No
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: I think I’ll make one for myself first

Future

Can you see into it? No
Should Marty have gone back to it? I see what you did thar
Where you'll be in 5 years? The same thing I try to do everyday live…for a little longer.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: ? I guess mostly for the games.
Other random trivia: My Dinner today is rice yum.

[plmnko]

Welcome to both!

Untrueblue and CM Abby

enjoy the forum.

[wallpaper]

Welcome, UntrueBlue!

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome CM Abby, and Untrueblue, do enjoy thy time here in our halls of debauchery.

[BurningGold]

Welcome to the nut house CM Abby and Untrueblue.
I'm sure you will enjoy your stay.

[Nunu]

gees, were not that bad... were just everyday normal men and women...

just freed from the bonds of social norms...

[ToxicShock]

gees, were not that bad... were just everyday normal men and women...

and everything in between

[Kusanagi]

Nunu, most our members are so far down the spiral, we've forgotten what 'normal' is :D

[Nunu]

you guys all give yourselves to much credit

[DarkFire1004]

Meanwhile, I don't think we're giving you enough credit.

[ToxicShock]

Seconded

[Wonderboy]

The Basics

Name: WonderBoy, AlfaMale, Cabacaboom, 2qa3wsde4, Rey, ReyLip, SirReynolds, Reynolds, VonRey, Siemn, Simen.
Age: More than I have fingers, so I lost count.
Gender: Male I think, hold on, let me check. Yup, several inches of proof.
Birth Place: Somewhere that was probably destroyed as a sacrifice to make me as awesome as I am.
Current Country of Residence: Norway, Although I’m in Canada a lot.
Occupation: If you go to this board and have a real job, you are conflicting the ways of the universe…

Appearance

Hair Color: I have been known to be called blond.
Eye Color: Blue, like the ocean.

Personality

Zodiac: Bullshit, (The little pile of stars behind the Taurus sign.)
My Fears: Ceiling spiders, The demon dog from lady in the water, I’ll have to make a whole thread about this someday…
Common Utterances: Say Whaat? Double U, Tee Eff. My Eyes!! And several more.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: What glass, *Hikk
Bad Habits: Biting my nails,

Very bad at everything that goes beyond stage 1-2 in the relationship-model… (Used to have PU as a hobby… Lost interest when I discovered that I could get pretty much anyone without it… But anything beyond the hug and cuddle phase kinda put’s me out of my element.)

3 Things You Dislike:
1) People who are genuinely racist.
2) People that are fake.
3) The media hyping up things that are no big deal while ignoring the things that matter. (Seriously, H1N1 has a 0.04 percent mortality rate, regular flu has 0.06 percent.)
4)My aforementioned problem beyond stage 1-2 in the relationship model… Lost the motivation when it became something easily accessible.)

Favorites

TV Show: Heroes, Burn Notice
Drink: Yes
Shoe: Sneakers 7 and 1/2 months of the year, military boots 4 months of the year, and added up every night spent wearing rocket boots is about half a month a year.
Hat: Earphones.
Color: THE RAINBOW!!!
Music Genre: Rock- Calm- blues- acoustic- and a little of everything thrown in for good measure.
Internet Meme: Rule 34 (There is porn of it.), Rule 36(It’s somebody’s fetish), rule 88(Everybody loves tits. Everybody.)

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Hell no!
Flip out and kill people: Just wwhen I’m really bored.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Oh yeah baby. REAL guitar… Cort electric and Tenson acoustic. (And air guitar too of course.)
Knit scarves for orphans: Yes…
…
<_<
…
>_>
Then I lace them with Cyanide… Mwuhahahaha

Future

Can you see into it? Of course!
Should Marty have gone back to it? Definitely not, he should have stayed.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Running the world through my massive financial empire (Formerly known as Microsoft.) after having bought it and Sony with the money I got from selling my patented RocketShoestm that I mentioned above.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Lurked for Waaaaaayyyy to long…
Other random trivia: You do NOT want to go down that road…

[wallpaper]

Hey and 'welcome', though I've seen you posting around beforehand!

:D Thanks again for uploading that stuff to your album. ^_^ *fans self*

[Wonderboy]

Well, I've mostly been in the hentai section, so I haven't really seen this part of the site until a litte while ago...

[Sinfulwolf]

My official welcome Wonderboy, though I've seen you about already. Still, glad you are becoming an active member of the community.

[Rule 34]

Internet Meme: Rule 34 (There is porn of it.)

*waves*

[Sinfulwolf]

Including Rule 34...

[aika]

Yes welcome, I too have already seen you about :)

And I agree, everybody loves tits.

Reason for joining: 'Cuz xatm tol' me to.

Most people here may know me as aika >.<

[Sinfulwolf]

hurray for tits... and hurray for xatm

[Caulder]

hurray for xatm

Why praise a giant spider-robot?

[Sinfulwolf]

Aika silly Burrito. Unless he is of course a giant spider robot... ohmigod!! Tis brilliant, Aika the giant spider robot.

[ToxicShock]

spider mastermind... WAIT



AIKA NEW AVI
http://www.doomwadstation.com/bestiary/spider_mastermind.gif

[Sinfulwolf]

All hail! Lest he blow us to smithereens... though his cyberdemon henchman is much more menacing.

[ToxicShock]

Wait, is that a metaphor for Nunu?

QUICK! What gender is a cyberdemon?!

[Sinfulwolf]

Didn't have one, it was genderless too...

[Caulder]

Wait, is that a metaphor for Nunu?

QUICK! What gender is a cyberdemon?!



Didn't have one, it was genderless too...

Fail, toxic.

[wallpaper]

hurray for tits... and hurray for xatm

I have a friend who actively dislikes tits -- does that mean the rule's been smashed?

[Wonderboy]

I have a friend who actively dislikes tits -- does that mean the rule's been smashed?

No... NO... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
It cannot be!
My beautiful rule!
Oh, no. no no no... Mwuhahaha, the friend is lying, thats it... LYING!!!

*Sits in a corner chuckling manically and swaying from side to side.*

[Sinfulwolf]

Wonderboy's rule may be gone, but mine remains... hurray for tits.

[Kusanagi]

hurray for tits

Quoted for great Justice!

[ToxicShock]

nice sig, haha

[aika]

Your friend who actively dislikes tits is using a clever ruse to cover up the truth, that they cannot do without them.

[Gatorbait]

...or is a straight woman ^_^

Welcome Wonderboy!

[Apathy]

...or is a straight woman ^_^

Welcome Wonderboy!

What is it with people hating their own parts? Tsk tsk. Hello, by the way. Making an appearance in the correct thread this time.

[Gatorbait]

Cuz I'm a fattie! lol

Welcome apathy

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome Apathy... and Gatorbait is beautiful!

[Rule 34]

I'd say welcome to Apathy, but I guess it doesn't care.

[Gatorbait]

I'd say welcome to Apathy, but I guess it doesn't care.

Bum Bum tish!

[Apathy]

I'd say welcome to Apathy, but I guess it doesn't care.

Quite right, actually. :P I'm appreciative of the consideration though.

[ToxicShock]

You could try to give rule 34 some porn but.. chances are he already has it

[aika]

Aah! It's post number 666! This means something vaguely to do with satan!

Also hi2apathy

[ToxicShock]

OH NOES! WHATDOIDO WHATDOIDO!

[Sinfulwolf]

Its been canceled out by continuing past the post. You can relax Toxic.

That or you invited the beast to come and indulge in tentacle porn.

[ToxicShock]

Eh, as long as my master is pleased.

[aika]

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/picture.php?albumid=67&pictureid=1387

IT JUST WON'T GO AWAY

Also:

*looks at her little boobies and cries*

Cuz I'm a fattie! lol

I've never known these two things go together.

[Gatorbait]

"Woe to you oh earth, wind and sea
For the Devil brings the Beast with wrath
Because he knows that time is short.

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast
For it is a human number
It's number is six hundred and sixty six"
-Iron Maiden!!!!

[Gatorbait]

I've never known these two things go together.

I'm a "special" case ^_^

[Unknown Squid]

I don't know who's who or new or anything anymore, and it's a pain. So I'm going to take this moment whilst I can to say hello and welcome to Apathy!

[Fab10]

Hi everyone! Wow, feels good to finally make a post. I've been here for a little while, but for one reason or another, I simply haven't done anything yet. Well, this changes now!


The Basics

Name: Just call me Fab
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Current Country of Residence: Canada
Occupation: Student (computer hardware & networking)


Appearance

Hair Color: Dark brown (black when wet)
Eye Color: Green (changes from nearly gray to vivid green depending on stuff)


Personality

Zodiac: Capricorn.
My Fears: Heights?
Common Utterances: I tend to copy the speech patterns of those I'm with.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Both, but it's the half-full part that matters.
Bad Habits: procrastina- you know what? I'll just finish this part later... ;)


3 Things You Dislike:

1) Negative attitudes.
2) Deadlines.
3) Misunderstandings.


Favorites

TV Show: I haven't been watching much tv for a while now.
Drink: Iced tea.
Shoe: No favorite here.
Hat: I don't really like hats...
Color: So many, I can't choose.
Music Genre: No favorite genre, just lots of awesome songs from lots of different genres.
Internet Meme: You know, going over this list made me realize something: I don't have any favorite anythings. I really don't.


Do I...

Smoke: No.
Swear: If the people I'm with do, then so will I.
Flip out and kill people: Nope.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I play the bass guitar. And air guitar also, yes.
Knit scarves for orphans: Haven't done it yet, though I might someday.


Future

Can you see into it? On a few rare occasions, yes. *mysterious aura of mysteriousness*
Should Marty have gone back to it? Who?
Where you'll be in 5 years? I honestly have no idea. Which is fun. :)


Other Stuff

Reason for joining: LM's games were great. This forum is awesome. :D
Other random trivia: Nothing for now.


So that's my intro. I look forward to becoming an active member here. You all have a great day/night/whatever it is as you read this!

[aika]

Should Marty have gone back to it? Who?

@___@ wat

Welcome all the same though.

[Unknown Squid]

Welcome Fab10!

That's two welcomes now. Wee!

[Gatorbait]

Welcom fab!

@___@ wat

Welcome all the same though.

It's amazing how many people don not know who Marty was.

[Hentaispider]

Welcom fab!



It's amazing how many people don not know who Marty was.

It took me a while to figure it out, too. But I've only seen Back to the Future movies once.

[wallpaper]

Welcome, Fab! :D *Waves*

[Chibichibi]

Can i call you Fab5? *gigglesnorts*

[Obeliskos]

How do you people not know who Marty is!? I never even saw Back to the Future and I got the reference!

Welcome anyway.

[ToxicShock]

I know what you mean. I was asking a bunch of people of ages varying from 13-late30's today about the band Rush and no one heard of them.

[Obeliskos]

I know what you mean. I was asking a bunch of people of ages varying from 13-late30's today about the band Rush and no one heard of them.

Holy Jesus, what's wrong with people?

And were you taking a survey or something? Seems random to just walk around and ask something like that.

[ToxicShock]

Oh no, it was an online community and it was because I do an amazing geddy lee impersonation.

[Obeliskos]

Well that's even worse. In real life, it's usually hard to remember stuff, especially on the spot. But over the internets, you have all the time in the world to think about it.

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome Fab10... and Marty was the main character from Back to the Future, in case you didn't get that from the others.

[miezebieze]

Name: 'mieze' is kitty in english, for I'm a cat!
Age: My current body is 22 of your years old.
Gender: pangender
Birth Place: In another universe
Current Country of Residence: Germany
Occupation: H'n'Milk'n'Internets!

Appearance

Hair Color: several blond tones
Eye Color: blue
Soul Color: black

Personality

Zodiac: W: Ibex E: Tiger
My Fears: big spiders
Common Utterances: mew / nya / miau
Is the glass half full, or half empty: mew?! (Would you pour it in a bowl for me?)
Bad Habits: very short attention span, being very random

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Trousers (I only wear skirts!)
2) Using & eating Animals
7) standing Water
5) static noises

Favorites

TV Show: Star Trek, Drawn Together
Drink: Soya-milk
Shoe: No shoes
Hat: only the biggest, badassest earphones
Color: as long as it's fluorescent, any!
Music Genre: German Industrial
Internet Meme: All the random music videos from Weebl (Badgers)

Do I...

Smoke: when I'm sad
Swear: When I'm hungry...
Flip out and kill people: When I'm very hungry...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I can't. I'm a cat!
Knit scarves for orphans: Oh, Wool! (plays) I'm more into sewing.

Future

Can you see into it? I know everything.
Should Marty have gone back to it? It would bring no good for you, to know this.
Where you'll be in 5 years? IN YOUR FACE!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: World domination
Other random trivia: Did I mention, I LOVE pink?

[ToxicShock]

Protip to other members: Highlight to read easier.

Having said that, welcome!

[Mamono Assault Force]

A skirt wearing cat with intentions of dominating the world via this forum?

I like you already! :D

[BurningGold]

Welcome to the forum Miez.

[Gatorbait]

Welcome Meiz!

[miezebieze]

Protip to other members: Highlight to read easier.

mya?! But then it's not pink anymore... And the readability depends on the system colors, you are using.

And thank you!

MEW! for I'ma cat!

[Johkmil]

Welcome Fab and Miez

[Fab10]

Hi Mieze, and welcome! *puts hand forward for you to rub against* (all kitties i've known did this to say hi)

Is the glass half full, or half empty: mew?! (Would you pour it in a bowl for me?)

Sure I would :). *does so*

Where you'll be in 5 years? IN YOUR FACE!

Wait, you're going to be in all of our faces? All 223 of us? *wonders how this can happen*

[Resaiyu12]

Well! This is certainly an awkward time for me to speak up, but allo!
Unfortunately I believe I be one o' those bad lurker people trying to save face for a specific forum related reason... But! Suppose I had to get this out of the way regardless! It be nice to meet ye, or rather, nice to speak up and be public about it. Been here since that nasty litle cross-forum arguement that is now dead, and hope I can be of use from here on! At least, of use somewhere... Though that be much harder then it seems. Anyhoo, you'll no doubt be seeing me mostly in that ye olde corner with all tha' fancy games and whatnot, so I bid ye adieu.

[ToxicShock]

O.... k?

Nice to 'meet' ya. Have fun in the corner, we got some good stuff there.

[Jafar_1989@hotmail.com]

The Basics

Name: The call me Phoenix
Age: I'm legal in my country... 19
Gender: MALE
Birth Place:Montreal
Current Country of Residence:Canada
Occupation:Working in a hospital

Appearance

Hair Color:Brown
Eye Color:green

Personality

Zodiac: Virgin
My Fears:Mom
Common Utterances:what is that?
Is the glass half full, or half empty:the glass? well it is all over the floor...
Bad Habits:forgetting

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Hypocresia
2) Mean people
3) Girls who says no...

Favorites

TV Show:How could you know whats playing here...
Drink: pepsi
Shoe:white shoes
Hat:I don't wear that
Color:blue
Music Genre: power-metal
Internet Meme:??

Do I...

Smoke:no
Swear:yeah in french!
Flip out and kill people:It happens
Play Guitar/Air Guitar:air guitar
Knit scarves for orphans:no

Future

Can you see into it?no
Should Marty have gone back to it? absolutely
Where you'll be in 5 years? I'll be 5 year older!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining:I liked linemarvel stuff and looks like a nice place
Other random trivia: oO

there I Think I told you much about me

[miezebieze]

Hi Mieze, and welcome! *puts hand forward for you to rub against* (all kitties i've known did this to say hi)
*Purrs and knocks hir head against the presented hand.*
Sure I would :). *does so*mya! How kind of you. *purrs even louder and starts drinking.*
Wait, you're going to be in all of our faces? All 223 of us? *wonders how this can happen*Haha! In 5 years I ate so much, that I'm one hugenormous beast of a cat! Edit: With many tentacles, which I shall stuff into your holes!!!

MUHAHAHAHAR

[Wonderboy]

Edit: With many tentacles, which I shall stuff into your holes!!!

MUHAHAHAHAR

:eek:
*Starts building anti-cat-tentacle defences to protect his holes.*

Welcome:p

[ToxicShock]

HA! I don't have holes!

[miezebieze]

Drat! and I'll stop right now, to blab my masterplan.

[Rule 34]

Well! This is certainly an awkward time for me to speak up, but allo!
Unfortunately I believe I be one o' those bad lurker people trying to save face for a specific forum related reason... But! Suppose I had to get this out of the way regardless! It be nice to meet ye, or rather, nice to speak up and be public about it. Been here since that nasty litle cross-forum arguement that is now dead, and hope I can be of use from here on! At least, of use somewhere... Though that be much harder then it seems. Anyhoo, you'll no doubt be seeing me mostly in that ye olde corner with all tha' fancy games and whatnot, so I bid ye adieu.

Welcome. I am the Tentacle God of all Corners. Prepare to be raped.

Also welcome Mieze. As soon as I saw your user name I knew you were German.

[wallpaper]

Wow, so many newbies! Welcome to the forums and... enjoy yourselves. >:3

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome Mieze, Resaiyu12, and Jafar. I do hope you enjoy yer times here! Cause it can be quite fun indeed.


3 Things You Dislike:
3) Girls who says no...


I'll be nice and decide not to comment further on the above more than I just did.

[wallpaper]

Ditto to that. :x

[ToxicShock]

Same here.. even if I did let out a chuckle when I first read it

[Obeliskos]

I'm going to be the first one to ask: Why did you use your email as your username? Just a mistake in registration or for shits and giggles?

[Copper]

Welcome. I am the Tentacle God of all Corners. Prepare to be raped.

Also welcome Mieze. As soon as I saw your user name I knew you were German.

Crap. Rule's become the Hound of Tindilos...Somebody put him down before the madness spreads.

Also, welcome to the newbies. Don't mind me. Just passing through.

[Nunu]

I'm going to be the first one to ask: Why did you use your email as your username? Just a mistake in registration or for shits and giggles?

thats not his email...
at least not the one he signed up with.

[Newbie]

Wow, so many newbies!

Also, welcome to the newbies. Don't mind me. Just passing through.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!

Or not, I suppose.

[Sinfulwolf]

Strangely enough, Newbie isn't a newbie anymore. He has in effect become a paradox, an anomaly of the forum universe that refuses to make any sense and lives in a world where to go east you must walk south or run north, and to go west you must jump up. Water floats in the sky and boats move across the clouds that squirm through the grass.

[Kane]

Wee! I'd like to write something really cool, so everybody would think "Man, that guy is awesome", but my inspiration is lacking. Well, I'm awesome anyway!

The Basics

Name: I somehow like the sound of "Kane" in the morning.
Age: 19
Gender: Male.
Birth Place: A hospital?
Current Country of Residence: Canada for the win!
Occupation: Professional test subject for matresses. Hmmm, sleep... And the other things I probably shouldn't be talking about...

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown! I think the exact color is Charlie Brown. Yes, I'm pretty good for lame puns.
Eye Color: Brown, a bit like brownies (no pun intended, really). So, you know, when people stare in my eyes, they actually get hungry... But not the good kind of hungry.

Personality

Zodiac: Ram.
My Fears: Spiders, creepy old men...
Common Utterances: "Kane LIVES!" and "Rawr"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Maybe the glass is too big?
Bad Habits: Poking people until they feint.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Evil spikey tentacles. I like them warm and squishy...
2) Spiders. Spiders are eeeevil!
3) Cats. They're so cute, I want to make them suffer @_@

Favorites

TV Show: Erm... I don't really watch TV, but I used to like Stargate. (Jack O'Neill for the win!!)
Drink: Orange juice.
Shoe: Erm... Running shoes?
Hat: Gas masks. People look so eeeeevil when they put those on...
Color: Purple. Yes, I AM a man -.- And you know, those warm and squishy tentacles? Usually, they're purple.
Music Genre: Metal. (You can't kill the metal. Metal is too strong.)
Internet Meme: Badger badger badger badger... Mushroom mushroom! Snaaaake, it's a snaaaaake oooo-oooooh it's a snaaaaake! (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)

Do I...

Smoke: Nope.
Swear: Sometimes.
Flip out and kill people: Only orphans. Nobody will miss them, right?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yeah, I always do so after a killing spree.
Knit scarves for orphans: Obviously. Scarves are a powerful weapon, when used correctly.

Future

Can you see into it? I can see that you will die!
Should Marty have gone back to it? Time travel is bad. That's what Jack O'Neill would think. And you know, O'Neill is always right, even when he's the only one left.
Where you'll be in 5 years? In a bed. Remember? I'm a professional test subject for matresses!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: It was a momentary madness.
Other random trivia: I think I have a Kane fetish. And my english might be somewhat poor, but I'm working on that.

[ToxicShock]

Name: 'mieze' is kitty in english, for I'm a cat!
3 Things You Dislike:...
...3) Cats. They're so cute, I want to make them suffer @_@


I see absolutely no problems arising as I welcome you both to these forums!

[ScrewDriver]

Welcome aboard you two!

[Caulder]

Wee! I'd like to write something really cool, so everybody would think "Man, that guy is awesome", but my inspiration is lacking. Well, I'm awesome anyway!

The Basics

Name: I somehow like the sound of "Kane" in the morning.
Age: 19
Gender: Male.
Birth Place: A hospital?
Current Country of Residence: Canada for the win!
Occupation: Professional test subject for matresses. Hmmm, sleep... And the other things I probably shouldn't be talking about...

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown! I think the exact color is Charlie Brown. Yes, I'm pretty good for lame puns.
Eye Color: Brown, a bit like brownies (no pun intended, really). So, you know, when people stare in my eyes, they actually get hungry... But not the good kind of hungry.

Personality

Zodiac: Ram.
My Fears: Spiders, creepy old men...
Common Utterances: "Kane LIVES!" and "Rawr"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Maybe the glass is too big?
Bad Habits: Poking people until they feint.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Evil spikey tentacles. I like them warm and squishy...
2) Spiders. Spiders are eeeevil!
3) Cats. They're so cute, I want to make them suffer @_@

Favorites

TV Show: Erm... I don't really watch TV, but I used to like Stargate. (Jack O'Neill for the win!!)
Drink: Orange juice.
Shoe: Erm... Running shoes?
Hat: Gas masks. People look so eeeeevil when they put those on...
Color: Purple. Yes, I AM a man -.- And you know, those warm and squishy tentacles? Usually, they're purple.
Music Genre: Metal. (You can't kill the metal. Metal is too strong.)
Internet Meme: Badger badger badger badger... Mushroom mushroom! Snaaaake, it's a snaaaaake oooo-oooooh it's a snaaaaake! (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)

Do I...

Smoke: Nope.
Swear: Sometimes.
Flip out and kill people: Only orphans. Nobody will miss them, right?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yeah, I always do so after a killing spree.
Knit scarves for orphans: Obviously. Scarves are a powerful weapon, when used correctly.

Future

Can you see into it? I can see that you will die!
Should Marty have gone back to it? Time travel is bad. That's what Jack O'Neill would think. And you know, O'Neill is always right, even when he's the only one left.
Where you'll be in 5 years? In a bed. Remember? I'm a professional test subject for matresses!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: It was a momentary madness.
Other random trivia: I think I have a Kane fetish. And my english might be somewhat poor, but I'm working on that.

Oh. Mah. Gawd. The Prophet has shown himself! *bows down*

[Diagasvesle]

Wee! I'd like to write something really cool, so everybody would think "Man, that guy is awesome", but my inspiration is lacking. Well, I'm awesome anyway!

The Basics

Name: I somehow like the sound of "Kane" in the morning.
Age: 19
Gender: Male.
Birth Place: A hospital?
Current Country of Residence: Canada for the win!
Occupation: Professional test subject for matresses. Hmmm, sleep... And the other things I probably shouldn't be talking about...

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown! I think the exact color is Charlie Brown. Yes, I'm pretty good for lame puns.
Eye Color: Brown, a bit like brownies (no pun intended, really). So, you know, when people stare in my eyes, they actually get hungry... But not the good kind of hungry.

Personality

Zodiac: Ram.
My Fears: Spiders, creepy old men...
Common Utterances: "Kane LIVES!" and "Rawr"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Maybe the glass is too big?
Bad Habits: Poking people until they feint.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Evil spikey tentacles. I like them warm and squishy...
2) Spiders. Spiders are eeeevil!
3) Cats. They're so cute, I want to make them suffer @_@

Favorites

TV Show: Erm... I don't really watch TV, but I used to like Stargate. (Jack O'Neill for the win!!)
Drink: Orange juice.
Shoe: Erm... Running shoes?
Hat: Gas masks. People look so eeeeevil when they put those on...
Color: Purple. Yes, I AM a man -.- And you know, those warm and squishy tentacles? Usually, they're purple.
Music Genre: Metal. (You can't kill the metal. Metal is too strong.)
Internet Meme: Badger badger badger badger... Mushroom mushroom! Snaaaake, it's a snaaaaake oooo-oooooh it's a snaaaaake! (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)

Do I...

Smoke: Nope.
Swear: Sometimes.
Flip out and kill people: Only orphans. Nobody will miss them, right?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yeah, I always do so after a killing spree.
Knit scarves for orphans: Obviously. Scarves are a powerful weapon, when used correctly.

Future

Can you see into it? I can see that you will die!
Should Marty have gone back to it? Time travel is bad. That's what Jack O'Neill would think. And you know, O'Neill is always right, even when he's the only one left.
Where you'll be in 5 years? In a bed. Remember? I'm a professional test subject for matresses!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: It was a momentary madness.
Other random trivia: I think I have a Kane fetish. And my english might be somewhat poor, but I'm working on that.

Two can play at this game *Bows down even more then burrito.*

[Caulder]

*Is shown up by Dia*

'S all good. Long as Kane lives.

[Kane]

I have to admit, I'm quite flattered by the link in your signature, Burrito... Now, if you truly believe in the cause, go purge mieze with flame! Or lasers, as you see fit.

But you know, kitty on fire? Devious.


Anyways, thanks for the welcome... And, most importantly, for bowing down before my awesomeness!

[darent]

The Basics

Name: Darent
Age: 21
Gender: Male... (usually)
Birth Place: Earth
Current Country of Residence: Mexico
Occupation: Student

Appearance

Hair Color: Very dark red
Eye Color: Dark brown

Personality

Zodiac: Cancer
My Fears: High cellings
Common Utterances: LOL
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full
Bad Habits: Become a futanary, lol

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Homework
2) Eggs
3) Milk

Favorites

TV Show: Burn Notice
Drink: "sangria"
Shoe: Tennis
Hat: none
Color: Red
Music Genre: Classic
Internet Meme: Chuck Norris

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Sometimes
Flip out and kill people: Sometimes
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Guitar Hero
Knit scarves for orphans: Never

Future

Can you see into it?
No
Should Marty have gone back to it?
Yes
Where you'll be in 5 years?
In the future!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Found a link of a game that I was looking for in this forum, and, well, I liked it more than any other forums... Just love tentacles...
Other random trivia: My biggest dream is to be raped by a tentacle monster...

[Copper]

Occupation: Professional test subject for matresses. Hmmm, sleep... And the other things I probably shouldn't be talking about...

Consider where you're at, man.

Bad Habits: Poking people until they feint.

I usually dodge first, then parry. But gotta watch out for that "Ha-hah!" after the "Ho ho!" *bill snaps upward*

TV Show: Erm... I don't really watch TV, but I used to like Stargate. (Jack O'Neill for the win!!)

Should Marty have gone back to it? Time travel is bad. That's what Jack O'Neill would think. And you know, O'Neill is always right, even when he's the only one left.

Yeah, he'll fit in well with some of us.

[ToxicShock]

AHH! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK!


Someone fetch me a spray

[Newbie]

We've become popular for some reason! I liked it before it was cool!

[lurker]

Strangely enough, Newbie isn't a newbie anymore. He has in effect become a paradox, an anomaly of the forum universe that refuses to make any sense and lives in a world where to go east you must walk south or run north, and to go west you must jump up. Water floats in the sky and boats move across the clouds that squirm through the grass.

Like the Lurker that doesn't lurk?

[Newbie]

Strangely enough, Newbie isn't a newbie anymore. He has in effect become a paradox, an anomaly of the forum universe that refuses to make any sense and lives in a world where to go east you must walk south or run north, and to go west you must jump up. Water floats in the sky and boats move across the clouds that squirm through the grass.
It was bound to happen. Hell I've been about since forum one, under some name or another, since they first locked it down. That's half of why I picked the name.
Like the Lurker that doesn't lurk?
You are fairly lurkish as regulars go, but you're an embarrassment to lurkers everywhere! There's still time! You can yet mend your ways and live up to your namesake!

[Kane]

I usually dodge first, then parry. But gotta watch out for that "Ha-hah!" after the "Ho ho!" *bill snaps upward*

I'm a master when it comes to poking someone. They stand no chance against my terrible onslaught of evil pokey fingers! >=D Combined attacks, distractions and sneaky tactics, those are my tools.

You know, I'd probably make a pretty good tentacle monster...

[Sinfulwolf]

Welcome Kane and Darent, I do hope you'll find entertainment in our debauchery ridden forums, along with our off-topicness and sillyness.

and yes... Lurker lives in a similar world to Newbie... except the grass in blue in Lurker's world, wheras its orange in Newbies.

[Host]

Kane LIVES! (Maybe next time, you'll expect an attack by YOUR! OWN! FORCES! *grins*)

REFORMAT YOUR SHIP, FOREMAN!

Oh, shove it, Supervisor. I'm talking to Kane.

I'm a master when it comes to poking someone. They stand no chance against my terrible onslaught of evil pokey fingers! >=D Combined attacks, distractions and sneaky tactics, those are my tools.

Hmuuur, that makes two of us. I also believe Zerospace is reasonably skilled in this department... At least, so claims his sig...

TV Show: Erm... I don't really watch TV, but I used to like Stargate. (Jack O'Neill for the win!!)

Should Marty have gone back to it? Time travel is bad. That's what Jack O'Neill would think. And you know, O'Neill is always right, even when he's the only one left.

Yeah, he'll fit in well with some of us.

Egad! I'll help with bodyguard detail to stop Siphon from molesting him.



darent:

futanary

...

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG....
Suffering... physical... pain....

TV Show: Burn Notice
Huzza! Not many people I know seem to know the show.

Just love tentacles...
Other random trivia: My biggest dream is to be raped by a tentacle monster...

...Oh dear. I fear you will have a very unfulfilled life, as one cannot be raped when one is consenting, now can one? (Or two, or more, for that matter.)

[ToxicShock]

Huzza! Not many people I know seem to know the show.
EVERYONE I know, knows and loves this show, myself included.

[Host]

Pshhaw, what are you, an Ameeerican?

...Oh, right.

No one over here has it as I don't think it's televised. The Internet is for television...

[wallpaper]

Welcome, dudes! Get posting and have fun! 8D

[Wonderboy]

Burn Notice! Yaay!
Season three started on the 6, and I'm literally counting down until the next episode. (4 more days, just four more days and I can have another dose:eek:)

[Gatorbait]

Welcome all new people!

[Caulder]

Burn Notice! Yaay!
Season three started on the 6, and I'm literally counting down until the next episode. (4 more days, just four more days and I can have another dose:eek:)

Meh. I like the new show, Royal Pains. The pilot episode fucking ruled.

Also. *Dons Black Hand gear and fuel pack, as well as Flamethrower* Purge them with flame!

[plmnko]

welcome to all (kane , darent, miezebieze,Jafar_1989, etc)

[Bowser]

Hello all,
I hadn't noticed this thread.
Good to meet ya all.

I'm here mostly because of a game section redirect. But it's nice to see a smaller and more focused fetish group.

Tentacle sex, the greatest leap of logic of some guy sitting in a sushi restaurant looking at the poster of a girl in a beer ad pondering the word "prehensile".

[Hopeyouguess62]

Welcome to the party.

Folks here are strange, but...

...but...

Okay, folks here are strange.

Enjoy.

[Nunu]

We are focused on one fetish? Trust me once you've been here a while you will understand that focus is something most of us aren't capable of.

[Caulder]

Trust me once you've been here a while you will understand that focus is something most of us aren't capable of.

Sig'd

[Rea]

Hello to all new members.

I'm still learning. All the time. I'm slow, that's all.

[ToxicShock]

Welcome to stuff and things, brb my burritos are ready

*edit* Hi I'm toxic, obviously, welcome to our humble abode. Make yourself comfortable, take your time in learning our ways, and consider yourself an official member of our unofficial community.

(I dreamed this actually. My entire dream last night was about how I'd wake up to a bunch of new posts in lots of old threads. Of course in my dream, it was a douchebag, so we were all scrounging for points, but I'm not 100% psychic damnit)

[Gatorbait]

Welcome Bowser and Rea!


We are focused on one fetish? Trust me once you've been here a while you will understand that focus is something most of us aren't capable of.

I disagree with that statement! Maybe you all can't stay focused, but.... OOOH A KITTY!!!

[Nunu]

rea's been here for ages, she just hardly ever comes on.

[ToxicShock]

rea's been here for ages, she just hardly ever comes on.
.. :( Now I feel used and violated

[Nunu]

i would have thought the biggest hint would be that she was welcoming members and not introducing herself. gees a pretty thing bats its lids at you and suddenly your all swooning.

[ToxicShock]

I've been welcoming everyone lately :(

And the only reason my post was elaborate is because my burritos really were ready. Came back and saw my original post seemed very apathetic, and thought it would be humorous to have something so meticulous follow in it's edit

Plus it didn't help that I just went through the 6-7 other necromanced threads right before it which is most common of a just joining member, what with the "still learning" comment.

Now where's that kitty Gator saw? Is it Mieze?

[Gatorbait]

It ate my cookie...

[Obeliskos]

CUSTOM TITLES CAN BE PICTURES!?

Kick ASS!

[Bowser]

Thanks for the welcome guys.
Out of curio, where do you guys usually host the pics that in your avatars/sigs? Does the forum have the option to upload something? If so, I'm not seeing it.

[Gatorbait]

Just click on your name in the top right of the forum and it'll take you to your CP. You should see the album section there

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/album.php?u=65

Mine for an example ^_^